ignore my last post See what happens when your tired.
I almost posted my story in the wrong thread.
This is inspired by the recent drunk contest.
Ode to Beer
Better than Bourbon,
Captain, SoCo, Vodka, Gin -
Oh Beer, one’s best friend!
Relaxing potion!
Bubbly bath for the mind-
Tension knots unwind!
Social Elixir!
Charm and Style, Brains, Braun, and Class;
Coolness in a glass!
Bottled Companion!
Friend to those who sit at home
Constant through the gloam.
Truth-loving Liquor!
Showing beauty "hid by skin" -
Goggles see within.
Aphrodisiac!
Sodden, Stiff, are ready now
All are touched somehow!
Laid-back Communion!
Holy water in a can -
Blessing unto anyone!
Food-value beverage!
Carbohyrdates by the "glug;"
Dinner in a mug.
Better than Bourbon,
Captain, SoCo, Vodka, Gin -
Beer! Oh, Beer! The End!