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Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail

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Skoops
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Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 06:19:55 (edited 2024-08-14 06:48:46)

HA HA, YOU FOOL! YOU UTTER IMBECILE!

YOU ARE NOW A PRISONER OF CUBE JAIL.

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To atone for your crimes against the cube lords, you must make bail in the form of cubes. The cubes are their money, in this world cubes equals dollars.


YOUR FEE: 10 CUBES - IN 2-POINT PERSPECTIVE


"Oh, I'll just leave and not draw any cub-" WRONG. YOU CHOSE WRONG.

Cube Jail has already seen LAZY SLACKERS like you coming a mile away, and that's why they hired TERRANCE.

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Terrance will follow you into your dreams, whispering dark prophesies of polyhedral terror until your debt to Cube Jail is paid. Run to the ends of the earth, try to hide - it will be of no use. Every fleeting shadow in the corner of your eye, every creak, every bump in the night - that is Terrance, feeding on your fear, becoming more powerful. That's right, Cube Jail is a PRISON OF THE MIND to which there is NO ESCAPE, only PAIN or REPENTANCE.


To stop the nightmares and salvage whatever shreds of your sanity remain, you must hurry. God will not save you, only cubes.

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LoboF
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 07:22:32

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Flikki
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 07:43:44

Ah flick, not again. First I see Terrance in my dreams, now I'm seeing him in real life too. Shoot. Better draw those cubes.


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Guide lines? Whats's that? What do you mean my cubes are wonky and bad? No, YOUR mother is a square, I'm hip.

Squid pro quo. Tits for tat.

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Tenebrare
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 09:28:19

Did someone say cube...


*peeks out from the box*


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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 10:16:08

At 8/14/24 07:22 AM, LoboF wrote:no


Wait five seconds before looking behind you.

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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 10:20:23

At 8/14/24 07:43 AM, Flikki wrote:Ah flick, not again. First I see Terrance in my dreams, now I'm seeing him in real life too. Shoot. Better draw those cubes.


Guide lines? Whats's that? What do you mean my cubes are wonky and bad? No, YOUR mother is a square, I'm hip.


Terrance counts 9 cubes in perspective and one out of perspective, but you will survive.

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whimsical-wife
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 11:09:07

woah this place rocks I love cube jail

made with sugar, spice and bath salts!

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MetalSlayer69
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 11:11:03

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GG EZ

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Doodletaku
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 11:15:52

At 8/14/24 06:19 AM, Skoops wrote:HA HA, YOU FOOL! YOU UTTER IMBECILE!
YOU ARE NOW A PRISONER OF CUBE JAIL.

To atone for your crimes against the cube lords, you must make bail in the form of cubes. The cubes are their money, in this world cubes equals dollars.

YOUR FEE: 10 CUBES - IN 2-POINT PERSPECTIVE

"Oh, I'll just leave and not draw any cub-" WRONG. YOU CHOSE WRONG.
Cube Jail has already seen LAZY SLACKERS like you coming a mile away, and that's why they hired TERRANCE.

Terrance will follow you into your dreams, whispering dark prophesies of polyhedral terror until your debt to Cube Jail is paid. Run to the ends of the earth, try to hide - it will be of no use. Every fleeting shadow in the corner of your eye, every creak, every bump in the night - that is Terrance, feeding on your fear, becoming more powerful. That's right, Cube Jail is a PRISON OF THE MIND to which there is NO ESCAPE, only PAIN or REPENTANCE.

To stop the nightmares and salvage whatever shreds of your sanity remain, you must hurry. God will not save you, only cubes.


Perhaps the cube is the path to enlightenment, though the cube you may achieve freedom iu_1252194_8654323.webp

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GoldShinx
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 12:15:50

we have our 10 cubes, now let muh boi go!

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whimsical-wife
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 12:41:37

At 8/14/24 11:09 AM, whimsical-wife wrote:woah this place rocks I love cube jail


First time eating cubes in perspective for breakfast so it's a little wonky but I'm tree. I'm free from cube jail

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(we need moar threads like this)

made with sugar, spice and bath salts!

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WVDB
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 12:48:53

I haven't done any real geometry in years and I sure as hell ain't gonna start again today!

I'm breaking out of cube jail.


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Check current mood, cool music!

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Doodletaku
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 12:58:36

You know what, maybe I should stay in Cube jail for a bit, I could dump mode points into improving persective

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Thetageist
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 13:11:00 (edited 2024-08-14 13:11:25)

I tried to use fourth-dimensional magic to get out of cube jail using a tesseract, but now my head just hurts.


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(Some of this is drawn using isometric mode in Procreate, so thanks for helping me brush up on that feature.)

Someone please help me revive my clubs

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SourCherryJack
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 13:14:08

I’ve partaken in bigger wastes of time than trying to do this on the notes app, but I am having trouble remembering what they were

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switzrr
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 13:24:10

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BargonSpaceman
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 14:09:22 (edited 2024-08-14 14:13:19)

Here are my boxes. I hope Terrance is pleasediu_1252271_7497764.webp

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Featherwaite
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 14:38:38

Can you tell that this is the first time I used Krita's assistant tool?


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I'm just some crow, I don't know how I do the things I do.

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Mystil-l
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 15:09:54

The cubes have been drawn, can I see the outside world again?

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Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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BlueKnightSkeleton
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 16:17:36

Don't care, didn't ask

plus the hints never helped me at all, just made me mervous at myself.

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Cool, wild and Groovy beat.

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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 18:31:51

At 8/14/24 12:15 PM, GoldShinx wrote:we have our 10 cubes, now let muh boi go!


Not in perspective, try again after a few night terrors.

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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 18:36:15

At 8/14/24 12:48 PM, WVDB wrote:I haven't done any real geometry in years and I sure as hell ain't gonna start again today!
I'm breaking out of cube jail.


Your dreams will be haunted. Your days will be cursed. Everything that goes wrong for you from this moment forward will be the direct result of your refusal to cube.

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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 18:39:40 (edited 2024-08-14 18:49:24)

At 8/14/24 01:11 PM, Thetageist wrote:I tried to use fourth-dimensional magic to get out of cube jail using a tesseract, but now my head just hurts.


(Some of this is drawn using isometric mode in Procreate, so thanks for helping me brush up on that feature.)

Isometric is not 2 point. Tesseracts will not save you. There are no loopholes in Cube Jail, for there are no loops and all holes are cubic, made for being filled by cubes. Your suffering will continue.

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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 18:42:25

At 8/14/24 02:38 PM, Yabloko-BlackByrd wrote:Can you tell that this is the first time I used Krita's assistant tool?

A bit wonky. Your vanishing points are difficult to determine. Terrance will put you on probation.

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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 18:43:07

At 8/14/24 03:09 PM, Mystil-l wrote:The cubes have been drawn, can I see the outside world again?


You are free

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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 18:44:47

At 8/14/24 04:17 PM, BlueKnightSkeleton wrote:Don't care, didn't ask
plus the hints never helped me at all, just made me mervous at myself.


Not in 2-point. Your snark has only made Terrance hungry for your fear and anguish. See you tonight.

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Thetageist
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 20:59:34

At 8/14/24 06:39 PM, Skoops wrote:
At 8/14/24 01:11 PM, Thetageist wrote:I tried to use fourth-dimensional magic to get out of cube jail using a tesseract, but now my head just hurts.


(Some of this is drawn using isometric mode in Procreate, so thanks for helping me brush up on that feature.)
Isometric is not 2 point. Tesseracts will not save you. There are no loopholes in Cube Jail, for there are no loops and all holes are cubic, made for being filled by cubes. Your suffering will continue.


(Sends screenshot of Minecraft run through a Photoshop filter to make it look drawn.)

Someone please help me revive my clubs

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WVDB
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 21:02:24

At 8/14/24 06:36 PM, Skoops wrote:
At 8/14/24 12:48 PM, WVDB wrote:I haven't done any real geometry in years and I sure as hell ain't gonna start again today!
I'm breaking out of cube jail.

Your dreams will be haunted. Your days will be cursed. Everything that goes wrong for you from this moment forward will be the direct result of your refusal to cube.


Only gods can truly curse - may you die without a priest.

Check current mood, cool music!

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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 22:26:21

At 8/14/24 09:02 PM, WVDB wrote:
At 8/14/24 06:36 PM, Skoops wrote:
At 8/14/24 12:48 PM, WVDB wrote:I haven't done any real geometry in years and I sure as hell ain't gonna start again today!
I'm breaking out of cube jail.

Your dreams will be haunted. Your days will be cursed. Everything that goes wrong for you from this moment forward will be the direct result of your refusal to cube.

Only gods can truly curse - may you die without a priest.


Your priests pray to a dead god. There is only cube. Submit or perish.

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Skoops
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Response to Click Here to be Sent to Cube Jail 2024-08-14 22:28:22

At 8/14/24 08:59 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 8/14/24 06:39 PM, Skoops wrote:
At 8/14/24 01:11 PM, Thetageist wrote:I tried to use fourth-dimensional magic to get out of cube jail using a tesseract, but now my head just hurts.


(Some of this is drawn using isometric mode in Procreate, so thanks for helping me brush up on that feature.)
Isometric is not 2 point. Tesseracts will not save you. There are no loopholes in Cube Jail, for there are no loops and all holes are cubic, made for being filled by cubes. Your suffering will continue.

(Sends screenshot of Minecraft run through a Photoshop filter to make it look drawn.)

That would result in cubes in 3-point. Your attempts to cheat are feeble. Sweet dreams.

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