Just got the deity whistle. The sad thing is, I should really thank the author of the Jem video on the frontpage since it was a goldmine for abusive reviews.

According to Newgrounds, I have achieved to get 4 posts per day.

BBS Posts: 3,238 (4 per day)

17k Protection Points :3

At 1/22/08 03:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: Not a thong as in sexy lingerie, but a thong as in part of the werewolf fur with a cheese wire that rides up my arse crack. Excuse me for being crude, but it really does start to ache after a few hours >:(

This thong is covered in fur :P

Oh, OK then. ^^ What's the wire for?

(Pity you weren't talking about sexy lingerie, too. c.c)

At 1/22/08 02:23 PM, Auz wrote: schneelocke: 12,000 Experience

Thanks! ^^

At 1/22/08 04:25 PM, Bahamut wrote: View users with you on their Favorite Artists list! (50)

Well, this is a very nice amount of users who have marked me as one of their favourite flash authors. I'd like to thank the following users for getting me to that number:

Oh your welcome! I added you just today! I have about 24 people here...

It's a start.

I'm annoyed. I'm not going to post why here. It's on my userpage if you care.

At 1/22/08 04:25 PM, Bahamut wrote: View users with you on their Favorite Artists list! (50)

That's cool man, I'm pleased for you.

At 1/22/08 04:45 PM, Kidiri wrote: According to Newgrounds, I have achieved to get 4 posts per day.

PPD achievements have been under debate in here, as it's possible that they could encourage spamming. You're obviously not a spam-poster, and even though I'd like to congratulate you for your achievement, I worry that newer, impressionable users could see you being congratulated for it and +1 post to get their PPD higher.

At 1/22/08 06:30 PM, schneelocke wrote:

Hey schneelocke, nice to see you back. Are you back permanently now?

At 1/22/08 09:44 AM, NEVR wrote: I suppose one slight solace is that your voting power bonus went up 7% when you ranked up to Commander. I can't wait to get to the last 2 ranks, but it's gonna take me a while. The 5,000 gap must be killer though, I can only imagine.

And the fact that Sup. Commander carries 1% increase for every 900 points, instead of 1% per thousand like the late officer and general ranks did. It just takes longer for it to be implemented.

At 1/22/08 12:36 PM, Xaxrox wrote:

At 1/22/08 12:27 PM, madknt wrote: Also, 15,000 posts.

Sadly, only 14,998. Must've been an angry mod.

Well, I did have 15,000 posts.
I think the mods were jealous of my massive cock.
I mean.. um.. post count.

Oh well.

Still annoyed, forgive lack of talking.
____________________

NEVR Congratulates:

1337: 5,000 Blams; 10,000 B/P
BrAddErZ958: Level 15
madknt: 15,000 Posts
Pinoyguy75: Level 10; Private
yoshi77777: 5,000 Saves
Skeik-Sprite: Level 12
Bahamut: Favorite artist x50
36Holla: Deity Whistle
Little-Rena: 17,000 Saves
jokerscard: Level 14

NEVR Thanks:

Auz (x5)
____________________

At 1/23/08 12:19 AM, BonusStage wrote: i do hope that you all keep this beautiful thread going, even if your posts are lacking ... meaning.

Yeah, all our posts are meaningless. Thank god you were here to open our eyes and save the day.

Just got lvl 15 Yay!

Coop muses over a weetabix, while congratulating:
stuff4u2kno: Level 28
BahamutClock: Level 24
1337: 5,000 Saves; 5,000 Blams; 10,000 B/P
joeyag: 666 Posts
BrAddErZ958: Level 15
madknt: 15,000 Posts
pinoyguy75: Level 10; Private
yoshi77777: 5,000 Saves
Skeik-Sprite: Level 12
36Holla: Deity Whistle
Little-Rena: 17,000 Saves
jokerscard: Level 14
SilentSoilder: Level 15

Thanks to:
Auz (x4)

At 1/22/08 07:45 AM, darkshadou wrote: you guys do realize you have no life right? you pretty much dedicated to voting and flash games and toons.

And some people around here are stunned when I tell tham that I have a stable girlfriend of just over 1 year.

At 1/22/08 08:10 AM, Bahamut wrote:

So long as it's not Disney's Robin Hood, which is actually a decent movie :P

But it's not a story Disney made themselves.

Yeah, but it's a story that Disney told themselves

Since I threw my friend's computer out of the window, because he played his radio too loud on it!

That's not music, though.

It was the music that was being played on the radio that I found offensive - Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse >:(

Microwave? Never heard of that brand, honey

I really need to watch through my Futurama DVDs again. Too bad the Wii is in my way.

Yeah, I've never been too hot on those lines from Roswell that ends well.

Pfft. I've listened to it thousands of times. It was part of the tape in my car that was played for the first 3 months of me owning it, so it got a lot of airtime :P

Now I feel like listening to The Final Countdown on loop. I was just making my plans on the countdown to 100 flashes last night and that song was stuck in my head.

LOL

At 1/21/08 01:39 PM, HypaShadow wrote: 300 posts and dont even tell me it doesnt count!

It doesn't count!
It doesn't count!
It doesn't count!
It doesn't count!
It doesn't count!
It doesn't count!
It doesn't count!
It doesn't count!
It doesn't count!
It doesn't count!

=D

Cue the Futurama commentary:

Nobody cares!
Nobody cares!
Nobody cres, nobody cares, nobody cares!
Nobody cres, nobody cares, nobody cares!
Nobody cares!
Nobody cares!
Nobody freaking cares!
NOBODY CARES!

At 1/22/08 12:30 PM, Odyssic wrote:

At 1/22/08 03:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: *Turs towards Odyssic, with bloodstained hatchet* Why not? You get to act like a psycho, rather than a ninja :P *aims hatchet at yoshi77777 also, for similar comments*

Nah, still don't like it.

Which is your choice, but I was still bored of teh ninjas!

At 1/22/08 04:25 PM, Bahamut wrote: View users with you on their Favorite Artists list! (50)

Tell me when it's up to 54. I love 55 :)

At 1/22/08 06:30 PM, schneelocke wrote:

At 1/22/08 03:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: This thong is covered in fur :P

Oh, OK then. ^^ What's the wire for?

It's not a real piece of cheese wire, but it feels as if the string of the thong is riding so far between my cheeks, it's going to split me in two!

(Pity you weren't talking about sexy lingerie, too. c.c)

One thong is enough for any man!

1337 reviews!

Listening to:
Cradle Of Filth - Funeral in carpathia
Depp Jones - Dreams of a god

Congrats to:
madknt: 15,000 Posts
Pinoyguy75: Level 10
yoshi77777: 5,000 Saves
Skeik-Sprite: Level 12
Bahamut: Fav'd 50 times
36Holla: Deity Whistle
Little-Rena: 17,000 Saves
jokerscard: Level 14
SilentSoldier: Level 15
Darkside7000: 1337 Reviews

Thanks to:
Auz (4x)

At 1/22/08 04:04 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 1/22/08 12:23 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 1/21/08 12:59 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: KGB?

You should use google or wikipedia more often, you know?

I should but I forget.

Which is why I use WordPad. :)

Use what?

You should use Wikipedia more, you know. >.<

But you are a quick learner ^^.

Pay up, chump.

The carrier pigeon should be at your place every minute now.

I should just hack into your account... or convince Tom or Wade that you get a red aura permanently.

Cool, they can do that?

Tom is the Admin, he can do everything he wants with NG's code :P

5000 posts.

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Start Time - 3:53PM

Listening to:

The Mars Volta - The Bedlam in Goliath...STFU Faggard!

Congrats to:

1337 - 5000 saves, 5000 blams, 10000 B/P
Joeyag - 666 posts
BrAddErZ958 - Level 15
Pinoyguy75 - Level 10, Private
yoshi77777 - 5000 saves
Skeik-Sprite - Level 12
36Holla - Deity whistle
Little-Rena - 17000 saves
jokerscard - Level 14
SilentSoldier - Level 15
Darkside7000 - 1337 flash reviews
kidray76 - 5000 posts

Thanks to:

NEVR
Faggard
Odyssic
Auz
yoshi77777
NintendoMadness
Coop83
Haggard

At 1/22/08 09:44 AM, NEVR wrote: Job: photoshopper

lolol. I didn't notice that. Also, I noticed he was posting shitty threads in the General forums, so his opinion is invalid.

I say do it.

I think HypaShadow got banned for a few days, so that's good. :)

At 1/22/08 12:23 PM, Haggard wrote: Even though you are causing so much evil AND you're listening to bands like "The Mars Volta"???

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MARS VOLTA?!?! BlueHippo introduced me to that band and I like them because they're like King Crimson on steroids. o__O

You're so mean... :P

Of course I am, but I'm still sticking to light.

I should just hack into your account... or convince Tom or Wade that you get a red aura permanently.

I dare you to convince the Fulps.

At 1/22/08 12:27 PM, madknt wrote: crap

You're such a douchebag.

At 1/22/08 02:23 PM, Auz wrote: Congrats to:
HypaShadow: 666 Total Stats

lolwut?

At 1/22/08 02:48 PM, yoshi77777 wrote: Hey Hypa, click here.

I'm too cautious with links nowadays. ^^

Am I a regular yet? I just want to be loved :3

Nope, you're not one yet. The list died around a year before you came here.

Use what?

The awesome WordPad program on Windows.

At 1/22/08 04:04 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: That's why is fairly decent.

Their story or not, I still don't like the majority of their movies.

Wii is too addictive, I'm suprised I find enough time to do some Ng'in.

I've tried to cut back on the Wii for the last 2 nights and I shouldn't because I won't have it from late February 'till Easter. That's because the Wii will be at my sister's place in London.

Yes, but I wasn't here last month....was I? I have forgotten.

I was saying that if the constant trash persisted, I'd leave. Let's hope the spammers have got what they deserved.

Ehh, I'm sitting at my computer.

3! 2! 1! GO!!

Lol, I love Bottoms....I mean Bottom.

HELLO MISTER GASMAN!

At bit crazy, I had a freind that collected thongs.

He must be odder than schnee and Coop.:O

Cool, they can do that?

They can do anything.

I was about to click that but then I looked at the link at the bottom.

Hence why links to Meatspin have not fooled me once. ^^

You should use Wikipedia more, you know. >.<

Uh-huh.

At 1/22/08 07:34 PM, yoshi77777 wrote: Oh your welcome! I added you just today! I have about 24 people here...

It's a start.

That's great. You've got that many faves a lot faster than I did. I think I had 25 faves in about a year when most of them were faving me for my Cigaro flash.

At 1/22/08 07:50 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm annoyed. I'm not going to post why here. It's on my userpage if you care.

I see. :(

At 1/23/08 12:19 AM, BonusStage wrote: There's so much conversation nowadays, nothing about lists and all right?

Well, sorta. ;P

i do hope that you all keep this beautiful thread going

I certainly am. :D

At 1/23/08 03:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yeah, but it's a story that Disney told themselves

Thieving pricks.

It was the music that was being played on the radio that I found offensive - Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse >:(

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

LOL

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

Cue the Futurama commentary:

Oh, still not listened to the commentaries yet.

Tell me when it's up to 54. I love 55 :)

Okey-dokey.

End Time - 4:15PM

At 1/23/08 10:04 AM, BonusStage wrote: It's too bad they still aren't, they're a continuing poison, allowing you and others to get a continuous stream of +1 post count, even though you'd probably frown against the thought and criticize someone else that was doing the same in another fashion.

Yeah, anybody with less than 22,000 posts is just a pathetic new +1 poster, right? You're a fucking hypocrite. You want this thread to stick around but you don't want people to make lists unless they have your personal approval.

I've been contributing to the Wi/Ht lately as best I can, not just in this thread but answering questions in other threads, too. I've yet to encounter somebody who believes my contribution to this forum is 'poisonous +1 posting'. If I wanted to +1 post, there are a million easier ways to do it than making one list per day in this thread.

So don't try and patronise me with the whole 'you weren't there' bullshit. You need to realise that times change, and maybe after 2,000 pages, this thread has lost a bit of 'heart', but that's how it is. We're the people who keep it going, so instead of criticizing us, or me, or whoever, why don't you give us a break.

Elite Guard Supreme Commander!!!

I've entered the top 800 b/p MOTHERF*CKER ! >:(

You passed 20000 Total Points. Bodacious!

At 1/22/08 07:50 PM, NEVR wrote: Hey schneelocke, nice to see you back. Are you back permanently now?

I'm not sure yet. I'll probably check the Lounge once a day or so for the foreseeable future at least, but other than that, I'm not sure. I kinda doubt these days I'll get back into B/P-ing; it's unfortunate, but I've really wasted enough of my life on NG. :|

At 1/23/08 03:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: It's not a real piece of cheese wire, but it feels as if the string of the thong is riding so far between my cheeks, it's going to split me in two!

Ah, OK. Hmm... time to lose weight, then, I'd say. :)

One thong is enough for any man!

Naw, you can never have enough thongs. ^^ Not to mention other things. ^.~

if it even matters anymore, i'm level 10 now

and the level pic kinda sucks

Congrats to:
Bahamut: 50 admirers :3
36Holla: Deity Whistle
Little-Rena: 17,000 Protection Points
madknt: 15,000 Posts
jokerscard: Level 14
SilentSoldier: Level 15
Darkside7000: 1337 Reviews
kidray76: 5,000 Posts - Your sig is usless at the bottom of the page.
Auz: ELITE GUARD SUPREME COMMANDER
B*rtn: Top 800 in B/P
Joshiwa: 20,000 Total Stats
Wartender: Level 10
___________

At 1/23/08 03:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop muses over a weetabix, while congratulating:

*NM looks at the recipe idea's on the back* eww...

Which is your choice, but I was still bored of teh ninjas!

*Looks at the shiny blade with tomato sauce on the ned*....ummm....I like it. >_>

At 1/22/08 04:25 PM, Bahamut wrote: View users with you on their Favorite Artists list! (50)

Tell me when it's up to 54. I love 55 :)

People normaly love a number which matches their age. :p

At 1/23/08 09:33 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 1/22/08 04:04 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Pay up, chump.

The carrier pigeon should be at your place every minute now.

OMG, you know my address! *looks in the envolope*....2 euro's! I'm not happy. :(

Cool, they can do that?

Tom is the Admin, he can do everything he wants with NG's code :P

But it'd be better for Ross to do it, he's the expert man thing.

At 1/23/08 11:15 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 1/22/08 09:44 AM, NEVR wrote: I say do it.

I think HypaShadow got banned for a few days, so that's good. :)

Ahh, very cool.

At 1/22/08 02:23 PM, Auz wrote: Congrats to:
HypaShadow: 666 Total Stats

lolwut?

That's what I thought.

At 1/22/08 02:48 PM, yoshi77777 wrote: Hey Hypa, click here.

I'm too cautious with links nowadays. ^^

Would you click on this link?

Am I a regular yet? I just want to be loved :3

Nope, you're not one yet. The list died around a year before you came here.

Iz me?

At 1/22/08 04:04 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Ehh, I'm sitting at my computer.

3! 2! 1! GO!!

*Tries to press accelorator but turns on printer* AGGHHH!

At bit crazy, I had a freind that collected thongs.

He must be odder than schnee and Coop.:O

No, 12. Unless they're younger than him...doubt it.

Cool, they can do that?

They can do anything.

Like...make stuff happen?

At 1/23/08 03:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: Cue the Futurama commentary:

Oh, still not listened to the commentaries yet.

I NEVR listen to the commentaries on boxsets, I've watched the episode once and I watch it again with some guy talking, I think not.

Tell me when it's up to 54. I love 55 :)

Okey-dokey.

Put you left arm in.

big congrats too:
your acknowledgment of my achievement is most welcomed :)

Haggard
Odyssic
Auz
yoshi7777
NintendoMadness

congrats to:

Bahamut on 50 peoples fave artist list. 12.00 voting power
Auz Elite Guard Supreme Commander {115 supreme commanders now. awesome
Joshiwa 20000 total points
JerkClock 20,000 saves rank of commander
36Holla Deity Whistle
Little-Rena 17k Protection Points

At 1/22/08 04:04 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Congrats to:
Bloodthorne: Level 39 - the only mechanical NG level.

Yes, but I like it.
que "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" music

Silver whistle status!

At 1/23/08 05:27 PM, Wartender wrote: if it even matters anymore, i'm level 10 now

and the level pic kinda sucks

Yeah it sucks.
Lol.
Ima lvl 8 now.
And I'm a scout.

She's a perfect 10...(but she wears a 12)

WOOOOP LV 10, the day has finally come. I am no longer a complete newfag.

I'm coming for all of you, every last one!

Thanks for voting, ramagi! Your experience has been automatically deposited!

With that vote, you now have 23,490 experience points. You need 0 more to get to Level 47.

For the dense that means I leveled up.

Also for you that want made a new blog post on my page finally. (it explains why somewhat)

Flash artist looking reviews should read and respond for sure

1,000 days ago, I joined Newgrounds, looking for a new land of friends and family. Now, I am a open homosexual, having frequent gay orgies with all other Newgrounders.

I love you guys...................in the ass.

Level 10 now I am playing with the big boys...also the icon is awesome!

Listening to:
Die Ärzte - Allein
Kylie Minogue - Where the wild roses grow
At The Drive-In - One armed scissor... MUCH BETTER THAN THE MARS VOLTA!

Congrats to:
kidray76: 5,000 Posts
Auz: EGSC
B*rtn: Top 800 in B/P
Joshiwa: 20,000 Total Stats
Wartender: Level 10
PinballWizard976: Silver Whistle
plebmonk: Level 10
ramagi: Level 47
superstatguy: 1,000 days on NG
Magical-Mark: Level 10

Thanks to:
Bloodthrone

At 1/23/08 11:15 AM, Bahamut wrote: The Mars Volta - The Bedlam in Goliath...STFU Faggard!

Noooo, he did it again!!!!!!!1111oneoneone

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MARS VOLTA?!?! BlueHippo introduced me to that band and I like them because they're like King Crimson on steroids. o__O

Listen to 'At the Drive-In' and FEEL their music, all their power and emotions they put into this band and their song, the sheer awesomeness.... and then listen to 'The Mars Volta' and burst into tears, not being able to understand how on earth a band this awesome and this powerful could possibly turn into something bland and replaceable like 'The Mars Volta'.

I dare you to convince the Fulps.

Hmm... *sends PMs to Tom*
*sends more PMs*
*sends EVEN MORE PMs*
*getting banned for PM spamming*

>:(

At 1/23/08 05:41 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: OMG, you know my address! *looks in the envolope*....2 euro's! I'm not happy. :(

Hey, you signed the contract, so no complaining!