At 9/12/06 08:20 AM, Coop83 wrote: After years of Teenage abuse, my wrists have been structurally weakened, so cannot perform such tasks as stirring or whisking

Teenage Abuse... that sounds like the newest emo band. ;)

*puts on hilarious bikini clad woman apron and oversized chef's hat* When do we start?

Right now. Although I think you'd look better in an actual bikini than in that apron. ;)

At 9/12/06 10:05 AM, Tannerite wrote: No one invited me. :(

You're welcome to help out, too. :)

At 9/12/06 12:53 PM, schneelocke wrote: Teenage Abuse... that sounds like the newest emo band. ;)

One of the few styles of music I rarely listen to, right next to the Country and Blue Grass

*puts on hilarious bikini clad woman apron and oversized chef's hat* When do we start?

Right now. Although I think you'd look better in an actual bikini than in that apron. ;)

Yeah, but cooking in a bikini might mean damage caused to my assets. No-one likes burnt Abs :P

I replaced my boxing glove with some brass knuckles. Like 'em

if you're retarded, i just got level 11

At 9/12/06 02:08 PM, Coop83 wrote: One of the few styles of music I rarely listen to, right next to the Country and Blue Grass

"Sline booked us in here as a bluegrass band."
"Bluegrass!"
"Riders."
"Steve! Give me a mountain tempo in A minor."

Yeah, but cooking in a bikini might mean damage caused to my assets. No-one likes burnt Abs :P

Oh, come on. Barbarian warrior women have been wearing nothing but little leather bikinis in roleplaying games, fantasy novels and movies for ages without ever even so much as getting their make-up ruined in a fight, and you're afraid of cooking in a bikini?

If it makes you feel better, though, I'll put on something nice, too. ^_^

At 9/12/06 03:28 PM, schneelocke wrote: "Sline booked us in here as a bluegrass band."
"Bluegrass!"
"Riders."
"Steve! Give me a mountain tempo in A minor."

It was actually "Duck! Give me a mountain tempo in A Minor", but I'll give you credit for the Blues Brothers 2000 Quote.

Oh, come on. Barbarian warrior women have been wearing nothing but little leather bikinis in roleplaying games, fantasy novels and movies for ages without ever even so much as getting their make-up ruined in a fight, and you're afraid of cooking in a bikini?

Yes, but it's so much easier to parry a sword blade than it is to parry a splash of hot fat for example.

If it makes you feel better, though, I'll put on something nice, too. ^_^

I'm going to enjoy cooking with you, schnee. I just know it *grins wickedly*

At 9/12/06 04:22 PM, Coop83 wrote: It was actually "Duck! Give me a mountain tempo in A Minor", but I'll give you credit for the Blues Brothers 2000 Quote.

Oh, OK. It's been a few years since I last watched that movie. :) (And you get an extra wolfie biscuit for recognising it. ^^)

Yes, but it's so much easier to parry a sword blade than it is to parry a splash of hot fat for example.

Splashes of hot fat while baking?

I'm going to enjoy cooking with you, schnee. I just know it *grins wickedly*

*chuckles* Flatterer. ;) Now let me see what's in my lingerie drawer... ;)

At 9/12/06 04:44 PM, schneelocke wrote: Oh, OK. It's been a few years since I last watched that movie. :) (And you get an extra wolfie biscuit for recognising it. ^^)

W00t! Wolfie biscuit for Coop *grins*

Splashes of hot fat while baking?

Like I said, most of my cooking experiences involve pan frying, though I can boil an egg and I haven't found a way to pan fry baked beans... yet

*chuckles* Flatterer. ;) Now let me see what's in my lingerie drawer... ;)

*bashes head on shelf in the cupboard while rooting around to find some ingredients*

I'm really going to enjoy it

Congrats to strumpy for reaching level 11.

At 9/12/06 12:53 PM, schneelocke wrote: You're welcome to help out, too. :)

Where can I start? ;)

At 9/12/06 02:08 PM, Coop83 wrote: No-one likes burnt Abs :P

I prefer my abs to be tanned than burnt.

At 9/12/06 04:49 PM, Coop83 wrote: W00t! Wolfie biscuit for Coop *grins*

Hey, you better not hog them all to yourself now. >:(

At 9/12/06 06:16 PM, Tannerite wrote: Congrats to strumpy for reaching level 11.

Thanks. I'm sure I'll congradulate you in about 20 days for achieving level 13 =)

At 9/12/06 04:49 PM, Coop83 wrote: Like I said, most of my cooking experiences involve pan frying, though I can boil an egg and I haven't found a way to pan fry baked beans... yet

I'm pretty sure that's possible, actually... just put them into a pan and fry them. :) If you add some potatoes, for example, you'd have the basis for a tasty meal, too...

*bashes head on shelf in the cupboard while rooting around to find some ingredients*

I'm really going to enjoy it

Don't expect too much, I'm just teasing you... :)

At 9/12/06 06:16 PM, Tannerite wrote: Where can I start? ;)

Wherever you want. :)

Hey, you better not hog them all to yourself now. >:(

Here's one for you, too. ;) *tosses*

At 9/12/06 05:58 AM, Bahamut wrote:
Yay, 2 years ago, I signed up on Newgrounds. I remember posting about my NG account being 1 year old and here I am, celebrating my second account birthday. So what have I done during my second year here:

Congrats I wasn't here for my 1st year. And wa sbanned for posting in a spam thread on my 2nd aniversary >< 3rd tmes the charm eh?

-I missed 3 deposits, but at least I didn't miss loads and loads of deposits, although if I didn't miss all of those deposits, I'd be level 15 right now.

like me you mean....

Well, I did very well on my second year on Newgrounds. How well will I do on my third year? Maybe not as good.

Still good keep up the good work!

I got bronze whistle already. Yay!!!!!!!!

Congratulations to:
M-A-R-C-U-S: 42,000 B/P points
strumpy: Level 11
Ichimanako: 2,000 Experience

Thanks to:
pepeatumi (for noticing the typo)

At 9/12/06 06:16 PM, Tannerite wrote:

At 9/12/06 02:08 PM, Coop83 wrote: No-one likes burnt Abs :P

I prefer my abs to be tanned than burnt.

I'd better hit the sun bed after the gym tonight then :)

At 9/12/06 08:29 PM, schneelocke wrote: I'm pretty sure that's possible, actually... just put them into a pan and fry them. :) If you add some potatoes, for example, you'd have the basis for a tasty meal, too...

Hmm, I'd never considered that.

Don't expect too much, I'm just teasing you... :)

Yeah good point, I'd better concentrate on the cooking ;)

At 9/13/06 02:19 AM, Psycho-Simple wrote: ok i am so so so close to lvl 10 i can almost taste it 8 exp away and i cant wait

We don't care. Post tomorrow when you level up, not before

At 9/13/06 04:06 AM, Coop83 wrote: Congratulations to:
strumpy: Level 11

gracias senor

At 9/13/06 04:06 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yeah good point, I'd better concentrate on the cooking ;)

Yup. :) What else do you think should be added to baked beans and potatoes? I have a tendency to put eggs on things like that when I fry them in a pan myself, but I'm not sure whether that's a good idea or just one of the crazy things that laypeople like I do... :)

Congrats:

AfroAmigos - 2000 XP
AfroNotAfroStud - 2000 XP
AfroStrawberry - 2000 XP
Bahamut - 26000 blams, 38000 points, 2nd NG birthday
Benovere - Level 6, Security Guard, silver whistle
Coop83 - 7000 posts (I think you meant 7000 and not 700, right? ;))
Dent0n - Level 18
Doodle - 1111 posts
dooseyboy - Police Officer, silver whistle
ElMaster - 3.00 BA, 11111 total profile points
head2toewinner - Level 4, bronze whistle
Hemlok - 250 reviews
HoboPorn - 3000 saves
Ichimanako - 2000 XP
invaderzig1 - 666 posts
M-A-R-C-U-S - 42000 points
milinko959 - 7000 blams, Elite Guard Captain
PyroKinesis - Silver whistle
Scare-Crow - Level 7
SlashFirestorm - top 3000 XP users
strumpy - Level 11
XOOX - 75000 points

Have you guys noticed this lol

8. gfoxcook 02/18/00 M 60,000 26 Elite Guard Supreme Commander
9. leeboy105 01/24/02 M 59,996 26 Elite Guard Supreme Commander

Congrats to:

ElMaster - 11111 total points
Coop83 - 7000 posts
M-A-R-C-U-S - 42000 B/P
SlashFirestorm - Top 3000 EXP
strumpy - Level 11. I am retarded.
Ichimanako - 2000 EXP

Thanks to:

BlueHippo. <3 the picture.
Coop83
schneelocke
M-A-R-C-U-S
pepeatumi
Tannerite
HoboPorn. I'll try and keep going on.

At 9/12/06 08:24 AM, schneelocke wrote: How? You have 7240 XP, and level 15 currently requires 7285. If you had gotten three more deposits, you'd be at 7270, which still wouldn't be enough.

I meant about the deposits I missed on my first month of having account on Newgrounds as well. :P

At 9/12/06 03:28 PM, schneelocke wrote: If it makes you feel better, though, I'll put on something nice, too. ^_^

ok, now you and Coop are starting to scare me. And I think you two scared me last time you had this sort of conversation, lol.

At 9/13/06 09:08 AM, Bahamut wrote: I meant about the deposits I missed on my first month of having account on Newgrounds as well. :P

Ah, OK.

ok, now you and Coop are starting to scare me. And I think you two scared me last time you had this sort of conversation, lol.

Oh, come on, now you're sounding like BS. ;) We're just having some good-hearted innocent fun. :)

2000 saves

congrats to crosshairs for not being a nerd with 1000000 b/p

At 9/13/06 05:51 PM, Crosshairs wrote: congrats to crosshairs for not being a nerd with 1000000 b/p

If you're not a nerd, why are you posting here, in this thread, on the NG BBS, on Newgrounds, on the Internet, instead of doing something outside, in real life? :)

Almost missed it, 2,000th post! Can I get a screen shot Afro?

At 9/13/06 09:27 PM, Agak wrote: Almost missed it, 2,000th post!

Congrats

Can I get a screen shot Afro?

k

At 9/13/06 05:22 PM, blackplastic wrote: 2000 saves

congratualations

At 9/13/06 09:38 PM, AfroUnderscoreStud wrote:

Can I get a screen shot Afro?

k

Thaaaanks

Elite Guard First Lieutenant
And 7.50 VP(so low D:)

Level 10

At 9/13/06 11:53 PM, MadCow wrote: Elite Guard First Lieutenant

Congrats MadCow. Just broke 72,000 b/p points myself.

How long is the warranty on a coffin? :)=

At 9/14/06 12:19 AM, ReconRebel wrote: How long is the warranty on a coffin? :)=

30 days, you never known if you want to return it and get a different one before grandpa croaks, burying underground voids all warranties and returns.

I have new level a new aura under the classic system 19 is the last level I made it to. So hooray for me not the best icon but the silver and blue match precisely. might take another day to finally get it.

generic congrats to all.

YES! I AM NOW LEVEL 10 AFTER OVER NINE MONTHS!

Congrats to:
Agak - 2,000 posts.
blackplastic - 2,000 saves.
head2toewinner - Bronze whistle.
Ichimanako - 2,000 exp.
isCRULZ - Level 19.
MadCow - EG First Lieutenant, and 7.50 VP.
Petroleum - Level 10.
Ppink-Ssoda - Level 10.
ReconRebel - 72,000 b/p.

What, no gif? :(

At 9/12/06 08:29 PM, schneelocke wrote: Wherever you want. :)

So many places to choose from...
:O

Here's one for you, too. ;) *tosses*

Yummy. :)

At 9/13/06 04:06 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'd better hit the sun bed after the gym tonight then :)

:D