I forgot to post here on my birthday (April 30). Going up one year is kind of like leveling up. :o

Also, I finally figured out how to do this. >:)

Yes, the list of deposit races does not get updated, but it is still fun to try to be first to deposit (like I have said before, I believe).

At 5/3/05 12:09 AM, BonusStage wrote:

haha thank GOD i'm not insane

You're the best at telling jokes. :)

Congratulations to:

dawsdani: Elite Guard second Lieutenant
Myst: Elite Guard Major
Tom_s00: Elite Guard Praposhchik
MrCuddles: Elite Guard Sergeant
RyanAn: Number 5 Reviewer
Kazuo_Kiriyama: Happy Birthday

Bleh:

So, hey guys.

I DJed TOTALLY drunk last night, and apparently, I made a whole bunch of people shit their pants in laughter. I think the show went well =) I'll try and do it again (maybe not drunk) in a few days. Probably Wednesday night or so.

I'm currently listening to Out Lady Peace - Superman's Dead. It's a great song, and if you haven't heard it, go out and find it!

So, I'm officially NOT working on Mothers Day. I'm so happy, because it's the busiest day of the year, and 15 hours of work without a break just doesn't appeal to me anymore...especially when I'm waiting tables.

At 5/2/05 04:07 PM, -Myst- wrote: Oooooh yeah! Take a look at my new and shinny Elite Guard Major badge!

Awsome dude...

And a vp boosted up to 10.31, how far from the top 50? Hope it's not very far, 'cause it's gonna be a loooooong time until my next rank up hehe.

10.31 hehe getting close me only at 10.46 or something, i better put a move on things heh...

~X~

Over 8,000 experience now, woo hoo!

Hello everyone, how are you feeling today?

I noticed XkwiziTOnE make a returing post in here. It's good to see him pop around again. Afterburner...

Nothing much from this side to report except that I'm partially tired (as always). I have a lot of work to do and I'll be around.

At 5/2/05 03:32 PM, Coop83 wrote: Usually the people getting beaten savagely with said whips and chains, leaving their bodies a twisted mess of lacerations.

You'd be surprised.

At 5/2/05 04:07 PM, -Myst- wrote: Oooooh yeah! Take a look at my new and shinny Elite Guard Major badge!

Cool, congrats. :)

And a vp boosted up to 10.31, how far from the top 50? Hope it's not very far, 'cause it's gonna be a loooooong time until my next rank up hehe.

The top 50 entry score is about 22134 at the moment, so you need another 8000 points at least. Or, rather, you'd need 8000 if that amount'd stay the same, which it won't.

At 5/2/05 05:14 PM, bila wrote:

bila - Birthday, Level 23 (I sure hope to get there myself some day, but if HT keeps on depositing every day, it'll take me almost five years to get to level 20 alone. >_>)

it comes faster than you'd think

Not really anymore. :/ Of course, I can always hope that the highest-level users stop depositing, which would make it easier for me to get to the higher levels myself, but I don't really want to count on that.

I did actually do some calculations, too. Five years is pretty much accurate for level 20 for me, assuming that ht52 will keep on depositing every day.

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Also, congrats to:

Tom_s00 - Elite Guard Praporshchik
MrCuddles - Elite Guard Sergeant
RyanAn - #5 review user
Kazuo_Kiriyama - Birthday, first deposit of the day ^^
_IAMCanadian_ - 2000 blams
jonthomson - 8000 XP (getting closer and closer to the pentalist! ^^)

War of the Portal - Part 4
8 - “Gathering”
Interesting note: The Latin – ‘Vocare vis viris extermino’ literally means ‘I am summoning the strength to destroy’. It translates to ‘I summon the power to destroy’.

ramagi stared at MPA who held a positive grin on his face. He dared not fight against ramagi as he was aware of the reflective shield which surrounded her.
“Why are you here?” Snarled Tom_s00, demanding for answers.
“The same reason you are here,” ramagi replied coolly. “To destroy our enemies.”
“What do you mean by our enemies?” Questioned Slightly_Crazy_Dude, who had alcohol spilt all over his shirt. ramagi’s eyes twitched as she stared at the kilt that was covering his pants.
“Those who resisted you from the start,” She looked at Rooty-the-Pie and ShittyKitty; spies for Dobio. “Those who I once called my friends.”
“They are not our enemies,” Said FIGMENTUM as he entered the room tightening the grip on his bronze gauntlet. “They never were.”
“What do you mean?” ramagi was confused. She was sure that Dobio was after them all this time. It all made logical sense.
“Dobio’s enemy has always been the submissions.” M-A-R-C-U-S said, staring at ramagi closely.

“I don’t understand, but…” A memory flickered in ramagi’s head.

The demon laughed at Jonthomson. “I see a great hunger in you. The man who wishes to destroy us is succeeding, but there are mortal fools trying to stop him. But you, yes you will be a part of the man who wishes to destroy soon.”
“I don’t understand you! I’m already helping my friends to destroy all of you!”

“Dobio…was trying to destroy the submissions?”
“Correct,” Rooty-the-Pie only grinned. “Dobio only tried to stop you because you were ruining his plans.”
“…the mortal fools…” ramagi stood still, half frozen by the thought while Slightly_Crazy_Dude purposely dropped his bear mug near ramagi’s shoes. He grinned as he squatted down, his eyes pointed upwards while taking his time to fumble for the glass. “…it can’t be…” Her eyelids dropped as she moved forwards. Slightly_Crazy_Dude gasped as his head was halfway up her skirt, when she fell and her body snugged around the drunken man’s head.

ramagi moaned, waking up to a full body rub by all the six men in the room. Her body ached as she slowly sat up; every part of her body had been rubbed vigorously. Every.
“Where am I?” She said as she looked around the small room in confusion. She stared at the six men who rubbed her legs, looking in the direction of her trimmed skirt.
“You’re safe here,” Said ShittyKitty in a smug voice. “Dobio should be back soon.”
At once, ramagi sat up erect like the world had fallen around her. Memories returned as she looked around the room. “If Dobio is destroying the submissions, then we can help! If we join together, then we’ll be more useful than we are when we’re separate.”
“We,” FIGMENTUM sighed. “Who is we?”
“It depends as to how Dobio thinks,” Replied Tom_s00. “We obey him only.”

M-A-R-C-U-S lifted his head like a dog to stare at the locked door behind him. “Did you hear that?”
“Hear what?” Slightly_Crazy_Dude stared at M-A-R-C-U-S as if he was stupid.
“No, it can’t be…” Tom_s00 had a look of horror burnt onto his face.
“Can’t be what? What are you talking about?” ramagi pulled her legs away from the massagers as she stood up, wiping herself clean.
“Dobio is…” ShittyKitty quickly moved to the door as he opened it quickly. Footsteps echoed down the hallway as ramagi heard a man’s scream. The other five quickly charged out as ramagi stormed down the corridor with them.
“The ball…is broken.” MPA pointed to the broken glass. “He’s dead!”
“Who is?” ramagi wanted answers.
“Dobio.” Said FIGMENTUM.
“What’s happening?” Screamed ramagi in a screeched voice.
“This was a glass ball of red light that Dobio created,” Said MPA. “You could call it a shell that held a weapon that is very powerful. Dobio explicitly explained to us how this ball would stay intact as long as he lived…”
“How can this be…who would have?” Tom_s00 slowly raised his head to make eye contact to ramagi’s face. “Take us to where your friends are. We cannot let them get away with this.”
ramagi paused for a second, a hesitation in harming her friends. Forgetting the remaining pieces of respect she had for them, she nodded. “Follow me.”

At 5/3/05 06:45 AM, jump3rboi wrote: Don't really know if this is an accomplishment, but I just made it into the top #1000 for B/Ping. I'm #999, how nice is that. Hopefully I will be on a list or something in the future.

Sure it is. Congrats! :) As for lists, I'm not sure if the EGRL is dead for good now or not; *if* D0GMA ever updates it, you'll be on there.

The only other list I know still exists is the 2x10K pentalist (done by gfoxcook), and to get on that one, you have to have at least 10000 points in *two* different stats (i.e., blams, saves, XP, posts or reviews), so it's a pretty exclusive circle that's not easy to get into.

It used to be that you need 10K in one stat only until recently, but you can thank Wade for deciding that keeping those lists up to date somehow constitutes a DDoS attack on newgrounds (a site that saturates a 600 mbps pipe with just its regular traffic, one might add).

Admittedly, Wade probably (?) didn't have the pentalist in mind when he said that, but still, he pretty much cracked down on *all* lists, which is a real pity IMO.

At 5/1/05 08:51 PM, ReconRebel wrote: I think bila needs a new sig pic carmel. Is there a way you could make the swizzle stick look a little more... imposing?

Oh lol, only just noticed what you ment, I even updated the sig after he leveled up O_o Congrats bila! :D

RyanAn: top 5 reviewer.
_IAMCanadian_: Corporal bluh.
jonthomson: passed 8,000 exp eh I want an ending number that isnt 0.
Alkador: sleep depraved :: and WotP
jump3rboi: top 1000 b/p rank on a list well I am trying for it also good luck getting there ie top50.
MPA: UOTD.

as for me 1,111 reviews thats a cool number right. only 226 reviews to go.

I just reached 1,000 blams. I'd share a screenshot, if i knew how to take one :P

At 5/2/05 04:52 PM, BonusStage wrote: you're at 90, that means about 5000 more :\

Well, I was talking about the vp list, I know I'm still too far from the top 50 in b/p points :P

At 5/2/05 08:24 PM, The_Redangleknight wrote: Congrats and whatever else to:
-Myst-: Rank up nice silver leaf.

Thanks, but I like the gold one better ;)

At 5/3/05 02:17 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:

At 5/2/05 04:07 PM, -Myst- wrote: Oooooh yeah! Take a look at my new and shinny Elite Guard Major badge!

Awsome dude...

Well, I'm trying :)

10.31 hehe getting close me only at 10.46 or something, i better put a move on things heh...

~X~

Bleh, like if I had any chances :P
But one day we'll be struck at EGSC, that day you'll be screwed by my exp hehe, but until then ;)

Thanks to Ramagi and _IAMcanadian_

Also, cool new episode Alkador, a little confusing in the middle, but your writting style is as good as ever :)

Congrats MPA !!!!!

At 5/3/05 10:33 AM, Tom_s00 wrote: Congrats MPA !!!!!

Eh! Cool! Congrats MPA :)

At 5/3/05 10:13 AM, Frostbreath wrote: I just reached 1,000 blams. I'd share a screenshot, if i knew how to take one :P

Here's one. Generally, pretty much any graphics tool should allow you to take screenshots.

Congrats to:

-dawsdani: EG Second Lieutenant. I really don't understand why they didn't put that rank-up on 10k B/P.
-Myst-: EG Major. Still pretty far until the top 50, still 9,000-10,000 points to go, assuming nobody really votes.
-Tom_s00: EG Praporschik. Huzzah for gold!
-MrCuddles: EG Sergeant. I wouldn't consider that 'hard' yet.
-_IAMCanadian_: 2,000 Blams. I was this close to saying EG Corporal.
-jonthomson: 8,002 Exp. Lol @ 2
-jump3rboi: Top 1,000 B/P. Nice rank number to go with it.
-Alkador: Another great update, finally read this one after skipping like two or so.
-Frostbreath: 1,000 Blams. Print Screen button on keyboard, lol.
-MPA: UOTD. Nice to see another regular on there.

At 5/2/05 03:32 PM, Coop83 wrote: Usually the people getting beaten savagely with said whips and chains, leaving their bodies a twisted mess of lacerations.

I'm not following here.

What's not to like about that?

At 5/2/05 04:52 PM, BonusStage wrote: Oh come on, just because i have SOOOO much more than you means hate :(

Yeah, that's life for you :(

haha we all know where she's put that ;o

Omgpicsplz

Hmm, I think my post got deleted. :S Not sure what I did wrong, unless I didn't post in the first place. :S

Congrats to:

The_Redangleknight - 1111 reviews
Frostbreath - 1000 blams
MPA - 60000 points, BBS user of the day ^^

and everyone I forgot.

At 5/3/05 12:02 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Hmm, I think my post got deleted. :S Not sure what I did wrong, unless I didn't post in the first place. :S

I don't know what you posted, but I think any posting of your own stats without anything else in the post gets it deleted. They're cracking down.
>:( <-------them

At 5/3/05 12:35 PM, _IAMCanadian_ wrote: I don't know what you posted, but I think any posting of your own stats without anything else in the post gets it deleted. They're cracking down.

No, it was quoting to two people and a congrats list. I don't know what was wrong with the post, unless I never posted it. :S Can't remember if I did post it or not.

Yea! Level 13! Now i can bludgeon n00bs to death with my bat!

At 5/3/05 10:52 AM, -Myst- wrote:

At 5/3/05 10:33 AM, Tom_s00 wrote: Congrats MPA !!!!!

Eh! Cool! Congrats MPA :)

Heh ya UOTD is cool, if thats him heh anyways congrats on that MPA, may you have a fun day...

~X~

woo hoo 1337 blams :-)

I got my 22,222nd blam point last night. :)

Hooray! Due to the scaled experience, I get to level up again today!

Well, it's official! I'm now an Elite Guard Master Sergeant!
W00T!

Also, congrats to:
The_Redangleknight
Frostbreath
MPA
Suicidal-kid
Vince50
YoinK_VineS

and everyone else I forgot!

At 5/3/05 06:13 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: Well, it's official! I'm now an Elite Guard Master Sergeant!
W00T!

BonusStage congratulates you

I got this account to 2,000 XP a couple days ago :)

At 5/3/05 05:19 PM, sketch0587 wrote: My main username is
At 5/3/05 06:25 PM, BonusStage wrote:

BonusStage and I

At 5/3/05 07:27 PM, -Lauren- wrote:

found another stupid way to spam with my own account my e-friends' accounts.

The modified quotes are telling us the truth.