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Cringe Video Game Crushes

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Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-01 19:28:50


What are your terrible,stupid, or downright diabolical video game crushes? Mine is that one nerd from pressure that is sustaining the entire fandom.

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i used to want to give The Great Fairy (from OoT) my Big Goron's Sword... if you know what I mean.



От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Falco Lombardi, from StarFox. Besides being an odd crush he was also my furry awakening


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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-02 19:12:01


At 5/1/25 08:21 PM, 5ERGEI wrote:i used to want to give The Great Fairy (from OoT) my Big Goron's Sword... if you know what I mean.

I see it.


For some reason I got too interested in Lightning from Final Fantasy 13, so much that I finished the game only for her and it's still the only FF I've played thus far.


If you ask me why, I won't be able to answer. She's not really likable, endearing or even hot enough to justify the crush. I guess I just find her design very appealing, and something about her bluntness when talking to other characters make her stand out more.


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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-11 01:07:49


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I would like you to not judge my taste in men

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-11 08:11:05


At 5/11/25 01:07 AM, Bravebagle126 wrote:
I would like you to not judge my taste in men


Perfect, a masterpiece.

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-11 08:13:01


At 5/11/25 08:11 AM, NemesisGrime wrote:
At 5/11/25 01:07 AM, Bravebagle126 wrote:
I would like you to not judge my taste in men

Perfect, a masterpiece.


Someone at least gets me

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-12 19:00:28


At 5/12/25 06:47 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
This cutie!


Don't see it.

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-12 19:31:23


At 5/12/25 07:21 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
At 5/12/25 07:00 PM, NemesisGrime wrote:
At 5/12/25 06:47 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
This cutie!

Don't see it.

It's incineroar lmao


BRO IT'S A FUCKING ANIMAL. I ain't doing a animal even if it's hot!

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-12 20:39:51


At 5/12/25 07:57 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
At 5/12/25 07:31 PM, NemesisGrime wrote:
At 5/12/25 07:21 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
At 5/12/25 07:00 PM, NemesisGrime wrote:
At 5/12/25 06:47 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
This cutie!

Don't see it.

It's incineroar lmao

BRO IT'S A FUCKING ANIMAL. I ain't doing a animal even if it's hot!

At least it's anthro, i don't even returned to newgrounds and have to deal with people who thinks furry porn is zoophilia lmao (Only feral porn is).


Ok thanks for the elaboration. I thought you were talking about feral due to the entirety of this thread being about cannon.

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-13 10:56:19


i hate this thing so much and i want it to die screaming


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Not working on Nightmare Cops.

Also last post.

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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-13 20:27:29


At 5/13/25 10:56 AM, BoiledMilkz wrote:i hate this thing so much and i want it to die screaming


Would

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-15 05:03:37


i think i'm not going to be original today


her:

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Dont click on me or else...

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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-15 19:44:00


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i believe mine was simon henriksson? and also some furry thing i forgot 3:

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-16 22:46:08


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I had a crush on him when I was 6 lol


uhh

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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-16 22:54:51


The only cringe video game crushes are ones for characters that are designed with sexual attraction first and foremost.


And also shit like Sonic


Take it with a grain of salt, I am slower than a snail.

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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 09:44:17


At 5/1/25 07:28 PM, NemesisGrime wrote:What are your terrible,stupid, or downright diabolical video game crushes? Mine is that one nerd from pressure that is sustaining the entire fandom.


I used to like Toadette. I'm not fucking kidding here, I liked Toadette.


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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 09:45:20


At 5/12/25 07:31 PM, NemesisGrime wrote:
At 5/12/25 07:21 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
At 5/12/25 07:00 PM, NemesisGrime wrote:
At 5/12/25 06:47 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
This cutie!

Don't see it.

It's incineroar lmao

BRO IT'S A FUCKING ANIMAL. I ain't doing a animal even if it's hot!


But it's humanoid!!!


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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 09:47:09


Lemme tell you the one I like now

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KATYYYYYYYYYY


(plz don't kill me)


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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 09:48:30


At 5/16/25 10:46 PM, ii1Sakura wrote:
I had a crush on him when I was 6 lol


I don't blame you, I want him to "waka-waka" me /j


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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 09:51:04


At 5/13/25 10:56 AM, BoiledMilkz wrote:i hate this thing so much and i want it to die screaming


I have many friends that simp for CRK characters.

I'm not letting them see my cookies, that's for sure. No weird tastes in my cookies please


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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 09:51:11


this thread is radioactive


"infinite lulz!!!!"

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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 09:55:31


At 5/27/25 09:51 AM, Placeholder456 wrote:this thread is radioactive


lolololololololololololololol


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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 10:40:38


At 5/27/25 09:55 AM, EwanDoggieNG wrote:
At 5/27/25 09:51 AM, Placeholder456 wrote:this thread is radioactive

lolololololololololololololol


thats not funny my internal organs are melting


"infinite lulz!!!!"

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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 10:42:15


At 5/27/25 10:40 AM, Placeholder456 wrote:
At 5/27/25 09:55 AM, EwanDoggieNG wrote:
At 5/27/25 09:51 AM, Placeholder456 wrote:this thread is radioactive

lolololololololololololololol

thats not funny my internal organs are melting


oh shit...


...lololol.


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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 18:57:40


At 5/27/25 09:45 AM, EwanDoggieNG wrote:
At 5/12/25 07:31 PM, NemesisGrime wrote:
At 5/12/25 07:21 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
At 5/12/25 07:00 PM, NemesisGrime wrote:
At 5/12/25 06:47 PM, GearBugStudio wrote:
This cutie!

Don't see it.

It's incineroar lmao

BRO IT'S A FUCKING ANIMAL. I ain't doing a animal even if it's hot!

But it's humanoid!!!

cannon pokemon are still animals. Monkeys are humanoid, but they're still considered animals.

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 18:59:23


At 5/27/25 10:42 AM, EwanDoggieNG wrote:
At 5/27/25 10:40 AM, Placeholder456 wrote:
At 5/27/25 09:55 AM, EwanDoggieNG wrote:
At 5/27/25 09:51 AM, Placeholder456 wrote:this thread is radioactive

lolololololololololololololol

thats not funny my internal organs are melting

oh shit...

...lololol.


So that's why I'm constantly out of breath, btw have you heard of the new forsaken drama?

Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-27 19:40:16


(running in with the worst answer ever) lowkey WOULD

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"So to Hell... to Hell with you all... but then, you're already there, aren't you?" - AM, IHNMAIMS

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Response to Cringe Video Game Crushes 2025-05-28 06:03:01


Despite having a lot of demons and robots on my video game crush list, the one everyone reacts with the most horror to is... William from DST, a perfectly regular guy.

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I will give an honorary mention to my childhood crush of Lego Luke Skywalker. Not the one with a unique face or anything. The one that goes :) all the time. I guess he had a charming smile?