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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-03 21:18:16 (edited 2018-04-03 21:18:24)


I want to expand
My haiku abilities
But how, I dare ask?


Noggleton is so cool lol

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-03 21:23:58


Hey Cyberdevil!
Only 2 years left to go
and youll be like PIMP


Noggleton is so cool lol

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-04 05:14:42


At 4/3/18 09:23 PM, Noggleton wrote: Hey Cyberdevil!
Only 2 years left to go
and youll be like PIMP

Except he has like
Twice as much EXP! But
Level 60, yeah. :)

In another ten
You could be too! Top level,
Highest of the high.

With one haiku for
Every deposit, you'd have
One twenty pages

Of straight-up practice! :P
Wonder if emoticons
Count as syllables...


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-04 11:40:13


At 4/3/18 03:02 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: The Grim Brothers but
Never sisters! Wonder what
They would be today.

Lachrymose lasses,
I should not wonder. Most dour
Dowagers, likely.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-04 15:07:54


At 4/4/18 11:40 AM, ChronoNomad wrote: Lachrymose lasses,
I should not wonder. Most dour
Dowagers, likely.

I cannot compete!
My vocabulary's now
three words gingerbread


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-05 05:50:03


Early morning forks;
Leads to a new day! Or just
The same old routine.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-06 03:25:24


Early morning glow,
A casserole simmers slow,
Fragrance in the room.

Guess I'll wake up soon!
Or fall asleep and roll off,
Deep dreams with my spoon.

Friday feels like one
Monday morning in this glum
Light... I guess it's time.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-07 01:12:46


Ask the true question
While its essence is lurking–
An empty canvas

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-07 02:53:24


I miss your presence
@ReNaeNae! Wonder sometimes
What happened to you


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-08 04:25:32


Dancing in the dark...
Bumping into furniture.
Ow my little toe.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-09 14:07:56


Soft jazz in the back,
Wading in melody wait
Thin rooms in my mind


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-10 03:33:15


Why do I grow old?
I'd rather be immortal
But wide do I grow.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-10 13:20:43


What meaning would this
life have if it lasted long?
Short is not shallow.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-10 14:54:37


Finite existence
Means that the greatest crime of
All is wasting time.

"Get busy living,
Or get busy dying," as
Morgan Freeman said.

Shawshank Redemption...
A truly excellent film;
Time well spent, indeed.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-11 08:04:15


I corrected this.
Do I have to speak haiku?
Only time will tell.

At 4/10/18 02:54 PM, ChronoNomad wrote: "Get busy living,
Or get busy dying," as
[Andy Dufresne] said.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-11 14:42:54


At 4/10/18 01:20 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: What meaning would this
life have if it lasted long?
Short is not shallow.

But short is so short!
If the straw your draw happens
To be the short one


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-12 05:39:30


Like a little lie...
A lion mountain climbing,
White lies for the Earth


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-13 03:25:52


I think I caught a
Cold! Sniffle, snot drizzles, clots,
Lots of feeling low


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-14 03:59:36


And I stand by you!
With a cuppa tea I wilt,
Irises like fire.

Do you want the truth,
Ruthless or a nuisance loose,
Ave! Auf whatever.

None any better.
Merry like a sewer we
Reek of truths untold.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-15 03:28:35


In a moment I
Will try to go and eat with
Out a doubt or sneeze


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-15 13:53:42


Spring takes a powder.
And by that, I mean Winter's
Back—with a vengeance!

So much for April
Showers bringing May flowers.
Well, maybe next week.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-16 01:05:52


Spring's liberation
must wait. Lingering spirits
lead the sun away.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-16 04:06:46


Clouds do drift plenty...
But I hear this week the heat
Will jump to twenty!

Getting ready for
Warm days with an engine roar!
Chase winter away.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-17 04:02:26


Still got that sniffle.
Is it better? A little...
I think, I'll work, soon


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-18 03:30:17


Walking the tightrope,
Wonder where our timelines go,
And what's after that.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-18 16:47:35


There can be only
One. A well-known rule of thumb
For getting ahead.

Simply remember:
Live by the sword, die by the
Sword. No more, no less.

This is the credo
Of the Highlander. Succeed,
And live to fight on.

Fail, and the only
One to get a head will be
The one who claims yours.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-19 15:39:40


The new layout will
Take some getting used to! But
It's pretty cool too


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-20 15:03:44


All hello's eve goes
Bygone on a boat ride the
Warmest of the year


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-21 04:08:53


Twenty eight years old,
Avicii dies! Strange disease,
Same old age as me...


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2018-04-21 11:13:26


At 4/21/18 04:08 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Twenty eight years old,
Avicii dies! Strange disease,
Same old age as me...

So sad to hear that!
Avicii was an early
influence of mine.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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