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Magic The Gathering: Ng style

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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 03:20:04


At 5/31/05 01:37 AM, -poxpower- wrote:
Did you know you can win like a LOT of money if you're good? Not poker money, but maybe like 40k or something in a year, plus they travel your ass around the world to compete in special tournaments.

Yeah. David Williams did that. Then he won $3.5m at poker instead.

Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 03:28:19


At 5/31/05 03:20 AM, jonthomson wrote:
Yeah. David Williams did that. Then he won $3.5m at poker instead.

But playing poker makes you go to hell like mexican food makes you go to the toilet :o


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 04:34:48


At 5/31/05 02:20 AM, -poxpower- wrote:

I play draft a lot, but It's draft during Friday Night Magic at the store I go to.

i play a lot draft to, but that's because it's always booster drafts during Friday Night Magic at the store I go to.

At 5/31/05 02:31 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote:
I have a foil Visara the Dreadful :D

I just won a collectors edition mox pearl 2 days ago ^_^ but you cant play with it in a normal tournament. Which is lame, so I don't know what I'm going to do with it, maybe i'll sell it or something. It's worth like 80 bucks.

Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 19:13:18


Whee, my turn. I untap all my stuff. Draw a card. My stick movie is reduced to a 3/3 because of the auto vote script.

I choose not to play anything. Instead I will tap one mountain for the first noob infestation, and lose one life for the other noob infestation. I am at 19

I then declare attack phase, and attack with my 3/3 stick movie

My board is:

Moutain[T]
Mountain
Island
Island

Stick Movie [T, attacking]


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 19:14:13


of, AF, sorry to tell you now, but I have changed the card "nOOb infestation" because I realised it will kill us both really quickly.

basically, here's how:
-next creature I cast, they will BOTH replicate, and so there will be 4 in play
-when I activate my general forum, if I have 4 in play, and I put 3 tokens, the 4 will each be doubled, making 24 copies!

basicaly: I activate my forum like once and you're dead because it'll be your turn to pay 20 lifes before me, and that's gay :o

So I changed it to this, which is more fair and still has the same flavor:

Magic The Gathering: Ng style


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 19:17:59


At 5/31/05 07:13 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote: Whee, my turn. I untap all my stuff. Draw a card. My stick movie is reduced to a 3/3 because of the auto vote script.

under new rules of nOOb infestation, you'd lose nothing :o
Anyways, I tap my 3 lands and I ban your creature.

Magic The Gathering: Ng style


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 19:48:49


My turn

Untap my lands, draw a card. I lay an island. I now have 2 Mountains and 3 Islands

I pay nothing since the only creature on the board is your 2/2. I tap all my lands to play my flash bible. All flash movies cost one less colorless to play

My turn ends with four cards in hand. My board consists of 2 mountains and 3 islands, all tapped. Flash bible is also now on the board

Magic The Gathering: Ng style


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 19:55:12


Alright then I'd be at 16 lifes with new nOOb rules.
At the end of your turn, I tap my nOOb to put another counter on him.

on my turn I draw, do nothing :/
Go, I have 7 cards ( last pic wasn't correct, I had 7 cards in hand when I cast the Ban, sorry :/)

Magic The Gathering: Ng style


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 19:56:23


At 5/31/05 07:14 PM, -poxpower- wrote: basicaly: I activate my forum like once and you're dead because it'll be your turn to pay 20 lifes before me, and that's gay :o

I think a better way to fix it is to have the card read "Any player may pay 3 life at any time to destroy all noob infestations in play".

Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 20:02:23


oook. My turn. Untap, draw

I tap two mountains and play my "claymation." I don't have to tap the extra colorless because of flash bible. Claymation is a 1/2 that I can pump up with red mana.

Four cards in hand. My board:

Mountain[T]
Mountain[T]
Island
Island
Island

Claymation

Your turn

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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 20:11:20


at the end of your turn I tap my nOOb and put a counter on him, then I remove both and he becomes 3/3
then on my turn I play a swamp, tap all my lands and play a Grammar Nazi

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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 20:14:45


Nuts to that. Let's see how many people hate Code Lyoko. Besides I don't like MTG. They scarred me.

Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 20:15:12


then I attack with my nOOb and do nothing afterwards no matter what happens :o

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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 20:16:33


So is anyone aloud to post random cards we made? These things take forever to make and mine didnt come out very good but I tap my lands and put this shit into play.

check it

Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 22:27:59


Ok, here's what goes down.

While it was still your turn I tap two of my remaining islands to administrate your grammar nazi (countered)

I take three damage from your noob

Your turn ends. my turn coming next

Magic The Gathering: Ng style


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 22:32:35


My turn. untap and draw

I play an island. (four islands, two mountains)

I tap all four of my islands and one mountain to play Front Page, an artifact. All flash movies gain +1/+1

I do not attack. My turn ends with one card in my hand. My life is 17

Magic The Gathering: Ng style


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 22:51:27


ok I play an "I'll email Wade"
:o

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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 22:53:29


Then I don't do anything :o
Your go

p.s. remember when I said I actualy had 6 cards and not 7? Well I only had 6 actualy :o So Now I have 5 instead of 6.
forgot to delete one from my word doc :o

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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:08:44


You're in for trouble sir

untap, draw

Now, I tap two islands and one mountain to play a parody flash movie. The extra colorless is disregarded because of flash bible

Parody is a 3/2 flying but becomes a 4/3 flying because of Front Page

I tap one red mana to pump my claymation up to a 3/4

I attack with my claymation

At this current point in time I have two islands tapped, two mountains tapped, and two islands that remain untapped. I have a 4/3 parody untapped, and a 3/4 claymation tapped and attacking.

I have two cards in hand, 17 life. It is my attack phase. your move

Magic The Gathering: Ng style


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:10:07


I tap one red mana to pump my claymation up to a 3/4

** only until the end of turn of course


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:19:33


ok I tap my nOOb at the end of your turn to put a counter on him and then I attack you with him on my turn

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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:20:44


Pox, would you mind me making one of these threads in a few days?

Just to make sure.

Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:24:22


I block with my parody and they both die. Unfortunately I can't take advantage of your email wade enchantment :p

My turn coming up


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:26:25


At 5/31/05 11:24 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote: I block with my parody and they both die. Unfortunately I can't take advantage of your email wade enchantment :p

My turn coming up

I tap 2 swamps to draw a card as my creature dies. Then I play a swamp. Go :o

Magic The Gathering: Ng style


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:28:51


My turn. untap, draw, blah blah

All I do is tap two mountains to make my claymation a 4/5

I also tap one island for noob infestation

I attack with my claymation

now I have two cards in hand. Both mountains are tapped, and one of four islands is tapped.


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:34:25


At 5/31/05 11:28 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote: My turn. untap, draw, blah blah

ok I block the attacker with my nOOb, then pay BB to draw a card.
Then I play another nOOb :o
and that's my turn.

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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:36:08


At 5/31/05 11:20 PM, BazookaNinja wrote: Pox, would you mind me making one of these threads in a few days?

why not play in here instead?
Just email Seizure Dog, I'm sure he'd like to play with you.

Unless you meant another game or whatever. I don't care, as long as you at least make a decent effot to organize a game and see it through :o


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:42:08


At 5/31/05 11:34 PM, -poxpower- wrote:
At 5/31/05 11:28 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote: My turn. untap, draw, blah blah
ok I block the attacker with my nOOb, then pay BB to draw a card.
Then I play another nOOb :o
and that's my turn.

don't worry I have a useless turn coming up.

Really though. I don't want to play any cards, and I don't want to attack just yet. You'll just end up getting another card from it :p

I end turn with all cards untapped, and three cards in hand

I'm also done for tonight


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:46:43


At 5/31/05 11:42 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote:
don't worry I have a useless turn coming up.

hurray, me too :o
I draw, play nothing and do nothing, exept pay 1 for the nOOb infestation.
Also I imagine you'd want to have taped one island for that during your own upkeep so you don't lose a life, so I guess that leave one island of yours tapped. If not, tell me otherwise.

I do nothing then, your turn.

Magic The Gathering: Ng style


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Response to Magic The Gathering: Ng style 2005-05-31 23:53:07


At 5/31/05 11:46 PM, -poxpower- wrote: Also I imagine you'd want to have taped one island for that during your own upkeep so you don't lose a life

Yep, sorry, forgot about that.

Next turn coming up tomorrow


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