Coop pours over baseball statistics, while congratulating:
Haggard: Level 45
Auz: 2,000 Medals
Addict: 12,000 B/P

Listening to:
Iron Maiden - Powerslave (Live - Flight 666)
Laibach - Opus Dei
Guyz Nite - Die Hard

At 5/24/11 07:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/24/11 04:13 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/23/11 06:54 AM, Bahamut wrote: Excellent work! I used to be in the top 10 but then I took my temporary break at 70k B/P allowing a few to pass me. At this point the only way I can look forward is falling down the ranks.

A shame though that is, you have to live by your decisions, I'm afraid.

Hey, it was nice while it lasted. I could have been in the top 5 for both B/P and total points if I didn't retire but I've made my decision to dedicate my time to other things rather than B/P'ing.

I'm not criticising you for it, though I perhaps lament it a little.

At 5/24/11 07:42 AM, reverend wrote:

At 5/23/11 03:55 AM, Coop wrote: Coop fills out more insurance claim forms (The things I'll do for £150 :P).

I'm sure whoring yourself out would be simpler.

Yes, but there would be very few takers. I'm not sure the ones that would take would be willing to pay the price, either...

"NURSE!"

"You will feel small pain."

"Hiiiiiiiii-Yah!"

"Thank you!"

"Wow, you guys sell every kind of meat here, except Human."

"What, you want Human?"

Get out. That pun is not even worthy of The Sun

Pfft. That is gold and definitely Sun material considering The Sun is just a step up from toilet paper.

I still prefer the SAS "never touch the sides" bush shitting tactic, but if needs be, the Sun will have to do sometimes.

At 5/24/11 10:11 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 5/24/11 04:13 AM, Coop wrote: I'm more likely to die from falling from a high building, FFS

Lets put the odds even higher, say being struck by lightning... twice, I'd say more chance of that happening then 2012.

Being struck by lightning twice on top of a high building, from which you then fall off and die as a consequence of.

*Cut to image of god, working out the exact million-to-one chance, so that he can kill me. He looks at the camera*

"What? It's a hobby."

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote:

At 5/24/11 04:13 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/23/11 12:25 PM, Auz wrote: And Bard was a lame-ass who didn't play any significant role in the story.

Yeah, if you call slaying the main adversary of the title not playing a significant role, then I suppose he is.

I was just very disappointed at how it was described in the book. It was something like: Everybody was fighting the war of five races, all hell broke loose AND IN THE MEANTIME Smaug flew over Laketown and Bard gets a lucky shot, kills him and afterwards he is crowned king. I can not remember Bard doing anything else in the plot.

I wonder how it will look in the film.

Was the master of Laketown evil-ish? I can't fully remember. It's been long since I read the book.

He was a coward and overcome with greed, he absconds with the cash.

Ah yes, that's what it was. Could be a good role for Stephen Fry, but I do hope he doesn't make it too comical.

Stephen is a good actor - just like Hugh Lawrie, his comedy partner. He's a great choice.

At 5/20/11 03:54 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/19/11 03:26 PM, Auz wrote:

I think Matt LeBlanc looks more like a James Dean kinda guy though.

Except he's still alive at 40 :P Dean didn't make it to 30.

Only to the age of 24 apparently. I guess his early death did help turning him into an icon for the youth.

Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery. The best T-Shirt motto I have seen for a while

At 5/24/11 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 5/24/11 04:13 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/23/11 09:08 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 5/22/11 06:08 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/21/11 12:24 PM, Haggard wrote:

"Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Hamlet' they've worked out."

Ah, the Simpsons.

Yes, the episode where Bender and Randy Marsh had an illegitimate baby, which later got adopted by Flanders.

"Family Simpsons Futurama Dad"? A stellar series :P

Such a crossover series could be quite cool.

Mr Wee becoming Homer's Boss and drinking contests between Brian, Bender, Barney and Klaus I can see it now!

We should call up the producers! Or better yet, produce it ourselves! How much money is left in the LUL treasury?

*opens treasury door, moth flies out* Apparently, it's been a bad year. Hang on, there's a note here.

"Dear LUL members,

I have had to borrow your cash, as times are tough. You probably will get it back, but I'll offer no guarantees, unless you're a bank.

Sincerely,

George Osbourne"

FUCK!

Listening to:

Turisas - The Varangian Way

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote:

At 5/24/11 07:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: I remember when reaching Supreme Commander was cool.

Like I already stated before: It used to be an end point. Enough reason for some people to quit BPing. However, nowadays you're hardly in the top 200 and still hardly matter in BP land. You gotta keep on going if you want to impress anyone.

But of course. I just miss the times when Supreme Commander was something special. Oh well, at least having over 70k B/P is a more impressive count.

Yeah, 100k is a nice way to stop.

Thinking of some cool numbers. Perhaps something like 30k:70k?

That's reversing what Denvish did.

Wow, 200 weeks? I expected him to get to you within two years providing both of you continue your B/P paces.

Yeah well my calculations are also provided we keep these rates constant. It might be shorter, but it will be a long time nonetheless. I will reach 100k somewhere late 2012 probably. I don't think he will have passed me yet by then.

And now I realise how slow the portal truly is.

You mean for the Reviewers List? I could, but it'd be too inaccurate with the people I have right now. I'd need more usernames to track.

I thought you'd be alright with it. How much does the one ranked at 150 have?

Hey, I'm patient as much as the next guy (unless it's D-o-D :P) but it would help if we made a little push with some consistency for the updates.

Indeed. But fortunately there's less point comparing your own gains on the VP list if you just don't miss any deposits. You'll always get the max possible anyway.

Eh, I just like to see the VP list going on. If we leave it for so long we'll get too many rank uppers for B/P.

Shake it baby!

Blow it out your ass!

Your ass, your face, what's the difference?

By the way, Ultor is another candidate right? Although if he keeps posting like he does, it'll still take him years to get those last 100 posts.

Mentioning Ultor just makes me laugh. He's trying so hard to get to 10k posts and even admits to aiming for it.

At 5/24/11 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote: Listening to:
Opeth - Damnation
No growls on this album? Lame. The songs are still great. Awesome.

It's the weakest Opeth album by far but still worth a listen.

At 5/24/11 07:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: You could have seen them live? That sucks! Hopefully they do something very soon.

IIRC they played on Friday afternoon.

Ouch, now that is unlucky.

Which is good because those above are too obvious. Now I want to know who is your E artist.

I linked to a song of them at least once in LUL. ^^

I'll leave it as a surprise then. I'm not going through all your posts just to find the possible artist.

Maybe they were decent in 2004 but got lazy after a while and started sucking.

That may be true. We should simply ask them. "Hey guys, when exactly did you start to suck?"

When they became big, maybe?

Shall I try once more?

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput

*dies again*

Oh, that means I must have come alive again in the meantime!

No no no!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput

I suppose we'll have to rely on someone to shoot him. :P

Maggie tried that once, but he survived.

Shoot him again?

Congrats! I knew you'd switch to dark when you level up. I'll laugh if you ever become a mod and you won't have your aura changing ways anymore. BTW, nice song choice.

You knew it because I told you beforehand! :P

No, I knew in my mind you'd choose dark since it works best with the scythe (except for possibly gold) and your last dark level was 40.

Also, I will simply decline the offer to become a mod, so I can still change my aura!

Shame, really.

At 5/25/11 04:03 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/24/11 07:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: Hey, it was nice while it lasted. I could have been in the top 5 for both B/P and total points if I didn't retire but I've made my decision to dedicate my time to other things rather than B/P'ing.

I'm not criticising you for it, though I perhaps lament it a little.

Nah, I know that. I'm just saying I at least enjoyed my time in the top 10 and although I could have aimed higher, I don't think it's worth it.

*Looking at my newly acquired golden Hammer. Is Thor still relevant? (Witty and hilarious quip about it then.) Well Thanks to you all it really means a lot. I will be back when I get the 15.00 VP.

Listen to:
Hester Prynne - An Ambulance in Traffic
Heaven Shall Burn - Forlorn Skies
Neaera - Sirens of Black
No Homo & No Homo Outro _ The Lonely Island
and Miseration - Theca

I got this 3 days ago, but only noticed it now:
33,333 Saves!

Real life achievement: finished my degree!

Hopefully I can get a job in which I can use the internet a lot... where do you work, Coop? ;P

Pvt. First Class!

20% voting power increase!

I don't know if I should feel good or bad about this but, today marks my tenth year on Newgrounds.
Good because I love this place and all its awesomenessitty.
Bad because I haven't really contributed to much to the site, and it makes me feel old. Haha.

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote: No most people live in the towns. There are only four real major cities. Utrecht is the last one with 300,000 inhabitants. Makes about 2.2 million in total people living in the 'big cities'. The rest live in minor cities or towns.

I would have figured that since it's so small that it was almost one big city with even your rural areas being somewhat populated.

But yeah, most live near the coast. Has a lot to do with the harbors and the trading companies of the 17th century I guess.

I would have figured so, since the Netherlands were a major power in trade back in the 1600s.

Exactly. As a small country we are very dependant of importing and trading.

But sometimes I guess it is also for the taste. You know... oranges from this country taste better than the oranges from that country.

In the US, it's more or less whatever is in season where ever they are from and at the lowest cost. Taste seems to be on the back burner.

At 5/25/11 04:03 AM, Coop wrote: Yes, but there would be very few takers. I'm not sure the ones that would take would be willing to pay the price, either...

You got to sell yourself better. A clean shave and a nice sales pitch will go far.

"Wow, you guys sell every kind of meat here, except Human."

"What, you want Human?"

"Did you ever stop to think I might be happier with gills?"

At 5/25/11 09:32 PM, NEVR wrote: Real life achievement: finished my degree!

Sweet!

Listening to:

Solstice - New Dark Age

At 5/25/11 09:32 PM, NEVR wrote: Real life achievement: finished my degree!

Hopefully I can get a job in which I can use the internet a lot... where do you work, Coop? ;P

Well done on that! I suppose that means you've got more time here now.

At 5/26/11 12:22 AM, Psycho-Pickle wrote: I don't know if I should feel good or bad about this but, today marks my tenth year on Newgrounds.

Good or bad, it's still pretty cool, so congrats to you.

At 5/26/11 12:53 AM, reverend wrote:

At 5/25/11 09:32 PM, NEVR wrote: Real life achievement: finished my degree!

Sweet!

Like chocolate?

At 5/26/11 03:29 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/25/11 09:32 PM, NEVR wrote: Real life achievement: finished my degree!

Hopefully I can get a job in which I can use the internet a lot... where do you work, Coop? ;P

Well done on that! I suppose that means you've got more time here now.

Well, I should do. My main priority in life now is jobhunting, and right now that means spending much more time on the computer, which inevitably means much more time procrastinating on NG. ;)

At 5/26/11 06:15 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 5/25/11 09:32 PM, NEVR wrote: Real life achievement: finished my degree!

Awesome!

You're awesome.

Coop wrestles with no phone and no internet in the office, before finally congratulating:
iscrulz: Level 52
Haggard: 33,333 Saves
SCTE3: 800 Audio Review Responses
NEVR: Degree
EDylan: Private 1st Class
Psycho-Pickle: 10th NG Berfday

Listening to:
BBC F1 Coverage - Monaco GP 2nd Practice

At 5/25/11 06:18 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/25/11 04:03 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/24/11 07:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: Hey, it was nice while it lasted. I could have been in the top 5 for both B/P and total points if I didn't retire but I've made my decision to dedicate my time to other things rather than B/P'ing.

I'm not criticising you for it, though I perhaps lament it a little.

Nah, I know that. I'm just saying I at least enjoyed my time in the top 10 and although I could have aimed higher, I don't think it's worth it.

Fair enough - I'm still going, but I'm not here for the ranks - they're a nice bi-product, but that's all.

At 5/25/11 07:22 AM, iscrulz wrote: *Looking at my newly acquired golden Hammer. Is Thor still relevant? (Witty and hilarious quip about it then.) Well Thanks to you all it really means a lot. I will be back when I get the 15.00 VP.

Mjollnir is not golden. Pretentious he may be, but Thor Odinson wields a mighty hammer not made of any metal on this earth. Perhaps Level 41 would better illustrate it.

At 5/25/11 12:21 PM, Odyssic wrote:

At 5/25/11 04:03 AM, Coop wrote: Being struck by lightning twice on top of a high building, from which you then fall off and die as a consequence of.

I can't beat that.

Falling into a wood chipper at the bottom of the fall? Be creative.

At 5/25/11 09:32 PM, NEVR wrote: Hopefully I can get a job in which I can use the internet a lot... where do you work, Coop? ;P

I work for a housing developer. Yes, I'm in the office now, but on my laptop, so using company internet :P

At 5/26/11 12:53 AM, reverend wrote:

At 5/25/11 04:03 AM, Coop wrote: Yes, but there would be very few takers. I'm not sure the ones that would take would be willing to pay the price, either...

You got to sell yourself better. A clean shave and a nice sales pitch will go far.

I'll consider it.

"Wow, you guys sell every kind of meat here, except Human."

"What, you want Human?"

"Did you ever stop to think I might be happier with gills?"

"Bender, man. It has come to my attention that this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf about on the couch."

Level 30. Awesomesauce.

General rank and 11 total voting power :D

6,666 saves. Already gone over that though, 30+ B/P is unusual for me, only bother to get about 20 most days.

At 5/24/11 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 5/23/11 12:39 PM, Auz wrote: Well, I have played for football for a long time, so I can usually control myself and gently pass the ball in the corner to score a goal. But there are always those who think their chances of scoring increase if they shoot as hard as they can from as close by as they can :p

The only position I am good at is as a goalie. Also, if people think they have to shoot the ball extra hard, they should be the ones to get the ball back if it goes flying off the field. That'll teach them! ^^

"You should've been a better goalie then."

To be honest I only like to hear that song at the very end of the year when the Dutch top 2000 greatest songs ever ends and Bohemian Rhapsody holds the #1 spot once again.

Dutch Top 2000? With a name like that you'd expect them to play only dutch songs. :P

No the idea is that its the top 2000 best songs ever made according to the people of Holland. Of course there are some Dutch songs in there, but for the wide majority its English music with some French and German songs here and there.

The top 5 tends to be something like:
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
The Eagles - Hotel California
Boudewijn de Groot - Avond
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
Deep Purple - Child in Time

Occasionally Meat Loaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light makes it or some other classic. It's a pretty nice list to listen to. It always gets broadcasted from Christmas to New Years (#1 ending when the clock strikes 12).

Lol. I don't know if I'd rather be with a Polish or with a Spanish driver... perhaps the Spanish one cause at least he might be sober :p

Hey, the bus drives where really cool guys.

That doesn't mean they were sober :p

In case there are any Polish users around here, j/k ;)

My ancestors are from poland! I should report you to an admin so you lose your mod status! >:(

FUUUUUUU-

Anything I can do to keep you quiet?

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote:

At 5/24/11 05:12 AM, Haggard wrote:

Congrats! I've grown quite fond of that icon.

Thanks. Yes, it is one of my favorites ever since the redesign. I hope I can wear it a little longer (ie, the re-redesign shouldn't happen too soon...)

I don't know, it could happen any day now.

At 5/25/11 04:03 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote: I was just very disappointed at how it was described in the book. It was something like: Everybody was fighting the war of five races, all hell broke loose AND IN THE MEANTIME Smaug flew over Laketown and Bard gets a lucky shot, kills him and afterwards he is crowned king. I can not remember Bard doing anything else in the plot.

I wonder how it will look in the film.

Hopefully it won't be lame. Also, hopefully they will show the war and won't do it like the book with Bilbo passing out and missing everything.

Ah yes, that's what it was. Could be a good role for Stephen Fry, but I do hope he doesn't make it too comical.

Stephen is a good actor - just like Hugh Lawrie, his comedy partner. He's a great choice.

He's definitely a good actor and the role does probably suit him.

At 5/20/11 03:54 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/19/11 03:26 PM, Auz wrote:

Only to the age of 24 apparently. I guess his early death did help turning him into an icon for the youth.

Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery. The best T-Shirt motto I have seen for a while

Sure beats "I'm with stupid >", "I'm with stupid ^", "FBI: Female Body Inspector" or "My mother went to France and all I got was this lousy T-shirt".

At 5/25/11 06:18 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote: Like I already stated before: It used to be an end point. Enough reason for some people to quit BPing. However, nowadays you're hardly in the top 200 and still hardly matter in BP land. You gotta keep on going if you want to impress anyone.

But of course. I just miss the times when Supreme Commander was something special. Oh well, at least having over 70k B/P is a more impressive count.

That probably won't go out of style anytime soon.

Thinking of some cool numbers. Perhaps something like 30k:70k?

That's reversing what Denvish did.

Exactly. Might be a nice tribute.

Yeah well my calculations are also provided we keep these rates constant. It might be shorter, but it will be a long time nonetheless. I will reach 100k somewhere late 2012 probably. I don't think he will have passed me yet by then.

And now I realise how slow the portal truly is.

Yeah. 10,000 BP may not seem like much, but it is still a lot of points that will take most 0.5-1 year to acquire.

You mean for the Reviewers List? I could, but it'd be too inaccurate with the people I have right now. I'd need more usernames to track.

I thought you'd be alright with it. How much does the one ranked at 150 have?

To be honest I just got a bunch of people listed at random after #105. Some only have around 400 reviews, but are writing a few every now and again. If I were to make a top 150 now, I'd probably have to include myself and I know it will be a bollocks list. I should probably dig up one of my old top 150 updates first.

Indeed. But fortunately there's less point comparing your own gains on the VP list if you just don't miss any deposits. You'll always get the max possible anyway.

Eh, I just like to see the VP list going on. If we leave it for so long we'll get too many rank uppers for B/P.

Those guys always suck balls. I hate being bumped down, knowing I might never have a chance to pass them again.

Blow it out your ass!

Your ass, your face, what's the difference?

I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...

By the way, Ultor is another candidate right? Although if he keeps posting like he does, it'll still take him years to get those last 100 posts.

Mentioning Ultor just makes me laugh. He's trying so hard to get to 10k posts and even admits to aiming for it.

I was guessing that was his ultimate goal. I don't know why he still hasn't realized that posting normally without spamming will get him to 10k that much faster.

At 5/26/11 12:53 AM, reverend wrote:

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote: No most people live in the towns. There are only four real major cities. Utrecht is the last one with 300,000 inhabitants. Makes about 2.2 million in total people living in the 'big cities'. The rest live in minor cities or towns.

I would have figured that since it's so small that it was almost one big city with even your rural areas being somewhat populated.

Lol yeah. It's odd how Paris alone has about as many inhabitants as our whole country :p

But yeah, most live near the coast. Has a lot to do with the harbors and the trading companies of the 17th century I guess.

I would have figured so, since the Netherlands were a major power in trade back in the 1600s.

We refer to it as "the golden age". The age in which the Netherlands was one of the most powerful and wealthiest nations in the world due to having the largest merchant fleet and a great military fleet as well. Several naval wars against the Brits, French and Spaniards were won.

Now our military really doesn't matter anymore in the world and the economy isn't exactly superb either :p

Exactly. As a small country we are very dependant of importing and trading.

But sometimes I guess it is also for the taste. You know... oranges from this country taste better than the oranges from that country.

In the US, it's more or less whatever is in season where ever they are from and at the lowest cost. Taste seems to be on the back burner.

Oh well, if they're out of season then they're usually no good either.

At 5/26/11 08:59 AM, Zendra wrote: Oh, level 46.

Now people are gonna be confused again.

53,000 Saves!

Next milestone passed 8,000 posts. Not really a big deal though >_<

Level 27! I'm really digging my new sword looking icon.

At 5/26/11 04:35 PM, steph2568 wrote: Level 27! I'm really digging my new sword looking icon.

*26!

fffff-

10.000 medal points! Not that big any longer, but I just returned to NG today and did two medal games. Boom, 10k!

You passed 55,000 B/P! Congrats!

At 5/26/11 08:34 AM, Coop wrote: Coop wrestles with no phone and no internet in the office, before finally congratulating:

Brutal. Must have been an awful day at work :(

NEVR: Degree

Thanks man... I'm pretty certain that I've gotten a decent 2:1, so that's good. A first would have been nice, but ultimately I'd rather have had a good time at uni and gotten a second class degree. Props to all my homies who got a first in their degrees though.

I still could get a first, but a 2:1 is definitely more likely.

Also my graduation robes are pretty hideous, which makes me resent the £42 hire fee even more.

I work for a housing developer. Yes, I'm in the office now, but on my laptop, so using company internet :P

I'd love a job that entitles me to free internets :)

20,000 B/P points

Still a long ways away from supreme commander but at least i'm making progress.

Listening to:

Ghost - Opus Eponymous

At 5/26/11 08:10 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 5/26/11 03:29 AM, Bahamut wrote: Well done on that! I suppose that means you've got more time here now.

Well, I should do. My main priority in life now is jobhunting, and right now that means spending much more time on the computer, which inevitably means much more time procrastinating on NG. ;)

Well, you're clearly good enough to return to your mod duties again. Well, review mod for the time being. :P

At 5/26/11 08:34 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/25/11 06:18 AM, Bahamut wrote: Nah, I know that. I'm just saying I at least enjoyed my time in the top 10 and although I could have aimed higher, I don't think it's worth it.

Fair enough - I'm still going, but I'm not here for the ranks - they're a nice bi-product, but that's all.

Of course, I have no objections to you reaching the top ranks. You're most worthy than the others. Well, maybe Wylo and illuminate are just as deserving but Wylo's been rather inactive for a while now.

At 5/26/11 08:59 AM, Zendra wrote: Oh, level 46.

Auz better level up as fast as he can so you two won't have the same icon. That reminds me, DirtySyko is due to reach level 47 soon and he sometimes posts in the VG forum. Imagine how confusing that is, especially when I mostly focus on that forum for modding.

At 5/26/11 02:46 PM, Auz wrote:

At 5/25/11 06:18 AM, Bahamut wrote: But of course. I just miss the times when Supreme Commander was something special. Oh well, at least having over 70k B/P is a more impressive count.

That probably won't go out of style anytime soon.

Of course not. Hardly anyone else will be reaching that sometime soon.

That's reversing what Denvish did.

Exactly. Might be a nice tribute.

That I like.

And now I realise how slow the portal truly is.

Yeah. 10,000 BP may not seem like much, but it is still a lot of points that will take most 0.5-1 year to acquire.

Even Coop thinks he won't get 100k until the end of the year. It makes me wonder what the hell happened to the activity on the site.

I thought you'd be alright with it. How much does the one ranked at 150 have?

To be honest I just got a bunch of people listed at random after #105. Some only have around 400 reviews, but are writing a few every now and again. If I were to make a top 150 now, I'd probably have to include myself and I know it will be a bollocks list. I should probably dig up one of my old top 150 updates first.

Heh, finding everyone above 400 flash reviews will be a task. It's even more difficult when some of them have been inactive for ages now or don't even deposit.

Eh, I just like to see the VP list going on. If we leave it for so long we'll get too many rank uppers for B/P.

Those guys always suck balls. I hate being bumped down, knowing I might never have a chance to pass them again.

Heh, I hate them too. I'm already expecting to fall down a few ranks at any time. Falling down in B/P is good with me, though.

Your ass, your face, what's the difference?

I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...

Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.

Mentioning Ultor just makes me laugh. He's trying so hard to get to 10k posts and even admits to aiming for it.

I was guessing that was his ultimate goal. I don't know why he still hasn't realized that posting normally without spamming will get him to 10k that much faster.

He's an idiot, he won't ever think that. I just wish he could go the fuck away forever.

Coop is pissed that his reivew and post count seems to be dropping all the time. Congratulations to:
Zendra: Level 46
BrianEtrius: Level 30
HeavyTank: General; 11.00 Total Voting Power
Quinny: 6,666 Saves
Auz: 53,000 Saves
LittleWashu: 8,000 Posts
steph2568: Level 26
Soapbubble: 10,000 Medal Points
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 55,000 B/P
sixflab: 20,000 B/P

Listening to:
Queen - We Will Rock You
Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast (Live - Flight 666)
Eels - Novocaine For The Soul

At 5/26/11 02:46 PM, Auz wrote:

At 5/25/11 04:03 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote: I was just very disappointed at how it was described in the book. It was something like: Everybody was fighting the war of five races, all hell broke loose AND IN THE MEANTIME Smaug flew over Laketown and Bard gets a lucky shot, kills him and afterwards he is crowned king. I can not remember Bard doing anything else in the plot.

I wonder how it will look in the film.

Hopefully it won't be lame. Also, hopefully they will show the war and won't do it like the book with Bilbo passing out and missing everything.

We'll see - it should give us a good idea one way or the other.

Ah yes, that's what it was. Could be a good role for Stephen Fry, but I do hope he doesn't make it too comical.

Stephen is a good actor - just like Hugh Lawrie, his comedy partner. He's a great choice.

He's definitely a good actor and the role does probably suit him.

Failing that, he'll chair an impromptu version of QI on set :P

At 5/20/11 03:54 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/19/11 03:26 PM, Auz wrote:

Only to the age of 24 apparently. I guess his early death did help turning him into an icon for the youth.

Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery. The best T-Shirt motto I have seen for a while

Sure beats "I'm with stupid >", "I'm with stupid ^", "FBI: Female Body Inspector" or "My mother went to France and all I got was this lousy T-shirt".

"I got my brains from my dad, my good looks from my mum, but I got this T-Shirt from Jersey" I remember having that one.

At 5/26/11 10:15 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 5/26/11 08:34 AM, Coop wrote: Coop wrestles with no phone and no internet in the office, before finally congratulating:

Brutal. Must have been an awful day at work :(

Watching BT wrestling with the telegraph pole outside the office was quite fun, but drinking quite a few cuppas for the morning got old pretty quickly.

NEVR: Degree

Thanks man... I'm pretty certain that I've gotten a decent 2:1, so that's good. A first would have been nice, but ultimately I'd rather have had a good time at uni and gotten a second class degree. Props to all my homies who got a first in their degrees though.

I still could get a first, but a 2:1 is definitely more likely.

Also my graduation robes are pretty hideous, which makes me resent the £42 hire fee even more.

Yeah, but the picture will look great on your parent's mantle piece and you haven't got your degree until you've worn the robes - kind of an initiation ceremony ;)

I work for a housing developer. Yes, I'm in the office now, but on my laptop, so using company internet :P

I'd love a job that entitles me to free internets :)

Wouldn't we all - I have a boss that sits behind my desk, so he can see what I'm doing. No Portal watching while I'm at work :P

At 5/27/11 03:02 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/26/11 08:34 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/25/11 06:18 AM, Bahamut wrote: Nah, I know that. I'm just saying I at least enjoyed my time in the top 10 and although I could have aimed higher, I don't think it's worth it.

Fair enough - I'm still going, but I'm not here for the ranks - they're a nice bi-product, but that's all.

Of course, I have no objections to you reaching the top ranks. You're most worthy than the others. Well, maybe Wylo and illuminate are just as deserving but Wylo's been rather inactive for a while now.

Ironically, illuminate was my last target for saves and now Wylo is next :P

At 5/25/11 04:03 AM, Coop wrote: Coop pours over baseball statistics, while congratulating:
Haggard: Level 45

Thanks!

At 5/24/11 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote: We should call up the producers! Or better yet, produce it ourselves! How much money is left in the LUL treasury?

*opens treasury door, moth flies out* Apparently, it's been a bad year. Hang on, there's a note here.

"Dear LUL members,

I have had to borrow your cash, as times are tough. You probably will get it back, but I'll offer no guarantees, unless you're a bank.

Sincerely,

George Osbourne"

FUCK!

Damn those Tories!

At 5/25/11 06:18 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/24/11 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote: Listening to:
Opeth - Damnation
No growls on this album? Lame. The songs are still great. Awesome.

It's the weakest Opeth album by far but still worth a listen.

If only all weakest albums from all metal bands would be so great like Damnation...

At 5/24/11 07:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: You could have seen them live? That sucks! Hopefully they do something very soon.

IIRC they played on Friday afternoon.

Ouch, now that is unlucky.

But at least it's a good excuse to why I haven't seen them. Much better than: "Oh yeah, I could've seen them, but I was too lazy to get up..."

Which is good because those above are too obvious. Now I want to know who is your E artist.

I linked to a song of them at least once in LUL. ^^

I'll leave it as a surprise then. I'm not going through all your posts just to find the possible artist.

It wouldn't be worth the trouble, I guess. I try to post the new letter this evening.

Maybe they were decent in 2004 but got lazy after a while and started sucking.

That may be true. We should simply ask them. "Hey guys, when exactly did you start to suck?"

When they became big, maybe?

That's a possibility.

Shall I try once more?

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput

*dies again*

Oh, that means I must have come alive again in the meantime!

No no no!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput

Slowly but surely I get immune to this!

I suppose we'll have to rely on someone to shoot him. :P

Maggie tried that once, but he survived.

Shoot him again?

Seems as if no Simpson character is good at shooting someone. I remember the Mafia trying to shoot Homer, but didn't succeed...

Congrats! I knew you'd switch to dark when you level up. I'll laugh if you ever become a mod and you won't have your aura changing ways anymore. BTW, nice song choice.

You knew it because I told you beforehand! :P

No, I knew in my mind you'd choose dark since it works best with the scythe (except for possibly gold) and your last dark level was 40.

You are better informed about which aura I had for which level than myself. >_>

Also, I will simply decline the offer to become a mod, so I can still change my aura!

Shame, really.

That's a sacrifice I have to make.

At 5/25/11 12:21 PM, Odyssic wrote: Congrats to:
Haggard: 33,333 Saves

Thanks!

At 5/25/11 09:32 PM, NEVR wrote: Real life achievement: finished my degree!

Real life achievements don't impress me! >:(

Seriously though, congrats, man!

At 5/26/11 08:34 AM, Coop wrote: Coop wrestles with no phone and no internet in the office, before finally congratulating:
Haggard: 33,333 Saves

Thanks again!

At 5/26/11 02:46 PM, Auz wrote:

At 5/24/11 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 5/23/11 12:39 PM, Auz wrote: Well, I have played for football for a long time, so I can usually control myself and gently pass the ball in the corner to score a goal. But there are always those who think their chances of scoring increase if they shoot as hard as they can from as close by as they can :p

The only position I am good at is as a goalie. Also, if people think they have to shoot the ball extra hard, they should be the ones to get the ball back if it goes flying off the field. That'll teach them! ^^

"You should've been a better goalie then."

"You didn't even score a goal, the ball went wide. So off you go and fetch it!."

To be honest I only like to hear that song at the very end of the year when the Dutch top 2000 greatest songs ever ends and Bohemian Rhapsody holds the #1 spot once again.

Dutch Top 2000? With a name like that you'd expect them to play only dutch songs. :P

No the idea is that its the top 2000 best songs ever made according to the people of Holland. Of course there are some Dutch songs in there, but for the wide majority its English music with some French and German songs here and there.

German songs? Which ones?

Occasionally Meat Loaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light makes it or some other classic. It's a pretty nice list to listen to. It always gets broadcasted from Christmas to New Years (#1 ending when the clock strikes 12).

We only have one radio station that can be heard in the whole country and they don't play any music at all.
But in Hamburg we have something similar, the "Top 800", which started over twenty years ago, as a way to celebrate the 800th birthday of the harbour in Hamburg. Each year one more spot is added (this year it was the Top 822). It takes place during the easter holidays and it's always pretty nice to listen to it, because you can hear songs on the radio you wouldn't normally hear.

Lol. I don't know if I'd rather be with a Polish or with a Spanish driver... perhaps the Spanish one cause at least he might be sober :p

Hey, the bus drives where really cool guys.

That doesn't mean they were sober :p

Not necessarily, no.

In case there are any Polish users around here, j/k ;)

My ancestors are from poland! I should report you to an admin so you lose your mod status! >:(

FUUUUUUU-

Anything I can do to keep you quiet?

Hm, deleting all of Ultor's post would give me a good laugh. ^^

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote:

At 5/24/11 05:12 AM, Haggard wrote:

Congrats! I've grown quite fond of that icon.

Thanks. Yes, it is one of my favorites ever since the redesign. I hope I can wear it a little longer (ie, the re-redesign shouldn't happen too soon...)

I don't know, it could happen any day now.

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1,989 Flash Reviews
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Well, they may look insignificant on their own, but add them all together and you've got *fanfare*

3,333 Total Reviews

40,000 Medal Points!

It's been a while since I had 30k.

Oh level 46 you're so ugly.

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