2,000 experience points! This makes me feel all warm and happy inside.....

Coop recovering from last night's party congratulates:
Haggard: 6,000 Experience
wesdood: 8.50 VP
RageVI: Top 100 Experienced
BlueHippo: 20,000 Saves

Oh god, my eyes!

Auz: 2nd NG Berfday
ELASP: 2,000 Experience
NeneChow: 3,000 Experience
DarkSoilder: 3,000 Saves
spacealienwierdo: Level 10
superstatguy: 2,000 Experience

At 2/23/07 07:39 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/23/07 04:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: Bahamut > eBaum

Actually, it's...

Bahamut > Everyone > eBaum

Nah... Bahamut's Ego > Everyone > eBaum, where > refers to size

At 2/23/07 09:17 AM, schneelocke wrote: *chuckle* Well, it's still a lot of points to me, too... but it means that 100k is slowly coming into view, even though it's still far, FAR away in the, well, distant distance. :)

Yeah, I should be able to reach EGSC before that happy event :P

At 2/24/07 12:01 AM, DukeOfMuffins wrote:

At 2/23/07 04:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: Look on the bright side - you can bend the pipe and it's still effective, so that's something nice to look forward to!

True. If only I didn't have to wait another two to three weeks to get it.

I've got 8 months left on the warranty of this glove before they take it back and give me a better, silver one... unless I decide to switch contracts in the middle for a better deal

At 2/24/07 12:35 AM, cumFlakes wrote: I've been on ng for over a month and got some stuff, am I still noob, you guys are the highest levels you tell me.

Well, you need to deposit experience. Go to the flash portal (That big link in the top left of the screen, marked FLASH PORTAL) and click on any movie, watch it, vote on it. Repeat 4 more times, then click the "Deposit your experience" link and get some more points. Do this every day for three years and you'll have almost as much experience as I have now

1337 posts :)

At 2/23/07 02:34 PM, BlueHippo wrote: please, divert your eyes now.

Nice! :)

At 2/24/07 04:39 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yeah, I should be able to reach EGSC before that happy event :P

Yeah... I'd be really surprised if you didn't. :)

Congrats to
Haggard 6,000 exp
RageVI in Top 100 in exp
BlueHippo 20k saverys
Auz owner of a 2 year account
ELASP 2k exp pts
NeneChow 3,000 xp
DarkSoldier 3,000 saves
Spacealienweirdo: Level 10
superstatguy 2k exp
smulse 1337 postd

Thank you:
Coop83
Odyssic
Cereal

At 2/23/07 04:08 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 2/22/07 08:10 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 2/21/07 11:23 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 2/21/07 07:34 AM, iscrulz wrote: I am owned even more um 23.66 for me. wait I said that so pretend I didnt say it it hurts to much.

Yeah, but you're still a higher level than me >:(

Well thats some relief but I will never be able to get over it.

The fact you have a bigger e-penis than me is always a hard pill to swallow (Innuendo intended)

But you are humble and swallow it with diginty and interitdydy well you can and probaly will pass me in b/p but never Xp.

right too bad he didnt let some deposit for him.

I get the feeling someone will do that before I come to pass him...

shhh lets not say anything.

At 2/23/07 05:58 AM, BonusStage wrote:

At 2/23/07 02:14 AM, iscrulz wrote:

and surprisingly enough in the end it was locked.

I predicted when it reached page 9 I saw it on page 4 then little time later.

The reason why is because it wasn't "epic" in any sense of the word, it was a shit thread if anything, but it had to do with big daddy nazi so it got SPARED

But a lesson was relearn dont mocks wades wife remeber gexgarret.

At 2/24/07 12:35 AM, cumFlakes wrote: I've been on ng for over a month and got some stuff, am I still noob, you guys are the highest levels you tell me.

Yes you are a fucking noob, now shut up and come suck my cock until it wrinkley and I cum blood.

Congrats to:
Michael: 666 Posts
HomerDough: 3,000 Experience
LittleWashu: LVL 14
Haggard: 6,000 Experience
wesdood: 8.50 VP
RageVI: Top 100 Experience
BlueHippo: 20,000 Saves - Mmmm... Alcohol...
Auz: 2 NG Years
Elasp: 2,000 Experience
NeneChow: 3,000 Experience
DarkSoldier: 3,000 Saves
Spacealienweirdo: LVL 10
superstatguy: 2,000 Experience
smulse: 1,337 Posts

Also, hello good bye.

Congrats to:
wesdood: 8.5 Voting power
RageVI: Ranked # 100 in Experience
BlueHippo: 20,000 Protects

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Auz: 2nd NG birthday
ELASP: 2000 Exp
NeneChow: 3000 Exp
DarkSoldier: 3000 Saves
Spacealienweirdo: Level 10
superstatguy: 2000 Exp
smulse: 1337 posts

Thanks to:
Bahamut
Cereal
HomerDough
PenguinLink
DukeOfMuffins
Coop83
iscrulz
Casualty
Odyssic

Special thanks to:
Shanus
;)

25 flashes submitted to NG (here's my 25th). A quarter way there to my goal, yay!

Congrats to:

RageVI - Top 100 B/P
BlueHippo - 20000 saves. Nice picture.
Auz - 2 year old NG account
ELASP - 2000 EXP
NeneChow - 3000 EXP
DarkSoldier - 3000 saves
Spacealienweirdo - Level 10
superstatguy - 2000 EXP
smulse - 1337 posts

At 2/24/07 04:39 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nah... Bahamut's Ego > Everyone > eBaum, where > refers to size

Hahaha!

Congrats to (Congrats List #5)
ELASP- 2000 experience points
NeneChow- 3000 experience points
DarkSoldier- 3000 saves
Spacealienweirdo- Level 10
cumFlakes- Month on NG
superstatguy- 2000 experience points
smulse- 1337 posts

Thanks to
PenguinLink
DukeOfMuffins
Coop83
iscruelz
Casualty
Odyssic
Haggard

7 Congratulations and 7 Thanks to

Elite Guard Sergeant Major and 7000 b/p points!

Missed out on exactly 7000 so no screenie. And I am not going to do what BlueHippo did, I think people are in enough agony!

Elite Guard Master Sergeant!!!!!
only 1000 behind Sterockicy
Congrats to all
I'll make a list later,

Ireland pwned England in the rugby, but nobody probably cares

Congrats to everyone with achievements, and especially the two Barracks members Shanus and Sterockicy on their respective achievements.

I just made Elite Guard General, and with that went over the 9VP mark (and some!). I'll also be getting my 14,000th blam later this evening :D

EGSC is just one more step away...

At 2/24/07 03:31 PM, Shanus wrote: Elite Guard Master Sergeant!!!!!
only 1000 behind Sterockicy
Congrats to all
I'll make a list later,

Ireland pwned England in the rugby, but nobody probably cares

Congratulations Shanus, I saw that you were on 5992 when I was on 6940 and I somehow made it first. You must of had a sleep or something. I look forward to you catching me. *Cof*Not happening*Cof*

Its always good to see a team beating England!

At 2/24/07 04:20 PM, Sentio wrote:

Congrats to everyone with achievements, and especially the two Barracks members Shanus and Sterockicy on their respective achievements.

I just made Elite Guard General, and with that went over the 9VP mark (and some!). I'll also be getting my 14,000th blam later this evening :D

Hey, Three EGB members with b/p level ups in a row! Hows that for cool! Although I wish your achievement wasnt as good as mine, Your making me look bad!

Congratulations Sentio, Next up EGSC!

EGSC is just one more step away...

COME ON!!!!!!!

*Salutes*

Vegeta!
What does the scouter say about his post count?!

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAANDD!!!

At 2/24/07 06:22 PM, MadCow wrote: Vegeta!
What does the scouter say about his post count?!

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAANDD!!!

What, 9,000?!!

At 2/18/07 12:03 PM, DrDickHead wrote:

At 2/18/07 01:34 AM, Bloodthorne wrote: Clawed my way back to level twenty. Nice to have the skull crusher again.

Mr vampire do you find it harder to get food now with all this aids?

AIDS has no effect against the ichor that flows through my veins. Can't even remember the last time I was sick.

My batting average is 3.40 today, it was 3.40 but a B+ yesterday, but now it's 3.40 but A+ wtf? maybe they're more points after the .40

I'm feeling rather evil as of late...maybe the image below would help you know what I mean.

666 posts and 25K+ b/p for the slow ones.

My thanks to: LittleWashu, Coop83, schneelocke, Bahamut, Odyssic, Shanus, Casualty, iscrulz, DukeOfMuffins and PenguinLink. Maybe we should exhume Grandpa Walton so I can thank that old bugger too.

At 2/18/07 01:37 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 2/18/07 01:15 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Check out this nifty stat; Voting Power: 13.00 votes!

congrats on that man I am glad you reached it. Pretty soon I will level up as well but it won't be a really big deal.

Thanks LittleWashu. I've noticed you have a tendency to downplay your own milestones while congratulating others for theirs. Any reason why? You trying to build up some good karma by being modest?

At 2/18/07 05:03 AM, schneelocke wrote:

At 2/17/07 11:02 PM, ReconRebel wrote: How have you been wolfie?

Oh, so-so. I had my wisdom teeth extracted, which isn't fun, and my jaws still feel swollen (even though they aren't actually) and hurt. :P Ah well, it'll be over soon (I hope).

Did you have all 4 pulled at once? I did. My dentist was amazed at the lack of blood and I was back on solid food within 48 hours. Not fun having some major teeth ripped from the jaw is it? Did you feel a small twinge after reading that? Heh, sorry wolfie. Let me know if you need another hug. I've been saving up for a rainy day. ^_~

I've never tried snails, but I'm not really sure I'd want to - they're pretty high on my "icky food" scale, although they don't beat fried spider. But then, nothing does.

I checked out the link. I'd be willing to give it a try at least once. Be a lot happier if it was cooked in such a way that I didn't know what I was eating. Your icky food scale 'eh? You're funny. I guess you've never heard of casu marzu cheese from Italy. How high does said fromage rank on your icky scale? Some people eat the maggots too! Extra protein! Yummy, yummy, in my tummy. >_<

One local man enthusiastically claimed these were a delicacy and was energetically popping spider rears into his mouth like grapes. But even some [of] the sellers blanched at this display of arachno-machismo."

I wonder how the guy gets his kicks during the winter months. Probably sits in a dark corner cackling to himself while he pulls the wings off flys.

So did you ever hear about the exploding toads out your way?

Yeah, I had about that, and apparently, it is true. :) I've got a friend who lives near Hamburg, too; I could probably ask him whether he's heard about the whole thing, but I doubt he gave it much thought.

Are you kidding? If frogs started exploding in my area I'd be contacting the Department of Health A.S.A.P. What if it's some type of disease that could mutate and eventually be transmitted to humans? Scary shit. You're next dump could be your last. Argh... BOOM! 0_0

Wikipedia has an article, though (of course).

Always a reliable source. *rolls eyes*

Ever eaten frog legs?

No, and I don't really plan to, either...

Neither have I but I'd like to. Bet they taste like chicken. They say snake tastes like chicken. I love chicken. I love eggs too. An egg is an unborn chicken. Ever had balut?

At 2/18/07 01:15 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Check out this nifty stat; Voting Power: 13.00 votes!

Nice, congrats! :)

Thanks. I missed a deposit on Tuesday due to excessive game playing on my new computer. Couldn't believe it. Looked at the clock and saw I had 3 hours before the site rollover, which is 9:00 PM out my way. I thought "cool" and went back to my game. Next time I looked up the clock said 9:32 PM. It felt like I went through a freakin' time warp. You can be sure I'll be setting the alarm during my next weekend. Murphy's law states I won't be home when it goes off.

(I'm still waiting for 11 myself. Slow and steady...)

Slow and steady? *checks wolfie's voting power* How about comatose in a closet? I hope you packed a lunch. There won't be any meals served on this flight.

At 2/18/07 09:21 AM, Odyssic wrote: Congrats to:
ReconRebel: 13+ VP

Wait! Its gone to 12:99

Sell dammit, SELL!

At 2/18/07 03:43 PM, Shanus wrote: ReconRebel - 13.00 vp & being god

Haha! Posts like that will get you invited to Christmas dinner Shanus.

"The church says that the Earth is flat, but I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church."

-Ferdinand Magellan-

At 2/19/07 12:36 AM, Casualty wrote: Congrats to:
ReconRebel: 13.00 VP - Nice, VP is an excellent stat!

Thanks Casualty. Maybe I should get off my ass and try to break 100 reviews. What say you?

At 2/19/07 08:21 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 2/16/07 10:02 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Post count means shit. Look at BonusStage. :-P

or me.

Some people are has-beens. You're a never-was.

At 2/20/07 02:05 PM, schneelocke wrote: This really took far too long, but I finally reached a new milestone worth mentioning.

Congrats on the 70k b/p points wolfie! I haven't been keeping track of your stats lately. Are you gaining on me or falling behind?

At 2/20/07 10:03 PM, PenguinLink wrote: PenguinLink's Congratulations List #24
(Sorry for the late list)

Inexcusable PenguinLink. You shall be flogged with the wet noodle.

At 2/21/07 04:07 PM, schneelocke wrote: (...did I forget anyone? I hope not.)

That's probably the reason why you didn't get any hugs the last time. <3

At 2/22/07 09:34 PM, DukeOfMuffins wrote:

At 2/22/07 03:12 AM, juraj wrote: Happy 1800 pages!

Still about 20 pages left to go, yo. :P

Being able to count isn't a prerequisite on Newgrounds yet. Neither is spelling.

At 2/23/07 02:34 PM, BlueHippo wrote: due to alcohol i missed my screenie last night

Today he is there to trip you up,
And he will torture you tomorrow.
Yet he is also there to ease the pain,
When you're lost in grief and sorrow.

Presenting you my 1337th post!

6000 B/P points and Elite Guard Master Sergeant

9.000 Spams Per Day

1!,000 posts only took 6.33 months.

10k to 11k is what I mean.

At 2/24/07 11:54 PM, ReconRebel wrote: My Maybe we should exhume Grandpa Walton so I can thank that old bugger too.

Yes we should, uh who reference got not.

At 2/19/07 08:21 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 2/16/07 10:02 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Post count means shit. Look at BonusStage. :-P

or me.

Some people are has-beens. You're a never-was.

I guess I didnt try hard enough, maybe next year.

COngruts to;]

Bahamut 25 flashes in the portal
Sterockicy: eg Sgt. Major
Shanus: eg Master Sgt.
Sentio: eg General, 9.00+vp
MadCow 9,000+ posts=9.000 spd
ArtDanVal 666post & 25k b\p
Hybrid-Of-Souls 1,337th post
HomerDough: Eg Master Sgt.

Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel! It would've been longer but this week was good, so I got it now =)

Finally after lots of hard work I made.

A+ batting average! Please dont take that away from me! I want to keep it.

At 2/24/07 11:54 PM, ReconRebel wrote:

Check out this nifty stat; Voting Power: 13.00 votes!

congrats on your vote power. I look forward to my next big increase in VP. About 1500 B/Ps away I think. BTW, when the new levels and ranks are introduced, will there be more vote power or will 16:00 still be tops? Anyone know?

Now congrat me on my level up to the nunchakus! WWWoot11!0! Level 16 has to be my favorite icon.

Ever eaten frog legs?

No, and I don't really plan to, either...

Neither have I. If you straighten the legs of a frog you will notice they are fashioned just like a man's legs only with web feet. The muscle in the upper thigh and lower calf are the same. Of course the frog is much shorter. And the frog stays squatted. But the resemblance is close enough to make me raise an eyebrow about evolution.

Congrats to:
Bahamut: 25 flashes submitted to NG
Sterockicy: Elite Guard Sergeant Major, 7000 B/P points
Shanus: Elite Guard Master Sergeant
Sentio: Elite Guard General, 9+ VP, 14,000 Blams
MadCow: 9000 Posts
Cereal: A+ Batting Average
ArtDanVal: 666 Posts, 25,000 B/P
Hybrid-Of-Souls: 1337 Posts
HomerDough: 6000 B/P Points, Elite Guard Master Sergeant
MadCow: 9.000 Posts per day
iscrulz: 11,000 Posts
Casualty: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel
Sterockicy: A+ Batting Average
IvanTuroc: Level 16

Congrats to:

Sterockicy - Elite Guard Sergeant Major, A+ BA
Sentio - Elite Guard General, 9.00VP, 14000 blams
MadCow - 9000 posts, 9PPD
ArtDanVal - 666 posts, 25000 B/P
Hybrid-Of-Souls - 1337 posts
HomerDough - Elite Guard Master Sergeant
iscrulz - 11000 posts
Casualty - Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel
IvanTuroc - Level 16. I shall get that level in 12 days time.

Thanks to:

iscrulz
Haggard

At 2/24/07 11:54 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Did you have all 4 pulled at once? I did. My dentist was amazed at the lack of blood and I was back on solid food within 48 hours. Not fun having some major teeth ripped from the jaw is it? Did you feel a small twinge after reading that? Heh, sorry wolfie. Let me know if you need another hug. I've been saving up for a rainy day. ^_~

Heh. No, I didn't feel anything - the whole thing was done under general anaesthesia, so I was completely knocked out. Which, one might add, is a good thing. :P

I checked out the link. I'd be willing to give it a try at least once. Be a lot happier if it was cooked in such a way that I didn't know what I was eating. Your icky food scale 'eh? You're funny. I guess you've never heard of casu marzu cheese from Italy. How high does said fromage rank on your icky scale? Some people eat the maggots too! Extra protein! Yummy, yummy, in my tummy. >_<

*chuckles* I probably wouldn't try that cheese (and not other other kinds like the German spider cheese, either), but I think it's less icky than eating giant spiders.

I wonder how the guy gets his kicks during the winter months. Probably sits in a dark corner cackling to himself while he pulls the wings off flys.

Who knows... but the spiders are dead, anyway, so I doubt they care much whether you eat the abdomens or throw them away.

Are you kidding? If frogs started exploding in my area I'd be contacting the Department of Health A.S.A.P. What if it's some type of disease that could mutate and eventually be transmitted to humans? Scary shit. You're next dump could be your last. Argh... BOOM! 0_0

*shrugs* To be honest, I'm much more worried about dying in a traffic accident than I am about some hypothetical virus (it's not even clear what caused this, after all) mutating so that it can spread from toads (which are not even mammals!) to humans. :P

Always a reliable source. *rolls eyes*

Absolutely! :)

Neither have I but I'd like to. Bet they taste like chicken. They say snake tastes like chicken. I love chicken. I love eggs too. An egg is an unborn chicken. Ever had balut?

No. :) But an egg is not an unborn chicken, anyway, just like you're not killing unborn babies when you throw away your kleenex after spanking your monkey.

But outside of that, I like eggs, yes... and chicken, too. ^.^

Ever eaten baby, BTW? ;)

Thanks. I missed a deposit on Tuesday due to excessive game playing on my new computer. Couldn't believe it. Looked at the clock and saw I had 3 hours before the site rollover, which is 9:00 PM out my way. I thought "cool" and went back to my game. Next time I looked up the clock said 9:32 PM. It felt like I went through a freakin' time warp. You can be sure I'll be setting the alarm during my next weekend. Murphy's law states I won't be home when it goes off.

*noddles* That's a problem I don't have, fortunately... the new NG day starts at 6am for me, so no matter how long I stay up, it's never too late to deposit.

Slow and steady? *checks wolfie's voting power* How about comatose in a closet? I hope you packed a lunch. There won't be any meals served on this flight.

*chuckles* Airline food is usually not exactly great, anyway. But hey, just a few more months!

Congrats on the 70k b/p points wolfie! I haven't been keeping track of your stats lately. Are you gaining on me or falling behind?

Gaining on you, I think, but only a very small amount... you'll be safe for quite a while. :P

(...did I forget anyone? I hope not.)

That's probably the reason why you didn't get any hugs the last time. <3

x.x