Just leveled up to Level 18. I like my new spiky club.

Coop prepares for a meeting in a cold office, while congratulating:
SCTE3: 70,000 Total Points
EmoDragon: Level 45
Winrar1337: 15,000 B/P
VJF: Level 18

Thank you to:
Odyssic

At 11/4/12 07:59 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Appears I got a blam today but unfortunately the submissions isn't showing in Obituaries at the moment.

Well, I only managed one Blam yesterday, but keep fighting the good fight and we will get there :)

Level up!

Listening to:

Judas Priest - Point of Entry. I hate this album.

Thanks to:

Coop

At 11/4/12 06:29 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/3/12 07:06 PM, Bahamut wrote: You hardly deposit with that nowadays?

Hardly ever. I think I did get a couple of Blams with it the other day, having voted 0 on a lot at home, then tagged them again upon reaching the office. Hey, it's a start.

Man, you are terrible at depositing alts. At least I'm not slacking that much. :P

Yeah, I've had a rough patch or two over religious issues. It was unintended but it just had to go a step further than it had to be.

I don't like religious debate - you get seen as a bigot, regardless of your opinion, regardless of how you're putting it across.

And there's me thinking there's nothing bad about having a neutral thought. At least you're trying to be fair on everyone.

Only once or twice I've done that. Besides, I've yet to meet Tom so I get priority over you as to what he gets a free drink of and who from. :P

I'll just prepare something as silly as the golden beans tin with a Newgrounds sticker on it.

OH MY GOD! It's dragon dildos, isn't it?

She's far too used to it at this point.

I find that hard to believe.

Really...?

At 11/3/12 07:50 AM, Coop wrote:

The elation in our hearts,
The excitement in our veins

As we sail towards the coastline
Of our golden promised land.

Weary limbs fatigued away
I have no life left in me

No more strength and nothing
Left to give.
Must find the will to live.

Oh, and since we where talking about german songs earlier, here's a nice quote from Mark Twain:
Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

That guy was a genius.

Sure was.

At 11/3/12 07:06 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/2/12 06:43 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/2/12 09:59 AM, Bahamut wrote: Will I?

It really is hard to tell. So many things can happen in those 5 years.

Hmm, five years ago I just left college. Damn, it's really taken this long to get a permanent full-time job? What a pathetic country I live in.

Hopefully it won't take me that long to get a job. If only the stupid companies would reply...

That's the more important question. Activity is really taking more and more of a hit.

Maybe it will become more active again, with HTML5. There are more and more HTML5 games in the portal. That's a good sign.

Yeah, having HTML5 support is a step in the right direction, even if it means to go beyond Flash but like Tom said, their development has been far too slow over the last few years.

And it still is, if I look at all the things that have been broken since the redesign. :/

Well, it could be a while until you see pictures of me dressing up as a dragon but it must be done.

A dragon dressing up as a dragon. Now that's something I HAVE to see. ;)

Dragonception!

We have to go DEEPER!

And Tom claims the unicode problem is looked into now. That is good to hear because 9 months without using the pound sterling symbol correctly is pathetic.

And let's not forget the inability to spell "Motorhead" correctly!

The pound sterling issue is much much worse. Ã'£Ã'£Ã'£Ã'£ Even euros fuck up on the BBS as well.

Let's try it... â'¬
But "Motörhead" looks just stupid.

I thought McDonald's were meant to be the cheapest. What the hell happened there?

What I meant was, that prices may vary from McD to McD. For example, in some restaurants a Cheeseburger costs 1 Euro, in others, it's 1,11 Euros. And at that one overpriced McD (which happens to be located in the red light district of Hamburg) it's even more expensive.

I much prefer Burger King anyway or better yet, the game shop I go to that provides hot food.

Burger King is bad. The only thing worse than Burger King is Hesburger. But I think every single restaurant in Hamburg has been closed down. Serves them right for selling so badly tasting food!

7 years on Newgrounds!

At 11/5/12 10:09 PM, Powerage wrote: 7 years on Newgrounds!

I totally forgot that it was my 9th NG Birfday on last Saturday.
Must be the alzheimer's with this age.

Coop prepares for a weirdly split day, while congratulating:
LiquidFire: Level 38
Odyssic: Level 47
Powerage: 7th NG Berfday
reverend: 9th NG Berfday

Listening to:
Nine Inch Nails - The Line Begins to Blur
Metallica - Stone Cold Crazy
Velvet Revolver - Gravedancer

At 11/5/12 11:20 AM, Bahamut wrote: Listening to:

Judas Priest - Point of Entry. I hate this album.

Then why listen to it?

At 11/4/12 06:29 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/3/12 07:06 PM, Bahamut wrote: You hardly deposit with that nowadays?

Hardly ever. I think I did get a couple of Blams with it the other day, having voted 0 on a lot at home, then tagged them again upon reaching the office. Hey, it's a start.

Man, you are terrible at depositing alts. At least I'm not slacking that much. :P

Yeah, but I've always been like that.

Yeah, I've had a rough patch or two over religious issues. It was unintended but it just had to go a step further than it had to be.

I don't like religious debate - you get seen as a bigot, regardless of your opinion, regardless of how you're putting it across.

And there's me thinking there's nothing bad about having a neutral thought. At least you're trying to be fair on everyone.

Someone always comes off worse. I've had girlfriends fighting my parents in this sort of arena and in the end, I just had to leave the room, because I couldn't stand it.

Only once or twice I've done that. Besides, I've yet to meet Tom so I get priority over you as to what he gets a free drink of and who from. :P

I'll just prepare something as silly as the golden beans tin with a Newgrounds sticker on it.

OH MY GOD! It's dragon dildos, isn't it?

What?! Why did you go there?!

At 11/5/12 12:05 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/3/12 07:50 AM, Coop wrote: Weary limbs fatigued away
I have no life left in me

No more strength and nothing
Left to give.
Must find the will to live.

Never thought that we could make it
Truly sight of shores divine.

Motorhead and Anthrax tonight. Oh hell yes!

Listening to:

Judas Priest - Jugulator. This album sucks too.

Thanks to:

Odyssic

At 11/5/12 12:05 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/3/12 07:06 PM, Bahamut wrote: Hmm, five years ago I just left college. Damn, it's really taken this long to get a permanent full-time job? What a pathetic country I live in.

Hopefully it won't take me that long to get a job. If only the stupid companies would reply...

Only like 1% are even bothering. Infact, saying 1% is being too kind to those scumbags.

Yeah, having HTML5 support is a step in the right direction, even if it means to go beyond Flash but like Tom said, their development has been far too slow over the last few years.

And it still is, if I look at all the things that have been broken since the redesign. :/

The holes in the 2007 redesign weren't this horrific...

Dragonception!

We have to go DEEPER!

How deep is deeper?

But "MotÃf¶rhead" looks just stupid.

Hopefully it's not much longer.

I much prefer Burger King anyway or better yet, the game shop I go to that provides hot food.

Burger King is bad. The only thing worse than Burger King is Hesburger. But I think every single restaurant in Hamburg has been closed down. Serves them right for selling so badly tasting food!

There never was Hesburger here so I have nothing to worry about.

At 11/6/12 03:14 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/5/12 11:20 AM, Bahamut wrote: Listening to:

Judas Priest - Point of Entry. I hate this album.

Then why listen to it?

Discography OCD, that's why.

Man, you are terrible at depositing alts. At least I'm not slacking that much. :P

Yeah, but I've always been like that.

I thought with you being a statwhore you'd have at least been more dedicated to your alt.

And there's me thinking there's nothing bad about having a neutral thought. At least you're trying to be fair on everyone.

Someone always comes off worse. I've had girlfriends fighting my parents in this sort of arena and in the end, I just had to leave the room, because I couldn't stand it.

I recall that news post of yours...

OH MY GOD! It's dragon dildos, isn't it?

What?! Why did you go there?!

Have fun. Highly NSFW, of course.

I shall never level up.. like pikachu.. if he never leveled up.

33,333 Saves.

Coop comes in to cover sick leave, while congratulating:
President Barack Obama: 2012 Election victory. I just didn't trust Mitt Romney.
gamejunkie: 33,333 Saves

At 11/6/12 08:25 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/6/12 03:14 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/5/12 11:20 AM, Bahamut wrote: Judas Priest - Point of Entry. I hate this album.

Then why listen to it?

Discography OCD, that's why.

Maybe you've got to listen to it a few more times?

Man, you are terrible at depositing alts. At least I'm not slacking that much. :P

Yeah, but I've always been like that.

I thought with you being a statwhore you'd have at least been more dedicated to your alt.

I've been that dedicated to the main over the years, it has given me somewhat of a blinkered view.

And there's me thinking there's nothing bad about having a neutral thought. At least you're trying to be fair on everyone.

Someone always comes off worse. I've had girlfriends fighting my parents in this sort of arena and in the end, I just had to leave the room, because I couldn't stand it.

I recall that news post of yours...

Which one? There's only about 60 of them. Are you referring to the me and Bex break up one?

OH MY GOD! It's dragon dildos, isn't it?

What?! Why did you go there?!

Have fun. Highly NSFW, of course.

I'm going to go and cry now.

At 11/7/12 04:22 AM, Coop wrote: President Barack Obama: 2012 Election victory. I just didn't trust Mitt Romney.

Hooray for Obama. I don't trust anyone who uses his middle name as his first name. Willard Romney, lol!

Just leveled up in my B/P Rank to Captain.

34,000 Saves.

Motorhead with Anthrax? Oh yes, that is quite a show. Was almost disappointed with Motorhead's setlist but then BAM! They play fucking Orgasmatron!!

Listening to:

Judas Priest - Angel of Retribution

At 11/6/12 08:30 AM, Elctr01c3 wrote: I shall never level up.. like pikachu.. if he never leveled up.

Pikachu did level up, it's just he never evolved. Two different things.

At 11/6/12 11:13 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 11/6/12 08:25 AM, Bahamut wrote: Have fun. Highly NSFW, of course.

Great fun reading the description of each dildo... eh, yeah.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

At 11/7/12 04:22 AM, Coop wrote: Coop comes in to cover sick leave, while congratulating:
President Barack Obama: 2012 Election victory. I just didn't trust Mitt Romney.

Good for Obama for sure. All we need to do now is try and fix Britain.

At 11/6/12 08:25 AM, Bahamut wrote: Discography OCD, that's why.

Maybe you've got to listen to it a few more times?

Whenever the Judas Priest discography is on the playlist. A-Z is continuous for me.

I thought with you being a statwhore you'd have at least been more dedicated to your alt.

I've been that dedicated to the main over the years, it has given me somewhat of a blinkered view.

I'm dedicated to my main too but I still give the alts the time they deserve.

I recall that news post of yours...

Which one? There's only about 60 of them. Are you referring to the me and Bex break up one?

The one about you arguing with Bex's dad.

Have fun. Highly NSFW, of course.

I'm going to go and cry now.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Level 48 this is the most exciting thing to happen to me ALL DAY WOW.

bro.

I've kicked off another isolated stint of b/p'ing by passing 36,000 b/p... (I know gfox would be proud.) ;P

At 11/6/12 03:14 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/5/12 12:05 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/3/12 07:50 AM, Coop wrote: Weary limbs fatigued away
I have no life left in me

No more strength and nothing
Left to give.
Must find the will to live.

Never thought that we could make it
Truly sight of shores divine.

The sickness I am dying from
Never wanted it to end this way

At 11/6/12 08:25 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/5/12 12:05 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/3/12 07:06 PM, Bahamut wrote: Hmm, five years ago I just left college. Damn, it's really taken this long to get a permanent full-time job? What a pathetic country I live in.

Hopefully it won't take me that long to get a job. If only the stupid companies would reply...

Only like 1% are even bothering. Infact, saying 1% is being too kind to those scumbags.

Sadly, this is true. At least things get a bit easier with online applications. You don't have to spent so much money on your application portfolio.

Yeah, having HTML5 support is a step in the right direction, even if it means to go beyond Flash but like Tom said, their development has been far too slow over the last few years.

And it still is, if I look at all the things that have been broken since the redesign. :/

The holes in the 2007 redesign weren't this horrific...

Or they got fixed a lot quicker.

Dragonception!

We have to go DEEPER!

How deep is deeper?

Deeper than the Mariana Trench.

I much prefer Burger King anyway or better yet, the game shop I go to that provides hot food.

Burger King is bad. The only thing worse than Burger King is Hesburger. But I think every single restaurant in Hamburg has been closed down. Serves them right for selling so badly tasting food!

There never was Hesburger here so I have nothing to worry about.

Let's just hope you never have to visit this shithole. Seriously, it's like Hesburger sells the crap that got thrown away at BK/McD.

At 11/7/12 07:07 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/6/12 08:30 AM, Elctr01c3 wrote: I shall never level up.. like pikachu.. if he never leveled up.

Pikachu did level up, it's just he never evolved. Two different things.

Interesting theory. If I remember rightly Pikachu evolved into Raichu.

Seeing Angel Witch tonight. That's right, one live show to another this week.

Listening to:

Judas Priest - Nostradamus. This is hit and miss.

At 11/7/12 10:16 PM, Muffin wrote: Level 48 this is the most exciting thing to happen to me ALL DAY WOW.

bro.

Hell yes!

At 11/8/12 12:07 AM, Metal-Therapy wrote: I've kicked off another isolated stint of b/p'ing by passing 36,000 b/p... (I know gfox would be proud.) ;P

Assuming he still gave a damn about us, that is.

At 11/8/12 05:30 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/6/12 08:25 AM, Bahamut wrote: Only like 1% are even bothering. Infact, saying 1% is being too kind to those scumbags.

Sadly, this is true. At least things get a bit easier with online applications. You don't have to spent so much money on your application portfolio.

And even then it's time consuming only for them to not give you a fucking answer.

The holes in the 2007 redesign weren't this horrific...

Or they got fixed a lot quicker.

Yeah, it was buggy at first but it did get resolved within convenient time.

How deep is deeper?

Deeper than the Mariana Trench.

Dat's deep.

There never was Hesburger here so I have nothing to worry about.

Let's just hope you never have to visit this shithole. Seriously, it's like Hesburger sells the crap that got thrown away at BK/McD.

Never visit Germany? But they have tons of stuff for metal.

At 11/8/12 07:48 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 11/7/12 07:07 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/6/12 08:30 AM, Elctr01c3 wrote: I shall never level up.. like pikachu.. if he never leveled up.

Pikachu did level up, it's just he never evolved. Two different things.

Interesting theory. If I remember rightly Pikachu evolved into Raichu.

And it never evolved via levelling up; it required a Thunderstone. However, the anime had to be all wussy and make Pikachu as it is.

Coop ploughs through a busy morning and early afternoon, before finally congratulating:
VJF: Captain
Jolly: 34,000 Saves
Muffin: Level 48. Wow, a high level muffin. Awesome!
Metal-Therapy: 36,000 B/P

At 11/7/12 05:00 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 11/7/12 04:22 AM, Coop wrote: President Barack Obama: 2012 Election victory. I just didn't trust Mitt Romney.

Hooray for Obama. I don't trust anyone who uses his middle name as his first name. Willard Romney, lol!

Well, you wouldn't would you? Who would vote for Hussein Obama for anything in America?

At 11/7/12 07:07 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/7/12 04:22 AM, Coop wrote: Coop comes in to cover sick leave, while congratulating:
President Barack Obama: 2012 Election victory. I just didn't trust Mitt Romney.

Good for Obama for sure. All we need to do now is try and fix Britain.

We'll get there. I don't think that many people will vote for Liberal Democrats in the next election.

At 11/6/12 08:25 AM, Bahamut wrote: Discography OCD, that's why.

Maybe you've got to listen to it a few more times?

Whenever the Judas Priest discography is on the playlist. A-Z is continuous for me.

Fair enough.

I thought with you being a statwhore you'd have at least been more dedicated to your alt.

I've been that dedicated to the main over the years, it has given me somewhat of a blinkered view.

I'm dedicated to my main too but I still give the alts the time they deserve.

While C0GMA needs time, I think it also needs some WD40 now...

I recall that news post of yours...

Which one? There's only about 60 of them. Are you referring to the me and Bex break up one?

The one about you arguing with Bex's dad.

Oh god, that one. When it comes to trying to be chivalrous, I can sometimes be that stupid.

Have fun. Highly NSFW, of course.

I'm going to go and cry now.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

"Alright people let's move it out, stop crying, Leela."

At 11/8/12 12:07 AM, Metal-Therapy wrote: I've kicked off another isolated stint of b/p'ing by passing 36,000 b/p... (I know gfox would be proud.) ;P

He really would. I remember when I got there and now I've passed 3 times that much...

At 11/8/12 05:30 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/6/12 03:14 AM, Coop wrote: Never thought that we could make it
Truly sight of shores divine.

The sickness I am dying from
Never wanted it to end this way

Westward the tide!
Westward we sail on!

27,000 SEXperience.

Got myself The Lieutenant Badge, not too many ranks left until the end. Still over half of the B/P to go though.

Coop continues the relentless pursuit of moustachioed perfection, while congratulating:
gamejunkie: 27,000 Experience
Decky: Lieutenant

At 11/9/12 12:30 AM, gamejunkie wrote: 27,000 SEXperience.

Sexperience? Wow, if you're doing that, you've got to have been going at it twice a day for 30 years solid. Now that's a recipe for just being sore. Still, I bet you enjoyed it.

I've been cooking over the past few days - Faggots on Wednesday evening, with Xmas puddings yesterday and today. We're boiling / steaming them now, so can't wait to see how they turn out :)

Awesome show at Angel Witch last night!

Listening to:

Korpiklaani - Manala. Not as bad as I expected considering it's this band.

At 11/8/12 09:53 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/7/12 07:07 PM, Bahamut wrote: Good for Obama for sure. All we need to do now is try and fix Britain.

We'll get there. I don't think that many people will vote for Liberal Democrats in the next election.

I'd like it to be 0 votes for them, HAH! Then again, it seems no matter who we get in charge the country is fucked either way.

I'm dedicated to my main too but I still give the alts the time they deserve.

While C0GMA needs time, I think it also needs some WD40 now...

Then get some already.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

"Alright people let's move it out, stop crying, Leela."

If you want to read more about such things, you can always count on me.

At 11/8/12 08:45 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/8/12 05:30 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/6/12 08:25 AM, Bahamut wrote: Only like 1% are even bothering. Infact, saying 1% is being too kind to those scumbags.

Sadly, this is true. At least things get a bit easier with online applications. You don't have to spent so much money on your application portfolio.

And even then it's time consuming only for them to not give you a fucking answer.

Well, most companies send you back your portfolio, so you can simply reuse it. But with online applications, most don't even bother to give you a reply at all. That sucks.

There never was Hesburger here so I have nothing to worry about.

Let's just hope you never have to visit this shithole. Seriously, it's like Hesburger sells the crap that got thrown away at BK/McD.

Never visit Germany? But they have tons of stuff for metal.

Actually, I was referring to Hesburger when I said "shithole". But I guess there's no country that you can't call a "shithole".

At 11/8/12 09:53 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/8/12 05:30 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/6/12 03:14 AM, Coop wrote: Never thought that we could make it
Truly sight of shores divine.

The sickness I am dying from
Never wanted it to end this way

Westward the tide!
Westward we sail on!

Westwards the tide!
Sail by the talisman!

At 11/9/12 11:12 AM, Coop wrote: I've been cooking over the past few days - Faggots on Wednesday evening, with Xmas puddings yesterday and today. We're boiling / steaming them now, so can't wait to see how they turn out :)

Oh my god. Here's me thinking: "Why on earth is Coop cooking homosexuals?"
And then I realized that you where talking about something completly different.

16,000 EXP!

Level 39. Holla!

12 Total VP!