Real nice everyone

I got a present today

Rose

A single rose, reminding them of,
Their commitment and never ending love.
Of their dreams, and the promises made,
And how their feelings will never fade.
The way he knew, right from the start,
That she was the one, who held the key to his heart.
How he stops at nothing, and goes the extra mile,
For one more chance, to witness her smile.
They pressed the rose, so it would withstand time,
To remind them of, the greatest love they will ever find

I just read through the poems on the last 2 pages and I am pretty impressed. Good work on those peoples. I will not go into detail for each one, but they were great.
I will write somthing in a little while. My stories come harder to me when I don't drink as much. But it's friday so I have a feeling that they will come on pretty strong :)

Nice poems Quisty, Ramagi, BonusSatage, oh, ya me ; ).... and even you MARCUS. Nothing new from me today, but i enjoyed reading everyone elses. Good stuff.

At 1/28/05 04:24 PM, Quisty wrote: You didn't read it, did you? Because I said that Nightwish wrote it, not me >.<

I didn't know who that was so i assumed it was a singer you based your ballad on. I thought he was like your inspiration. Ig uess i got confused. I read through quickly, so i probably interpreted your first line wrong. Meh, uhh then good job to Nightwish.. whoever that is... is that an Ng user?

At 1/28/05 05:28 PM, BonusStage wrote: Ramagi > Me > Quisty > Marcus

Can i assume the > is greater than? If so, i got left out.

<3 Myst

*blushes* But i guess i am special.

Read what now :P

lol.

Who?

Exactly what i thought. : )

Holy SHIT, you people are fuckin' STUPID MORONS! Can't read up on a damn topic anywhere on this damn site without running into some stupid fuckin' social problems that people have been having with their lives. Everyone has to assume they have the worst possible life out of everyone else in the world and feel sorry for themselves, GET A FUCKIN' CLUE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS.

/end rant

So anyways, how are my favorite people doing in this club? Hahaha...I bet you thought I was FUCKIN' ANGRY for a minute there, eh? Well guess what? I AM.....not. Ahahah...fooled yah.

-Banned-

Okay, I'm seriously done. People seriously have issues. I've been cheated on, beat the shit out of, stabbed, shot at, abused (good and bad ways...hehe..), made fun of, spit on, you name it. I don't bitch about it, do I? I didn't actually bother reading up on this topic, some dumbshit in another thread was whining about how his life sucked...but I always get banned for posting in the General Thread so I figured I would vent it here.

Welcome Back, MAL!

Very late welcoming, indeed, but this is the Late Lounge so it's justified.

By the way, did anyone else know that Onic sounds like a little girl when he laughs? ROFL. I got the pleasure of listening to him in a Yahoo chat today, and I had to take the opportunity to make fun of him.

At 1/29/05 02:13 AM, AncientX wrote: Okay, I'm seriously done. People seriously have issues. I've been cheated on, beat the shit out of, stabbed, shot at, abused (good and bad ways...hehe..), made fun of, spit on, you name it. I don't bitch about it, do I?

You're bitching about it right now :P

By the way, did anyone else know that Onic sounds like a little girl when he laughs? ROFL. I got the pleasure of listening to him in a Yahoo chat today, and I had to take the opportunity to make fun of him.

I thought he sounded like an announcer of some sort...meh.

Haha, he kind of does if you think about it. I was just making fun of him today though, because he did this hilarious laugh that sounded like a little girl having an orgasm. Not that I would know, but if you can imagine the sound of that...don't try too hard...

At 1/29/05 02:37 AM, AncientX wrote: Haha, he kind of does if you think about it. I was just making fun of him today though, because he did this hilarious laugh that sounded like a little girl having an orgasm. Not that I would know, but if you can imagine the sound of that...don't try too hard...

Dude just the simple fact that you could imagine that is a little weird. I mean, you would have to have alot of time on your hands to think up a sound like that.....also you shouldn't spread the word to much about Onic's so called "girlish orgasm" laugh. I'm sure he wouldn't appreaciate tons of kiddie porn addicts begging him to laugh for them. :{o lol

At 1/28/05 04:24 PM, Quisty wrote: You didn't read it, did you? Because I said that Nightwish wrote it, not me >.<

When is this ng user going to show up? we been waiting for like ever ROFL...

~X~

At 1/29/05 02:13 AM, AncientX wrote: /end rant

LIAR!

-Banned-

:D

Okay, I'm seriously done. People seriously have issues. I've been cheated on, beat the shit out of, stabbed, shot at, abused (good and bad ways...hehe..), made fun of, spit on, you name it. I don't bitch about it, do I? I didn't actually bother reading up on this topic, some dumbshit in another thread was whining about how his life sucked...but I always get banned for posting in the General Thread so I figured I would vent it here.

wow... makes me want to stop bitching about my awesome life... BUT I WILL NEVER!! MUAHAHHA!
...
omfg im back at school and it sucks big cock. good classes and teachers though, apart from one teacher who i will like... kill, lol.
my life is awesome, yet i never stop complaining, BWHAHA!
school - teh gayzor.

Welcome Back, MAL!

yah hes been back for ages now XD

Very late welcoming, indeed, but this is the Late Lounge so it's justified.

oh. i see.

By the way, did anyone else know that Onic sounds like a little girl when he laughs? ROFL. I got the pleasure of listening to him in a Yahoo chat today, and I had to take the opportunity to make fun of him.

LOLERSKATES!!!
ohhh man, the tubby guy laughs like a girly eh (XD OMFG ill get bashed for that on msn lolol).
i would love to hear that...
"HI IM ONIC... IM 6'1... 5% BODY FAT AND 210 POUNDS... HOOO!!! (buff noise). I GREW UP ON A FARM! IM STRONG!! I GET DRUNK...
WHATS THAT? A JOKE?? <uber gay girly voice> teee heheheheh!!! ahahaha! ohhh my that is amuuuusing! aaa hahahah!</uber gay girly voice>

omfg im a legend who will be bashed by teh drukn Onic....
kthxbai!

At 1/29/05 02:45 AM, LethalDosage wrote:

At 1/29/05 02:37 AM, AncientX wrote: Haha, he kind of does if you think about it. I was just making fun of him today though, because he did this hilarious laugh that sounded like a little girl having an orgasm. Not that I would know, but if you can imagine the sound of that...don't try too hard...

Dude just the simple fact that you could imagine that is a little weird. I mean, you would have to have alot of time on your hands to think up a sound like that.....also you shouldn't spread the word to much about Onic's so called "girlish orgasm" laugh. I'm sure he wouldn't appreaciate tons of kiddie porn addicts begging him to laugh for them. :{o lol

Hahahhahah, I'm actually getting a kick out of this. I have no clue what I sound like to other people, but I hope its not like a little girls orgasim. Oh well. Just as long as I dont have alot of pedophiles hearing my squeel of delight.

Btw, Marcus smells bad and doesn't know what he's talking about.

Yo, what's up SNERD!?

I had to say that, because obviously no one else noticed his posts. Or her posts. Or...she-his posts. Whatever the case may be. You all should be ashamed, leaving someone in the dark like that.

At 1/28/05 03:32 PM, BonusStage wrote: ramagi ... i may have to use your poem to execute a plan i just though of for valentine's day ;D

I better remember it though *memo get*

Good luck on doing that. I may be releasing more romatic things over the next few weeks.

At 1/29/05 02:13 AM, AncientX wrote: Holy SHIT

ROFL... to all of it!

At 1/29/05 03:00 AM, DaSadGirl wrote: he aint never gonna show up cuz heez locced up in my garage.

Hawt! Wht do you use him for exactly? ; )

At 1/29/05 03:20 AM, Quisty wrote: Well, I don't know. Why don't you find the user's account?

Laziness.

Nightwish is a band guys...-.-

So i was right after all. ^_^

At 1/29/05 04:58 AM, AncientX wrote: Yo, what's up SNERD!?

Hey Snerd, you never ever post in the WG anymore. Its been ages. Must be hundreds of stories and poems through there over the past couple months.

I had to say that, because obviously no one else noticed his posts. Or her posts. Or...she-his posts. Whatever the case may be. You all should be ashamed, leaving someone in the dark like that.

I am ashamed, i just had nothing to comment on'em. I wish he could post stories here though... and that was weird about 'i can't give you the link' i only skimmped through, so maybe i didn't read it properly the other day.

**************************************************************************

I start writers craft Feb 3, so anything i write for that class i will be sure to post here and i am going to start on my Lost in Peace mini-series type thing. Should have one up in a week and then once a week from there.

Everyone knows about my Record Breaking thread i am sure. Click my sig pic for details, but not leave now. It is only an hour away, stick around for me. It would mean alot. ^_^

At 1/29/05 02:29 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: torture wit kinky things like whips en handcuffs.

O_O Hawter!

Sorry, haven't been here for a while. My internet connection is messed up and I don't have a clue about the next time I'll be able to get back on. Sorry guys. ;_;

Control-Part XIX

Before the four appointed users even had a chance to communicate with each other; Tom screamed for the crowd to simmer down. "Well, it seems we've decided it's for the better if we up the pace a bit with these matches." he stated in a energetic tone. "We shall start up again with a five-on-five match to help widdle down the stragglers." said Wade. The crowd looked up surprised wonder what recent happens were behind all of this change. Tim activated the auto-selecter as usual, but what the crowd didn't see was what liljim had. In the dark room he was using a remote device to specifically get certain users together. On the screen came the names -Mary-, Alkador, AncientX, subpar, and Maus on the right. On the left came format, morextremist, OsAmARaMa, DirtySyko, and j00bie. Tom suspected that the left side would have a simple time destroying the right side all at once and put an end to this mess with the special tournament rules he would have for this round.

End Part XIX. ;)

I guess it just makes my story more tempting, unless you've all forgotten about it. >_>

See you all soon...(hopefully). -_-;;

I wrote this as a follow up to a previous work.

Embrace My Porcelain Throne

I’m left to
Embrace my porcelain throne;
Pouring out my worries
With bile and lastnight’s drinks.
Who says I drink to escape?

It’s easy to lie to yourself
Through a shot of gin.

There’s nothing but bitter taste
Hopes, dreams, shattered by reality,
To be drowned
In a woozy-head giggle.

Staggering to find
A lifeboat in glasses of water
With only myself to blame.

At 1/29/05 04:32 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

Welcome Back, MAL!

yah hes been back for ages now XD

orrr...since monday....

hi everyone i had my play today. it was cool. the audience loved it!

the kid who i faught and cut his head off in the play, i drop kicked the fake head right to that kid's father! it rocked

Your a sick and twisted person, Mal. Hahha...Good to hear that things have been going well in here. Right about now, life really SUCKS!

So won't you kill me, so I die happy...

/emo

Anyways, how be this club today? Me be bored. Write a Story Onic, I'm bored.

At 1/29/05 11:43 PM, deathtuna wrote:

At 1/29/05 09:59 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

the kid who i faught and cut his head off in the play, i drop kicked the fake head right to that kid's father! it rocked

Thats awesome.

i know, right? i didn't expect it. i hit the head weird and it went on a straight shot towards the guy's table!

Today I had two ski races, and took 5th over all in the slalom race, (1st for the team) which is pretty good.

congrats, i know its pretty hard to do well in large races!

i'm going skiing tomarrow, hopefully i wont work and be able to get free ski. the summit is finally open. gah, took almost half a season..fuckers cant use snow guns right.

axe, i'm sorry to hear that life sucks. you've had it hard and all. so i wont make you tell us why. but its always good to vent you know!

either way, hope you feel better

At 1/30/05 12:11 AM, deathtuna wrote: I know exactly what you mean MAL, the upper part of Sugarloaf, the SNowfields, are some of the best skiing in Maine, but they weren't open once last year.

we have rock slides off to the side of the real trials at whiteface. they havn't opened in two seasons. they are only accessable by hiking and if conditions permit. and usually only a certain number of people can go on them per hour or day.

i was lucky to get in. i was on snowblades in the park when iheard they were open, so rather risk missing the chacne again (as i had a year before when we had those uber snow storms in march a lot) i headed up as quickly as possible and took em with blads

it was orgasmic

How is everyone doing tonight? Good I hope. I am just hanging around and being bored.
I might write a story in a bit if I get bored enough. But other wise I am just posting on the bbs and blamming the ocasionaly shit flash that comes through the portal. Oh I also finaly got a VP of 7 tonight, so I am happy about that.
Other than that I am just uber bored. Catch me on msn if you need me.

The Late night lounge was not very busy when Myst strolled into the main lobby. Noone was in sight. Myst walked through the halls which were empty, and the bar was also empty which was quite suprising.
"Where is everyone!?!" screamed Myst. Just then everyone leapt out of a hole in the ceiling and screamed "PANCAKES"
Myst was quite startled and instinctivley sprayed urine over everyone in the lnl.
Everyone now being drenched in warm urine went to get into some nice clothes. Except for Mal who smelled his shirt, giggled, and ran off.

*24.3 minutes later*

Everyone freshly clothed went back into the lounge area and started on their normal activities once again.
Axe was up on the stage, spouting off to a bunch of n00bs about how they could become an Amish Muslim.
X walked in, late as usual, and strolled up to the bar.
"What can I get you" said Deathtuna the bartender for the night.
"Give me a milk...and put it in a dirty glass." said X
*GASP* went everyone at the bar.
X felt somthing on the back of his neck.
He turned around to see that it was DaSadGirl.
DaSadGirl was quite drunk and breathing hot breath all over the back of X's neck.
X slid over in the other direction only to be met with a shower of Vomit from Kiba who was quite drunk.
X now covered in mini hotdogs and spagetti left the bar to go clean up.
He stepped on Passed out Onics face on the way to the washroom.
"Uuuuugggh, why did you pick today to wear cleets X" grumbled Onic as he passed out again in a pool of his own urine and vomit.

A few hours passed and activity in the LNL was dying down so the members were finding new things to do. Ramagi decided that it would be fun to play hide and go seek.

Marcus was it on this round of hide and seek. He started to count to 10 as everyone took off to hide. Except for Onic who was still passed out, and it appears that Bounus stage had also fallen victim to the beer that was being served.
"1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 ready or not here I CUM...errr...Come." said marcus.
He started by looking in the LNL sauna, and didn't find anyone. He scoured the area in an attempt of finding people that were hidden.
He came across an open bathroom door and peeked inside. Inside was quisty, hidden behind the shower curtan. Marcus screamed at Quisty like a 12 year old school girl, which made her jump about 3 feet.
Marcus then continued on to closet. He slowly opened the door, but heard a funny noise...he stepped into the closet and searched for a light switch but the noise got louder...and Louder...and LOUDER...Until it plauged his ears. Franticaly he searched for the switch then found it.
The light came on
Sitting in front of him was *Censored* and they were masturbating profusly.
Marcus screamed with all his might and had an instant heart attack. The masturbator took off down the hall, only leaving a trail of...*cough*

The End.

Who is the mysterious masturbator? Take a guess and if you get it right then you win...nothing. Anyway find out in the next installment of "The mystery meat beater"

At 1/29/05 09:59 PM, MALforPresident wrote: orrr...since monday....

yeh... ages XD

hi everyone i had my play today. it was cool. the audience loved it!

sweet.

the kid who i faught and cut his head off in the play, i drop kicked the fake head right to that kid's father! it rocked

NOISHE!!
i played tennis today, 'twas good. but now im back at school for my first full week (last week i only had half of thursday and all of friday)...
i hate school, but i guess i will get used to it...
*le sigh*

Personally, I think it was either Mal or DaSadGirl.

It has to be one of those two, as you never specified whether they were Jerking off or Fingering. So muahaha...

At 1/30/05 05:06 AM, Quisty wrote: I think it was Onic, because he loves to show off his meat!!

Dead says:
OMG
Dead says:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=124012&page=321
:.:.:MARCUS:.:.: says:
lolz0r!

muhahahahaha funny sheet.

but i got no idea whats going on o.0 funneh.

Interesting story Onic, I see a mistake. now I'll ahve to come tplay whack a Onic.

It is funny Onic that i once had a similar experience with my urine.... same with the masturbater bit.

lol, nice story. Its funny. There are obviously two mysterious masterbaters. I am not entirely sure who, but they are two males, whhich is odd in more then one way.

Normally i would say Bonus, because he is a freak in bed and usually asks for it three or four times in one evening. He probably masterbates profusly when i am not around to please his worth.

It may even be me, but i don't want to say and spoil it. *in scary girls voice from that horrible movie* I'll never tell.

Maybe Mal is in there, he seems like a guy who likes a good jerkinf with his pals. It is all a mystery, but the time is nigh to let us know, no?