At 6/15/05 09:08 PM, totoum wrote: hey i have a nice round number on my blam protect count, lucky me!

So have I :
Blam/Protect: Ranked # 700 out of 767,705 users!

Thank you very much to all who felicitated me for being an EGS ! And congrats to all who have ranked up !

At 6/16/05 01:05 AM, JerkClock wrote: As soon as one gives up, the other probably will too, it's that damn bagman who wi will be nemesis' biggest obstacle, though I do like shrapnel too.

Check NeMs last post, he said he's quit NG.

At 6/16/05 01:18 AM, Kevindeed wrote: -Master_Inuyasha: First Lieutenant, nice badge, good luck on the rest'a the climb!

Heh, yeah, it'll be a while, but I'll get to my 100k total in years time.

At 6/16/05 01:28 AM, AnzRage wrote: Oh yeah finally a rank up. 19500 blam/protections. Almost 6.00 basic voting power with out the bonus. Heh now I need a new sig. No one wants to make me one.

Nice. But you could always make your own sig right? You are a flash artist and do have flash programs as well right? So there you go.

At 6/16/05 05:07 AM, -Mazza- wrote: -Master_Inuyasha: 8,000 Blams, 3,000 Saves, EG First Lieutenant. Coincidence, or did

I planed it. I had about 7,911 when I hit 3k saves, and decided to just go for blams. Granted, you might think I passed saves up, but I logged onto my friends account and got saves on hers because, well, Police Capitan is a shitty rank. :P

Always liked the golden hammer myself. Narcissus will level up soon aswell.

Yeah, in about 11 days or so. I keep tabs on all of the top 50 ones. Too bad it can't expand to top 500 users in XP. :/

At 6/16/05 05:48 AM, -Mazza- wrote: So how do they calculate who's first? By whoever deposited first?

Ah, this I can tell you.

http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=375

^Pimp

http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=219

^humantarget52

Now, you see the bit with the ' id=### ' bit? That determines who is first. The one with the lower number will be first, as in the one who signed up before the other one.

In this case, ht52 singed up to NG BEFORE Pimp, so that makes him [ ht52 ] first in XP, and Pimp second. Understand?

At 6/16/05 06:04 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: I think posts will come first since i only need 60 posts, and EXP is only 8 deposits away then the last one which is closing in at 1,400 saves its moving along...

Looking at it now, you are probably right.

I would have hit 10,000 posts sometime ago but i find myself abit bored of posting as i get closer to 10,000 heh, ohwell sooner or later...

I'm just lurking more so. Alot of users I used to know have left NG, or come by less and less, and it's sad at times when they aren't around. : (

At 6/16/05 06:45 AM, Myst_Williams wrote: And trust me, i need all the luck i can get.

Exam eh? What is it on?

At 6/16/05 08:39 AM, Frostbreath wrote: What else to type? I just hit top 1,000 b/p, that worth mentioning?

Yep, it's a pretty round number.

Also, if someone would take their time to fill me in on the latest news, i'd gladly appreciate it.

humantarget52 missed a deposit and him and Pimp are both level 30s on and off.

At 6/16/05 10:18 AM, IM_KOOL_R_U wrote: Now I have 20,000 BLAMs

About time. So, that means you are back to b/p now?

At 6/16/05 10:52 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: I was only on AIM last night because of Uberbarista.

Play around with them, see what happens.

---

Thanks to those who congratulated me. And congratulations to those who achived that I didn't quote.

Yay! Elite Guard Sergeant First Class at last! Also yesterday I made it into the top 400 B/P which is a strange coincidence because I made it into the top 500 last time I ranked up. Congrats to everyone else who's moving up in the world.

Ack!, I got booted from the top 50 Blam/Protectors, luckily I have all afternoon free so I might jump back into it again... and it doesn't look too bad for me either.

Current stats for ranks 51 - 45 (might not come out as I wanted ;/ )

# - - -Username - - BP - - - Distance
45 - - Captain Bob -22393 -. NA
46 - - Toocool100 - 23394 - -1
47 - - _lightning_ - 23379 -. 15
48 - - _altr_ - - - - -. 23354 -. 15
49 - - Stafffighter - 23342 -. 12
50 - - Befell - - - - -- 23339 -. 3
51 - - wismty - - - - 23336 - , 3

We're all less than 100 bp away!

I might not pass them all today but I can try! >=)

Btw, I have no idea who's #52...

Two more things to mention:

1. I saw that penis video getting uploaded onto the portal. :S Now I know to avoid flashes with a filesize of 584kb, unless the filesize keeps changing. :S

2. I have received an email from someone that I find 10 times dumber than the emails I've been receiving from koreaman.

from author of bbs post david firth
HAIGHE43@aol.com
to me
u cant afford final fantasy 9 so fuck u

The funny part is that I have FFIX and he doesn't believe me. XD So hilarious! I think I should have a hate mail page to post all of the hate mail I've received since I've got a lot since the start of this month. XD

Greetz fly out to:

RedCircle - experience spot #499
Sarai - level 9 and 700 posts... actually, not a big achievement. Please come with something bigger next time =)
The_Ass_Clown - 1234 posts... nice.
thefinalcooljudge - top 600 BP rank
Master_Inuyasha - various BP achievements, congratulations :D
AnzRage - EGBG. Congrats.
totoum - low, but rare BP position
Frostbreath - top 1000 BP position
IM_KOOL_R_U - 20k blams... WHOAH! Nice!
MrT-Time - BP spot #700
scratchscientist - EGSFC. 'grats.g

At 6/16/05 10:52 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: 1. Why the hell is Worms popular on Newgrounds? Not that I hate the game. I remember playing the original game around six years ago, but seeing Worms quite a lot of times on NG? Hmm.

Because worms was amazing !

At 6/16/05 02:24 PM, wismty wrote: Ack!, I got booted from the top 50 Blam/Protectors, luckily I have all afternoon free so I might jump back into it again... and it doesn't look too bad for me either.

God dang it ! bad luck wismty, im sure you will barge your way back in soon enough.

We're all less than 100 bp away!

Hold fuck things are close up there.

At 6/16/05 02:45 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: 2. I have received an email from someone that I find 10 times dumber than the emails I've been receiving from koreaman.

from author of bbs post david firth

I've had the exact same thing, the guy was going on about how im gay with burnt face man, i found it most hilariouse lol.

I just responded with sacrasm and the person got pissed off and gave up lol.

At 6/16/05 02:24 PM, wismty wrote: Ack!, I got booted from the top 50 Blam/Protectors, luckily I have all afternoon free so I might jump back into it again... and it doesn't look too bad for me either.

Current stats for ranks 51 - 45 (might not come out as I wanted ;/ )

# - - -Username - - BP - - - Distance
45 - - Captain Bob -22393 -. NA
46 - - Toocool100 - 23394 - -1
47 - - _lightning_ - 23379 -. 15
48 - - _altr_ - - - - -. 23354 -. 15
49 - - Stafffighter - 23342 -. 12
50 - - Befell - - - - -- 23339 -. 3
51 - - wismty - - - - 23336 - , 3

We're all less than 100 bp away!

I might not pass them all today but I can try! >=)

Btw, I have no idea who's #52...

lol how did you drop I mean toocool was like ranked 50 before and struggling to stay top 50. He's only saves movies. He doesn't blam so you can always beat him.

At 6/16/05 05:07 AM, -Mazza- wrote:

At 6/16/05 12:05 AM, _matt_ wrote: Well, until HT deposits I will love every second of having the sexy chain of level 15.

Lol @ pwn

Eh, well, in 7 hours it will all be worth it again. And we can be 'twins.' Doesn't that sound fun?

New milestone for me: 24 000 blams. Missed the screenshot because I gained 2 blams at the same moment. ;/

At 6/16/05 01:07 PM, Master_Inuyasha wrote: Exam eh? What is it on?

Thurs/Fri = Morality Exam
Monday = Anthropology/Sociology Exam
Tuesday = English Lit Exam

Lots of fun, fuf, fun. : P

Meh, I rarely come in here, so forgive me for not knowing everyone's accomplishments and just throwing out a blanket congratulations to everyone who's doen something noteworthy in the past few days/weeks.

Today I leveled up to level 14, and within the next day or two I'll have hit 3,000 posts and soon thereafter I'll hit 5.00 posts per day. I'm really only pumped about level 14 though. Now I just have to wait until October 24 to finally get the awesome looking chain (I did read through the last page though... so don't start taunting me, _matt_).

Congratulations, all, and see you again when I reach level 15. :-)

At 6/16/05 04:15 PM, AnzRage wrote: lol how did you drop I mean toocool was like ranked 50 before and struggling to stay top 50. He's only saves movies. He doesn't blam so you can always beat him.

Well, Toocool100 might be only getting saves, but he gets a ton of them every day! >=(, besides I haven't gotten many blams/protects in the last few weeks/months, so it wasn't hard to expect that I was going to drop some ranks fast...

But I'll do my best to beat that flash saving freak to the third general rank :P.

At 6/16/05 02:24 PM, wismty wrote:

Ack!, I got booted from the top 50 Blam/Protectors, luckily I have all afternoon free so I might jump back into it again... and it doesn't look too bad for me either.

God dang it ! bad luck wismty, im sure you will barge your way back in soon enough.

Well, I barged my way back in already =D, I've passed Befell, Stafffighter and _altr_. so if my calculations are correct, I'm currently at rank #48, and am 7 b/p points away from _lightning_ , 17 B/p's from Captain Bob, and 21 bps from TooCool100... Muahahaha!

I've never passed so many ranks so fast, apart from when I first started bping =D

Revenge sure is sweet. </insert evil laughter here>

Hmmm...I'm usually not a frequenter of the boards or these threads, but I suppose just for kicks I should mention I made 10k Blam points today. Of course, the saves are far in the distance from hitting that mark. But I suppose it's worth noting somewhere.

At 6/16/05 10:52 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: 1. Why the hell is Worms popular on Newgrounds? Not that I hate the game. I remember playing the original game around six years ago, but seeing Worms quite a lot of times on NG? Hmm.

2. AIM is not a safe place for me. Some people I didn't know (well, maybe I might know who it is, but the names weren't familiar) IM'ed m. One asked to have cyber sex with me. If I didn't he would slit his wrists. I knew it was a trap. Another random person said my flash was good and then said s/he'll strip naked and take a picture of themselves, so I blocked him/her. The others, well, it doesn't matter. I was only on AIM last night because of Uberbarista.

Okay, the first I can understand (although lmao at that dumbass story), but the second... WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BLOCK A WOMAN WHO WANTED TO SEND YOU PORN OF HERSELF!? Goddamn, you're either asexual, or you're too scared to come out of the closet. That is the most fucked up thing I've heard in years.

At 6/16/05 01:07 PM, Master_Inuyasha wrote:

Check NeMs last post, he said he's quit NG.

Damnit I hope someone picks up his password.

At 6/16/05 02:24 PM, wismty wrote: Btw, I have no idea who's #52...

QuikFox

At 6/16/05 02:45 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: 1.

Just flag it.

2.

Meh, just ignore it. Block their e-mail.

At 6/16/05 06:41 PM, EKRegulus wrote: New milestone for me: 24 000 blams.

<--- Is jelous

<--- Hacking your account

P

At 6/16/05 06:52 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: Thurs/Fri = Morality Exam

Ouch

Monday = Anthropology/Sociology Exam

Ouch x 3

Tuesday = English Lit Exam

OUCH! x 10

Lots of fun, fuf, fun. : P

Good luck on them, you'll need it.

At 6/16/05 06:57 PM, Evark wrote: Today I leveled up to level 14, and within the next day or two I'll have hit 3,000 posts and soon thereafter I'll hit 5.00 posts per day. I'm really only pumped about level 14 though. Now I just have to wait until October 24 to finally get the awesome looking chain

That's pretty cool. A nice string of achivements like that, nice. :)

At 6/16/05 08:39 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: O_O

Wooh, pretty nice there bud, 9k posts sounds nice, but you do have an awfuly slow b/p rate. :/

At 6/17/05 12:24 AM, JerkClock wrote: Damnit I hope someone picks up his password.

Both ramagi and Joe have his account info.

---

Well, I'm a bit glad, and really sad.

I was given a level 15 account, but from my good friend The_Redangleprince. Seems like he's grow tired of whatever is upsetting him here, and has decided to leave NG, if not for a while, but maybe all together forever. My friend Aasha has pretty much left NG as well which is quite sad. A leader of once a fine club, now gone from NG. Quite sad. :'(

I will however get their accounts to the levels they would like, but that will take years time, and by then, I might be leaving NG as well. It's changing rapidly, not liking some of it, but here is to hopeing for the better.

:: opens a bottle of pepermint schnapps ::

---

Oh, and the usual ' good job ' to the rest of you folk.

At 6/17/05 12:44 AM, Master_Inuyasha wrote:

Both ramagi and Joe have his account info.

Well I hope one of them starts using it, if that account doesn't reach level 30 then no one will ever reach 16 votes.

At 6/17/05 12:59 AM, JerkClock wrote:

At 6/17/05 12:44 AM, Master_Inuyasha wrote:

Both ramagi and Joe have his account info.

Well I hope one of them starts using it, if that account doesn't reach level 30 then no one will ever reach 16 votes.

You mean 16.00 voting power. If only humantarget or pimp blamed protected they would be the most powerful users.

At 6/16/05 02:24 PM, wismty wrote: Btw, I have no idea who's #52...

52 - QuikFox - 22,693 b/p
53 - nimmer - 22,556 b/p
54 - TimScheff - 22,180 b/p
55 - Stormwarden - 22,125 b/p
56 - carmelhadinosaur - 21,875 b/p
57 - swive - 21,786 b/p
58 - XwaynecoltX - 21,092 b/p

Btw, I have no idea who's #59...

Thanks to:
Bahamut7, iscruLz, -Mazza-

At 6/12/05 01:55 PM, BonusStage wrote: holy snap carmel that's awesome, which one is it though :P

Yaythanks Origami Studio 1.1 now it's 93 ppl with mymoviesinfavs but i'm not the random artist anymore 0':

SO ... MANY ... ELLIPSES ...*SHOOTS* ... *SELF* ...

Check

All i wish is that you'd have gone and made that one continue off boundaries so it doesn't stub at the end ... well actually ai just wonder why you didn't O_O

I... I knew about it (your level 13)... But.. I just.. DUNNO :'O

At 6/17/05 01:05 AM, AnzRage wrote:
You mean 16.00 voting power. If only humantarget or pimp blamed protected they would be the most powerful users.

But they won't, neither will shrapnel.

At 6/17/05 01:14 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: 52 - QuikFox - 22,693 b/p
53 - nimmer - 22,556 b/p
54 - TimScheff - 22,180 b/p
55 - Stormwarden - 22,125 b/p
56 - carmelhadinosaur - 21,875 b/p
57 - swive - 21,786 b/p
58 - XwaynecoltX - 21,092 b/p

Cool i didnt know how mucg i had total heh, and not a bad climb ill work up that list before long heh...

~X~

Here's an achievement. I just passed TheJoe in BP points.
Crono-, I hate to say it but..., you're next!

What's the point when you're already EGSC?

At 6/17/05 01:54 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: Here's an achievement. I just passed TheJoe in BP points.
Crono-, I hate to say it but..., you're next!

Congrats YoinK. What's your average point gain per day? I'm somewhere around 60 per day. I can't believe I actually missed an experience deposit yesterday. At least I didn't lose the 99th spot. That would've sucked.

At 6/17/05 02:03 AM, ReconRebel wrote:

At 6/17/05 01:54 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: Here's an achievement. I just passed TheJoe in BP points.
Crono-, I hate to say it but..., you're next!

I'm somewhere around 60 per day.

Pretty decent pace. I say around 100 a day during the summer would be good.

I can't believe I actually missed an experience deposit yesterday. At least I didn't lose the 99th spot. That would've sucked.

Shit that sucks. I guess someone else forgot to deposit as well. Or they weren't close to you maybe a few points ahead or behind of you.

At 6/16/05 05:01 PM, _matt_ wrote:

At 6/16/05 05:07 AM, -Mazza- wrote:

At 6/16/05 12:05 AM, _matt_ wrote: Well, until HT deposits I will love every second of having the sexy chain of level 15.

Lol @ pwn

Eh, well, in 7 hours it will all be worth it again. And we can be 'twins.' Doesn't that sound fun?

See? It was worth it, and also I hit the nice benchmark of 6,000 xp with a level up :D According to what I have heard, most people consider levels 15 and higher to be 'high leveled' so now, I guess, my the majority of the users I am considered high leveled or something...yay!

And congrats to everyone, just because I happen to be in a good mood, and good luck with your next goal :D

At 6/14/05 03:44 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: I dont have a lot of time.. so congrats all!

But you have the time to quote my posts, so I shall return the favour. I think I have more time.

I am well.... and busy... and a lil stressed. Exams are rough, but i only got about 8 more school days left... so then... i will be back and free at last. Thank the heavens.

Well, I wish you luck and I'm sure you'll do extremely well. Especially for English. Speaking of which, I managed to revive my inspiration of a book I completed early last year (draft format, very basic) and slowly working on it when I have the time. I also feel that my future career is in science.

Also, there's all these new users in here that I have never seen before. Morph, matt etc and I want you to talk to me because I'm boring and have no life (I want to know you and I like to talk), so people who don't know me, please post replies back. It would be appreciated. =)

And now how is everyone on a night like this? Me? Oh boy, I'm the most happiest man alive. I haven't won anything or got anything new, just finally figured that one should make the most of everything. It really changes things so much. I'm living life happy now.

At 6/17/05 02:01 AM, JerkClock wrote: What's the point when you're already EGSC?

To reach higher ranks in other lists, such as the RCVL, or the Pentalist!

War of the Portal - Part 4
14 - “Pains of the Heart”

“Stop this nonsense at once!” Growled Gfoxcook. MPA ignored this, causing his right hand to become charged with electricity. “Doing that will not hurt me!” Gfoxcook flashed his teeth in anger as the enraged man charged forwards, flaring his wrist forwards at incredible speed. Crimson threads flew in front of the guard as MPA froze, trying to push against a web of string.
“Kiba!” Gfoxcook looked back to Kiba as he smiled, nodding his head.
“I won’t let these people kill us. What do you want us to do though?”
“Silence!” Ramagi raised her rod, raising earth around her. She thrust it upwards, causing an oncoming hail of humus ready to slice them to pieces.
“Vocare vis vires contego. Liberare!” Stamper roared as a blurred dome rippled around them, forming an invisible shield as the stones of hail smashed against air, shattering apart and sliding downwards from the shielded dome.

“We don’t want to hurt you,” said Gfoxcook. “We just want the best for you. Stop fighting now and let us explain.”
“All you can do is make excuses,” spat Tom. “Isn’t it?”
“It’s not like that!” Growled Myst. “These people didn’t kill Dobio!”
“And who the hell may you be,” snarled Figmentum. “Another ass kisser?”
Recon stepped in front of Myst who growled, ready to leap forward in attempt to tear the smirking man apart.
“It’s not worth it,” he said as he glanced to Myst, then back to the other group. “We keep telling you that we didn’t kill Dobio, but you don’t believe us. What makes you think it was us?”
Rooty stepped to SK’s side, whispering in his ear. SK nodded, whispering back. Rooty shook his head and spoke loudly.
“Dobio had a device that told us if any harm was done to him. The only people who would have wanted him dead were you!”
“Why do you accuse us of that?” Boomed Lightning. “We didn’t kill him. He was already dead when we found him and then the King…” Suddenly, it dawned on the small group.
“Who is this ‘King’ you speak of?” SK appeared to have little patience.
“The King of the Portal must have killed Dobio. It makes sense if you think about it,” said Gfoxcook, now deep in thought. “Listen to us for a moment please.”
“Why should we do that?” Roared Marcus, red in the face with anger.
“Because we want to reason with you,” sighed the guard. He nodded as he spoke slowly. “The King of the Portal is the ultimate submission of this world, the one that holds most power. We had decided a month ago to attack his brother, a Geminus Lord. It seems that the King wanted to exact his revenge on us, because D0GMA, a god aided us.”

“Your cryptic clues make no sense,” impatiently said Tom. “What does that have to with Dobio? He tried to help you but you just had to go against him!”
“What do you mean?” Asked Recon, whose eyelids were slightly raised from the word ‘against’.
“Dobio has been trying to destroy the submissions since the beginning,” Tom sighed, explaining his story. The other stared wide eyed in awe. “But of course, you had to kill him!”
“That’s the thing!” Growled Kiba. “We didn’t. We think that because Dobio was a God, he was targeted!”
“A God?” SCD seemed in frenzy. “Since when were you on polite terms with us and called Dobio a God?”
“You have to listen to us,” Gfoxcook cleared his voice, ready to speak as loud as he could. “Now!”

The others jumped as they stared at the guard, who quickly took the opportunity. He nodded at Kiba, who released the threads around MPA’s body, causing him to fall on the ground to his knees and stare at them without moving.
“Time is short. The King is after those who the Gods stayed with, that is Dobio and D0GMA. It seems that we have all made the major mistake of misunderstanding one another, but we must cast these hard feelings aside for now. If we are to find a way to stop the King before we all die then what hope do we have? Please, calm down and help us. Ramagi! I don’t know why you left us, but there is no time to keep your emotions up at a time like this. If I can’t convince you to stop us, then hell knows who will!”