11,000 saves?

7.00 Voting Power

Pentalist update coming later on. Well, assuming I don't fall sick by then. I'm not feeling 100% right now.

Listening to:

Saxon - Denim and Leather

At 11/27/10 06:27 AM, Gagsy wrote: Actually, looking ahead I don't think any of them look good with Gagsy..

I look good with you.

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

Later. It's been fun. Thanks for the mentions for being a great user on the site. You too have done great for Newgrounds.

At 11/27/10 10:08 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: Listening to:
Jeff Wayne - The War of the Worlds

Yes, this is awesome.

It sure is, even though disc 1 seems to dominate disc 2 in terms of song quality.

It's still no excuse. By the way, I actually bought that Sports Alamac.

D'oh!

Yep, you're screwed.

It WILL happen!

If Coop is serious, then there's no chance that it can happen. :(

Hahaha, look what we did.

I'll see what I can do.

Use your dragon magic on him!

Or TF2 bribery, whichever one works better.

At 11/27/10 02:11 PM, reverend wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: It's not necessary. And besides, ramagi will lock it. :P

If that's what it takes for ramagi to be active once agian I'll personally create it.

Don't build your hopes up.

At 11/28/10 12:38 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: I also turn 17 today.

Happy Birthday!

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: I look good with you.

You look good with anyone.

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

I was only lurking briefly as I'm up to my eyes at the moment, but I'm glad I did so I didn't miss this chance to say goodbye. For whatever reason you're leaving Coop, I really hate to see you leave. You are one of the most honest, kind, funny, down-to-earth guys I ever had the pleasure of getting to know on Newgrounds, I mean that. While it won't be the same without you, I understand the feeling of having extraneous circumstances taking you away from here. Whatever happens dude, I wish you all the best in everything you do in the future. It was great knowing you man, good luck :)

Congrats to:
High-Dark - 43k Medal Points
LittleWashu - 15k Saves
NerdLiife - Four Years on NG
Valjylmyr - Level 17 and 17 Years Old
Kevin - 11k Saves
Jawdyn - 12k Saves
Pokemonpoeguygcn - 7.00 VP

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At 11/27/10 08:19 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Hey dude I think you forgot about something. Since you didn't mention it yet congrats on reach 38. While level the level 38 axe sucks compared to the old level 22 axe, it is a big improvement over the level 37 axe.

Yeah, I got distracted and forgot about it:

Level 38!

It's not too bad, though looks pathetic whenever I post next to someone with a Level 46 axe.

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: Later. It's been fun. Thanks for the mentions for being a great user on the site. You too have done great for Newgrounds.

I guess I know now who I'm going to pick for Miss Yew award. :/

Don't build your hopes up.

Right click. Delete Hopes.

Level 7 Woo! I could've been like level 30 by now too :(

At 11/28/10 11:10 AM, reverend wrote: I guess I know now who I'm going to pick for Miss Yew award. :/

Here's the Nominee thread.

I miss Yew:
Coop83

Best Thread:
Viva La Revaluation!

Listening to:
Herbert Grönemeyer - Currywurst
Abigor - Satan In Me

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/27/10 10:08 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: Listening to:
Jeff Wayne - The War of the Worlds

Yes, this is awesome.

It sure is, even though disc 1 seems to dominate disc 2 in terms of song quality.

It's been pretty long ago since I last listened to the whole album. I once discovered it in my mothers vinyl collection.

It's still no excuse. By the way, I actually bought that Sports Alamac.

D'oh!

Yep, you're screwed.

No, WE are screwed!

It WILL happen!

If Coop is serious, then there's no chance that it can happen. :(

Hahaha, look what we did.

Not my fault, man. :/

I'll see what I can do.

Use your dragon magic on him!

Or TF2 bribery, whichever one works better.

TF2 hat bribery seems to work pretty well.

You passed 34,000 Saves. Way to go!

At 11/28/10 05:06 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: You passed 34,000 Saves. Way to go!

You passed 27000 Saves. Way to go!

Cooper, who am I supposed to talk to about the Avs in the NHL thread now? :( I know how it goes though. IRL can be a bitch sometimes. I left for a few years myself. But best of luck in your future endeavors and I hope to see you back around here some day. Regardless, you've contributed more to this site than any user could ever be expected to. It's been a pleasure. Take it easy man.

Hold me Bahamut. :(

Coop83 finds that this cold turkey malarkey is a lot harder than he believed... Congratulations to:
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 48,000 B/P; 7.00 Base Voting Power; 34,000 Saves
Quicksmasher96: Level 14
SeeD419: 4,000 Saves
High-Dark: 43,000 Medal Points
LittleWashu: 15,000 Saves
NerdLife: 4th NG Berfday
Valjylmyr: Level 17; 17th Birthday
Kevin: 11,000 Saves
Jawdyn: 12,000 Saves
Blastoise: 5,000 Experience
Hacesv: 27,000 Saves

Thank you to:
SeeD419

At 11/27/10 07:36 AM, SeeD419 wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

HuH?

It isn't april fools...what is this? *Confused* You're not serious....

Aren't I? Yeah, Cold Turkey really is that hard...

At 11/27/10 08:33 AM, Gagsy wrote: Coop you can't leave. You can't just :(

I am literally shocked.

I'm honestly shocked that you're shocked...

Nah, I know why - you want me to be an active B/Per when you pass me.

At 11/27/10 10:08 AM, Haggard wrote:

By then, you'll be so used to Coop with level 47 and myself with level 46 so the confusion will start again once I reach level 47.

Nope.

It WILL happen!

If Coop is serious, then there's no chance that it can happen. :(

... Have I done bad?

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

It's too late for April Fools, you know that? :'(

Yeah, I know that.

At 11/27/10 12:21 PM, Jolly wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell. Congratulations

That's not funny Coop.. You can't leave NG. Please don't leave NG...

It's my decision.

At 11/27/10 02:11 PM, reverend wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

"Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be. . ."

*picks up Farnsworth and bashes him into the door frame, thus rendering him unconscious*

I'd like to thank everyone for what they've done alongside me over the past here on Newgrounds with me. We've had good times and bad times and I am truly going to miss you one and all.

In other words, you're getting married, right? That's what it takes to pull a WH/Ht? from NG. Seriously though, I hope your joking but if not, it's been good conversing with you. I'm going to miss the random Futurama quotes and bugging you about reviews.

Not getting married. This is much more sinister...

"Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all."

"And that, dear friends is how papa gained his freedom!"

At 11/27/10 06:25 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

However if Coop is serious about leaving us, then unlike my milestone it is a big deal T_T

This is the part where I'm supposed to say "Haha! That is where you are wrong!" Only I'm not going to :(

At 11/28/10 01:11 AM, 34Deadman wrote: Coop's leaving?! Is this a crude joke? Or is life(marriage stuff like that) going to come in the way of you're duties here? Well if you really going nice knowing you Coop. We barely or never talked but whatever.

This is a touching testimony. Thanks.

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

Later. It's been fun. Thanks for the mentions for being a great user on the site. You too have done great for Newgrounds.

Stop it, you'll make me cry.

At 11/28/10 10:21 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

You are one of the most honest, kind, funny, down-to-earth guys I ever had the pleasure of getting to know on Newgrounds, I mean that. While it won't be the same without you, I understand the feeling of having extraneous circumstances taking you away from here. Whatever happens dude, I wish you all the best in everything you do in the future. It was great knowing you man, good luck :)

One of these days, when I come to terms with it, I think we will be able to look back here and laugh... possibly.

At 11/28/10 12:02 PM, Jolly wrote: Here's the Nominee thread.

I miss Yew:
Coop83

You might have to put a hold on that - I'm not gone just yet. I can't seem to pry myself away from Wi/Ht... Perhaps tomorrow...

Best Thread:
Viva La Revaluation!

Can't believe it's still going.

At 11/28/10 06:06 PM, michelinman wrote: Cooper, who am I supposed to talk to about the Avs in the NHL thread now? :(

The same schmoes that I talked to about the Avs before you showed up? Stanley will return to Pepsi Center!

Epic double post FTW!

83,000 B/P

Oh, BTW, I want some massive props for catching up on like half a year of LUL with only FIVE posts for once. In the past, that might have been a 10+ post catchup. #;-}>

GFOX RESTRAINT FTW!

At 11/26/10 06:24 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/25/10 04:03 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Hey there, sugar. Whatchou doing in a dive like this?

Just watchin' the game, havin' a bud...

Coo', coo'.

Better than it being an end.

Every start is also an end. *gets all philosophical*

DEEEEEP.

YOU BASTARDS WILL TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET, OKAY? #;-}>

We demand MOAR!

YOU VILL GET LESS!

He's a success. All he needs to do is the LUL but what he's done has made us all happy.

Yes. But I would be much happier if he'd post more regularly, like... once a month or so.

Gonna try for once every week or two weeks, mostly on weekends, for starters.

At 11/26/10 04:09 PM, gfoxcook wrote: EXACTLY. Haggard speaks the truth, listen to him, not Bahamut and Auz and the rest of those bozos, folks.

Yes, especially Bahamut should listen more often to me.
Also, update time for those "marriage plans": 11th of March 2011 is THE day! :)

11/3/2011 or 3/11/2011 (or in my system, 20110311)... very nice numbers any way you slice it. #;-}>

... Yes. We all know that. These posts are merely an illusion, cooked up by all of your brains, due to wishing so badly that a gfox post would appear... they have conjured these up in the impossible real posts' stead.

Wait, who wrote that? Would the real gfox please stand up??

:::sits... or was he sitting already? dun-dun-DUUUUUN:::

LOL. It's like I'm at my own funeral.
WHICH YOU BASTARDS HAVE HELD FOR ME LIKE 10 TIMES. When will you ever stop. O_o

NEVAR!

Oh well. At least make it a wake with lots of booze on hand, k?

That's exactly what it is. Thanks, Haggard. AS ALWAYS, YE ARE THE TRUTH-TELLER IN THIS BUNCH. #;-}>

Yes. Actually "truth-teller" is my second name.

Which in German is what? zetruthensprackerzehosen? </possibly-offensive silliness>

If only I knew what that post was about... >_>

Clock Day, of course. It says it right there... oh wait, snipped it already. #;-}>

At 11/26/10 04:14 PM, gfoxcook wrote: YAYYYYY. The first* truly positive thing Bahamut's said about me in the LUL in like a year. And all it took was HOURS AND HOURS OF WORK YESTERDAY ON MAH THANKSGIVING. #;-}>

Bahamut isn't an easy to satisfy customer. Kind of reminds me of Mr Grumpy. :P

Holy shit, I think I remember that book from like 30 years ago.

At 11/27/10 07:36 AM, SeeD419 wrote: I accidentally pulled a bit of a gfox - only not near to that extent. I was looking for an old post of gfox's that I remember was hilarious...always wanted to reply to it AND I FOUND IT!...errm amongst some others...

Good job finding it, but it sounds like you spent way more time than you needed to. Definitely pulling a gfox there, that's a big part of it. #;-}>

At 10/6/08 04:19 AM, gfoxcook wrote: OMG, IT'S TEH SEED. I remember you and your extraneous post-appellation numerals, too!

EXTRANEOUS POST-APPELLATION NUMERALS! Genius...just genius...still have no idea what that means, but it sounds good.

"I remember you and your extra, seemingly-unnecessary post-name numbers in your username."

Make better sense now? #;-}>

GLAD YOU WERE TO BE ENJOYING MAH INITIAL PHRASEOLOGY, though. :D

At 11/27/10 02:11 PM, reverend wrote:

At 11/26/10 04:09 PM, gfoxcook wrote: So wait, would I win the gfox award every time, or would other people actually have a shot at it?

It's named in your honor. :P

That doesn't answer my question! Could still be either. Heh.

If you go on a vacation from Oklahoma, are you no longer a Sooner while you're gone? What kind of nonsense is that?!

Sooner born, Sooner Bred, when I die I'll be Sooner dead.
But yeah when you put it that way I guess you're right.

I knew that would work. #;-}>

At 11/26/10 04:14 PM, gfoxcook wrote: To compare my level of inactivity to that of those 4... well, those 3 + RedCircle (I'd say he's a little less dead than the other 3).... come on, man.

I actually saw SK post in the Retrograde thread but as so far as stats and the Wi/Ht? he's dead.

(gasp)

And RedCircle dropped by Wi/Ht? in the last year or so, which is why I said he's less dead than SK/Dogma/NGling. Perhaps not less than SK, but definitely less than the other two.

At 11/28/10 10:16 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: I look good with you.

You look good with anyone.

They call him... ze Bahaslut.

At 11/28/10 04:46 PM, Haggard wrote: TF2 hat bribery seems to work pretty well.

Who said anything about hats? Damn, if I knew Bahamut would give me a hat for posting, I wouldn't have requested a mere weapon. #;-}>

At 11/27/10 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/26/10 03:24 PM, gfoxcook wrote: BLACK FRIDAY LUL CATCHUP INITIATE!

I hope you enjoy your milk.

I haz tried it out and found mixed results.

A) you can now suck say 15 hp out of every 21-damage (supposed to be 75%, but I think it tends to round down) long-range scattergun blast. Good for when no medics are around and you're far from healthpacks or a dispenser. Very good if you're near death and in someone's face and they have yer milk on 'em and you blast 'em for 100+ damage, yes.

B) you get no assists if someone else on your team kills the guy covered in milk, unlike jarate's effect. So it's kinda how the batallion backup sucks in comparison to the buff banner for not giving you any assists for protecting the people in a circle around you instead of giving them mini-crits... giving people around you vampire-like health bonuses gives you less reward than throwing mini-crit piss on people. Lesson learned: mini-crits are more rewarded, kill-wise or assist-wise, than more passive things like damage shields and health-bonus leeching fluids.

C) throwing "milk" on people is almost as much fun as throwing piss on people, though, so that slightly makes up for B.

I used to play with bonk and/or crit-a-cola as much if not more as with pistol, and while I've been using my new lugermorph as scout more lately, I don't tend to miss it TOO much when I don't have it equipped, so I'll keep using the milk for now. I might stow it at some point, especially once I use a name tag to make a custom regular pistol, but it'll come back out if I ever get the scout polycount hat, for that sweet, sweet +25 hp.

Just wish I didn't have to use the shortstop instead of the scattergun for that bonus, the milk and fish >>>> shortstop, IMO. ;_;

At 6/15/10 09:51 AM, Bahamut wrote: Congrats on reaching level 51 as well as level 48 for gfoxclock.

DAMNIT! My attempt at an off-topic cereal poopage "hi there" drop-by post last summer was subverted by our resident dragon. ;_;

So... I shouldn't post any achievements for you. That will get you to post in the future.

Well, I dunno if I'd say the posting of my achievements when I purposefully left them out of a mini-drop-by post would either encourage OR discourage me from catching up... it was more just stealing the thunder that I had decided not to take in the first place. #;-}>

Like... a thief waits for you to get money out of an ATM machine, and you decide to just check your balance, so when you walk away he says "fine, I'll take it from the machine instead of you!" and does so. #;-}>

Except use cutlery. They can't seem to do that... well, at least.

Do they have to?

Of course not, they're dragons. No one's going to say "ahem, mister dragon sir, you should really use that fork and knife while you dine at our table.. it's only polite!" for fear of being the next thing on the dragon's plate. #;-}>

At 7/20/10 09:02 AM, Bahamut wrote: Of course but I'm sure gfox would demand it...Wait, he's hardly relevant these days.

Why in hell would I demand a meetup for Wi/Ht? be held in Japan in particular? O_o

Because Japan is a place to go?

So are 200+ other countries. O_o

He was so right, actually, since being married hasn't changed a single thing about his (or his wife's) computer habits.

But it did affect your posting habits.

By computer habits, I was including posting habits. TF2's effect on my posting = 80%. sleep/work = 19%. married instead of engaged = 1%, if that.

WHICH YOU BASTARDS HAVE HELD FOR ME LIKE 10 TIMES. When will you ever stop. O_o

This is what happens when you're not active for months.

Yes, yes, that's what you ALWAYS say. #;-}>

You're as bad as gfox! >:(

HAHHAAHAH. What did you THINK was going to happen when you named him the new gfox, eh?!?

Yeah, it was to be expected for him. Speaking of Sir-Nuts, he hasn't been here for a while now.

See? There I... erm... he goes again. #;-}>

HAT DISCUSSION IN MY LUL?! Jesus, Bahamut, why didn't you tell me that was going on? I woulda been here lickety-split. #;-}>

So if we keep talking about hats, you'll come again sooner?

Most definitely.

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

AS IF.

Thanks also to these wonderful people that have kept me company over the past 6.5+ years
Bahamut
Haggard
schneelocke
reverend
gfoxcook
X-Naut (imposter)
illuminate (or derrivative names)
Sonofkirk
milinko959
XwaynecoltX
D0GMA
Denvish
TomFulp
Luis

Coop, have you informed all of these sexual partners of each other? FULL DISCLOSURE, very important in a relationship.

At 11/26/10 03:24 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Not sure if I dropped by it that day, but I've restarted that mofo enough times to earn a lifetime achievement award, dagnabit!

It looks bad to see me reviving the thread all the time. That's why you guys are here.

I suppose.

It's when we reveal that gfox's alt is Coop83, that things start to get messy :P

And Coop's alt is Bahamut, and Bahamut's alt is NEVR, and NEVR's alt is Bahamut's alt, and Bahamut's alt's alt is ramagi (GASP)....

Well duh. Bahamut has to take exactly 37 digs at you during your absences. It wouldn't be proper otherwise.

Bleh.

Yeah, but I update the Blams list on Clock Day. It's quiet then :P

Ah yes, I had forgotten that.

Besides, I'm now within 10k af your mighty haul of Blams >:D

So you are. What will that matter if you're leaving NG, eh???? ;_;

36 = 21 + 15, both awesome numbers in their own right. #;-}>

Now we're getting into the deep mathematics with gfox.

BLACKJACK + ONE OF COOP'S NUMBERS = GFOX'S MAIN NUMBER.

CONSPIRACY?

5 is god. Anything else just isn't. You're allowed your 36, I'm allowed my 55.

2 isn't directly related to 36, yet I can pay my respects to 2 without taking anything away from 36's status in my heart. Same should go for you and 2 and 55. You seemed to be suggesting 2 was trying to steal 5's glory. #;-}>

*****
I'd like to thank everyone for what they've done alongside me over the past here on Newgrounds with me....

There's no way in hell you'll stop depositing exp after all your talk of passing everyone for half a decade now. Either ye be joking or somesuch... or.... I suspect you're just going on a BBS hiatus, and with all of my absences from the BBS, I'm the last person who'd complain of such a thing. Enjoy your break from NG, but DO NOT MISS YER DEPOSITS OR YE SHALL REGRET IT. gfox from 2000-2002, before he even really became a regular, warns you.

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote:

I'll see what I can do.

Use your dragon magic on him!

Or TF2 bribery, whichever one works better.

Won't be necessary. Now that the super-long catchups are out of the way, dropping by is a much less time-invested, much less intimidating prospect. Only if I stay away for more than a month or two will it become a super-big chore again, so I should be fine if I get by every 2-3 weeks top, I'd say. Aiming for every 1 week, though.

At 11/28/10 06:35 PM, Coop83 wrote: Epic double post FTW!

83,000 B/P

83,070 now. If you were really going to leave, you'd have retired at 83,000 even.

Also, you'd probably not still have a golden aura, since you'd have hung up your modness as well.

ALL SIGNS POINT TO SOMETHING FISHY BEING UP.

At 11/28/10 07:43 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Oh, BTW, I want some massive props for catching up on like half a year of LUL with only FIVE posts for once. In the past, that might have been a 10+ post catchup. #;-}>

You want some cake?

At 11/26/10 06:24 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/25/10 04:03 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Hey there, sugar. Whatchou doing in a dive like this?

Just watchin' the game, havin' a bud...

Coo', coo'.

One of my favorite memes. It also reminds me of this movie

• 

  Dragon Ball waZzup

  by Septimus

  Movie

  1,479,720 Views

  (Everyone)

One of the first flashes I watched on NG. :D

Better than it being an end.

Every start is also an end. *gets all philosophical*

DEEEEEP.

Well well, finally the 2 years of philosophy I had in school pay off!

YOU BASTARDS WILL TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET, OKAY? #;-}>

We demand MOAR!

YOU VILL GET LESS!

*clears throat*
NEIN! VERBOTEN!

He's a success. All he needs to do is the LUL but what he's done has made us all happy.

Yes. But I would be much happier if he'd post more regularly, like... once a month or so.

Gonna try for once every week or two weeks, mostly on weekends, for starters.

Once every week or two weeks is even better.

At 11/26/10 04:09 PM, gfoxcook wrote: EXACTLY. Haggard speaks the truth, listen to him, not Bahamut and Auz and the rest of those bozos, folks.

Yes, especially Bahamut should listen more often to me.
Also, update time for those "marriage plans": 11th of March 2011 is THE day! :)

11/3/2011 or 3/11/2011 (or in my system, 20110311)... very nice numbers any way you slice it. #;-}>

We didn't even realize it is 2011 next year when we chose the day. At least the wedding isn't at 11 am, but at 12 am. ^^

LOL. It's like I'm at my own funeral.
WHICH YOU BASTARDS HAVE HELD FOR ME LIKE 10 TIMES. When will you ever stop. O_o

NEVAR!

Oh well. At least make it a wake with lots of booze on hand, k?

K.

That's exactly what it is. Thanks, Haggard. AS ALWAYS, YE ARE THE TRUTH-TELLER IN THIS BUNCH. #;-}>

Yes. Actually "truth-teller" is my second name.

Which in German is what? zetruthensprackerzehosen? </possibly-offensive silliness>

Wahrheitssager.
Also, no the silliness wasn't offensive. Just silly. :P

If only I knew what that post was about... >_>

Clock Day, of course. It says it right there... oh wait, snipped it already. #;-}>

Now I only need to know why I posted "WAIT WHAT?". Probably because I suddendly saw you posting again. ^^

At 11/26/10 04:14 PM, gfoxcook wrote: YAYYYYY. The first* truly positive thing Bahamut's said about me in the LUL in like a year. And all it took was HOURS AND HOURS OF WORK YESTERDAY ON MAH THANKSGIVING. #;-}>

Bahamut isn't an easy to satisfy customer. Kind of reminds me of Mr Grumpy. :P

Holy shit, I think I remember that book from like 30 years ago.

The books are still pretty famous in the UK, me thinks. Every time I walked into a store that also sold books, they had a whole display of Mr. Men books there.
I even bought a "Mr. Bump cool pad" in a pharmacy!

It would seem that I've been here for five years now.

Okay, so thank you ever so much for the messages of heartfelt sorrow, shock, disbelief and so forth about my departure. As many of you may have rumbled, this is not the case. I hope you're not too mad at me for it (please direct any bile towards my news post, so I can respond in a timely fashion there), as it only really remains for me to say "GOTCHA!"

There is actually a highly logical reason for the charade, so anyone but Bahamut can have a guess at what it is, before the even takes place. I doubt I'll be able to, but a prize could well be rustled up. More will be explained over the next few days, I'm sure.

Coop watches England outduel Australia in the first Test. Congratulations to:
Bolo: 5th NG Berfday

At 11/28/10 07:43 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Oh, BTW, I want some massive props for catching up on like half a year of LUL with only FIVE posts for once. In the past, that might have been a 10+ post catchup. #;-}>

Get bent! That just means that you're getting lazy and are cutting out swathes of conversation.

That, or we've stopped talking to or about you, since you're away for so long :P

At 11/28/10 07:45 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

AS IF.

Unthinkable? Come on, you've known me long enough.

Thanks also to these wonderful people that have kept me company over the past 6.5+ years
Bahamut
Haggard
schneelocke
reverend
gfoxcook
X-Naut (imposter)
illuminate (or derrivative names)
Sonofkirk
milinko959
XwaynecoltX
D0GMA
Denvish
TomFulp
Luis

Coop, have you informed all of these sexual partners of each other? FULL DISCLOSURE, very important in a relationship.

So you're saying I've banged all of these people above? Like I said in that hotel room, it's just you, Greg ;)

It's when we reveal that gfox's alt is Coop83, that things start to get messy :P

And Coop's alt is Bahamut, and Bahamut's alt is NEVR, and NEVR's alt is Bahamut's alt, and Bahamut's alt's alt is ramagi (GASP)....

*headache* Dammit man!

Well duh. Bahamut has to take exactly 37 digs at you during your absences. It wouldn't be proper otherwise.

Bleh.

But then, surely 37 digs at you, the 37th is surely a 38th, isn't it? Of if he stops at 36, then he's only stopped at 36 digs. You can beat him either way!

Besides, I'm now within 10k af your mighty haul of Blams >:D

So you are. What will that matter if you're leaving NG, eh???? ;_;

Curses! I am undone!

36 = 21 + 15, both awesome numbers in their own right. #;-}>

Now we're getting into the deep mathematics with gfox.

BLACKJACK + ONE OF COOP'S NUMBERS = GFOX'S MAIN NUMBER.

CONSPIRACY?

Of course - there's always one ;)

5 is god. Anything else just isn't. You're allowed your 36, I'm allowed my 55.

2 isn't directly related to 36, yet I can pay my respects to 2 without taking anything away from 36's status in my heart. Same should go for you and 2 and 55. You seemed to be suggesting 2 was trying to steal 5's glory. #;-}>

There is the aforementioned conspiracy!

I'd like to thank everyone for what they've done alongside me over the past here on Newgrounds with me....

There's no way in hell you'll stop depositing exp after all your talk of passing everyone for half a decade now.

When did I ever go on about passing ht52 when he was top (now a real probability) and Pimp? I kept mentioning the top 50, but that was more to piss off Bahamut.

Either ye be joking or somesuch... or.... I suspect you're just going on a BBS hiatus, and with all of my absences from the BBS, I'm the last person who'd complain of such a thing. Enjoy your break from NG, but DO NOT MISS YER DEPOSITS OR YE SHALL REGRET IT. gfox from 2000-2002, before he even really became a regular, warns you.

So... what have I missed? Sweet FA, if I'm any judge.

At 11/29/10 06:33 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

WHAT, WHAT?? I'm busy over the weekend, and I come back to this? I'm shocked! Well, all the best if you're leaving soon.

See above... *sheepish grin*

Unless you already left?

No, I'm right now :P

I feel cheated.

Rev doesn't really want to put up the tree today; Congrats to:
Blastoise - 5,000 Exp
Pokemonpoeguygcn - 34k Saves
Hacsev - 27k Saves
Poop83 - 83k B/P
tyler - 1,000 B/P
Bolo - 5 Years on NG

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At 11/28/10 11:30 AM, bbdaman wrote: Level 7 Woo! I could've been like level 30 by now too :(

We only congratulating starting for Level 10 since it's fairly easy to reach. It shouldn't be too long to for you to reach it.

At 11/28/10 06:34 PM, Coop83 wrote: Not getting married. This is much more sinister...

There is nothing more sinister than getting married. Well I guess getting divorced but you have to do one before the other.

At 11/28/10 07:43 PM, gfoxcook wrote: That doesn't answer my question! Could still be either. Heh.

Well if something is named in your honor, it would seem cheap to win it. We want to promote a new generation of slackers. :P

At 11/28/10 07:45 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: After 6 years, 7 Months and 1 Day, Coop83 prepares to bid Newgrounds a fond farewell.

AS IF.

Lol

At 11/29/10 08:47 AM, Coop83 wrote: Okay, so thank you ever so much for the messages of heartfelt sorrow, shock, disbelief and so forth about my departure. . . .

Error - You cannot ban another forum moderator.

You entered the top 500 in B/P Points. Outstanding!

Coop don't leave.

New gaming rant: Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Yes, you heard me correctly.

Listening to:

Sodom - Agent Orange

At 11/28/10 10:16 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: I look good with you.

You look good with anyone.

I look good with sexy dragons (NSFW)!

At 11/28/10 11:10 AM, reverend wrote: It's not too bad, though looks pathetic whenever I post next to someone with a Level 46 axe.

Ah, the feeling of making someone else feel inferior. :P

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: Don't build your hopes up.

Right click. Delete Hopes.

How do you delete hope anyway?

At 11/28/10 12:02 PM, Jolly wrote:

At 11/28/10 11:10 AM, reverend wrote: I guess I know now who I'm going to pick for Miss Yew award. :/

Here's the Nominee thread.

It's already interesting. I notice how not a single user has nominated me for Best Poster but that's a good thing since I already won it once and someone else deserves to win it, unless they're complete tools. However, I think regulars are considering me more for Best Mod this time around and Never Logs Off for some.

At 11/28/10 04:46 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: It sure is, even though disc 1 seems to dominate disc 2 in terms of song quality.

It's been pretty long ago since I last listened to the whole album. I once discovered it in my mothers vinyl collection.

You can always pick it up on CD whenever you can and relive the experience of the great album. Maybe not now, though.

Yep, you're screwed.

No, WE are screwed!

Why am I screwed? I'm the one with the Alamac which will give me all the right bets.

Or TF2 bribery, whichever one works better.

TF2 hat bribery seems to work pretty well.

It sure does.

At 11/28/10 07:43 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 11/27/10 02:11 PM, reverend wrote: I actually saw SK post in the Retrograde thread but as so far as stats and the Wi/Ht? he's dead.

(gasp)

And RedCircle dropped by Wi/Ht? in the last year or so, which is why I said he's less dead than SK/Dogma/NGling. Perhaps not less than SK, but definitely less than the other two.

They're no match for Drimarki, though.

At 11/28/10 10:16 AM, Gagsy wrote: You look good with anyone.

They call him... ze Bahaslut.

I'm sure I don't look good with EVERYONE!

At 11/28/10 04:46 PM, Haggard wrote: TF2 hat bribery seems to work pretty well.

Who said anything about hats? Damn, if I knew Bahamut would give me a hat for posting, I wouldn't have requested a mere weapon. #;-}>

Next time, my friend. That's if you slack off again.

At 11/28/10 07:45 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Just wish I didn't have to use the shortstop instead of the scattergun for that bonus, the milk and fish >>>> shortstop, IMO. ;_;

You know, I actually like the Shortstop. Seems pretty powerful for me and has done a fair amount of kills.

At 11/27/10 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: Do they have to?

Of course not, they're dragons. No one's going to say "ahem, mister dragon sir, you should really use that fork and knife while you dine at our table.. it's only polite!" for fear of being the next thing on the dragon's plate. #;-}>

Well, using a knife and a fork can be awkward for our race. Why not just use our hands to eat our food?

Because Japan is a place to go?

So are 200+ other countries. O_o

But Japan is extra special.

But it did affect your posting habits.

By computer habits, I was including posting habits. TF2's effect on my posting = 80%. sleep/work = 19%. married instead of engaged = 1%, if that.

See? TF2 IS to blame!

Yeah, it was to be expected for him. Speaking of Sir-Nuts, he hasn't been here for a while now.

See? There I... erm... he goes again. #;-}>

Yeah, I'll have a word with him.

So if we keep talking about hats, you'll come again sooner?

Most definitely.

Alright then.

HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS

At 11/27/10 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: It's when we reveal that gfox's alt is Coop83, that things start to get messy :P

And Coop's alt is Bahamut, and Bahamut's alt is NEVR, and NEVR's alt is Bahamut's alt, and Bahamut's alt's alt is ramagi (GASP)....

Dammit gfox, the General regulars will find out about our revolution plans.

Or TF2 bribery, whichever one works better.

Won't be necessary. Now that the super-long catchups are out of the way, dropping by is a much less time-invested, much less intimidating prospect. Only if I stay away for more than a month or two will it become a super-big chore again, so I should be fine if I get by every 2-3 weeks top, I'd say. Aiming for every 1 week, though.

Hey, we worked out something after all.

At 11/29/10 10:47 AM, reverend wrote:

At 11/29/10 08:47 AM, Coop83 wrote: Okay, so thank you ever so much for the messages of heartfelt sorrow, shock, disbelief and so forth about my departure. . . .

Error - You cannot ban another forum moderator.

Just make sure you never make that attempt to an admin. When I did that, I had Wade coming out of my screen and screaming at me. :P

Thanks for voting, sumidiotdude! Your experience has been automatically deposited!

With that vote, you now have 9,990 experience points. You need 0 more to get to Level 31. The next Grounds Gold day begins in 8 hours, 54 minutes, and 55 seconds.

You passed 45000 B/P! Congrats!

At 11/29/10 08:47 AM, Coop wrote: I hope you're not too mad at me for it (please direct any bile towards my news post, so I can respond in a timely fashion there), as it only really remains for me to say "GOTCHA!"

Mad? No. Lucky that you where joking? Yes.
Would be too easy to say "I never believed it in the first place" now, but I have to say, I had my doubts. :P

There is actually a highly logical reason for the charade, so anyone but Bahamut can have a guess at what it is, before the even takes place.

I really have no idea, so I'm excited to hear about it. :D

At 11/29/10 12:22 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/28/10 04:46 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/28/10 09:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: It sure is, even though disc 1 seems to dominate disc 2 in terms of song quality.

It's been pretty long ago since I last listened to the whole album. I once discovered it in my mothers vinyl collection.

You can always pick it up on CD whenever you can and relive the experience of the great album. Maybe not now, though.

I think I'd rather buy this on vinyl. But I need a better record player first.

Yep, you're screwed.

No, WE are screwed!

Why am I screwed? I'm the one with the Alamac which will give me all the right bets.

You are screwed because the whole world will be screwed. Also, do you really want to end up like Biff Tannen? Being an asshole, no friends, nobody you can really trust, getting screwed over by some teenager? :P

Welcome to Idiot-Buster's 127th Level Up Lounge list!

Achievement of the day!This special award that goes to the person with the highest rank/level/points of some kind in a cirtain field, or i just think they should have the AOTD. And it goes to...Bolo - 5 Years on NG

Listening to: Michal jackson-hold my hand

Congrats to:
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 45,000 blam/protection points
sumidiotdude: level 31
Kevin: Top 500 in B/P Points
tyler - 1,000 B/P

Thanks to:
No one, made my own list.

My last list was early March this year and i find it time to start being more active.

49,000 Medal Points

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Thanks for depositing for me Haggard!

So, I've been following everything on my cellphone's browser whenever I find time. Today I opened up my phone and typed coop83.newgrounds.com into the browser just to see what was up with everything. After it told me that the user didn't exist it hit me. I was all like, "That bastard got a name change!"

In other news I've finally called in enough thieves at work that they finally figured I deserve a call in bonus. It's either 4 or 5 people that I've caught now. I guess since one of them had a warrant out for their arrest they figured I deserved something. The money might come in handy during the holiday season. Especially when I'm almost finished paying of my wedding rings.

At 11/29/10 05:22 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

Thanks to:
No one, made my own list.

You say thanks when someone says congrats to a milestone of yours silly.

At 11/29/10 06:07 PM, Fro wrote: 49,000 Medal Points

Nice achievement you got there, see you still spending alot of time here :) Good god i've forgotten how to do my special smiley face.

At 11/29/10 05:22 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

Thanks to:
No one, made my own list.

You say thanks when someone says congrats to a milestone of yours silly.

It's been some time since my last list haha, I still live up to my name i see. On a side note you passesd me exp wise... i know i've missed a few days but i didn't realize it was that meny.

I might start creating list again, it becomes rather annoying after doing it for so long.

Congrats to:
Fro: 49,000 Medal Points
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 45,000 B/P
sumidiotdude: Level 31
Kevin: Top 500 B/P
Bolo: Five Years on NG
tyler2513: Police Sergeant
Coop: 83,000 B/P
Hacsev: 27,000 Saves
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 34,000 Saves
Blastoise: 5,000 Experience
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 7.00 Voting Power
Jawdyn: 12,000 Saves
Kevin: 11,000 Saves
Valjylmyr: Level 17/17 Years IRL

At 11/29/10 08:47 AM, Coop wrote: Okay, so thank you ever so much for the messages of heartfelt sorrow, shock, disbelief and so forth about my departure. As many of you may have rumbled, this is not the case. I hope you're not too mad at me for it (please direct any bile towards my news post, so I can respond in a timely fashion there), as it only really remains for me to say "GOTCHA!"

Glad to see you're staying. NG is quite addicting, eh?

At 11/28/10 12:02 PM, Jolly wrote:

At 11/28/10 11:10 AM, reverend wrote: I guess I know now who I'm going to pick for Miss Yew award. :/

Here's the Nominee thread.

It's already interesting. I notice how not a single user has nominated me for Best Poster but that's a good thing since I already won it once and someone else deserves to win it, unless they're complete tools. However, I think regulars are considering me more for Best Mod this time around and Never Logs Off for some.

I voted you for both Best poster and Best Mod.