Oh, completely forgot that whilst I was away on holiday my account celebrated its 4th birthday.

4 years on teh NGs... here's to another 4 more! ^_^

Congrats to:

SCTE3: 555 Flash Reviews
idiot-buster: 5,555 Posts
dx5231: 10,000 Medal Points; Master Sergeant
PenisFromHell: 1,000 Experience
SPLINTERCELL58: Level 17
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 10,000 Medal Points
Viridis: Level 20
Shaun: 17,000 Experience
Makeshift: 3,000 Medal Points
JonnyTheWinnar: 3,000 Medal Points; Level 10
iscrulz: 33,000 Saves
Soapbubble: Pvt. First Class; 4,000 Medal Points
jmalouin7: 3,000 Experience
MICHhimself: 5,000 Medal Points
Odyssic: 12,000 Saves
tally1989: 6,000 Experience
Aci6: 13,000 B/P
NEVR: 4 Years on NG

1337 total B/P points :P

Thanks for voting, MelodiousOrpheus! Your experience has been automatically deposited!

With that vote, you now have 7,510 experience points. You need 0 more to get to Level 27. The next Grounds Gold day begins in 22 hours, 19 minutes, and 16 seconds.

Coop tries to get accustomed to his new desk in the office, while congratulating:
Odyssic: 12,000 Saves
tally1989: 6,000 Experience
Aci6: 13,000 B/P
dx5231: Master Sergeant
NEVR: 4th NH Berfday
TECh2o: 777 Days on Newgrounds
MelodiusOrpheus: Level 27
Yrtnej: Level 21 - the rest don't count.

At 7/5/09 06:57 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 7/5/09 05:00 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop prepares to become the Overlord once more, while congratulating:

Overlord 1 or Overlord 2?

If you're talking about 2, I have it and I'm enjoying it.

Overlord 2 - I'm busily subduing the village of Nordberg. I get the feeling the writers were watching Naked Gun as some sort of reference for the minions at the time and thought that Nordberg sounded like a good name :P

Also, I intend to purge the world of all of the Hippie Elves. It's what I call Ethical Cleansing :P

At 7/4/09 10:04 AM, Viridis wrote: Level 20! =D
I cant wait for 21, the crowbar is awesome.

Ya I'd take a crowbar over a pipe for sure. LVL 19! Took 10 years!

Well, I just got 8000 total NG stats, according to NG Logs. I also just noticed that I had my fifth NG birthday about three weeks back, which I didn't know.

Just got over 4000 medal points. Man I'm behind the game. Oh well, no great success shall go unrewarded, or something like that.

Congratulations to: -

dx5231 - Master Sergeant
NEVR - 4 Years on NG
TECh2o - 777 Days on NG
MelodiusOrpheus - Level 27
Yrtnej - Level 21

Yesterday I reached 11,000 B/P points (hence reached Praporshchik) and today I reached 11,000 exp points. Awesome.

hoorah I hit level 2

Listening to:

Running Wild - Pile of Skulls

At 7/5/09 01:03 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

At 7/4/09 12:19 PM, Bahamut wrote: Indeed, I would have stopped playing for the time being if I truly lost the saves. Since I haven't, I'll be working on completing most of the asset missions and finishing off the main story. :)

Some of the asset missions are quite fun, others are tedious, and a few are simply unfair (The Driver for the Malibu Club springs to mind...)

The Driver mission didn't seem so bad. Sure, I failed on the first try but with a bit of practice, I can do it.

Yep, two separate tournament, so that's more ideas on the plate.

Any idea of the timeframe? I assume after all the work the ACB took it will be a while before you're motivated enough to set one up.

I plan to have a special tournament whenever GameFAQs announce their next Character Battle. I should be motivated enough then.

At 7/5/09 04:14 PM, NEVR wrote: 4 years on teh NGs... here's to another 4 more! ^_^

Happy 4 years! :)

Finally in the top 600 for experience. My worst rank D:

Right guys, this is it. I've come as far as I ever wanted with posting on the BBS. So the big one is the retirement marker.

Bye.

15,000 Posts

At 7/6/09 02:15 PM, Coop83 wrote: Right guys, this is it. I've come as far as I ever wanted with posting on the BBS. So the big one is the retirement marker.

Bye.

15,000 Posts

Wow; congrats!
But you aren't seriously going to leave, are you?

Saw your post in the C&C lounge

Seems as if I fall back into my "one list every two days" habit I developed earlier this year.

A random quote:
Nigel: "It's very special, because, as you can see--the numbers all go to 11. Right across the board. Eleven, 11. . . .
Marty: "And most amps go up to 10?
Nigel: "Exactly."
Marty: "Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?"
Nigel: "Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not 10. You see, most blokes are going to be playing at 10. You are on 10 here, all the way up... all the way up... you're on 10 on your guitar, where can you go from there? Where?"
Marty: "I don't know."
Nigel: "Nowhere! Exactly! What we do, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? You put it up to 11."
Marty: "Eleven."
Nigel: Exactly. One louder.
Marty: "Why don't you just make 10 louder, and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?"
Nigel: ".......... these go to 11!"

Congrats to:
Soapbubble: Private First Class
jmalouin7: 3,000 Experience
MICHhimself: 5,000 Experience
Odyssic: 12,000 Saves
tally1989: 6,000 Experience
Aci6: 13,000 B/P
dx5231: Master Sergeant
NEVR: 4 Years on NG
TECh2o: 777 Days on NG
AndrewGlisson13: 1,337 B/P
MelodiousOrpheus: Level 27
Yrtnej: Level 21
badseed1: Level 19
Soapbubble: 5 Years on NG
Fion: 11,000 B/P, Praporshchik, 11,000 Experience
milinko959: Top 600 in Experience
SCTE3: 600 Reviews, Major
Coop83: 15,000 Posts

At 7/5/09 05:00 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/4/09 07:13 PM, Haggard wrote: Wow. Half of Germany drowns because of heavy rainfall while the other half still suffers because of too high temperatures.

Quick! Activate the turntable! We must rotate Deutschland exactly 180 degrees! That will solve all of the problems!

It starts to work already.

At 7/5/09 08:54 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/4/09 04:57 PM, iscrulz wrote: 33,000 Saves</Moletalliv>

Not exactly. You needed to use the angry faic expression as well to perfect it. Well, that'd be both Molotov AND Haggard.

Nah, I just took it over from Molotov, so he's the sole inventor.

At 7/6/09 02:15 PM, Coop83 wrote: Right guys, this is it. I've come as far as I ever wanted with posting on the BBS. So the big one is the retirement marker.

Bye.

I don't believe you. :P

At 7/6/09 02:20 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/6/09 02:15 PM, Coop83 wrote: Right guys, this is it. I've come as far as I ever wanted with posting on the BBS. So the big one is the retirement marker.

Bye.

I don't believe you. :P

Nope, me neither!

Also, another achievement today...1000 medal points.

Thanks to:
Odyssic
Haggard
Cooper
RohanThe Barbarian

At 7/5/09 05:00 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/4/09 04:57 PM, iscrulz wrote:

At 7/2/09 03:55 AM, Coop83 wrote: Not really much of an achievement, considering iscrulz just reached 5k, but never mind, I can live with not being ahead of him in this stat :P

Yes congrats but it looks like you have gained a lot more than I have from that day. Since medal points are not an original stat I don't care about them.

You know, considering that Saves aren't really an original stat, why are you so interested in them? :P

Okay you smartass The gfoxcook presents 2 by 10,000 pentalist stats. I am talking the Saves and blams, with the Experience and posts and the reviews (flash only). I suppose it was grounds gold points is the original.

At 7/5/09 08:54 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/4/09 04:57 PM, iscrulz wrote: 33,000 Saves</Moletalliv>

Not exactly. You needed to use the angry faic expression as well to perfect it. Well, that'd be both Molotov AND Haggard.

Well I usually put expression up but not the angree faic unless I am sarcastic.

At 7/1/09 09:55 AM, Bahamut wrote: Congrats to our newest Wi/Ht? Regular, KrevZabijak!

Yes congrats another users maybe that didn't know the list existed or never posted in the thread.

She'll know soon enough.

Did you tell her yet? You should. Does the other person know.

Oh crap I am banned, my vote could have made a difference, wait there isn't any loopholes, Hmm *Goes back into cave to ponder a way* Eureka.

So what did you find?

A 100% legal way to cheat. I will simply *censored top secret*

At 7/3/09 09:37 AM, Bahamut wrote: ALMOST lost my GTA Vice City saves today. Wouldn't be nice at all if I had to go back to square one. The problem was having my whole Documents moved elsewhere by accident.

That was a scare. So do you play until you beat the story mode or get sick of it before moving on to the next game.

I'll beat most of the asset missions and of course beat story mode. I get the feeling I'm close to the ending now.

I couldn't tell I forgot the storyline I know the ending is when you fuck Rosenberg over.

Cool, now I beat GTA IV story mode in 18 hours for the gold medal I am one away from getting all the non-online multiplayer medals.

At 7/5/09 04:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Oh, completely forgot that whilst I was away on holiday my account celebrated its 4th birthday.

Oh congrats to you it seems like only 2 to me.

4 years on teh NGs... here's to another 4 more! ^_^

I am 7 months to reaching that another 4 more :....d(

At 7/6/09 02:15 PM, Coop83 wrote: Right guys, this is it. I've come as far as I ever wanted with posting on the BBS. So the big one is the retirement marker.

Bye.

15,000 Posts

Good riddance to you Cooper now if you can retire on 60,000 B/P it would be great. Which alt will you be using.

Cries to sleep oh wait it is 4:30 PM.

April Fools 2010 yeah.

---

Now its time for (5th recent achievement) my Double EGSC celebration stat-whore analysis.

At 5/6/06 09:34 PM, iscrulz wrote: On May 6th 2006. 1296 days later 56th Elite Guard Supreme Commander earned by iscrulz.

65% Blams
35% Saves

Well here is my EGSC post. Well I am the 30th Double EGSC. So I am doing good.

1st Supreme
19,501 blams
10,518 saves

1.85 Blam to save ratio
Time Taken 1,545

2nd Supreme
07,429 Blams
22,553 Saves

3.03 Save to blam ratio
Time Taken 1,156

Currently 1.22 Save to blam ratio

I'm level 20 now.
OH YEAH!

His joke having failed, Coop congratulates:
badseed1: Level 19
MegaGold: 4,000 Medal Points
Fion: 11,000 B/P
milinko959: Top 600 Experienced; 1,000 Medal Points
SCTE3: 600 Reviews (Flash); Major
iscrulz: 60,000 B/P - See you on the other side
FroNickProductions: Silver Whistle
Sevkat: Level 20

Thank you to:
Doomsday-One
Haggard

At 7/6/09 09:32 AM, milinko959 wrote: Finally in the top 600 for experience. My worst rank D:

You'll get there. I think that while my worst rank is Experience, the one with the least prospect of advancement is Post Count.

At 7/6/09 09:38 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 7/6/09 03:55 AM, Coop83 wrote: Also, I intend to purge the world of all of the Hippie Elves. It's what I call Ethical Cleansing :P

I've just got the Greens, my favourite.

You're ahead of me then. I only got it on Friday and I've got my girlfriend buzzing around me trying to get some time on it as well - I've just got to Everlight and I'm trying to open the gates. 2 of 4 key stones down, so not too far to go.

At 7/6/09 02:18 PM, Doomsday-One wrote: Wow; congrats!
But you aren't seriously going to leave, are you?

No, I was considering giving up BBSing, but then thought "Now will be a good time for a joke", but no-one bought it... maybe you did, but it didn't work for the regulars :(

At 7/6/09 02:20 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/5/09 05:00 AM, Coop83 wrote: Quick! Activate the turntable! We must rotate Deutschland exactly 180 degrees! That will solve all of the problems!

It starts to work already.

You see, a 'U'-Turn can solve all of your problems.

Note to Gordon Brown - this does not apply to politics :P

At 7/6/09 02:15 PM, Coop83 wrote: Bye.

I don't believe you. :P

:(

At 7/6/09 05:47 PM, iscrulz wrote: Good riddance to you Cooper now if you can retire on 60,000 B/P it would be great. Which alt will you be using.

You'd like me to stop, wouldn't you, you dirty little bitch?

Level 24, now I can fist women rather than axe them up.

Congratulations to: -

badseed1 - Level 19
MegaGold - 4,000 Medal Points
Fion - 11,000 B/P
milinko959 - Top 600 in Experience and 1,000 Medal Points
SCTE3: 600 Flash Reviews and Major
Coop83 - 15,000 Posts: We know you'd never leave us like that ;P
iscrulz - 60,000 B/P
FroNickProductions - Silver Whistle
Sevkat - Level 20
DumbassDude - Level 24

At 7/6/09 09:21 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/5/09 01:03 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

At 7/4/09 12:19 PM, Bahamut wrote: Indeed, I would have stopped playing for the time being if I truly lost the saves. Since I haven't, I'll be working on completing most of the asset missions and finishing off the main story. :)

Some of the asset missions are quite fun, others are tedious, and a few are simply unfair (The Driver for the Malibu Club springs to mind...)

The Driver mission didn't seem so bad. Sure, I failed on the first try but with a bit of practice, I can do it.

Maybe it was just the PS2 version, or maybe I'm a really crap driver, but either way that mission took me several tries and I could only have a chance if he had a big crash and got stuck for a decent amount of time.

Yep, two separate tournament, so that's more ideas on the plate.

Any idea of the timeframe? I assume after all the work the ACB took it will be a while before you're motivated enough to set one up.

I plan to have a special tournament whenever GameFAQs announce their next Character Battle. I should be motivated enough then.

Look forward to it :)

Listening to:

Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle-Earth

At 7/6/09 02:15 PM, Coop83 wrote: Right guys, this is it. I've come as far as I ever wanted with posting on the BBS. So the big one is the retirement marker.

Bye.

15,000 Posts

Congrats, but you couldn't fool us that easily. :D

At 7/6/09 02:20 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/5/09 08:54 AM, Bahamut wrote: Not exactly. You needed to use the angry faic expression as well to perfect it. Well, that'd be both Molotov AND Haggard.

Nah, I just took it over from Molotov, so he's the sole inventor.

He is and will always be referred to as the one who's always angry when he makes achievements.

At 7/6/09 05:47 PM, iscrulz wrote:

At 7/5/09 08:54 AM, Bahamut wrote: Not exactly. You needed to use the angry faic expression as well to perfect it. Well, that'd be both Molotov AND Haggard.

Well I usually put expression up but not the angree faic unless I am sarcastic.

You should have used it if you were trying to mimic Haggard or Molotov.

So what did you find?

A 100% legal way to cheat. I will simply *censored top secret*

Whatever it is, it won't work. :D

I'll beat most of the asset missions and of course beat story mode. I get the feeling I'm close to the ending now.

I couldn't tell I forgot the storyline I know the ending is when you fuck Rosenberg over.

Actually, I did beat all the asset missions. Lots of fun and I love how the game "ended".

At 7/7/09 08:53 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

At 7/6/09 09:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: The Driver mission didn't seem so bad. Sure, I failed on the first try but with a bit of practice, I can do it.

Maybe it was just the PS2 version, or maybe I'm a really crap driver, but either way that mission took me several tries and I could only have a chance if he had a big crash and got stuck for a decent amount of time.

I'm pretty sure it was just the PS2 version. PC isn't really made for racing games, so perhaps they toned the difficulty down a bit to make it fairer. Despite that, I managed to do it on the second race through. :D Still, unless the PS2 version is really bad, I'm surprised how many people complain about this mission.

Also, I've completed Vice City now. :)

After 5 years of whistle points quest and hard work to clean up Newgrounds, I've finally reached the Deity Whistle Status!

I had to get some review mod to delete now abusive reviews I flagged and some friend to give links but still, I did it.

Oh wait it would seem I only reached Bronze Whistle, though my fellow Metal-Therapy fucking did it, congrats dude.

At 7/7/09 11:29 AM, Corky52 wrote:

At 7/7/09 11:27 AM, Medal-Therapy wrote:

though my fellow Metal-Therapy fucking did it, congrats dude.

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?!?!

I never thought a parody account would beat me to posting my own achievement. lmao

Sonofafuckingbitch

I know, I know. But you can always cling to the possibility of my whistle status dropping back down to Gold.

Thank yous to those who pushed me in the right direction. You know who you are. :P

2 years on NG!

Thanks to darknessdweller for pointing that out.

At 7/7/09 11:49 AM, Metal-Therapy wrote: I never thought a parody account would beat me to posting my own achievement. lmao
I know, I know. But you can always cling to the possibility of my whistle status dropping back down to Gold.

Thank yous to those who pushed me in the right direction. You know who you are. :P

Congratulations on this fine achievement, my fellow therapist of metal! :D

4000 blams

Listening to:
Death - Cosmic Sea

Congrats to:
FroNickProductions: Silver Whistle
Sevkat: Level 20
DumbassDude: Level 24
ThePretenders: 5,000 Experience
Metal-Therapy: Deity Whistle
Phil: 2 Years on NG
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 4,000 Blams

At 7/7/09 04:04 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/6/09 02:20 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/5/09 05:00 AM, Coop83 wrote: Quick! Activate the turntable! We must rotate Deutschland exactly 180 degrees! That will solve all of the problems!

It starts to work already.

You see, a 'U'-Turn can solve all of your problems.

Note to Gordon Brown - this does not apply to politics :P

Yeah, in politics the only thing you can do is either "sit it out" and wait until it's over... or you are forced to resign. ^^

At 7/6/09 02:15 PM, Coop83 wrote: Bye.

I don't believe you. :P

(

You are just too big of a stat whore. :P
Also, who would've updated the savers- and blammers-list?

Made it into the top 5,000 B/Pers.