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At 7/21/10 12:45 AM, ThePigeonMaster wrote: Thanks rev, means a lot. Although she has been nice for now, but as I said to the others, she now got some problems at walking and at talking. Me and my family gotta be with her all time possible from now.

Just keep hoping for the best.

I personally don't have family member that old in my family at the moment. Come to think of it, I don't think there has been anybody past the 80's barrier as of yet.

At 7/21/10 04:02 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, I didn't get a gun pointed at my head, if that's what you're on about :P

Well of course not, since you don't have guns and the Second Amendment over there. I was wondering if you guys are horrible drivers in general who insult each other constantly and drive the wrong way in the parking garage entrance. :P

At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote: And he went to many meets last year? I mean, there was three London meets in 2009.

Did he go to all three of them? I guess he can afford it pulling down a NG Staff salary plus his ad revenue for all the games and movies he has made.

6,000 posts. You'll see me in here again tomorrow with a new level icon.

*Trying really hard to fit this in one post...*

Sorry, again no congrats list guys.

At 7/19/10 01:59 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/19/10 01:55 PM, Auz wrote: I just meant I wanna stay as active as I can here and not only drop in every now and again because I'm too busy with moderating and stuff.

lol, I wouldn't say it's because I'm too busy with modding; I just don't spend as much time on NG as I did in my prime. Life will one day get the better of us all.

Yeah... sadly :(

At 7/20/10 04:05 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/19/10 01:10 PM, Auz wrote: After we become pentamods, all we gotta do is make sure we hold 51% of NG's stocks. I'm pretty sure we can convince Stamper to sell his for a packet of cigarettes and some Japanese Streetfigher porn DVDs.

"Aha! The sandwich pays off for the hungry investor! *munches* Oh no! I'm ruined *bawls*"

*Googles*

I should watch more Futurama =/

At 7/11/10 05:45 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Pssh Blackjack. Russian Texas Hold'Em is what we play in our lounge.

Russian Texas Hold'em? That's a new one on me.

It's a mix of Russian Roulette and Texas Hold'em. Now that's a game for real men.

And you can have tigerkitty. She's been in a state of artificial coma for months now anyway. Carmilla is much more pleasant female company and seeing Bahamut hanging around the minibar all drunk is quite a show ;)

Ah, but Carmilla is neutral in this - she's BBS, like me :P

Nope, she's cheating on you behind your back man. She's going with us icon mods ;)

At 7/20/10 09:02 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/19/10 01:10 PM, Auz wrote:

At 7/18/10 12:34 PM, Bahamut wrote:

Ah no I haven't heard of the place actually until you mentioned it now and I looked it up. We did go to the Oxford Circus area once, but I had no idea there was a huge media store there. Bummer, but I'll remember it for next time.

Dammit! *facepalm* Alright, NEXT TIME!

I think I better make a list of all the things I ought to do next time... :|

Maybe, but I'm sure my gf would want to go too and I doubt she's interested in an NG meet up :p

Just say there's a dragon going. I'm sure that's something to see in London.

Might work, although I don't know anything about her interests in dragons. Maybe if you were vegan, she'd love to see the only vegan dragon on earth.

At 7/18/10 12:36 PM, Bahamut wrote:

Yeah you're right. Despite our statwhore image, we may very well be the laziest slackers on the NG forums.

Yet NEVR claimed I do more work than the average Newgrounder. I think the site is full of slackers.

I suppose we're all unemployed except for you :p

Yeah I mean Bahamut with a fab aura... if there was one thing that would fuck with my mind... :p

You may as well forget it and prepare to get mindfucked when I change to dark.

I guess Bahamut with fab aura = never gonna happen. Sorry guys, I tried... :(

I thought it would. Ah well, maybe you can come up with better ways to die.

I could name a few... hundred.

Name one.

Getting beaten to death by a little girl with a lollipop would be more honorable.

Yeah you do that. Being the #1 enemy of the Wi/Ht?, we need some double agents to keep an eye on her.

She claims to not dislike the Wi/Ht? but can we trust her?

Not one bit. She must be setting up an organization to infiltrate our forum and overthrow our established order.

Well it's only a small part of the game, that's true. But he did dedicate an entire episode about it. He was right though that the rules changing all the time was really fucked up. I always just restarted the game as soon as crappy rules started to spread. Take All was fine, but the Random rule and the flipped cards are yours rule... fuck those.

Oh yeah, I can't forget those rulings. Now THAT I really hated. Infact, I went as far as making sure those rules were abolished in most regions when I played it.

Yeah. I mean the Plus and Same rule were okay as they added a little extra depth to the game (although they could really screw you over sometimes). The Open rule was kinda handy, but I always just tried to keep it as basic as possible because once you had five rules going on you knew you were gonna get fucked every time on the last card.

Lol. It was fairly addicting I suppose, although the music could get on your nerves.

It did but I ended up listening to something else in the meantime. It may be Nobuo Uematsu's music but you can't listen to some of his tracks for hours on end. Same thing happened when I was grinding in FFX. The music overall isn't great and when I got fed up with it, I just listened to something else.

Yeah you can always turn it off and listen to something else I suppose. And it's not Uematsu's fault, the game required a loop and loops always get annoying after the 1000th time.

Yes exactly. Although getting to level 100 didn't mean all that much if you didn't have good spells to attach to your stats.

I'm pretty sure you could get through the game just fine. I mean, there's those No Junction challenges, right?

Oh yes, people do them. But I believe you will have a very hard time at the final boss unless you prepare yourself well with getting the right items and such. And you gotta avoid those Malboro's and Ruby Dragons like the plague.

I would not recommend it to any non-expert player.

Lol :p

Only thing is, we'd all have to pay hundreds of euros/pounds for plane tickets and hotels while we could've held the meet up much closer to our homes.

Of course but I'm sure gfox would demand it...Wait, he's hardly relevant these days.

Yeah where is that guy anyway? I knew he showed up a lot last summer, but I haven't seen him since... the wedding.

Haha yes I bet the staff are just playing street fighter most of the day. What a dreamjob they must have.

That and making news posts about cats. What's with all these cats recently?

I haven't noticed any of that yet.

Hell yeah! Go right ahead and say you like Justin Bieber. I FUCKING DARE YOU! Not once will it bother me.

Who? :p

Are you serious? If so, you are a very lucky person.

I've seen people drop his name a few times on the BBS, but for the rest I don't really know him. I never watch MTV, if that makes me not knowing him more logical...

At 7/18/10 09:44 AM, Auz wrote:

Damn :(

No more nude swimming in the pool I guess.

Wait what? Why did it matter in the first place? There were already minors in the icon mod team in the first place. It doesn't matter to me who's there since I'm nude all the time. :P

They are minors? Shit, they told me they were 18. Dragons are allowed to walk around nude, but I can't go exposing myself to minors =/

After we become pentamods, all we gotta do is make sure we hold 51% of NG's stocks. I'm pretty sure we can convince Stamper to sell his for a packet of cigarettes and some Japanese Streetfigher porn DVDs.

Now I'm convinced that it won't be so hard to take over NG. However, I'm not still not buying your pentamod idea.

Well how else do you suppose we get a bigger say in NG's business plans?

Pssh Blackjack. Russian Texas Hold'Em is what we play in our lounge.

And you can have tigerkitty. She's been in a state of artificial coma for months now anyway. Carmilla is much more pleasant female company and seeing Bahamut hanging around the minibar all drunk is quite a show ;)

Everyone loves me when I'm drunk so it's no surprise. Hell, I can even post updates when drunk.

Hmm... Maybe you are just drunk for human standards but not for dragon standards. I bet dragons can drink at least twice as much beer without feeling a damn thing.

At 7/19/10 01:18 PM, Auz wrote: Oh and I just passed 20,000 blams.

Congrats on that big achievement. Get twice as much as that and you'll overtake me in blams.

Thanks.

Yeah... I'm gonna need a few extra years for that if that's okay with you.

Looks like I'll be needing a second post...

At 7/20/10 11:05 AM, Fro wrote:

At 7/19/10 09:51 AM, michelinman wrote:

Yeah. *alerts authorities*

They are the authorities. D:

I bet you're wondering now why michelinman hasn't showed up the past few days >:)

At 7/20/10 11:59 AM, reverend wrote:

At 7/19/10 01:10 PM, Auz wrote: Local food? Well not really. We went to lots of vegan restaurants in London, but I don't suppose you could say that that is local food.

I did have some butter and toast for breakfast one day, and tea and biscuits but that was about it. For the rest I don't really know much about the Great-British kitchen.

Me neither; I guess fish and chips might be one staple, shepherd's pie might be another, but I was hoping you tried something exotic.

Lol, one evening we really wanted to eat some chips but oddly enough we searched for hours and couldn't find a single fish and chips anywhere. It's much easier to find chips in Holland, I can tell ya.

Also, my gf mentioned shepherds pie to me a few times as typically British indeed, so we had some a couple of days ago. I gotta say, it was pretty good but I always eat my vegetables and potatoes mashed so it wasn't much new for me (except for the (vegan) meat I guess).

And exotic? Like what? Trying vegan food is adventurous enough for me already.

Also I'm happy to be among the first 100 to reach this, even though 20k is generally not such a special number.

Heh, I'm going to reach EGSC before I even get close to 15k Blams let alone 20k. It really has become a lost art, so to say.

True. Every 10,000th blam is a rarity nowadays.

At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/21/10 04:02 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Yes, you and NEVR are sane. However, I can't be counted out just because I'm only an icon mod. Infact, I'll include Ismael, ThePigeonMaster and Sir-Nuts as well. We know how to remain calm.

It's the gold - it goes to our heads :P

But you seem pretty cool. As for Auz, he's a mad man. A MAD MAN!

Coop just seems cool on the outside. He know he wants to take over NG just as badly as I do.

You passed 10000 Total Points. Bodacious!

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Ack, work sucks. I giggled to myself when to Middle-Eastern men bought a lot of bulbs, a lot of powerful washing accesories, as well as a ton of batteries. Anyone else would freak out about that.

Aaaanyway, I'mma hit the sack now. Brother's going away tomorrow, so I've got the entire house to myself till Sunday. Maybe Saturday. Guess I'll throw a party. Might as well when I have the opportunity.

At 7/20/10 03:03 AM, ThePigeonMaster wrote: 2.- My grandma has been very grave these days. When I thought she was getting well of his head seizure, she got quite bad again so don't expect to see me very active here until some days before my birthday.

Sorry to hear it, man. Hope it works out for her and you.

At 7/20/10 04:05 AM, Coop83 wrote: As I watched his blood pressure rise, a gap appeared in the traffic and, not wanting to hold up the flow, I drove off.

Was he fat? I can imagine a huge bald man slowly turning tomato red.

At 7/20/10 09:02 AM, Bahamut wrote: Not a problem, most of the kids will be on their computers anyway at that time. Maybe you can get on at 10PM your time?

Shouldn't be a problem at all. I never go to sleep before midnight, whether I've got work or not. Just say the date and I'll be there with my American-Norwegian accent.

At 7/20/10 11:05 AM, Fro wrote:

:Aw, I think it's cute when your mother tucks you in at bed. :)

Nice and tight, just the way I like it. ;)

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At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/21/10 04:02 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/20/10 09:02 AM, Bahamut wrote: Now I'm convinced that it won't be so hard to take over NG. However, I'm not still not buying your pentamod idea.

Unless I can evolve more heads and arms overnight, I'm not going to be able to do this. Simple as that.

And we of course know when enough is enough.

Do we? Ah yes, enough was one Matrix movie - now we have two sequels and what appears to be some sort of redux / tribute :P

What better a way to show people how The Matrix should have panned out, than by taking away Keanu Reeves and replacing him with Leo DiCaprio - an equally wooden, if not actually worse performance was gained. I may have perceived it as worse, because he is allegedly a better actor

Yes, you and NEVR are sane. However, I can't be counted out just because I'm only an icon mod. Infact, I'll include Ismael, ThePigeonMaster and Sir-Nuts as well. We know how to remain calm.

It's the gold - it goes to our heads :P

But you seem pretty cool. As for Auz, he's a mad man. A MAD MAN!

He's not man - the Dutch are always like that :P

At 7/21/10 12:15 PM, reverend wrote:

At 7/21/10 04:02 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, I didn't get a gun pointed at my head, if that's what you're on about :P

Well of course not, since you don't have guns and the Second Amendment over there.

And yet, we still have gun crime. Derrick Bird and Raoul Moat within weeks of one another.

I was wondering if you guys are horrible drivers in general who insult each other constantly and drive the wrong way in the parking garage entrance. :P

Well, I probably come under that number - I drive in the "exit" of the car park every morning, as the rules of the road don't apply off the public highway. Plus, I can get closer to the exit by doing this, so I spend as little time (and fuel) as possible to get away from work.

At 7/21/10 02:09 PM, Auz wrote:

At 7/20/10 04:05 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/19/10 01:10 PM, Auz wrote: After we become pentamods, all we gotta do is make sure we hold 51% of NG's stocks. I'm pretty sure we can convince Stamper to sell his for a packet of cigarettes and some Japanese Streetfigher porn DVDs.

"Aha! The sandwich pays off for the hungry investor! *munches* Oh no! I'm ruined *bawls*"

*Googles*

I should watch more Futurama =/

Yes, you should.

At 7/11/10 05:45 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Pssh Blackjack. Russian Texas Hold'Em is what we play in our lounge.

Russian Texas Hold'em? That's a new one on me.

It's a mix of Russian Roulette and Texas Hold'em. Now that's a game for real men.

Real men? Zapp would probably be all in here.

And you can have tigerkitty. She's been in a state of artificial coma for months now anyway. Carmilla is much more pleasant female company and seeing Bahamut hanging around the minibar all drunk is quite a show ;)

Ah, but Carmilla is neutral in this - she's BBS, like me :P

Nope, she's cheating on you behind your back man. She's going with us icon mods ;)

*sigh* fine *picks up phone* Hi Renaenae. I know that you're an Art Mod and everything, but do you fancy coming to an exclusive BBS / Review mod party? Cool.

At 7/21/10 06:17 PM, Soapbubble wrote:

At 7/20/10 04:05 AM, Coop83 wrote: As I watched his blood pressure rise, a gap appeared in the traffic and, not wanting to hold up the flow, I drove off.

Was he fat? I can imagine a huge bald man slowly turning tomato red.

He was a small person. His large woolly jumper made him look a little bigger, but it only accentuated his middle aged spread.

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If you haven't heard already, I'm going to the NG London Meet in August!

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At 7/21/10 08:52 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: If I didn't think Tommy Wiseau was a douchebag before, I do now (hope I don't get sued for that :P)

Oh hi Rohan.

At 7/20/10 09:00 AM, Bahamut wrote: Of course I will. I'll take it on the General regulars. As for Gagsy, I don't know anymore.

Search your feelings young Bahamut.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART GAGSY!

Hey, that's a thought. I'll actually meet Gagsy in person at the London Meet. This will be interesting.

Now why would I want to mega flare the Dark Knight? If I ever saw him, I'd give him a pat on the back.

It was more as a response to him not forgiving you after you apologised :P

Oh, I'm sure Batman would be cool no matter what, even if seeing a dragon will be strange to him.

At 7/21/10 09:05 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote: But I won't feel safe there. You may but I won't.

You are a dragon, dammit. Why should a dragon feel unsafe on a campinground?

I need to keep my treasure safe. :P

No because it's not even possible to put people in blenders.

You just need a blender that's big enough.

You realise if you put someone in a blender, they'll die, right?

You could try a good band and it still won't work.

You know that you just admitted that Manowar isn't a good band? :P

Nope, I meant any good band, Manowar included. If you really want to put a band in a blender, make sure it's one that sucks so they'll cease to exist.

But in Stickam, it'll be live and we'll all be there together.

Yeah, but then I have to keep an eye on the chat all the time and can't do anything else at my computer.

No, you can still quickly check the BBS and the portal while you're there.

That's a good thought. It does save me a lot of disappointment but then again, when was the last time I had any expectations for The Simpsons?

Like, 10 years ago?

Yeah, 10 years sounds about right. Season 11 was when they started to go downhill.

At 7/21/10 12:15 PM, reverend wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote: And he went to many meets last year? I mean, there was three London meets in 2009.

Did he go to all three of them? I guess he can afford it pulling down a NG Staff salary plus his ad revenue for all the games and movies he has made.

Yep, he went to all three. The amount of money he's spending to go to all these meet ups is a lot more than the amount of money I've spent on concerts this year.

At 7/21/10 02:09 PM, Auz wrote: *Trying really hard to fit this in one post...*

Sorry, again no congrats list guys.

You don't need to make congrats lists, just be like myself and Haggard.

At 7/20/10 04:05 AM, Coop83 wrote: "Aha! The sandwich pays off for the hungry investor! *munches* Oh no! I'm ruined *bawls*"

*Googles*

I should watch more Futurama =/

Yes, you should. Infact, whoever isn't a Futurama fan here must be one. Me and Coop will provide free DVDs for you.

At 7/20/10 09:02 AM, Bahamut wrote: Dammit! *facepalm* Alright, NEXT TIME!

I think I better make a list of all the things I ought to do next time... :|

Hopefully there's plenty more reasons to go to London again.

Just say there's a dragon going. I'm sure that's something to see in London.

Might work, although I don't know anything about her interests in dragons. Maybe if you were vegan, she'd love to see the only vegan dragon on earth.

Sorry, I'm not a vegan. Still, isn't a dragon of any kind worth seeing?

Yet NEVR claimed I do more work than the average Newgrounder. I think the site is full of slackers.

I suppose we're all unemployed except for you :p

Too bad I can't spend that money on taking care of you all. If you get thrown out on the streets, that's your fault.

You may as well forget it and prepare to get mindfucked when I change to dark.

I guess Bahamut with fab aura = never gonna happen. Sorry guys, I tried... :(

You know what'd be even more of a mindfuck? If I completely change my name. Now THAT is something no-one would ever get over.

Name one.

Getting beaten to death by a little girl with a lollipop would be more honorable.

Nah, I'd much rather be killed by a dragon shoving his sword dick up my ass.

She claims to not dislike the Wi/Ht? but can we trust her?

Not one bit. She must be setting up an organization to infiltrate our forum and overthrow our established order.

That's it, she's trying to bring down the forum starting with breaking my heart.

Oh yeah, I can't forget those rulings. Now THAT I really hated. Infact, I went as far as making sure those rules were abolished in most regions when I played it.

Yeah. I mean the Plus and Same rule were okay as they added a little extra depth to the game (although they could really screw you over sometimes).

The Same rule made sense but I could never get over Plus.

I still find it funny that despite all I've said about Triple Triad, I'll still take it over FFIX's Tetra Master any day of the week.

It did but I ended up listening to something else in the meantime. It may be Nobuo Uematsu's music but you can't listen to some of his tracks for hours on end. Same thing happened when I was grinding in FFX. The music overall isn't great and when I got fed up with it, I just listened to something else.

Yeah you can always turn it off and listen to something else I suppose. And it's not Uematsu's fault, the game required a loop and loops always get annoying after the 1000th time.

Exactly, after a while, I need to listen to something else or I may lose my sanity.

I'm pretty sure you could get through the game just fine. I mean, there's those No Junction challenges, right?

Oh yes, people do them. But I believe you will have a very hard time at the final boss unless you prepare yourself well with getting the right items and such. And you gotta avoid those Malboro's and Ruby Dragons like the plague.

I would not recommend it to any non-expert player.

Indeed and playing through the game at level 100 most of the time should be manageable as well. This goes back to my point that the level up system in FFVIII is silly.

Of course but I'm sure gfox would demand it...Wait, he's hardly relevant these days.

Yeah where is that guy anyway? I knew he showed up a lot last summer, but I haven't seen him since... the wedding.

Ha, he said his marriage wouldn't affect his posting habits one bit. He was so wrong.

That and making news posts about cats. What's with all these cats recently?

I haven't noticed any of that yet.

First it was cast/cats and now Tom Fulp's news post about cats.

Are you serious? If so, you are a very lucky person.

I've seen people drop his name a few times on the BBS, but for the rest I don't really know him. I never watch MTV, if that makes me not knowing him more logical...

Actually, he became popular on YouTube...

Wait what? Why did it matter in the first place? There were already minors in the icon mod team in the first place. It doesn't matter to me who's there since I'm nude all the time. :P

They are minors? Shit, they told me they were 18. Dragons are allowed to walk around nude, but I can't go exposing myself to minors =/

You really thought some of those kids looked 18? No way they were but that doesn't stop me from walking around naked. I don't think anyone has complained about seeing a dragon cock around here.

Now I'm convinced that it won't be so hard to take over NG. However, I'm not still not buying your pentamod idea.

Well how else do you suppose we get a bigger say in NG's business plans?

Well, how do you suppose we even become pentamods? Now that's the good question. You realise the closest we have to a Wi/Ht?'er on the audio mod team is AllReligiousDrunk, right?

Everyone loves me when I'm drunk so it's no surprise. Hell, I can even post updates when drunk.

Hmm... Maybe you are just drunk for human standards but not for dragon standards. I bet dragons can drink at least twice as much beer without feeling a damn thing.

Actually, that's right. Along with many awesome things they can do, they also have a higher tolerance for alcohol.

Congrats on that big achievement. Get twice as much as that and you'll overtake me in blams.

Thanks.

Yeah... I'm gonna need a few extra years for that if that's okay with you.

Sure thing. Well, that's if we'll be here for that long.

At 7/21/10 02:22 PM, Auz wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote: But you seem pretty cool. As for Auz, he's a mad man. A MAD MAN!

Coop just seems cool on the outside. He know he wants to take over NG just as badly as I do.

At least he knows when enough is enough.

At 7/21/10 06:17 PM, Soapbubble wrote:

At 7/20/10 09:02 AM, Bahamut wrote: Not a problem, most of the kids will be on their computers anyway at that time. Maybe you can get on at 10PM your time?

Shouldn't be a problem at all. I never go to sleep before midnight, whether I've got work or not. Just say the date and I'll be there with my American-Norwegian accent.

Well, it'll be this Saturday.

At 7/22/10 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote: And we of course know when enough is enough.

Do we? Ah yes, enough was one Matrix movie - now we have two sequels and what appears to be some sort of redux / tribute :P

What better a way to show people how The Matrix should have panned out, than by taking away Keanu Reeves and replacing him with Leo DiCaprio - an equally wooden, if not actually worse performance was gained. I may have perceived it as worse, because he is allegedly a better actor

And what does this have to do with taking over NG again?

But you seem pretty cool. As for Auz, he's a mad man. A MAD MAN!

He's not man - the Dutch are always like that :P

No, he's a mad man. There's no other explanation to his recent behaviour.

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At 7/21/10 02:22 PM, Auz wrote: Lol, one evening we really wanted to eat some chips but oddly enough we searched for hours and couldn't find a single fish and chips anywhere. It's much easier to find chips in Holland, I can tell ya.

Really? I thought the would be everywhere on each corner, especially in London.

And exotic? Like what? Trying vegan food is adventurous enough for me already.

Yeah, vegan food and lifestyle is too exotic for me. I prefer to eat the real deal when it comes to food, not that I can find any vegan food stores where I live anyways.

At 7/22/10 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: And yet, we still have gun crime. Derrick Bird and Raoul Moat within weeks of one another.

People are going to find ways to murder each other, no matter how strict gun laws are.

Well, I probably come under that number - I drive in the "exit" of the car park every morning, as the rules of the road don't apply off the public highway. . .

The things done for a parking spot. I'm sure your car insurance company would love to hear that. Ha!
I guess all in all English driver are pretty good, right? I'm not sure how big your town/city is so I can really compare to my region or any of the major cities but I can say that Dallas/Ft Worth is pretty horrible.

At 7/22/10 08:13 AM, Bahamut wrote: If you haven't heard already, I'm going to the NG London Meet in August!

Awesome!

Yep, he went to all three. The amount of money he's spending to go to all these meet ups is a lot more than the amount of money I've spent on concerts this year.

I can imagine unless ... NG has their own corporate jet. ;)

Despite medal points being apparently randomly taken away for no known reason, I have earned over 50,000 medal points according to NGLogs. And that's the last milestone I was chasing before vanishing into the aether for a while.

Cheers

77,000 B/P

Slowly closing in on Rule, but he's keeping it real. 18th is merely 10 days away at current pace...

At 7/22/10 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/21/10 04:02 AM, Coop83 wrote: It's the gold - it goes to our heads :P

But you seem pretty cool. As for Auz, he's a mad man. A MAD MAN!

He's not man - the Dutch are always like that :P

It's the living below sea level thing mate.

Ah, but Carmilla is neutral in this - she's BBS, like me :P

Nope, she's cheating on you behind your back man. She's going with us icon mods ;)

*sigh* fine *picks up phone* Hi Renaenae. I know that you're an Art Mod and everything, but do you fancy coming to an exclusive BBS / Review mod party? Cool.

Hi Renaenae, would you mind coming to an awesome icon mod exclusive party? What? You were in dire need of an excuse to blow off that lame review mod party Coop invited you to? You're welcome. I'll see you there!

At 7/22/10 08:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/21/10 02:09 PM, Auz wrote: *Trying really hard to fit this in one post...*

Sorry, again no congrats list guys.

You don't need to make congrats lists, just be like myself and Haggard.

I think I will for the time being.

At 7/20/10 04:05 AM, Coop83 wrote: "Aha! The sandwich pays off for the hungry investor! *munches* Oh no! I'm ruined *bawls*"

*Googles*

I should watch more Futurama =/

Yes, you should. Infact, whoever isn't a Futurama fan here must be one. Me and Coop will provide free DVDs for you.

Free DVDs? Not gonna say no to that. Bring them over!

At 7/20/10 09:02 AM, Bahamut wrote:

I think I better make a list of all the things I ought to do next time... :|

Hopefully there's plenty more reasons to go to London again.

Yes there are plenty of reasons to go back to London for me and my gf can't wait to go back there.

Might work, although I don't know anything about her interests in dragons. Maybe if you were vegan, she'd love to see the only vegan dragon on earth.

Sorry, I'm not a vegan. Still, isn't a dragon of any kind worth seeing?

It sure is a spectacular sight. Since she likes animals so much, I'm sure she'd like to hug you and feed you fake raw meat.

I suppose we're all unemployed except for you :p

Too bad I can't spend that money on taking care of you all. If you get thrown out on the streets, that's your fault.

But theeeyy took 'ur jobs!!! >.<

I guess Bahamut with fab aura = never gonna happen. Sorry guys, I tried... :(

You know what'd be even more of a mindfuck? If I completely change my name. Now THAT is something no-one would ever get over.

0.0

My mind can't even process that thought...

Getting beaten to death by a little girl with a lollipop would be more honorable.

Nah, I'd much rather be killed by a dragon shoving his sword dick up my ass.

That would make you look kinda gay I suppose :p

Not one bit. She must be setting up an organization to infiltrate our forum and overthrow our established order.

That's it, she's trying to bring down the forum starting with breaking my heart.

Watch out for her man! She knows how to wrap men around her finger first and snap them in two just like that. Don't fall for her charms!

Yeah. I mean the Plus and Same rule were okay as they added a little extra depth to the game (although they could really screw you over sometimes).

The Same rule made sense but I could never get over Plus.

I still find it funny that despite all I've said about Triple Triad, I'll still take it over FFIX's Tetra Master any day of the week.

Definitely! I never understood Tetra Master at all. I heard it something to do with weaknesses, but I never saw any logical connections in that game. It seemed completely random to me and I never bothered with that sidequest.

Oh yes, people do them. But I believe you will have a very hard time at the final boss unless you prepare yourself well with getting the right items and such. And you gotta avoid those Malboro's and Ruby Dragons like the plague.

I would not recommend it to any non-expert player.

Indeed and playing through the game at level 100 most of the time should be manageable as well. This goes back to my point that the level up system in FFVIII is silly.

Yeah that might be manageable, but I think your stats won't rise much higher than half the max (around 125) by doing that. You'd need a little more with vitality and spirit if you wanna stay safe.

Yeah where is that guy anyway? I knew he showed up a lot last summer, but I haven't seen him since... the wedding.

Ha, he said his marriage wouldn't affect his posting habits one bit. He was so wrong.

Indeed. Just one tiny little post about how he's doing would be nice. And pics from the bachelor party.

I haven't noticed any of that yet.

First it was cast/cats and now Tom Fulp's news post about cats.

Wait cast/cats rings a bell. Wasn't there a topic in general about that recently? And NEVR posted something like. "I always let my cat do the modding". I didn't know it was turning into such a hype.

I've seen people drop his name a few times on the BBS, but for the rest I don't really know him. I never watch MTV, if that makes me not knowing him more logical...

Actually, he became popular on YouTube...

Oh God... Not another one =/

They are minors? Shit, they told me they were 18. Dragons are allowed to walk around nude, but I can't go exposing myself to minors =/

You really thought some of those kids looked 18? No way they were but that doesn't stop me from walking around naked. I don't think anyone has complained about seeing a dragon cock around here.

Heh, after having a little booze everybody looks 18 to me. And your cock is just a sword so that's natural censoring.

Well how else do you suppose we get a bigger say in NG's business plans?

Well, how do you suppose we even become pentamods? Now that's the good question. You realise the closest we have to a Wi/Ht?'er on the audio mod team is AllReligiousDrunk, right?

Not to worry. We just gotta do some literature and art studies and surely you, me, haggard and Coop could form a band. I mean I'm a pretty good triangle player if I may say so and I heard Coop is a beast on the drums.

Hmm... Maybe you are just drunk for human standards but not for dragon standards. I bet dragons can drink at least twice as much beer without feeling a damn thing.

Actually, that's right. Along with many awesome things they can do, they also have a higher tolerance for alcohol.

And then there's the fact that you're British which makes you even more tolerant to alcohol. Heck I bet you can drink a full barrel of beer and still drive backwards through the center of London without hitting anything.

At 7/21/10 02:22 PM, Auz wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote: But you seem pretty cool. As for Auz, he's a mad man. A MAD MAN!

Coop just seems cool on the outside. He know he wants to take over NG just as badly as I do.

At least he knows when enough is enough.

But why be satisfied with a golden aura if we can have so much more?

At 7/22/10 11:36 AM, reverend wrote:

At 7/21/10 02:22 PM, Auz wrote: Lol, one evening we really wanted to eat some chips but oddly enough we searched for hours and couldn't find a single fish and chips anywhere. It's much easier to find chips in Holland, I can tell ya.

Really? I thought the would be everywhere on each corner, especially in London.

I would expect that too, and I think there is one in every main street, but those main streets can be pretty long.

And exotic? Like what? Trying vegan food is adventurous enough for me already.

Yeah, vegan food and lifestyle is too exotic for me. I prefer to eat the real deal when it comes to food, not that I can find any vegan food stores where I live anyways.

It's probably the one problem I have with becoming a vegan. Some of those meat replacement are actually pretty good and I've had a few which were almost the real deal. I don't mind eating those instead of meat, but overall there's still too little I like.

Since I'm not supporting vegetarianism as much for the reasons I would become a vegetarian, I'll stick with being an omnivore for now =/

At 7/22/10 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/21/10 06:17 PM, Soapbubble wrote:
Was he fat? I can imagine a huge bald man slowly turning tomato red.

He was a small person. His large woolly jumper made him look a little bigger, but it only accentuated his middle aged spread.

Sounds like George Costanza.

Wow, NintendoMadness (a fellow LUL List Maker) is UOTD and he's not here to witness it! :(

At 7/22/10 08:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/21/10 09:05 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:52 AM, Bahamut wrote: But I won't feel safe there. You may but I won't.

You are a dragon, dammit. Why should a dragon feel unsafe on a campinground?

I need to keep my treasure safe. :P

I see. Wouldn't be a good idea to summon a Mega Flare on someone who's standing in front of your treasure, right? I mean, the gold would melt...

No because it's not even possible to put people in blenders.

You just need a blender that's big enough.

You realise if you put someone in a blender, they'll die, right?

Only if they make bad music. ^^

You could try a good band and it still won't work.

You know that you just admitted that Manowar isn't a good band? :P

Nope, I meant any good band, Manowar included. If you really want to put a band in a blender, make sure it's one that sucks so they'll cease to exist.

How about Justin Bieber?

But in Stickam, it'll be live and we'll all be there together.

Yeah, but then I have to keep an eye on the chat all the time and can't do anything else at my computer.

No, you can still quickly check the BBS and the portal while you're there.

Yes, "quickly". But if I do something different that I need to concentrate on, like playing a game? I can't be in a chat room and play a game simultanously.

That's a good thought. It does save me a lot of disappointment but then again, when was the last time I had any expectations for The Simpsons?

Like, 10 years ago?

Yeah, 10 years sounds about right. Season 11 was when they started to go downhill.

I think the newer seasons are better than some of the older ones. But again I can't come up with exact numbers. I only remember there was a time when I didn't watch the Simpsons because the episodes sucked (maybe 12 years ago?). Now I watch them if I get the chance.

UPS were supposed to pick up my Xbox today, before 11pm. It's not 1 am.

Congrats to:
WilhelmTheVampire: Level 28 and Brigadier General
thenewbies: 3,000 Experience
Makeshift: Level 22
gamejunkie: 7 years, 7 months and 7 days on NG and 14,000 saves
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 31,000 Medal Points
chris-marks: 50,000 Medal Points - Aww, why go when you're on such a run?
Yamor: 10,000 posts, 6,000 B/P, 5,000 Saves and 1,000 Blams - Wow.
Coop83: 77,000 B/P

Sigh, time to post and see if this level is a sword or not.

Please don't be a sword (even though it prob is since like every level is a sword).

At 7/23/10 12:03 AM, Xiivi wrote: Sigh, time to post and see if this level is a sword or not.

Please don't be a sword (even though it prob is since like every level is a sword).

Oh okay, it's just a garbage icon instead of a rehash sword. Oh well, an improvement from the last level. Sigh.

8,000 Blams!

Only 2,000 more to go! :)

Level 39, one of my favourites!