At 4/25/05 03:38 AM, _IAMCanadian_ wrote: It signed up on August 27, 2004. The first submission that day was number 183360 and the Portal has just recieved number 233745. That is a total of 50385 submissions since it signed up and it has gotten 29684 points. So that means that it has gotten the point on just under 60% (59.27108% to be exact) of all flash submitted since it signed up. :D

lolz, dang you beat me to it :P
if only i hadnt of signed in on MSN XD roffles.
well, that is a fucking huge percentage...
seriously that guy if he is an actual human must have absolutely no life what-so-ever...
scary.

At 4/24/05 04:09 PM, _IAMCanadian_ wrote: bleh

Can you believe that it got 229 points yesterday? If the Portal is really fast today, he might make EGSC by midnight, if not then tomorrow for sure.

Thanks. Hmm, yeah, that seems to be a pretty prolific user (bot?) indeed. o.o

Congrats on Elite Guard Corporal, too! ^^

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Congrats to:

-Osaka- - 100 posts
Wylo - 31000 points, 22222 blams (and 222 posts, too)
Frostbreath - 6.00 VP

At 10/6/02 02:56 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: IM A LEVEL 11 NOW
SO IM MAKING THIS TOPIC FOR EVERYONE THAT GOES LEVEL UP 2 LET US KNOW
AND JUST 2 TELL ALL U LEVEL 10'S AND UNDERS THAT IM HIGHER THEN U!!
LOL

DAMN YOUS!!!!!!!!! HEHEHE ow this is quite a big waste of time :) lol but sorta funny and maybe i should ask a question, who really cares?!?!

Hi guys. It's my 2nd NG birthday today. You may have noticed I haven't been around too much for the past week or so - couple of reasons, firstly we have a baby boy due mid-march and I've been decorating and stuff, and secondly, I'm on an all-out mission to complete Overrun II before I get too bored of it to finish, so I'm avoiding distractions for a couple of weeks (which includes the BBS).
Anyway, thanks to NG friends old and new (I'm not going to list them all, for fear of offending the ones I forget...) for making my stay here amusing and enjoyable, here's a quick recap of my achievements so far:

- A+ Batting Average (top rank: #9, currently #25 thanks to someone spending literally months voting 0 on at least one of my Flashes (Overrun))
- Daily Feature, Weekly 2nd and Front Page (Overrun)
- Elite Guard Supreme Commander (#7 BP Rank)
- #12 Pentalisted (Blams/Saves @10000+)
- 34 Audio submissions, 2 with Gold
- Level 16
- Wi/Ht Regular
- Audio, Review & BBS Moderator
- Radiogrounds DJ

Anyways, once all the decorating is done and the fucking Flash project is finally completed, I'll be back on more often. In the meanwhile, congratulations to all of you with worthy achievements, and I'll see y'all soon

Cheers
Bob

At 4/25/05 03:47 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: lolz, dang you beat me to it :P
if only i hadnt of signed in on MSN XD roffles.
well, that is a fucking huge percentage...
seriously that guy if he is an actual human must have absolutely no life what-so-ever...
scary.

Think about it though... if a person is so close to EGSC.. they'll go all out to reach it because there is a 4,500 BP gap between EGSC and EGG. And also, it's EGSC.. once a person reaches it... they don't have to BP any more because they've reached the highest possible rank.

I've lost interest in Newgrounds. Just thought I'd pop back and say thanks for all the good stuff. Who knows, I might even come back at some point in the future - I'm still going to deposit. :)

--Will

Have fun Denvish... Will you continue to deposit?

This means he wont be djing (is that right)? RG... Thats a big dissapointment... Cant wait for you to come back!

Congrats to:

-Osaka- - 100 posts. Not bad.
_IAMCadian_ - Elite Guard Corporal. Nice.
Wylo - 31000 b/p, 22222 blams. Loads there sir.
Frostbreath - 6.00VP. That isn't bad.
Denvish - 2nd NG birthday. Happy birthday to your NG account. :)

At 10/6/02 02:56 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: IM A LEVEL 11 NOW

So am I! :O

Thank you for your deposit, Bahamut7! You now have 2,220 experience points. You need 904 more to get to level 12.

Fuck!

At 4/25/05 03:16 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: i've passed RyanAn and Cyberdevil in reviews...
making me 4th now :) hehehe.

Big congrats MARCUS, now hold on to that 4th place !!!

At 4/25/05 08:31 AM, Denvish wrote: Hi guys. It's my 2nd NG birthday today

Happy Aniversary Denvish ! Good luck with overrun 2, and more so good luck with the baby etc...

At 4/25/05 09:25 AM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote: I've lost interest in Newgrounds.

Wow that sucks : ( well, you have been becoming less and less active over the past month or so. I hope you return to visit. If you don't im sure you will be sorely missed by all.

Congrats to:

Denvish - 2nd NG "birth"day
Bahamut7 - Level 11 (mmm, I really got used to associating the boxing glove with you - feels rather strange to see a different icon now)

At 4/25/05 11:39 AM, schneelocke wrote: Congrats to:
Bahamut7 - Level 11 (mmm, I really got used to associating the boxing glove with you - feels rather strange to see a different icon now)

Thanks! I'm sure lots of other people from the Wi/Ht forum, C&C and a bit of the General forum will find it strange for me to have a different icon. But in 105 days time, this is what I will look like, only I would have more posts. XD Ugh, sorry about the bad quality. :S

Congrats to:

-schneelocke: Top 100 B/P. ramagi must be shaking in her legs.
-thefinalcooljudge: EG Sergeant. I like that badge.
-dabboy: Lv 11. Being knocked down a level for a day serves you right for hating this topic :)
-carmelhadinosaur: 20,000 B/P.2/3 of the way there.
-Nike_Dunk: 3,333 Posts, having twice as many B's as P's....Or something....
-Osaka-: 100 Posts. You don't seem to have a lot of posts to go with your sign-up date....Not that that's a bad thing, not at all.
-_IAMCanadian_: EG Corporal. Nice.
-BonusStage: 88 Posts in one day. I have to disagree that you smell good, though.
-Frostbreath: 6.00 VP. Nice.
-Denvish: Happy 2nd NG birthday! You definitely achieved a lot during those two years.
-Bahamut7: Lv 11. Awesome.

At 4/24/05 06:56 AM, Alkador wrote: *slams fist down on table*
That's it - I've had it. It's time that I shine and begin a new era and blam normally. This will be a shock for people, but I have no reason to save more than I blam.

Let my blam points rise.

No! Don't do it! The world will come to an end!
*Hides*

What, don't you believe me?

Haha, no :)

Congratz
-schneelocke: Top 100 B/P
-thefinalcooljudge rank up
-carmelhadinosaur 20K B/P
-Nike_Dunk: 3,333 posts,
-_IAMCanadian_ rank up
-BonusStage spammer
-Frostbreath: 6.00 VP.
-Denvish 2 years youngster, considering at the start of the month I celebrated 4.
-Bahamut7 level up

Well at least I did break 21K saves.

At 4/25/05 12:05 AM, BonusSmellsGood wrote: OMG don't you hate missing screenies when you MEANT TO GET THEM :(

Oui, le emotear :'(

SPAMMER

At 4/25/05 10:43 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Congrats to:
_IAMCanadian_ - Elite Guard Corporal. Nice.

Thanks, nice knuckles!

At 4/25/05 12:00 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Congrats to:
-_IAMCanadian_: EG Corporal. Nice.

Thank you!

At 4/25/05 02:29 PM, ramagi wrote: Congratz

-_IAMCanadian_ rank up

Thank you Ramijy :P

-BonusStage spammer

Roffles

Well at least I did break 21K saves.

Wow, not too long and you might be passing Toocool100.

At 4/25/05 11:47 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

At 4/25/05 11:39 AM, schneelocke wrote: Congrats to:
Bahamut7 - Level 11 (mmm, I really got used to associating the boxing glove with you - feels rather strange to see a different icon now)

Thanks! I'm sure lots of other people from the Wi/Ht forum, C&C and a bit of the General forum will find it strange for me to have a different icon. But in 105 days time, this is what I will look like, only I would have more posts. XD Ugh, sorry about the bad quality. :S

*noddles* Yeah, that looks much more familiar again. It's a real pity you can't gain XP in any other way than depositing daily.

At 4/25/05 12:00 PM, -Mazza- wrote: -schneelocke: Top 100 B/P. ramagi must be shaking in her legs.

Thanks!

At 4/25/05 02:29 PM, ramagi wrote: -schneelocke: Top 100 B/P

Thanks. ^^

Oh, and congrats to ramagi for 21000 saves, too. I can't believe I forgot that. >_>

At 4/25/05 12:05 AM, BonusSmellsGood wrote: I think yesterday was like a record for me posting ... i got in 88 in one day XD

COMMENCE CALLING ME A SPAMMER :D

You call that a record? Pfft. You're pathetec. You're not worty of the title "Spammer."

Well, I was gonna try to get back into NewGrounds, but then, oh snap, RG went ahead and modded me, so I guess that stays on the priority list over NG.

Yup. Me. A mod. RetroGade is going downhill from now on, baby!

At 4/25/05 06:57 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: You call that a record? Pfft. You're pathetec. You're not worty of the title "Spammer."

You're all dirty spammers. >:(

RetroGade is going downhill from now on

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Whoa, my crappy ol' movie is a classic of the day for today. O.o

At 4/25/05 10:53 PM, BonusSmellsGood wrote:

At 4/25/05 10:41 PM, Impetus wrote: Whoa, my crappy ol' movie is a classic of the day for today. O.o

I wish that made sense ... congrats?

It does , although it's not a leveling/bp accomplishment. I think this is the first NGBBS post I've made in like 2 years..

At 4/25/05 04:42 PM, sketch0587 wrote: OMG I GOT sketch to 6.66VP


~Bonus~

Nice. I don't think I ever got 6.66, I must've jumped over it after a gain of a B/P level.

Speaking of Blams... what are they and why do I have 12,000 of em?

1 more deposit and i will be lvl 11 YAY!

At 4/25/05 10:53 PM, BonusSmellsGood wrote: lol 11,000 posts, OMG I CHALLENGED A MOD, i must perish :(

More like lol 3-4 years.

8,000 posts in 1 year though....

*cough* spammer *cough*

At 4/25/05 11:13 PM, -Darkness- wrote: 1 more deposit and i will be lvl 11 YAY!

lvl 11 :D

Well, I finally reached level 12. YAY! The glove is so much better than the brass knuckles.

At 4/24/05 04:36 AM, Alkador wrote: Indeed he seems forgotten and I have never heard of the name in my life. But I have very little knowledge about NG, since I only knew of Star Syndicate a few months ago and don't know much about the clocks and other things. My background knowledge on NG is rather slack.

You've never heard of Ross? Well, I guess you could say he was before liljim, or what liljim does now, that's what he did. But the SS has been around for a bit, I found out about them in mid-June. But you should search for words and topics, thats how I learned all the history of the ADG and what not, how it spawned. I know a good amount about NG, but not as much as I would like to. And I will continue to learn moreso, untill the day I become number 1, or whenever I get to level 24. :P But you should check out the collections page, you'll be informed about the Clocks when you visit their collection page. And the locks are just a spin off of the clocks. And now there is a crew called the cocks? :S I saw an entry a bit ago about them, I guess just another parody. :/

Sometimes I add those types of MSN. I think I've done it for various NG users that try to hide their MSN. Your name seems to be the same as my middle.

lol Yeah. For me it's just mainly I don't want to talk to a bunch of people at once though, that's why I have the other one. And for the record my full name is James William Potter. And yes, I do cast spells. :P

At 4/24/05 05:44 AM, ReconRebel wrote: This * ahem * unfortunate situation happened during the wee hours of a graveyard shift so it was pretty quiet at the time. Did I ever mention when an underground power transformer blew up just five minutes before my shift was supposed to end?

HAHA! Well, as you say it was graveyard shift, and in a circular shape[the buildings], so the sound will bounce around somewhat. And my, that is quite odd that a transformer blew up. Maybe it was a sign eh? ;D

Oh well, you do what you can. Out of curiosity, how many special days are there? Clocks, Locks, Stars and Muffins are the only ones I can think of right now.

I don't know really. The muffins are gone really, the clocks as well, most of the users with the clock part in their alias aren't offical clocks. I don't know about locks too much though. The SS, heck, they will declare any day as theirs if they want, but whatever. And there were the bleak and hopeful compasses though, very small. And the even lesser sock crew. rofl.

Ack! Don't you recognize Dirty Harry? He's shot people for less!

Sorry sir, I don't. : ( I'm not a big fan of those western films much. I do fancy a movie now and then, but not too often.

At 4/24/05 06:38 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Yes, I have an owner.

ROFL! And who is this 'owner' praytell?

Really? Maybe I need to play on Lollercoaster Tycoon. XD

HAHA! That's a different name. :D

Hmm, what else? Oh yeah, ramagi, stop scaring the shit out of me!

She scares you? rofl The only thing scary related to her is her MSN avatar. I fancy nurses, but I HATE needles. :'(

At 4/24/05 06:39 AM, -Mazza- wrote: Yes, he was.
*Evil laughter*

Coming from the now ranked Mr. 47. :D

Is it just me or are there more crappy under-100kb-sized flashes being submitted lately?

Yeah, but I'm not complaining too much, more points more or less. Gives me something to do durring my day.

At 4/24/05 07:02 AM, -DaughterOfHades- wrote: Hi, how has everyone been?

Why hello, RedCircle. ;o Might I say that girl in your sig is quite arousing.

At 4/24/05 11:26 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Hey i passed today 20,000 b/p!! Damn this 10k seems like eternity :P

Nice, about 2/3 to EGSC. I just passed 10k points yesterday. :) So I'm only 1/3 the way there, but it's more than nothing. :D

At 4/24/05 11:48 AM, BonusSmellsGood wrote: lolpwnt is me, the master says the force of the jedi is leaderszing the plural of my loose learned supreme commander of each age group

Indeed.

I'll cut j00 wit meh |<474|\|4 + 5 vs. N00BZORS

rofl fail

OH JESUS CHRIST

Yes, I have been called that as well.

The redangel account that's level 16 :'(

O 16? Well, I know of a few redangles, and the highest is level 14.

I changedededed meh wordopassage :o

There you go.

Poor old man, not having the ABILITY to do much, because they are all shriveled up :(

Not that, I just don't have the stamina I used to, or feels like it. But I've been told otherwise.

At 4/24/05 01:59 PM, EKRegulus wrote: Well, if you checked definitivestar, auberginelock or another dude that I can't remember stuff, you will find flashes that are above the average quality of starsyndicate's flashes. As for daily day quality, most ss members had a longer period of time to work on their flashes so that's why the quality was superior than the flashes that were submitted yesterday.

Yeah, I saw those three, and yes, they were above par of what the SS flashes most see are like. And yeah, I guess they did have more time for the Daily Day flashes, but still, they should take their time on them, it's quite dissapointing to see some of the stuff they submit, knowing they could do better.

Freakin long post there, way too much uninteresting stuff to delete :P

lol This one will be even longer. I guess I'll have to try and post atleast once per page from now on.

At 4/25/05 01:30 AM, TheJoe324 wrote:

At 4/25/05 12:05 AM, SKKKS wrote: COMMENCE CALLING ME A SPAMMER :D

Spammer.

You're one to talk.

SNAP! :P

At 4/25/05 08:31 AM, Denvish wrote: Hi guys. It's my 2nd NG birthday today.

And a nice bit of history out of it. I hope you had fun yesterday. :)

At 4/25/05 06:57 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Yup. Me. A mod. RetroGade is going downhill from now on, baby!

But you took over DSs place though, so yeah, winnar is j00. :D

At 4/26/05 12:03 AM, -Darkness- wrote: lvl 11 :D

I'd level up yesterday if I hadn't missed a few days, but oh well. congratulations on that.

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And congratulations to the rest of the people. Can't quote you all, too tiresome, plus, I'm almost at my limit on this post, so, yeah. Feel special all of you, feel special indeed.

At 4/25/05 11:11 PM, phileeguy wrote: Speaking of Blams... what are they and why do I have 12,000 of em?

Me not know. I've sent my top scientists to investigate on this case, but so far they're just standing there and pulling their long, white beard.

Congratulations, anyway.

Alkador congratulates:
- ReconRebel for 12.00 VP. I forgot to say that the other night and you can't be angry at me now.
- Denvish for his 2nd year on NG. Only a little older than I.
- Bahamut7 for becoming more ugly. You ugly little knuckle buster, you...

At 4/25/05 12:00 PM, -Mazza- wrote: No! Don't do it! The world will come to an end!
*Hides*

Oh, so is that true? I made about nearly 20 blams the other night and only 10 saves. So many to catch and gotta catch em' all.

What, don't you believe me?

:: Haha, no :)
Will you believe me if I had a dream my best friend was the kazekage the other night?

At 4/26/05 01:32 AM, Master_Inuyasha wrote: I woke up one day and decided to go down a well in the basement to find this weird world with a demon dog that was controlled by commands via a necklace and there was some kind of gem involved that gave monsters extra powers and the you were able to use a bow and error and use special powers with it. You made a few friends and decided to restore the pieces of the crystal all together.

Well, I guess that's a good idea. ADG? I haven't heard of them before. It shows how lack my NG knowledge is. But if I ever get confused, I can just whack an e-mail to the good ol' gfoxcook. And other people of course. I'll have to catch them on AIM some time.

Also, this is a serious question:
Q: How do you tell if someone you know is heterosexual, bisexual or homosexual without asking them, but from the actions you can observe them from?

How is everyone? Time for my story, which hopefully will prove as a trump card.

War of the Portal - Part 4
5 - “Power of the Gods”

Dobio had been treading the stupid flower fields for a few days, looking for a particular item that should have remained after the large battle.
“Foolish, is it not?” Mocked a voice behind him. Dobio turned around to face the source of sound.

A lone man in a black robe falling to the ground covered his body, like a perfect arch mage, with a hidden power. A black crown encrusted with pink gems rested on his head, with long black hair hanging before his dark black eyes containing an expressionless gaze. His immortal black face was free of age and wrinkles, a sign that one could mistake him for a child. He was not a child, and one would have run away at the sight of his black charred skin. A shiny pink gem was encrusted on the centre of his forehead and Dobio could have considered him a human that had submission genes injected into his body. Though this was more than a submission, more than a black demon, and even greater than a Geminus Lord. No man should be a fool around this lone man, for he was a risk to anyone and everything alone.

“The mortals are more foolish than me – The King of the Portal, you must admit that.” Dobio said as the man as he pulled out a long metallic rod that had a single pointed dark pink gem at the very end. A simple tap of the bottom of the rod on the ground released two other points to make the rod into a three pronged trident.
“Foolish indeed, yet also amusing. You have worked so hard to destroy thee, but you have failed.”
“I have my reasons, but they are blind.” Grunted Dobio. Why was the man even talking to him?
“First you try to destroy thee by means of a virus. Of course, it takes fifty days to come into effect and you stop those who unwillingly try to destroy us – once. You then decide to speed the process and take further action by opening the portal and obtaining a weapon to fight against my children. You open the portal again, but you are stopped. Then you have a final act for the virus cure and you are compelled to believe you stopped them yet again. But you are proven wrong and they release the cure. None of us die. Then further on, you attempted to distract the black cloud while your friend tries to kill my brother. He fails and it is the intervention of the gods that end it.”

“As I said, they are more foolish than I.” Dobio added. The mortals were foolish. If only they had listened to him from the start, they could have worked together to put an end to the threat.
“But there is one matter that I fear more than any other. As a demigod, you present a threat to me. D0GMA destroyed my brother and half of my children. I am curious as to what you may do.”
“The Gods abandoned the mortals thousands of years ago. They will not return to the mortal’s aid again. The three of us were born because they had not returned. With D0GMA dead and the third god unbeknownst to us, what do you expect?”
“I feel you are a threat to my life,” Smiled the man, as his white clean teeth smiled through his black lips. “With you dead, my life shall be easier and I shall avenge my brother’s death with simplicity.”

“You may have lived through Alpha, but you still believe Omega will occur? Not only will the mortals fight, but the Holy Ones will also fight alongside them.”
“And that is why you – as a demigod, must die.”

Dobio smiled as he fought for his bitter fate. Using words of the ancients with the aid of the stone, he summoned earth and compressed thousands of tonnes of fire within. Using thin threads of air, he held the stone as one and behind he back, he held a single drop of water as a weapon. At that instant, a wall of light appeared before him as a shield. Throwing it to the unmoved King, he released the drop of water as the stone cracked, shattering shards of fire faster than he had ever seen. To his shock, the King dodged all the spikes without great difficulty, laughing as he did so. He threw a wind towards Dobio, whose shield broke instantly, pushing him back to an invisible wall. He felt air vanish from his lungs as he gasped, staring at the King in horror. Supreme power. The submission smiled as he crushed Dobio’s body to his death. The man laughed as he stared at death before him.

It was done. The King of the Portal had risen.

I remember writing something like that at the writer's club. I haven't written a story on the BBS in awhile. Meh, that club is kind of on the odd RP style side. I don't really like writing that kind of stuff. Soon enough I'll be able to publish, bind.. the works to a book. I'll need some writers.