Well, I'm setting a goal for my self, by the end of the summer I want to have 2000 posts and 8000 blams. If I really try, I bet I can get way past these.

500th post. I know its not much, but it's a lot for me. :)

1337 Guard Sergeant

reporting for duty

Lol... thinkin i might hav to stick around for a loooong time likes

At 5/23/05 09:29 PM, HairydragonballZ wrote: 1337 Guard Sergeant reporting for duty.

Heh, I haven't heard anyone say something like that ever since the NGA disbanded. Most of the core members have left Newgrounds for other pursuits. The whole thing seems like a distant memory but it was still a blast.

Tch. Lousy Recon hiding his RG identity. He even made sure not to use his real age(Or at least his age according to his NG profile). The closest user was again, TheDerelict, at age 50, even though I highly doubt that's the users real age.

It's like looking for a needle in a needlestack...

Anyway, congrats go out to all, especially our new EGSC. Congrats!

At 5/23/05 10:08 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Tch. Lousy Recon hiding his RG identity. He even made sure not to use his real age (Or at least his age according to his NG profile).

Like I said before Pure, my Retrogade profile is completely different from my Newgrounds' profile although all the information on the Recon account is accurate.

The closest user was again, TheDerelict, at age 50, even though I highly doubt that's the users real age.

Hah! The user is probably 13 years old. Why do you keep comparing me to this Derelict dude? I'm not a freakin' vagrant ya know! I work for a living!

It's like looking for a needle in a needlestack...

What truly amazes me is your determination to find the answer.

If you've noticed this notice you'll have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing (((Pure)))

Congrats to everyone on everything!

I made 12,000 exp points!

How many other users have gotten that far?

ry/

At 5/23/05 10:08 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: It's like looking for a needle in a needlestack...

Yeah and you know what is going to happen after you find that needle, it is going to poke you in your finger and help you to realize you search is worthless, oh goodness pure you are such a silly little boy, but I suppose you have time to grow haha, b ut good luck on your quest!

Anyway, congrats go out to all, especially our new EGSC. Congrats!

Yes and well said, now what the hell is bonus going to do? He has gotten to a point where he has become useless, and hence less posting? One can only hope!!! <3 jk bonus u kno wee got luf 4 j00!!! But totally a big congrats to you on that number25muthafuckingeliteguardsupremecommander!!

At 5/23/05 11:35 PM, RyanAn wrote: I made 12,000 exp points!

Congrats, and it only took about 5 years

At 5/22/05 07:34 PM, ReconRebel wrote: I'm keeping my account active on Retrogade. Most of my stats now rank in the top 100 and I'll be leveling up soon too!

Well maybe you should try posting for once huh? ;)

At 5/23/05 11:06 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: I guess I should go back to that site sometime. I am a member there, but I made one review, one post and I'm at level 7. I'm happy on Newgrounds.

You should. It's a great site.

can someone contact me with some help explaining how the whole exp system works on newgrounds? thanks

At 5/23/05 11:35 PM, RyanAn wrote: Congrats to everyone on everything!

I made 12,000 exp points!

How many other users have gotten that far?

ry/

AWsome dude...

12,000 exp hell i would have had that if i never took off that year heh, anyways congrats on that awsome milestone...

~X~

when you type on forums can you just write whatever you want wherever? i mean not anything against the rules but can i simply put "cabbage" on a fair amount of forums for posts?

At 5/24/05 02:41 AM, bojangles242 wrote: when you type on forums can you just write whatever you want wherever? i mean not anything against the rules but can i simply put "cabbage" on a fair amount of forums for posts?

That is also known as ''spam'', which is against the rules. But it was a good thing you asked, far to many newcomers do what they think is right without finding out first.

can someone contact me with some help explaining how the whole exp system works on newgrounds? thanks

From level 1 to 9 the gap it's 50 exp between each level. But later on it becomes tricky. You see, when the current highest level user (Humantarget52) deposits, the gap between 9 and 10, 10 and 11 etc. increases. Toady, the gap is about 920 exp. So just deposit daily and you'll reach thosehigh levels.

War of the Portal - Part 4
13 - “A Duel”

Pure_Lionheart stood motionless, his eyes filled with a monstrous hate. “You will pay for what you’ve done to my wife to be!”
“Who the hell are you?” Panted YoinK_VineS as he glanced behind him, making sure that the P-bot had not been following. -Mazza- only stared in shock.
“I am death!” Pure_Lionheart pulled a silver axed hatchet attached on a long wooden handle; from the loop of his belt. He charged towards the man who quickly took his rod.
“Mazza,” Said YoinK_VineS in a calm voice. “Even though I don’t know what he wants, you stay out of it!”

YoinK_VineS spoke ancient words as the earth beneath the charging Pure_Lionheart began to give way.
“That’s not enough,” Grinned the man. “I’ll show you!” Pure_Lionheart leapt into the air with his axe over his head, ready to slice YoinK_VineS in half.
“You will pay for hurting ramagi!”
“ramagi?” YoinK_VineS flinched, quickly ignoring the name. He produced a barrier effect in front of him.
“Too late!” Roared Pure_Lionheart as he slammed the sharp edge of his hatchet against the barrier, which cracked like glass. YoinK_VineS gasped as he attempted to leap backwards, but it was too late. The Portal stone maintaining the barrier split from the intense force of the metallic axe, breaking in half. An explosion occurred with crimson light as -Mazza- screamed.

“Too simple,” Grinned Pure_Lionheart as he walked to a sulking -Mazza-. His face changed to a look of greed as he stared at the man who was now crying. “ramagi loved YoinK_VineS and he never loved her back.”
“How dare you!” -Mazza- roared, standing up with his metallic pipe charging towards the self talking man.
“Pathetic,” Sighed Pure_Lionheart as he vanished from the avenger’s strike, suddenly appearing behind. “You’re too slow.”
“I am not!” -Mazza- swerved behind him, to attempt to attack Pure_Lionheart in a series of consecutive strikes. All failed.
“You’re a nuisance. I will have to kill you now.”

The ground exploded before Pure_Lionheart’s feet as a man burst outwards, flying directly below the man as his fist pressed against Pure_Lionheart’s chin. The impact caused him to fly a few feet away on the ground while YoinK_VineS landed safely before the small earth hole he had dug.
“Yoink, you’re alive!” -Mazza- said as he slowly moved towards YoinK_VineS, who raised his left hand to stop him.
YoinK_VineS grinned as he took a stance. “Two things; I told you not to attack. Second, can the writer please call me Yoink?”
“I agree,” Laughed Pure_Lionheart. “My name is too long; please call me Pure. And can you please take away the hyphens next to Mazza’s name?”
The writer nodded.

Yoink moved his right hand to the very front of his pants, pulling them open. He looked down into them as he placed his hand in, fumbling. Pure stared with an expression of disgust until a look of horror filled his face when Yoink produced a silver blade.
“It’s time we settle things,” Grinned Yoink. “For once and for all.”
“No need to give me clichés,” Laughed Pure. “Just fight.”
Yoink flared forwards as he swung his blade at tremendous speed against the hacking hatchet. Yoink threw stabs and slashes, ducking and weaving as if he were taking part in a complex dance of moves and techniques. Pure complied, resisting and throwing heavy attacks back, ensuring that he would not lose.
Mazza bit his fingernails as he growled, staring at the two blurs in fear. One blink or a miss could end it for them all. He could not lose his love, not now. But what did he mean when Pure said that Yoink had hurt his wife to be – ramagi?

Yoink flared in all directions as he began to move faster, ignoring his short breath and the sweat that covered his fine body. He roared as he slashed upwards, cutting part of Pure’s face. Wind roared upwards from the fast strike as Yoink took the opportunity to attack the weak, using all his strength to smash the hatchet away from Pure’s hand, who gasped at a monstrous Yoink.
“You’re not going to…?”
Yoink took no time to listen. He grabbed Pure by the collar of his neck and thrust the sword through the man’s chest. Pure coughed blood as his eyes once filled with life hazed and his head flopped downwards. He was dead.
Mazza cried, tears blurring his vision as he stared at the violence. He was hugging Yoink’s leg hard.
“Stop it Yoink, please…stop…”
“I’m sorry Mazza…”

The power of hate and evil had filled Yoink’s blood, causing him to become a monster of terror and to destroy a man’s life without considering the consequences. The sword was a deadly weapon indeed. Yoink vowed from then on to only use his blade to protect those who truly needed protecting, apologizing to his husband once more. The two buried Pure’s body as the stared at the clouded sunset, moving onwards. They could not give up, not now. There was still more that needed to be done.

At 5/23/05 12:01 PM, YoinK_VineS wrote:

Yea.. it's kind of creepy.. but I think Humantarget decided to make an earlier deposit causing the requirements of levels to be higher than they were the other days... I think he made later deposits the past few days and an early one for today which caused me to level down. Oh well... there's always tommorrow.

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Oh well...at least, you have seen the sword. I don't know if I can see it in my life time. :P Maybe there is something more creepy for you: I saw yaya chasing at you back with his sonic b/p speed. So unless he gets sick, he will pass you in b/p points in 2 days, that's so sad. :'(

Coincidence? I don't think so.

At 5/24/05 02:41 AM, bojangles242 wrote: when you type on forums can you just write whatever you want wherever? i mean not anything against the rules but can i simply put "cabbage" on a fair amount of forums for posts?

If you want to get banned, yes.

At 5/23/05 11:35 PM, RyanAn wrote: I made 12,000 exp points!

Congrats

How many other users have gotten that far?

Bout 64...

At 5/24/05 07:21 AM, BonusStage wrote: 4000 experience now too :O:D:)

Congrats Bonus. Portal Buddys ?

At 5/24/05 07:32 AM, High_Roller wrote: Coincidence? I don't think so.

I do congrats high_roller.

Finally back to level 24, hopefully for good. I made 39 reviews yesterday... I should have made it 40... but I got kicked off the computer last night. hah oh well. My next target for reviews is 3,800 reviews.

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

At 5/24/05 09:25 AM, SpawnMoreOverlords wrote: SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

Haha, someone get bored?

At 5/24/05 09:39 AM, Denvish wrote:

At 5/24/05 09:25 AM, SpawnMoreOverlords wrote: SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

Haha, someone get bored?

Yep. Waiting for SC to download an update from battle.net. It's taking forever.

At 5/23/05 05:53 PM, BonusStage wrote: I want to have 20 portal people, because that, would rock, kthx?

So I'm the 20th? Yay!

At 5/24/05 01:01 AM, SeeD419 wrote: You should. It's a great site.

Hmm, I was planning to go back when I have finally made a decent Photoshop, but still, hmm.

At 5/24/05 05:04 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 4
13 - “A Duel”

YoinK_VineS grinned as he took a stance. “Two things; I told you not to attack. Second, can the writer please call me Yoink?”
“I agree,” Laughed Pure_Lionheart. “My name is too long; please call me Pure. And can you please take away the hyphens next to Mazza’s name?”
The writer nodded.

LMAO! What a great story! Thanks for spending some time to make another part of this story, even though I know you've got exams.

At 5/24/05 07:32 AM, High_Roller wrote: Coincidence? I don't think so.

LOL, I could've got that today if I missed another day of depositing, but I've already had that when I was a level 10.

At 5/24/05 08:35 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: Finally back to level 24, hopefully for good.

I'll kill HT if he levels you down again.

Congrats to:

HairydragonballZ - Elite Guard Sergeant
RyanAn - 12000 EXP. Damn 6.
BonusStage - 4000 EXP

Congrats to:

-LegendaryPancake: Lv 10. Nice.
-Metal_Therapy: 500 Posts. I'd have waited until 1,000 to post, but that's just me.
-Hairydragonballz: EG Sergeant. Always liked that badge.
-RyanAn: 12,000 Exp. Nice.
-BonusStage: 4,000 Exp. You just don't stop....doing....stuff....er, don't you?
-High_Roller: 666 Exp required. Evil.
-YoinK_VineS: Lv 24....Again....

At 5/23/05 02:45 PM, Maus wrote: LOLOL. He meant Maus = German Super Tank. The Panzer Maus was a 100 ton tank used in WWII. So you're both right, but talking at cross purposes. ;)

Ooooooohhhh.....Alpha does sound like a name for a tank, though. Or any military vehicle, for that matter.
Bleh, don't know much about tanks and stuff anyway.

At 5/24/05 01:05 AM, bojangles242 wrote: can someone contact me with some help explaining how the whole exp system works on newgrounds? thanks

You're aware that the very same question was asked just a few centimeters above your post, right?

At 5/24/05 05:04 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 4
13 - “A Duel”

Great chapter, this one. For starters, there's more of me in it, and second, it's just plain awesome :P

“How dare you!” -Mazza- roared, standing up with his metallic pipe charging towards the self talking man.

*Chain

“Pathetic,” Sighed Pure_Lionheart as he vanished from the avenger’s strike, suddenly appearing behind. “You’re too slow.”
“I am not!” -Mazza- swerved behind him, to attempt to attack Pure_Lionheart in a series of consecutive strikes. All failed.
“You’re a nuisance. I will have to kill you now.”

Aw, I finally get to fight, and I get my ass whooped :(

“Stop it Yoink, please…stop…”

I so wish I was the man in this relation.

(Oh, by the way, I wish I could get rid of my hyphens, too, but some douche with no posts or movies is already called "Mazza")

I just reached 29000 blam/protect pts.

Don't bother congratulating me, I won't care anyway.

Next objective: 22000 blams.

At 5/24/05 11:50 AM, BonusStage wrote:

At 5/24/05 11:20 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: So I'm the 20th? Yay!

19th actually, but you'll be one of 20 if that's any consulation ;P

ONCE I GET A 20TH ):<

I own Flash. Just in case you get desperate. Also, congratz on getting 4,000 exp.

At 5/24/05 12:02 PM, Mazza wrote: Aw, I finally get to fight, and I get my ass whooped :(

Ehehehe. Well at least you're in it, unlike me.

At 5/24/05 11:20 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

At 5/24/05 01:01 AM, SeeD419 wrote: You should. It's a great site.

Hmm, I was planning to go back when I have finally made a decent Photoshop, but still, hmm.

Oh wait a minute, I decided to go back on RG today and blah, I returned at the wrong time. :S I've read the news posts to see what's wrong with Retrogade and I know now. :S

At 5/24/05 11:50 AM, BonusStage wrote: 19th actually, but you'll be one of 20 if that's any consulation ;P

19th? What a boring number.

At 5/24/05 12:16 PM, EKRegulus wrote: I just reached 29000 blam/protect pts.

Don't bother congratulating me, I won't care anyway.

Congrats anyway. 29000 is a lot and just shows how close you are to EGSC.

At 5/24/05 12:24 PM, Frostbreath wrote: I own Flash. Just in case you get desperate. Also, congratz on getting 4,000 exp.

I have Flash as well, but no, I won't co-author him.

At 5/23/05 08:55 PM, boloneyman wrote: Well, I'm setting a goal for my self, by the end of the summer I want to have 2000 posts and 8000 blams. If I really try, I bet I can get way past these.

HAHAHA, but you have to pass me first!! finally got my 3333 blams biatch!! Check it!

At 5/23/05 09:29 PM, HairydragonballZ wrote: 1337 Guard Sergeant

reporting for duty

ME > you!!!