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At 7/24/10 02:40 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/23/10 09:33 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

At 7/22/10 08:13 AM, Bahamut wrote: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART GAGSY!

Poor you. Come on, grab your finest tux and a football, I've got an idea.

No I did not. I did not hurt her. I did not... Oh hi Rohan.

Oh hi Bahamut, I didn't know it was you.

Oh, I'm sure Batman would be cool no matter what, even if seeing a dragon will be strange to him.

"I'm Batman!"
"I'm Bahamut!"
"...ok then, bye."

That'll be an interesting conversation. Too bad it's brief but hey, if Batman was real, wouldn't you like to greet him?

Well yeah lol, though not in the capacity that 99 of people do i.e. a brutal asskicking.

At 7/25/10 04:37 AM, ThePigeonMaster wrote:

At 7/24/10 08:26 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: So sorry to hear that man, senility in someone you really care about is never easy to cope with, if you ever want to talk just PM me.

Thanks to you too, Rohan. I may leave you a PM in some time.

No problem man.

Heh, I just want to express that these situations have helped me to mature a bit more. To know how life can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Gotta take the good with the bad, and more importantly appreciate the good while you have it, that is an important part of growing up for sure.

Again, thanks for listening to me you guys are awesome.

Anytime :)

EXP Update #28 is now available!

Listening to:

Motörhead - Motörhead

At 7/24/10 03:28 PM, Auz wrote:

At 7/23/10 05:49 AM, Coop83 wrote: Stop godmodeing my godmodeing! >:(

Lol. Your wimpy review modding powers are no match for my icon modding skills ;)

Plus icon mods have far more sex appeal.

I suppose I can take credit for the sex appeal. After all, you've all seen me in the nude. ;)

At 7/23/10 07:59 AM, Bahamut wrote: Good idea. Heh, funny how you have time to talk to people here but not have the time to make congrats lists. Still, replying is much better than making congrats lists daily.

I know, but congrats lists can just add those extra 10 minutes I don't have you know.

Whatever the reason is, at least we care more about replying than congrats lists. Those who hardly reply to posts around here could do with talking more often. By not taking as much part in the discussions we have here, they do feel out of place.

Well, I'd have to fly all the way over Netherlands to bring them to you. Do I get anything in return for this?

Nope, sending them by mail will do thank you. You're the one who wants to make me a Futurama fan after all ;)

Uhh, I don't know your address. So yeah, even if I wanted to go over there, I'd have to find your house. On the bright side, I have your name so that'll make the search slightly easier.

I don't particularly mind the raw meat. I just want to shake hands with you all. You'll find out how much of a gentle dragon I really am.

You gonna give us your autograph too? Or a burn mark perhaps? That could make an awesome tattoo (if I tell that it was burned in by a dragon).

You people want autographs? Sure, if you think I'm that worthy. As for the burn marks, I don't want to hurt you. Even if I tried to make it as tame as possible, I'm not sure if you could stand the heat.

Too bad, get out on the streets you bum. :P

But... but... I have no talents whatsoever ='(

We live in a cruel world.

Wait I know! I should make some videos and put them in youtube!

Just don't put double speed effect on your videos on Windows Movie Maker.

I couldn't accept it myself. I mean, if I can't name myself Bahamut, what would my name be? And no, it won't be NeoBahamut or Bahamut7! Try thinking of a completely different name for myself.

Er... Tiamat?

No, that's the name I'd have if I was a woman which I'm clearly not.

I'll see her at the meet so she's got some explaining to do while we're there.

I suggest you tie her up in a chair, pull a towel over her head and pour some water over her. That'll make her speak up.

You won't believe what she admitted to me on Stickam. She planned to kidnap me! The only thing that foiled her plan was having to meet up with my sister when I'm ready to head back. On the other hand, if she kidnaps me, we'll at least have a talk about a few things.

Oh yeah, I have a screenshot below to prove her plans.

As far as I'm concerned, Tetra Master had no logic at all. The rules were poorly explained and the game hardly made any sense. Good thing you only have to play a few games for the tournament. However, I think that's a few too many. Despite that, FFIX is still a fantastic experience and the stupid card game hardly affects the game.

Poorly explained indeed. Were they even explained in the game at all?

Actually, it was. I remember somewhere in Dali they had the card games explained but again, it wasn't very clear.

But I agree, FFIX was a really good Final Fantasy and my personal favorite. I just loved the cutscenes with you kicking ass at the Iifa Tree and in Alexandria (and you getting your ass kicked by Alexander).

By personal favourite, does this mean it's your very favourite Final Fantasy game? I can't argue with that, although there are a few things that bring this game down for me and makes it my third favourite FF game.

As for those battle scenes, they were sure epic but I was most unhappy when Alexander beat me. However, at least I burned down Alexandria before I was defeated.

Which I'm sure is manageable. I'm sure it's not as bad as levelling up too fast in Oblivion where even the weakest enemies could kick your ass. I learned that the hard way.

Never played Oblivion, but I suppose it is manageable although you would perhaps need those Vit +60% from your GF's very badly. Are those allowed in a no junction game by the way? I can't remember if they were in the junction screens or not.

Haha, Oblivion has a different level system to the Final Fantasy games. In Oblivion, levels are determined by skills. For example, you have a skill for Athletics which goes by how much you've traveled and the higher your Athletics Skills are, the faster you'll run/swim.

The other thing about Oblivion's level system is how the main level is done. You choose seven major skills to choose from and increasing levels in them will progress with your main level. The minor skills will help you gain additional boost in stats like Strength, Endurance, etc so it's good to raise levels for minor skills for the attribute boosts.

I'm aware you're not too familiar with Oblivion or The Elder Scrolls in general and if you have a kickass computer and have tons of free time (you're going to need over 150 hours to do everything), I highly recommend it. I spent over 160 hours on that game and it was well worth it, especially when I just turned down the in-game music and listened to power/folk metal all the way through. \m/

Dammit, this is only making me want to play Oblivion again but I really need to give Morrowind a second chance. Not only that, I still need to complete Batman: Arkham Asylum and then there's icon modding.

We may as well forget it. I'm sure we can all agree that he's moved on from Newgrounds. This is what happens when a Newgrounder gets married. S/he shall leave their fellow NGers behind.

We must never get married then. Bros before hoes! (and more of that shit)

Haggard plans to get married this year so we'll be missing him soon enough.

To be honest, I'm not a big fan of cats and no way in hell would I like to have any nearby, especially when I've got the budgie Sky to take care of.

Heh, I've seen pictures of cats and birds that got along very well, but I wouldn't take that risk with your bird.

It's bad enough when our neighbour has a cat. Although it's more interested in the rats we've had, I don't ever want that cat to get close to Sky, especially when a friend of mine had a fatal trouble with her budgie thanks to one of her cats.

Yeah, this is our future. The only good YouTube "celebrity" I know is James Rolfe but he's becoming overshadowed by the whores over there.

Yeah, but he first got famous via other websites, right?

No, James Rolfe got popular on YouTube. No-one knew him beforehand but now he's more on GameTrailers as well as his own site. His YouTube channel just gets uploads of older reviews as well as trailers.

That's odd, I can see it clear as day out there. I see no sword on my crotch. However, reverend's picture might explain a few things. Maybe only I can see it while the others see a sword.

Maybe you're confusing it with your tail.

Nope, it's not my tail at all. It's weird because another icon mod was able to see it but not you.

At 7/24/10 03:28 PM, Auz wrote:

Hey, that's a great idea! I'm sure a dragon shredding on a guitar is something worth hearing. Now we're getting somewhere. However, that just leaves us with the art portal. The only Wi/Ht? art mod is BlueHippo but he's been MIA for ages now.

I like the sound of "DRAGONMETAL!!!! RAAAAAWWRR", although we gotta find some creative use for that triangle of mine =/

My advice is to play it like crazy.

Also, I'm sure we can import Luis from Mexico and let him work for us. Then we'll have the art portal covered too.

I'll be seeing Luis soon enough so maybe me and Coop and make some arrangements with him while we're in London. ;)

Why do I need to drive? I can just fly over there. Now drinking AND flying all the way is a challenge.

Flying backwards might be difficult, and I suppose you don't have an autopilot installed on yourself.

I don't even know how to fly backwards. As for autopilot, we're not machines, you know.

Because he's happy with what he has?

Bah, he doesn't have the balls to take what's rightfully his.

But what can he do in the art portal? Well, audio portal has a place for him to share his voice acting talent.

At 7/24/10 06:52 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/24/10 02:40 PM, Bahamut wrote: It doesn't really make sense, though. Surely replies take much longer. Well, replies as long as these anyway.

Yes, replies do take time as well. But congrats lists + replies take much longer than replies only.

I'm settled with you guys caring more about replying than congrats lists so it's all good.

Nah, I think he's a douche.

But not as big a douche as Zell (or Xell, or whatever he is called in the english version)

It's Zell in the English version and yes, he too is a douchebag. You can easily cross off those two names on the "What would Bahamut's name be if he had to change it" list.

Oh yeah, he made epic posts. I really do miss them but if he still kept it up, I think the LUL would be chaotic. Hell, have him, Sir-Nuts, gfox and iscrulz around and it's one hell of a party.

It would be one epic catch up after the other.

And all of them at once, we'd spend all day replying to them. Would you have enough time for that? :P

Well, it might not just be gold. It could be precious stuff such as my iPod and wallet.

Why would you bring an iPod to a metal festival?

I carry my iPod with me to most places.

If only.

Maybe not only the world will explode in 2012, maybe the whole universe explodes as well then.

That'll be a good thing but I know it won't happen so I'll stop dreaming about it.

You know, I think the universe is upset enough after hearing you joking about it. We're best to not even say it in the slightest, not even as part of a joke or anything.

Okay, I will never use "Justin Bieber" and "good music" together in a sentence from now on. That last sentence was the last time I ever mentioned both things together in one sentence. ^^

Yes, no-one should ever dare to put those two in the same sentence. Infact, same thing goes for Jonas Brothers, High School Musical and BrokenCYDE.

But there needs to be a way for you to enjoy a Stickam chat room where the majority in the room are Wi/Ht?'ers.

I think the time I hang out in chat rooms are long over and they won't return.

I'm sure talking to Wi/Ht?'ers in a chat room will make you feel better. Would you say no to talking to myself, Coop, Auz, Rohan, reverend, gfox (hah), Sir-Nuts and others all at once?

To be fair, I don't know where each and every single episode is in but I can easily take a wild guess if I'm not sure.

I can't even take a wild guess.

Maybe I'm a bigger Simpsons fan than you are. :P

It shall be an interesting week.

I just noticed, I level up one day after my birthday.

Oh wow, that's a great birthday present, especially when you'll be getting the sword.

At 7/24/10 02:41 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/24/10 04:30 AM, ThePigeonMaster wrote:

But now you have the shitblade.

I find it awesome, :P
I dunno why, but it's awesome <3

Dammit, Haggard must have bribed you.

I have nothing to do with this!

It has everything to do with you. He wasn't sure why he said it's awesome which lead me to think you bribed him to call it awesome.

At 7/25/10 04:37 AM, ThePigeonMaster wrote:

At 7/24/10 02:40 PM, Bahamut wrote: In other news, Toy Story 3 is fantastic.

Toy Story 3 is the best movie ever created by Pixar. Now my childhood is complete.

Wow, that's going as far as topping the first Toy Story film. As much as I loved Toy Story 3, it's really hard to beat the first film. It meant so much to me as a child and still means a lot now.

I know it's really hard to hear the terrible news but hang in there. We're all right behind you on this rough time for you.

Thanks. It feels good that a dragon tries to cheer me up.

That's great to hear. Dragons may be fierce creatures but they still have a heart.

It may be less than two weeks to go but dammit, I can hardly wait.

Sure, but just wait 3 days before the meet. I'm pretty sure you won't have the patience anymore :P

Yeah, the only thing I'll be thinking of by then is the meet. This is going to feel so weird.

The fun part is imagining what he'll be like when he finally sees me. He wanted to see me at previous meets, especially the one in November since I was actually in London at the time they held their last meet. He'll be really happy to see me in August.

I even would like to know what he's going to tell you when you meet him. But well, gotta wait :P

I believe a handshake is in order when I see him. Well, that's whenever I can find a time to greet him. I'm sure he'll be pretty busy on Friday night, especially when there's a karaoke at the place we're meeting up on the first day.

I've been having an awful time right now. I'm feeling quite depressed but I just have to keep going and not to bitch a lot about it.

I'm really glad you're still going strong. :)

At 7/25/10 05:35 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/24/10 12:08 PM, reverend wrote: Come to think of it, I should have used the Level 26 blade instead, since Bahamut loves it so much.
*Opens Photoshop*

Hahaha! Bahamut with a chode :P

Good god, don't even think about it, unless you have a naked dragoness in the background. :P

At 7/24/10 02:41 PM, Bahamut wrote: Even statwhores have lives and socialise with the outside world.

Make it a Friday night and we're onto a winner!

That reminds me, will you be there on the first day at the White Swan?

At 7/25/10 08:04 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

At 7/24/10 02:40 PM, Bahamut wrote: No I did not. I did not hurt her. I did not... Oh hi Rohan.

Oh hi Bahamut, I didn't know it was you.

It's good to express yourself any way you want.

That'll be an interesting conversation. Too bad it's brief but hey, if Batman was real, wouldn't you like to greet him?

Well yeah lol, though not in the capacity that 99 of people do i.e. a brutal asskicking.

Obviously not when he's kicking ass but once he's taken all the baddies down, that will be a good time to see him. Hey, if he's kind enough, he'll even give you an autograph. I mean, Auz wants an autograph off me so why not Batman?

ruklo maekd levil up

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reverend: 40,000 Total Stats
Makeshift: 6,000 Posts
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WilhelmTheVampire: Level 28, Brigadier General
thenewbies: 3,000 Experience
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Yamor: 10,000 Posts, 6,000 B/P, 5,000 Saves, 1,000 Blams
Coop83: 77,000 B/P, 21,000 Medal Points, 1,750 Flash Reviews
Xiivi: Level 45
reverend: 8,000 Blams
A: Level 39
Auz: Level 43
Wegra: Level 34
Domo: 23,000 Medal Points
rahfa: Level 28
MegaGold: 10,000 Medal Points
X8X: Level 32
Lizzardis: Level 26

At 7/20/10 11:59 AM, reverend wrote:

So that's why they ask that every single time. I might say something next time. ;)

Plus whether someone is approved or not we get 2 dollars for them trying. Thirty or so people a month can add up.

At 7/20/10 08:42 PM, WilhelmTheVampire wrote:

Mental effects? Like psychological effects? Sorry I don't know much about injuries, I rarely get hurt. Anyway I didn't know the weather had that kind of effect on the body. It's actually pretty interesting.

A small amount of depression and whatnot.

At 7/21/10 06:17 PM, Soapbubble wrote:

Nice and tight, just the way I like it. ;)

Still even after she tucked me in?

At 7/22/10 11:36 AM, reverend wrote: Rev feels so dirty for creating this; congrats to:

I find this odd.

At 7/24/10 12:22 PM, rahfa wrote: 28 right now.

You can remove the Corky52's guide from your sig. :P Not only am I not Corky52 anymore, but I deleted that blog awhile back.

1,000 EXP

I really should make a news post but what shall I write on there?

Rev has an unending headache; congrats to:
rahfa - Level 28
illuminate - 14k Medal Points
MegaGold - 10,000 Medal Points
X8X - Level 32
Coop83 - 1750 Flash Reviews
Lizzardis - Level 26
Rucklo - Level 33
Soup83 - 1,000 Exp

Thanks to:
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At 7/24/10 02:40 PM, Bahamut wrote: Yeah, I'll have to recall the Stickam invasion tonight. I'll be at my uncle's soon and I'm not sure when I'll be back. We'll see how we are next week since myself and Coop can't make it in time tonight.

Eh, my bday is next week so I might be a little busy. We'll see.

If there needs to be another Wi/Ht? related picture, give someone else a chance.

Yeah I'm thinking something more nature related or surrealistic.

Hahaha, funny you bring that up since last night I was looking back at those posts.

You know, I actually got someone else to draw me in sexual activities. :D He was apparently drunk and I was able to make him do whatever I desired so I asked him to draw me getting it on with a dragoness and he succeeded. If you're interested, I can send you a PM. I'm not sure if I should share it to the public.

Uhhh I'll pass.

At 7/24/10 03:28 PM, Auz wrote: Well when you throw lots of sauce on it, you can make almost anything taste alright.

So what is the point of eating it if you have to mask it's flavor. I'm sure Styrofoam tastes good with lots of sauce on it as well. :P

And I agree. Soy milk tastes a little funny, although there are some products with soy milk in them that also taste pretty good.

I can see cooking with soy milk. Any recipes that would call for it should be fine, but straight up ... nah.

At 7/25/10 11:24 AM, Fro wrote: Plus whether someone is approved or not we get 2 dollars for them trying. Thirty or so people a month can add up.

So what would you say your success rate is? 10-20%?

I find this odd.

Cock joke! + Bahamut = Dragon with sword for a dick

That's the only logic I can find for that piece. :P

At 7/25/10 11:55 AM, Soup83 wrote: 1,000 EXP

I really should make a news post but what shall I write on there?

You can write your undying love for soup in poem form. A haiku perhaps?

Btw guys I'll be going away for a few days this week, Tuesday to Thursday at the least, possibly even a day or two more. If anyone is interested in depositing for me, PM me and let me know :P

19 people died at the Love Parade in Duisburg yesterday. This really sucks.

At 7/25/10 11:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/24/10 06:52 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/24/10 02:40 PM, Bahamut wrote: It doesn't really make sense, though. Surely replies take much longer. Well, replies as long as these anyway.

Yes, replies do take time as well. But congrats lists + replies take much longer than replies only.

I'm settled with you guys caring more about replying than congrats lists so it's all good.

Yeah there are new list makers right now, so there's enough of them. Our job is to make this place more Lounge like.

Nah, I think he's a douche.

But not as big a douche as Zell (or Xell, or whatever he is called in the english version)

It's Zell in the English version and yes, he too is a douchebag. You can easily cross off those two names on the "What would Bahamut's name be if he had to change it" list.

Ok, what about Behemoth then? Looks a bit like "Bahamut" and it is one hell of a monster.

Oh yeah, he made epic posts. I really do miss them but if he still kept it up, I think the LUL would be chaotic. Hell, have him, Sir-Nuts, gfox and iscrulz around and it's one hell of a party.

It would be one epic catch up after the other.

And all of them at once, we'd spend all day replying to them. Would you have enough time for that? :P

Good question. Things have settled down a bit since I stopped making lists, so I think the answer would be yes.

Well, it might not just be gold. It could be precious stuff such as my iPod and wallet.

Why would you bring an iPod to a metal festival?

I carry my iPod with me to most places.

But on a festival it would be quite useless. Unless of course you connect it to some radio to listen to it.

If only.

Maybe not only the world will explode in 2012, maybe the whole universe explodes as well then.

That'll be a good thing but I know it won't happen so I'll stop dreaming about it.

What a way to crush my dreams. :(

You know, I think the universe is upset enough after hearing you joking about it. We're best to not even say it in the slightest, not even as part of a joke or anything.

Okay, I will never use "Justin Bieber" and "good music" together in a sentence from now on. That last sentence was the last time I ever mentioned both things together in one sentence. ^^

Yes, no-one should ever dare to put those two in the same sentence. Infact, same thing goes for Jonas Brothers, High School Musical and BrokenCYDE.

You know what's really great about this? I never ever heard a song from any of those you mentioned. Okay, I saw the preview for High School Musical on TV, but I was quick enough to change the channel. ^^

But there needs to be a way for you to enjoy a Stickam chat room where the majority in the room are Wi/Ht?'ers.

I think the time I hang out in chat rooms are long over and they won't return.

I'm sure talking to Wi/Ht?'ers in a chat room will make you feel better. Would you say no to talking to myself, Coop, Auz, Rohan, reverend, gfox (hah), Sir-Nuts and others all at once?

I talk to you guys here. Except for Mr. Fox of course.

To be fair, I don't know where each and every single episode is in but I can easily take a wild guess if I'm not sure.

I can't even take a wild guess.

Maybe I'm a bigger Simpsons fan than you are. :P

Yeah, I guess so. ^^

It shall be an interesting week.

I just noticed, I level up one day after my birthday.

Oh wow, that's a great birthday present, especially when you'll be getting the sword.

Yeah, the sword is awesome. But I like the flail on level 43 even better. That's two great icons (actually three, the hammer I have now is good as well) in a row!

At 7/24/10 02:41 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/24/10 04:30 AM, ThePigeonMaster wrote:

But now you have the shitblade.

I find it awesome, :P
I dunno why, but it's awesome <3

Dammit, Haggard must have bribed you.

I have nothing to do with this!

It has everything to do with you. He wasn't sure why he said it's awesome which lead me to think you bribed him to call it awesome.

I didn't bribe him anyway. He thinks it's awesome because that's what it is.

You passed 27000 B/P! Congrats!

Not bad...

Ugh, I'm so tired today. I really don't want to go to work tomorrow. I guess we all make sacrifices.

Congrats to:
illuminate: 13,000 Medal Points and soon enough, 14,000 Medal Points
Domo: 23,000 Medal Points
rahfa: Level 28
MegaGold: 10,000 Medal Points
X8X: Level 32
Coop83: 1,750 Reviews
Lizzardis: Level 26
Rucklo: Level 33
Soup83: 1,000 Experience
vader316: 27,000 B/P

At 7/21/10 06:17 PM, Soapbubble wrote:

Nice and tight, just the way I like it. ;)

Still even after she tucked me in?

Oh, yeah, I didn't even notice a difference.

At 7/25/10 03:37 PM, Haggard wrote: 19 people died at the Love Parade in Duisburg yesterday. This really sucks.

Yeah, just saw that on the news a few hours ago. It's a huge tragedy. Sad when things like this happen at festivals. Stampedes...

Woo, 18,000 experience points. IT'S OVER 9000 (x2)!

B/P Corporal. Awesome.

Coop finds it hard to type with a badly bruised finger, but still manages to congratulate:
X8X: Level 32
Lizzardis: Level 26
Rucklo: Level 33 - OMG! Rocklu is a ninjuh!
Soup83: 1,000 Experience
vader316: 27,000 B/P
DrHood: 18,000 Experience
mothballs: Corporal

Thank you to:
RohantheBarbarian
Fro (x4)
reverend
Soapbubble

Listening to:
Motley Crue - Smokin' in the Boy's Room

Daily Muse
Dropped catches hurt more than held ones.

Playing cricket yesterday against Romsley, going for win #5 of the season in our 8th match. Early on, the heat and humidity were getting to us all and we were very sluggish in the field. One ball came to me, air "fizzing" off the seam at about head height and slightly to my left. As I got my hands up for it, the ball smacked off my left index finger and I put down the catch, allowing the batsmen to score a run. I can't straighten the finger at all...

Fast forward about an hour and I took a catch at leg side mid wicket (facing the batsman's arse, but about half distance between the bowler and batsman and about 20-30 yards from the bat) when the ball finally decided to come down and nearly had anotehr one a few balls later, the ball dropping to ground a few yeards from my outstretched hands.

The skipper finally gave me the balls for a quick 4 overs to finish the innings off and so I did. my final figures were 3 overs; 1 maiden (no runs that over); 4 wickets for 8 runs. New career best figures AGAIN! (previous best was 4-9, now I've shaved a run off that :P During my 2 wicket maiden, the second over I bowled, I took another catch, not hit as hard as the first one, but they all count and even with a swelling hand, it doesn't hurt as much.

At 7/25/10 11:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/24/10 03:28 PM, Auz wrote: Also, I'm sure we can import Luis from Mexico and let him work for us. Then we'll have the art portal covered too.

I'll be seeing Luis soon enough so maybe me and Coop and make some arrangements with him while we're in London. ;)

We'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

At 7/25/10 05:35 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/24/10 12:08 PM, reverend wrote: Come to think of it, I should have used the Level 26 blade instead, since Bahamut loves it so much.
*Opens Photoshop*

Hahaha! Bahamut with a chode :P

Good god, don't even think about it, unless you have a naked dragoness in the background. :P

Oh yeah? Come on, this is art, we're talking about. Not smut :P

At 7/24/10 02:41 PM, Bahamut wrote: Even statwhores have lives and socialise with the outside world.

Make it a Friday night and we're onto a winner!

That reminds me, will you be there on the first day at the White Swan?

Of course I will - karaoke night and I have special plans, including a rendition of "Danger! High Voltage" with possibly Cally or Gagsy.

Offer on depositing for me still stands :P

Congratulations to: -

Lizzardis - Level 26
Rucklo - Level 33
Soup83 - 1,000 Experience
vader316 - 27,000 B/P
DrHood - 18,000 Experience
mothballs - Corporal

At 7/25/10 11:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/25/10 08:04 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

At 7/24/10 02:40 PM, Bahamut wrote: No I did not. I did not hurt her. I did not... Oh hi Rohan.

Oh hi Bahamut, I didn't know it was you.

It's good to express yourself any way you want.

You're my favourite customer!

That'll be an interesting conversation. Too bad it's brief but hey, if Batman was real, wouldn't you like to greet him?

Well yeah lol, though not in the capacity that 99 of people do i.e. a brutal asskicking.

Obviously not when he's kicking ass but once he's taken all the baddies down, that will be a good time to see him. Hey, if he's kind enough, he'll even give you an autograph. I mean, Auz wants an autograph off me so why not Batman?

I suppose so.

About that Opeth show I went to in April, the DVD comes out on 21st as stated on their website. I already know what to get for my sister's birthday. ;)

Listening to:

Opeth - My Arms, Your Hearse

Thanks to:

reverend

At 7/25/10 11:24 AM, Fro wrote:

At 7/22/10 11:36 AM, reverend wrote: Rev feels so dirty for creating this; congrats to:

I find this odd.

I find this perfectly normal. :P

At 7/25/10 01:01 PM, reverend wrote:

At 7/24/10 02:40 PM, Bahamut wrote: Yeah, I'll have to recall the Stickam invasion tonight. I'll be at my uncle's soon and I'm not sure when I'll be back. We'll see how we are next week since myself and Coop can't make it in time tonight.

Eh, my bday is next week so I might be a little busy. We'll see.

Dammit, looks like it won't work out after all. How about 13th/14th August? Yes, that's just before Clock Day but I think it's good timing.

If there needs to be another Wi/Ht? related picture, give someone else a chance.

Yeah I'm thinking something more nature related or surrealistic.

Sounds good, I look forward to seeing it.

You know, I actually got someone else to draw me in sexual activities. :D He was apparently drunk and I was able to make him do whatever I desired so I asked him to draw me getting it on with a dragoness and he succeeded. If you're interested, I can send you a PM. I'm not sure if I should share it to the public.

Uhhh I'll pass.

Too bad, I'm showing it to you whether you like it or not. However, I've censored this for the public. I'll keep the artwork in all its beauty to myself. ;)

At 7/25/10 11:55 AM, Soup83 wrote: 1,000 EXP

I really should make a news post but what shall I write on there?

You can write your undying love for soup in poem form. A haiku perhaps?

I'm not much of a poem writer so... I dunno.

At 7/25/10 03:37 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/25/10 11:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'm settled with you guys caring more about replying than congrats lists so it's all good.

Yeah there are new list makers right now, so there's enough of them. Our job is to make this place more Lounge like.

Indeed. I remember a time when there wasn't enough lounging. Now it's full of awesome conversations and has been this way for a long time. Again, it's going back to when NintendoMadness was still around and NEVR posted here all the time. Ah, good times but that doesn't mean I'm complaining about how things are now. Infact, the future is looking bright, despite the loss of gfox.

It's Zell in the English version and yes, he too is a douchebag. You can easily cross off those two names on the "What would Bahamut's name be if he had to change it" list.

Ok, what about Behemoth then? Looks a bit like "Bahamut" and it is one hell of a monster.

Behemoth is a good one. The names are actually related and of course, Behemoth sounds epic. The name, that is. I haven't listened to much of the black/death metal band Behemoth.

And all of them at once, we'd spend all day replying to them. Would you have enough time for that? :P

Good question. Things have settled down a bit since I stopped making lists, so I think the answer would be yes.

And this shows conversations are much more important than congrats lists.

I carry my iPod with me to most places.

But on a festival it would be quite useless. Unless of course you connect it to some radio to listen to it.

I need to listen to something on the way there and back.

That'll be a good thing but I know it won't happen so I'll stop dreaming about it.

What a way to crush my dreams. :(

I only did it because I know it's impossible and isn't worth dreaming at all.

Yes, no-one should ever dare to put those two in the same sentence. Infact, same thing goes for Jonas Brothers, High School Musical and BrokenCYDE.

You know what's really great about this? I never ever heard a song from any of those you mentioned. Okay, I saw the preview for High School Musical on TV, but I was quick enough to change the channel. ^^

Wow, you're lucky. I heard a bit of them all but BrokenCYDE I could only tolerate for 15 seconds. I'd rather listen to St. Anger and Risk than those horrible excuses of music.

I'm sure talking to Wi/Ht?'ers in a chat room will make you feel better. Would you say no to talking to myself, Coop, Auz, Rohan, reverend, gfox (hah), Sir-Nuts and others all at once?

I talk to you guys here. Except for Mr. Fox of course.

You are but it's not live and you should know almost everything is better when it's live. I said almost because of DragonForce.

Maybe I'm a bigger Simpsons fan than you are. :P

Yeah, I guess so. ^^

Which is funny considering you're more tolerant towards the newer episodes. However, I love the oldies a lot. So many classics, so many fond memories.

Oh wow, that's a great birthday present, especially when you'll be getting the sword.

Yeah, the sword is awesome. But I like the flail on level 43 even better. That's two great icons (actually three, the hammer I have now is good as well) in a row!

Actually, it's seven awesome icons in a row from the hammer to the golden gauntlet. However, if I had to choose only two out of them all, it'll be the sword and the scythe.

It has everything to do with you. He wasn't sure why he said it's awesome which lead me to think you bribed him to call it awesome.

I didn't bribe him anyway. He thinks it's awesome because that's what it is.

I'm sure if you weren't around, he'd be complaining about having the shitblade for a while. Surely he can't wait until he gets the nunchucks.

At 7/26/10 04:58 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/25/10 11:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'll be seeing Luis soon enough so maybe me and Coop and make some arrangements with him while we're in London. ;)

We'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

I'm sure you know him better than I do so hopefully you have a plan. As for me, maybe it's best if I just greet him.

Good god, don't even think about it, unless you have a naked dragoness in the background. :P

Oh yeah? Come on, this is art, we're talking about. Not smut :P

But myself having a shitblade for a dick isn't art at all. Dragonesses in the nude show beauty at their finest.

That reminds me, will you be there on the first day at the White Swan?

Of course I will - karaoke night and I have special plans, including a rendition of "Danger! High Voltage" with possibly Cally or Gagsy.

I can't wait until I meet you then. Friday night is going to kick ass!

While we're on the subject of The Room and Luis around, look who Luis met at Comic Con!

14,000 b/p, which means that I'm a captain now!
Wow, these last ranks have been going up fast...

Listening to:
Opeth - Blackwater Park
Opeth - Wreath

At 7/26/10 08:15 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/25/10 03:37 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/25/10 11:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'm settled with you guys caring more about replying than congrats lists so it's all good.

Yeah there are new list makers right now, so there's enough of them. Our job is to make this place more Lounge like.

Indeed. I remember a time when there wasn't enough lounging. Now it's full of awesome conversations and has been this way for a long time. Again, it's going back to when NintendoMadness was still around and NEVR posted here all the time. Ah, good times but that doesn't mean I'm complaining about how things are now. Infact, the future is looking bright, despite the loss of gfox.

Yes, the loss of gfox hurts us all, but we just have to move on.

It's Zell in the English version and yes, he too is a douchebag. You can easily cross off those two names on the "What would Bahamut's name be if he had to change it" list.

Ok, what about Behemoth then? Looks a bit like "Bahamut" and it is one hell of a monster.

Behemoth is a good one. The names are actually related and of course, Behemoth sounds epic. The name, that is. I haven't listened to much of the black/death metal band Behemoth.

I was sure I had some songs from them on my hard drive or on some of the compilations you get when you buy a magazine related to music or that some give out for free on concerts. But I found nothing and now I'm disappointed.
But I'm sure I listened to some songs from them somewhere.

And all of them at once, we'd spend all day replying to them. Would you have enough time for that? :P

Good question. Things have settled down a bit since I stopped making lists, so I think the answer would be yes.

And this shows conversations are much more important than congrats lists.

Of COURSE!

I carry my iPod with me to most places.

But on a festival it would be quite useless. Unless of course you connect it to some radio to listen to it.

I need to listen to something on the way there and back.

That's what car radios that are able to play back MP3-CDs are for.

Yes, no-one should ever dare to put those two in the same sentence. Infact, same thing goes for Jonas Brothers, High School Musical and BrokenCYDE.

You know what's really great about this? I never ever heard a song from any of those you mentioned. Okay, I saw the preview for High School Musical on TV, but I was quick enough to change the channel. ^^

Wow, you're lucky. I heard a bit of them all but BrokenCYDE I could only tolerate for 15 seconds. I'd rather listen to St. Anger and Risk than those horrible excuses of music.

Risk? What's that? (I propably will regret this question...)

I'm sure talking to Wi/Ht?'ers in a chat room will make you feel better. Would you say no to talking to myself, Coop, Auz, Rohan, reverend, gfox (hah), Sir-Nuts and others all at once?

I talk to you guys here. Except for Mr. Fox of course.

You are but it's not live and you should know almost everything is better when it's live. I said almost because of DragonForce.

DragonForce used to be awesome when playing live.

Maybe I'm a bigger Simpsons fan than you are. :P

Yeah, I guess so. ^^

Which is funny considering you're more tolerant towards the newer episodes.

It's because my taste is better than yours. :P

However, I love the oldies a lot. So many classics, so many fond memories.

Yeah, some great episodes there, but some shitty ones as well.

Oh wow, that's a great birthday present, especially when you'll be getting the sword.

Yeah, the sword is awesome. But I like the flail on level 43 even better. That's two great icons (actually three, the hammer I have now is good as well) in a row!

Actually, it's seven awesome icons in a row from the hammer to the golden gauntlet. However, if I had to choose only two out of them all, it'll be the sword and the scythe.

The gauntlet sucks. :P

It has everything to do with you. He wasn't sure why he said it's awesome which lead me to think you bribed him to call it awesome.

I didn't bribe him anyway. He thinks it's awesome because that's what it is.

I'm sure if you weren't around, he'd be complaining about having the shitblade for a while. Surely he can't wait until he gets the nunchucks.

The nunchucks are better than the awesomeblade. But the blade is still awesome.

Rev needs to wrestle with the grass; congrats to:
vader316 - 27k B/P
DrHood - 18k Exp
mothballs - Corporal
HeavyTank - Captain

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At 7/25/10 03:37 PM, Haggard wrote: 19 people died at the Love Parade in Duisburg yesterday. This really sucks.

Yeah I saw that on the news. Sad stuff.

At 7/26/10 08:15 AM, Bahamut wrote: Dammit, looks like it won't work out after all. How about 13th/14th August? Yes, that's just before Clock Day but I think it's good timing.

Heh, I don't plan that far ahead. I'm sure it's good for me.

Too bad, I'm showing it to you whether you like it or not. However, I've censored this for the public. I'll keep the artwork in all its beauty to myself. ;)

Hey that's not too bad considering the dude was drunk when he made it. And now I will splash my eyes with beach to try and unsee it. :P

29,000 Saves!

Only 1,000 to go and I am SC on saves alone. :O

Just broke the 19k saves... I wish I had at least 10 k blames....

More coming up later.

At 7/25/10 05:35 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/24/10 03:28 PM, Auz wrote: Lol. Your wimpy review modding powers are no match for my icon modding skills ;)

We'll just see about that *permabans*

*turns Coops icons into blurry .jpeg images*

There, how do you like me now eh? >=|

Plus icon mods have far more sex appeal.

orly?

In a survey of 1 Gagsy, that may be true, but in a survey of lots more people, it's unlikely to stand up :P

Gagsy leads the General forum, therefore she speaks for 3/4th of the BBS users.

At 7/25/10 11:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/24/10 03:28 PM, Auz wrote:

At 7/23/10 05:49 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Lol. Your wimpy review modding powers are no match for my icon modding skills ;)

Plus icon mods have far more sex appeal.

I suppose I can take credit for the sex appeal. After all, you've all seen me in the nude. ;)

Since only Gagsy filled in the survey, I guess it's mostly because of you.

At 7/23/10 07:59 AM, Bahamut wrote:

I know, but congrats lists can just add those extra 10 minutes I don't have you know.

Whatever the reason is, at least we care more about replying than congrats lists. Those who hardly reply to posts around here could do with talking more often. By not taking as much part in the discussions we have here, they do feel out of place.

Well lately I've been with my girlfriend a lot since it's summerholiday and all and I can't really go isolate myself from her and be on Newgrounds for long times nonstop, can I? It wouldn't be very nice towards her, so that's why I'm trying to save some time by not making congrats lists.

And yeah it would be nice if those people also talked a bit every now and again, but hey... everybody is free to make lists.

Nope, sending them by mail will do thank you. You're the one who wants to make me a Futurama fan after all ;)

Uhh, I don't know your address. So yeah, even if I wanted to go over there, I'd have to find your house. On the bright side, I have your name so that'll make the search slightly easier.

It'll be the one marked with a big, red X. Shouldn't be too hard to find for you, considering Holland isn't that big.

You gonna give us your autograph too? Or a burn mark perhaps? That could make an awesome tattoo (if I tell that it was burned in by a dragon).

You people want autographs? Sure, if you think I'm that worthy. As for the burn marks, I don't want to hurt you. Even if I tried to make it as tame as possible, I'm not sure if you could stand the heat.

But third degree burn marks is only gonna make it more hardcore.

Wait I know! I should make some videos and put them in youtube!

Just don't put double speed effect on your videos on Windows Movie Maker.

But... I thought people liked that :(

Er... Tiamat?

No, that's the name I'd have if I was a woman which I'm clearly not.

Maybe if you crossdressed as well, but... since you're wearing no clothes =/

Would've been a great mindfuck but alas.

I suggest you tie her up in a chair, pull a towel over her head and pour some water over her. That'll make her speak up.

You won't believe what she admitted to me on Stickam. She planned to kidnap me! The only thing that foiled her plan was having to meet up with my sister when I'm ready to head back. On the other hand, if she kidnaps me, we'll at least have a talk about a few things.

Oh yeah, I have a screenshot below to prove her plans.

Keeping you as a pet dragon? Bahamut is no humans pet!

Poorly explained indeed. Were they even explained in the game at all?

Actually, it was. I remember somewhere in Dali they had the card games explained but again, it wasn't very clear.

Not even in Treno where you have to play the card tournament? =/

But I agree, FFIX was a really good Final Fantasy and my personal favorite. I just loved the cutscenes with you kicking ass at the Iifa Tree and in Alexandria (and you getting your ass kicked by Alexander).

By personal favourite, does this mean it's your very favourite Final Fantasy game? I can't argue with that, although there are a few things that bring this game down for me and makes it my third favourite FF game.

Yes it is my favorite, but I have to admit that the only ones I've played start to finish from the main series are I, VII, VIII and IX. I almost finished VI too, but my savefile was corrupted just before I wanted to go to Kefka's castle and I just thought fuck it. It's too bad because now I feel like I have never really gotten the full experience of that game.

Anyway I wasn't as impressed by 7 as you were. Whatever Cloud and Sephiroth had never really appealed to me and it made the story kinda vague sometimes. After playing through the game twice I still do not really understand what the hell was up with those... 'fake' Sephiroths at the beginning of the game and what the purpose of those hooded people was. The vague story is pretty much the main thing that bothered me, for the rest I can't deny that it's a good game though. There were plenty of things I still liked about the game.

As for those battle scenes, they were sure epic but I was most unhappy when Alexander beat me. However, at least I burned down Alexandria before I was defeated.

And you made Kuja bleed which is like: OMG :o

Never played Oblivion, but I suppose it is manageable although you would perhaps need those Vit +60% from your GF's very badly. Are those allowed in a no junction game by the way? I can't remember if they were in the junction screens or not.

Haha, Oblivion has a different level system to the Final Fantasy games. In Oblivion, levels are determined by skills. For example, you have a skill for Athletics which goes by how much you've traveled and the higher your Athletics Skills are, the faster you'll run/swim.

The other thing about Oblivion's level system is how the main level is done. You choose seven major skills to choose from and increasing levels in them will progress with your main level. The minor skills will help you gain additional boost in stats like Strength, Endurance, etc so it's good to raise levels for minor skills for the attribute boosts.

I'm aware you're not too familiar with Oblivion or The Elder Scrolls in general and if you have a kickass computer and have tons of free time (you're going to need over 150 hours to do everything), I highly recommend it. I spent over 160 hours on that game and it was well worth it, especially when I just turned down the in-game music and listened to power/folk metal all the way through. \m/

Well I just bought myself a brand new laptop, but 150 hours? That's waaaaaay too much for me man. It would take me about a full year before I have accumulated that much game time. Maybe if I was still in highschool I might've been able to commit myself to a game like that, but nowadays I got too many other things to do.

We must never get married then. Bros before hoes! (and more of that shit)

Haggard plans to get married this year so we'll be missing him soon enough.

Shit! We gotta stop that wedding!

Heh, I've seen pictures of cats and birds that got along very well, but I wouldn't take that risk with your bird.

It's bad enough when our neighbour has a cat. Although it's more interested in the rats we've had, I don't ever want that cat to get close to Sky, especially when a friend of mine had a fatal trouble with her budgie thanks to one of her cats.

Yeah cats can be a bunch of mean bastards. Sometimes they kill birds just for fun.

Yeah, but he first got famous via other websites, right?

No, James Rolfe got popular on YouTube. No-one knew him beforehand but now he's more on GameTrailers as well as his own site. His YouTube channel just gets uploads of older reviews as well as trailers.

I see. I thought he got popular on some other side first and then went to youtube to showcase his work (like Spooney).

At 7/25/10 11:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/24/10 03:28 PM, Auz wrote:

Hey, that's a great idea! I'm sure a dragon shredding on a guitar is something worth hearing. Now we're getting somewhere. However, that just leaves us with the art portal. The only Wi/Ht? art mod is BlueHippo but he's been MIA for ages now.

I like the sound of "DRAGONMETAL!!!! RAAAAAWWRR", although we gotta find some creative use for that triangle of mine =/

My advice is to play it like crazy.

Yes, and maybe I should put an amplifier on it. Surely that's gonna sound awesome.

So we got Coop on the drums, me on an amplified triangle, Bahamut shredding his guitar and doing the grunting and roaring... what should Haggard do? Shall we let him play the synthesizer or should he play the saxophone for that jazz element in our music?

Also, I'm sure we can import Luis from Mexico and let him work for us. Then we'll have the art portal covered too.

I'll be seeing Luis soon enough so maybe me and Coop and make some arrangements with him while we're in London. ;)

You should do that.

Flying backwards might be difficult, and I suppose you don't have an autopilot installed on yourself.

I don't even know how to fly backwards. As for autopilot, we're not machines, you know.

Maybe we can turn you into... Meta-Bahamut? Autopilot and GPS will be pretty handy in order to find my house and drop some DVD packages. Not to mention I could install some rockets so that you won't have to fly yourself anymore.

Bah, he doesn't have the balls to take what's rightfully his.

But what can he do in the art portal? Well, audio portal has a place for him to share his voice acting talent.

Uhm... delete submissions that are better than his own? I don't know, it's about the idea of being in control over every part of the site.

At 7/25/10 01:01 PM, reverend wrote:

At 7/24/10 03:28 PM, Auz wrote: Well when you throw lots of sauce on it, you can make almost anything taste alright.

So what is the point of eating it if you have to mask it's flavor. I'm sure Styrofoam tastes good with lots of sauce on it as well. :P

Yeah, but it's about the healthiness of what you're eating as well :p Plenty of healthy food tastes like crap, but if you can mask their flavor by pouring a shitload of sauce on them... why not?

And I agree. Soy milk tastes a little funny, although there are some products with soy milk in them that also taste pretty good.

I can see cooking with soy milk. Any recipes that would call for it should be fine, but straight up ... nah.

I wouldn't even make a white russian with it, but I can imagine it might be good on rice and such.

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Three stars, two more to go. :)

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