Top 15 BP

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At 8/27/11 05:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: You damn tease! You better get that last point when you reach level 60.

Or you get blams from flagged entries being cleared, lol.

I tried my best to make sure I didn't vote for anything flag-worthy.

At 8/27/11 01:34 AM, ngfan14 wrote:

At 8/26/11 02:23 PM, Squidbit wrote: I'm level 12 now. I hardly recognize my own posts anymore.
I don't like this new icon, I want my Swiss army knife back.

I sometimes forget that you're not an old user. Usually older users who have lower levels do it on purpose. I'm used to seeing your Swiss army knife too but the broken bottle isn't that bad. You'll get used to it.

I had the axe thing and now I got some lame bronze glove but I'll just deal with it for a bit. I like the level icons for the late 20s.

I actually like it a lot better now that I changed to the neutral aura.
I might go back to dark at some point though, I really only changed it in the first place to celebrate the level up.

Rank: Sup. Commander
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Saves: 10,003

oh look, finally 10,000 saves

At 8/26/11 05:42 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 8/26/11 09:56 AM, Auz wrote: But but but... there are no girls on the mathematics faculty :(

There should be SOME at least. And if you can't answer them about fibonacci or at least markov chains... then no date for you, I'm afraid.

Nope I'm pretty sure there aren't. Just fat nerds and weirdos >.>

That IS true. It looks like the Glee film is failing hard at the moment and so was Sex and the City 2 last year.

Yeah, Sex and the City 2 won three golden raspberries.

LOL! Serves them right.

Basically it's a series about teenagers in high school who have formed a musical group or something and throughout the episodes they sing all kinds of covers of well known songs (which fit into the story somehow). That's all I know.

But, isn't that "Highschool Musical"?

Yeah... sort of. A bit less child-ish maybe, but it's comparable I think.

Ah, I'll put it right next to Nickelback then.

Yes. Seems nobody likes that band. So why are they so succesful?

Well perhaps they have an equal amount of fans and haters? I don't know.

Holy shit! Bagception!

Yo dawg! I heard you like bags, so we put a bag in your bag, so you can carry stuff in your bag while you carry a bag in your bag.

So if I have two bottomless bags and I put one of those bags in the other, will it fill up the other bag?

You should really get one someday!

Maybe.

YES! Driving a car is awesome!

Lol. Not even close to Dutch then.

Godverdomme!

Tyfuszooi!

Yeah I think it's called "Lawman".

Sounds like "Lawnman". "And here we see the evil neighbour that never mows his lawn!"

Now you're reminding me of The Lawnmower Man, just when I had erased it out of my memory.

Uhu, 'exploitation movies' XD

Hey, it IS a real genre! Or at least, some kind of supergenre.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploitatio n_film

I guess it is. I've heard the term more often, but it sounds like a good way to cover up that something is a downright porn film.

Browsing through the genres in the list, it looks like a lot of them are inspiration for B-films (except for the Spaghetti Western and a few others).

There's also a "Women in prison" genre, where the "you just droped your soap"-scene would be a perfect match.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_pr ison_film

Sounds more like a subgenre of hardcore porn XD

Also, while not really a "women in prison" film, you really should watch The Halfway House some time. It features a tentacle monster and the great line "Stop thinking with your dick, Dick!"
It's really worth it.

You're recommending me a film that scores a 3.2? :p

Well I guess it could be hilarious for how bad it is.

But DVD series boxes are expensive!

There's a box set that contains all 11 seaons, in a nice steel box with dog tags.

I guess that'll look pretty good in my book closet.

Hopefully they didn't get that on camera.

I turned off the main power, cameras shouldn't be running.

*Pfew*

Okay, now let's get the fuck out of here before the cops are all over the place.

Heh shame.

It's odd that we probably had more about WW I than you then, considering Holland was neutral in that war :p

Does Holland have an army anway? :P

You know what our army was when you guys rolled in in 1940? A measily twenty battalions mostly armed with 19th century rifles and 19th century artillery. The only good thing we had was a bunch of modern airplanes made by the Fokker company, but of course they were still no match for the Germans.

And you know what our tactics were? Set a massive block along the river and keep you guys from crossing. We hadn't figured out that you guys had airplanes and would simply drop a load of bombs and paratroopers right behind us.

Yeah we sucked back then. And our army still sucks ass, but unfortunately our government doesn't seem to realise that the Netherlands' army will always be a joke compared to the major powers in the world and they feel like we need 85 JSF's to keep up with everyone...

Yeah. You can't say you know much about the book if you've only read 1 out of 1200+ pages.

Wouldn't make for great conversations on parties as well. "Have you read 'In Search of Lost Time'?" - "Yes, but only that one page, where..."

Even if I have read the book, it probably wouldn't be such an interesting thing to talk about. Unless I'm at some snobby 'upperclass' party :p

At 8/26/11 09:29 PM, NeMeSiSM66 wrote: Rank: Commander
Blams: 19,600
Saves: 10,399

time to take a nice long break from b/p

*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE*

At 8/27/11 05:13 AM, Coop wrote:

At 8/26/11 10:10 AM, Auz wrote: Oooh I see. I thought you said you weren't feeling well a couple of days ago. Guess I must have misunderstood.

I've finished the antibiotics and now I'm hopefully back to normal.

Sounds pretty serious. So what did you need them for? Cricket injury?

At 8/27/11 05:34 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 8/26/11 10:10 AM, Auz wrote: That's the good thing.

I'm glad that didn't happen when Pimp reached level 60. However, now that I'm not so far away from level 50, I wouldn't mind a few more levels for the redesign.

Yeah me neither. Like I've already advocated before, scaling it up to level 100 would be nice. Although doing it in smaller steps (like level 80) would be fine with me too. As long as we just get some more levels and some more BP ranks too.

I'd prefer the BP ranks actually if I had to choose.

Yeah but if one gimmick is cool and the other one is lame... I'm not sure what you'll get :p

That one will be at least cool.

Sure.

So this is from a Mortal Kombat film? Is it already out yet or is it still coming out?

I haven't seen that one either.

Reading some Rotten Tomatoes reviews, the consensus seems to be that while kids will probably be entertained by the visuals and all, it's pretty unfunny and the plot is especially bad. Maybe they at least got the plot right in Monsters Inc.?

Yeah, perhaps Monsters Inc. got it right. As for Cars, just a bunch of cars with faces on them?

Not very imaginative. Another thing it is missing :p

Yeah of course. I seem to be one of the few who disliked it so big chance you'll enjoy it.

As you should know, I don't watch a whole lot of movies so I should watch this just fine.

Yeah. A problem with having seen quite a bunch of films is that eventually things just seem less original and you start comparing everything with everything and you get a lot more critical about them. It can take away from the enjoyment sometimes.

Did it give you any further rewards other than a nice challenge?

Well, some of the original monsters gave you sphere fillings.

Something for the sphere grid?

LEVEL UP!

your total vote power was worth 11 votes!

Hell yeah, I've been hoping to land on 11 before my next B/P rank up knocks it up loads.

I could say "hey, I'm back!" and make an enormous catch up post that no one would read.

Or I could just remain in ostracism and forget about Newgrounds altogether.

But naaaah, I won't forget about this place so soon. Not as long as it remains as a bookmark on Aurora.

So I'll just say "hey, how's it been?"

*It's been what, an years since I last posted in here? Nice.*

At 8/26/11 05:50 AM, Coop wrote: I think he's got eyes for other NG users :P

I'm sure he can go out of his way for a good friend

At 8/26/11 08:57 AM, Bahamut wrote: No way in hell am I doing that to Coop.

I guess not.

At 8/26/11 10:10 AM, Auz wrote: Put a lock on it. Sounds like a plan!

It might take some doing. I hope that's included in the redesign.

Hmm the only closeted gay person I know is chubby indeed, but whether that goes for all of them...

I think a better stereotype is: They like musicals and the Eurovision Song Festival.

Yeah musicals and being hypersensitive as well. Oh and not dating women is a good sign.

At 8/28/11 01:23 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I could say "hey, I'm back!" and make an enormous catch up post that no one would read.

Hello, hello.

Congrats to:
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At 8/27/11 08:55 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 8/27/11 08:36 AM, Asandir wrote: 9000 posts.

Too bad, you could've used "over 9000" instead. Oh well, congrats.

You mean the most overused meme ever?

Coop prepares to watch the Belgian Grand Prix, while congratulating:
AnalPenguinFarming: Top 700 Experienced
Asandir: 9,000 Posts
Addict: Top 400 B/Per
FattyWhale: 15th Highest B/Per. Urk!
SCTE3: 15,000 Posts
Xiivi: 10,000 Saves; Triplelisted
Quinny: Level 28
sushi13: 11.00 Total Voting Power
Cootie: 20,000 B/P

Listening to:
Alice Cooper - Poison
Blur - Tender

Thank you to:
Soapbubble
Odyssic

At 8/27/11 05:34 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 8/27/11 05:13 AM, Coop wrote:

At 8/26/11 08:57 AM, Bahamut wrote: One of them has a special place in my heart. <3

I'm sure they do.

I wonder who...

Hmm? Oh sorry, I was contemplating Kelly Brook and a large supply of custard. *sigh*

At 8/27/11 07:41 AM, Odyssic wrote: Odyssic is thinking about going to the Manchester meet.

I really need to save some money up then!

At 8/27/11 08:55 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 8/27/11 08:36 AM, Asandir wrote: 9000 posts.

Too bad, you could've used "over 9000" instead. Oh well, congrats.

You realise that we're banning people for that in here?

At 8/27/11 03:13 PM, Addict wrote: 888 blams.

Lol, I need to start blamming more often.

Seriously, do you read these replies? We've been saying this for months, because your save whoring is rather pathetic.

At 8/27/11 05:59 PM, Auz wrote:

At 8/27/11 05:13 AM, Coop wrote:

At 8/26/11 10:10 AM, Auz wrote: Oooh I see. I thought you said you weren't feeling well a couple of days ago. Guess I must have misunderstood.

I've finished the antibiotics and now I'm hopefully back to normal.

Sounds pretty serious. So what did you need them for? Cricket injury?

If I ever needed antibiotics for a cricket injury, it may well have been sustained during tea. Antibiotics deal with harmful bacteria. I had what I thought was a virus, exacerbated by painkillers and a delicate tracts that wouldn't hold food. Yes, the shits.

At 8/28/11 01:23 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I could say "hey, I'm back!" and make an enormous catch up post that no one would read.

*pokes* are you real again?

At 8/28/11 02:19 AM, reverend wrote:

At 8/26/11 05:50 AM, Coop wrote: I think he's got eyes for other NG users :P

I'm sure he can go out of his way for a good friend

Seriously, are you trying to get us to play "gay before bed"?

One year of modding!

Listening to:

Savatage - Edge of Thorns

At 8/27/11 07:41 AM, Odyssic wrote: Odyssic is thinking about going to the Manchester meet.

Please do.

At 8/26/11 08:57 AM, Bahamut wrote: I think there is a mod that fixes that but I'm not sure now. There might be a lot of depth to Morrowind but Oblivion is much more playable.

I thought about looking for some mods, but I couldn't find anything, a lot of mods for one. I thought about the search bar, but what could I put, make the game better mod? I give up with Morrowind.

When I do give it a second chance, I will dig up that mod.

At 8/27/11 08:55 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 8/27/11 08:36 AM, Asandir wrote: 9000 posts.

Too bad, you could've used "over 9000" instead. Oh well, congrats.

For not doing that, he deserves more respect.

At 8/27/11 03:32 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Thanks to Bahamut releasing a few more entries this year I have reached 1,100 flash reviews. Yay!!

I've only made one submission this year.

At 8/27/11 05:59 PM, Auz wrote:

At 8/27/11 05:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'm glad that didn't happen when Pimp reached level 60. However, now that I'm not so far away from level 50, I wouldn't mind a few more levels for the redesign.

Yeah me neither. Like I've already advocated before, scaling it up to level 100 would be nice. Although doing it in smaller steps (like level 80) would be fine with me too. As long as we just get some more levels and some more BP ranks too.

I'd like to see where we go with just another ten levels.

I'd prefer the BP ranks actually if I had to choose.

Yeah, B/P could do with an update more than the level system. Even if 30,000 is intimidating for new users, so is level 60.

That one will be at least cool.

Sure.

So this is from a Mortal Kombat film? Is it already out yet or is it still coming out?

It's probably from the original Mortal Kombat film.

Yeah, perhaps Monsters Inc. got it right. As for Cars, just a bunch of cars with faces on them?

Not very imaginative. Another thing it is missing :p

Of course. Just look at Toy Story and then this...

As you should know, I don't watch a whole lot of movies so I should watch this just fine.

Yeah. A problem with having seen quite a bunch of films is that eventually things just seem less original and you start comparing everything with everything and you get a lot more critical about them. It can take away from the enjoyment sometimes.

Good thing I don't watch a whole lot of movies then. I know loads of bad ones, though. :P

Well, some of the original monsters gave you sphere fillings.

Something for the sphere grid?

Obviously.

At 8/28/11 01:23 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I could say "hey, I'm back!" and make an enormous catch up post that no one would read.

You realise that gfox is more active than you, right? D: Oh well, I can still speak to you on Twitter or even on Last.fm.

At 8/28/11 04:00 AM, Jolly wrote: You mean the most overused meme ever?

Sad but true. At least the internet retards didn't run the ORLY owls to the ground. They may have been popular in 2005 but at least they didn't keep it alive for years like over 9000 has.

Feeling semi-dead today.

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35,000 Saves! >:(

At 8/27/11 05:34 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 8/26/11 05:42 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 8/25/11 08:48 AM, Bahamut wrote: Budgie - Budgie. It's self-titled. Deal with it, Haggard.

>:(

Hah!

That's nothing to "Hah!" about.

Maybe 2013?

I will be there... obviously.

Tom is going to make his appearance in Manchester so maybe I can leave Pico Day for the following year.

There should be direct flights from Manchester to Hamburg.

I'm just glad I'm visiting the Metal-Archives forums more often. They don't allow avatars or signature pictures at all. It feels very tidy.

Oh yes. I'm glad newgrounds got rid of animated signatures, at least.

Redesign: Get rid of signatures altogether?

Get rid of pictures in signatures. A little text is all right, but pictures are annoying most of the time.

DAMN YOU! This means war!

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

But I need to defend Dratini's cuteness.

No no, you don't get it.
War! huh-yeah What is it good for?Absolutely nothing (<- that's a link right there)

At 8/27/11 05:46 PM, Auz wrote:

At 8/26/11 05:42 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 8/26/11 09:56 AM, Auz wrote: But but but... there are no girls on the mathematics faculty :(

There should be SOME at least. And if you can't answer them about fibonacci or at least markov chains... then no date for you, I'm afraid.

Nope I'm pretty sure there aren't. Just fat nerds and weirdos >.>

But what about the girls I saw in the math faculty?

Basically it's a series about teenagers in high school who have formed a musical group or something and throughout the episodes they sing all kinds of covers of well known songs (which fit into the story somehow). That's all I know.

But, isn't that "Highschool Musical"?

Yeah... sort of. A bit less child-ish maybe, but it's comparable I think.

Good thing I never saw Highschool Musical or Glee, then.

Ah, I'll put it right next to Nickelback then.

Yes. Seems nobody likes that band. So why are they so succesful?

Well perhaps they have an equal amount of fans and haters? I don't know.

Maybe they just bought all the records themselves to get up high in the charts.

Holy shit! Bagception!

Yo dawg! I heard you like bags, so we put a bag in your bag, so you can carry stuff in your bag while you carry a bag in your bag.

So if I have two bottomless bags and I put one of those bags in the other, will it fill up the other bag?

Interesting question. But since the first bag is bottomless at well there should still be an infinite amount of space left.

You should really get one someday!

Maybe.

YES! Driving a car is awesome!

Not in large cities. And not on highways.

Lol. Not even close to Dutch then.

Godverdomme!

Tyfuszooi!

Hm, I tried to translate that, but google failed. I guess it's een krachtterm as well?

Yeah I think it's called "Lawman".

Sounds like "Lawnman". "And here we see the evil neighbour that never mows his lawn!"

Now you're reminding me of The Lawnmower Man, just when I had erased it out of my memory.

LOL!

Uhu, 'exploitation movies' XD

Hey, it IS a real genre! Or at least, some kind of supergenre.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploitatio n_film

I guess it is. I've heard the term more often, but it sounds like a good way to cover up that something is a downright porn film.

Yeah, but you could never cover up hardcore porn, I guess. Besides, I think exploitation movies still have more story than a porn. Even if the story is bullshit... ^^

There's also a "Women in prison" genre, where the "you just droped your soap"-scene would be a perfect match.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_pr ison_film

Sounds more like a subgenre of hardcore porn XD

Oh yeah. That's why it's also called "sexploitation" sometimes.

Also, while not really a "women in prison" film, you really should watch The Halfway House some time. It features a tentacle monster and the great line "Stop thinking with your dick, Dick!"
It's really worth it.

You're recommending me a film that scores a 3.2? :p

Oh come on. Those people who rated the movie just don't get the visionary elements in this movie, the well-thought-out story line... and most of all they porpably didn't drink enough alcohol before watching this movie!

Heh shame.

It's odd that we probably had more about WW I than you then, considering Holland was neutral in that war :p

Does Holland have an army anway? :P

Yeah we sucked back then. And our army still sucks ass, but unfortunately our government doesn't seem to realise that the Netherlands' army will always be a joke compared to the major powers in the world and they feel like we need 85 JSF's to keep up with everyone...

Well, that's the disadvantage of living in a small country.

Yeah. You can't say you know much about the book if you've only read 1 out of 1200+ pages.

Wouldn't make for great conversations on parties as well. "Have you read 'In Search of Lost Time'?" - "Yes, but only that one page, where..."

Even if I have read the book, it probably wouldn't be such an interesting thing to talk about. Unless I'm at some snobby 'upperclass' party :p

Or some kind of nerd party. ^^

As some might know, my whisle dropped from Gold to Garbage due to the Canas incident.

Therefor its is a huge level up, that I have now officially a Normal whistle again, thanks goes to Jolly and Jedi-Master, who helped me to flag abusive reviews :D

passed 11000 Experience Points

Got bronze whistle

You passed 46,000 Saves. Way to go!

2,000 posts (:

Nearing my goal of 1.00 posts per day.

7,000 blams!

12,000 experience points!

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At 8/28/11 12:36 PM, Asandir wrote: As some might know, my whisle dropped from Gold to Garbage due to the Canas incident.

Therefor its is a huge level up, that I have now officially a Normal whistle again, thanks goes to Jolly and Jedi-Master, who helped me to flag abusive reviews :D

Congrats for both getting out of a garbage whistle and for having your whistle restored to gold again. My alt also had it's whistle restored to silver.. I didn't think it would be.

Coop readies for cricket by writing up Saturday's... match report. Congratulations to:
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Egarewop: 12,000 Experience

Listening to:
Iron Maiden - The Evil That Men Do [A Real Live One]
T-Rex - 20th Century Boy
System of a Down - Chop Suey

At 8/28/11 08:03 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 8/28/11 05:58 AM, Coop wrote: I really need to save some money up then!

Still a maybe, but I'm not in the middle when thinking about it, I'm thinking more and more about actually going.

Yeah, but you're another reason to go.

At 8/28/11 09:16 AM, Soapbubble wrote: Feeling semi-dead today.

So long as you're not wholly dead, you're doing fine!

At 8/28/11 12:36 PM, Asandir wrote: As some might know, my whisle dropped from Gold to Garbage due to the Canas incident.

Therefor its is a huge level up, that I have now officially a Normal whistle again, thanks goes to Jolly and Jedi-Master, who helped me to flag abusive reviews :D

It's easier now you've got to Normal, but you'll get there. Turd of the week will give us something to work on. I've just cleared the list, so you can get going again :P

I reached Level 16 today.

I got my username changed, thanks to Wade. Is that an achievement?

Congrats to:
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Egarewop: 12,000 Experience
Asandir: Level 16

Thanks to:
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444 Audio Reviews!

That should count as an achievement, I think.

Metal Monday - Week 35: Equilibrium - Des Sängers Fluch

Listening to:

Sepultura - Schizophrenia
Manilla Road - Playground of the Damned. For some reason, I prefer the vinyl rip that's lying around on the internet over the CD version.

At 8/28/11 10:21 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 8/27/11 05:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: Hah!

That's nothing to "Hah!" about.

It is. Hah!

Tom is going to make his appearance in Manchester so maybe I can leave Pico Day for the following year.

There should be direct flights from Manchester to Hamburg.

I'm pretty sure there are. Manchester Airport is a huge place. Not as huge as Heathrow, though but still damn big to cover many places.

Redesign: Get rid of signatures altogether?

Get rid of pictures in signatures. A little text is all right, but pictures are annoying most of the time.

Yeah, keep the text but the pictures can go.

But I need to defend Dratini's cuteness.

No no, you don't get it.
War! huh-yeah What is it good for?Absolutely nothing (<- that's a link right there)

I know that but I'm still defending Dratini.

At 8/28/11 12:36 PM, Asandir wrote: As some might know, my whisle dropped from Gold to Garbage due to the Canas incident.

Therefor its is a huge level up, that I have now officially a Normal whistle again, thanks goes to Jolly and Jedi-Master, who helped me to flag abusive reviews :D

I commend you for your determination to make your way back to Deity. Twice I had a whistle reset but had them fixed by Wade. One was for the art review flagging glitch while the other was due to having my blams altered that somehow put my whistle down to Normal. Then again, that whistle glitch happens when someone gets a name change.

At 8/29/11 06:49 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 8/28/11 08:33 AM, Bahamut wrote: When I do give it a second chance, I will dig up that mod.

I would say link me if you find it, but I said I give up.

Yeah. :P Oh well, there's still Oblivion as well as Skyrim in a few months time.

Sgt. First Class/8,000 B/P! Finally!