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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 02:51:25


At 7/31/07 09:26 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I have all of Solefald's full length studio albums now. Aside from the screaming, they're all awesome.

I haven't heard much of them, but I have heard I like.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 03:32:03


At 7/31/07 09:58 PM, batman64 wrote: As far as I am concerned Lordi are nothing but a GWAR ripoff and nowhere near as good.

...Fag.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 04:33:08


I never understood the common thought that GWAR are like Lordi, but far less talented.

WTF? How does Lordi qualify as a quality "metal" band? Listen to the newest GWAR albums, I bet the guys from Lordi couldn't pull some of these tracks off.

(GWAR are a lot funnier as well).

"hardrock hallelujah" my ass.

Btw, Batman, I've just seen the Columbo episode with Johnny a few days ago, pure ownage ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 06:41:52


At 8/1/07 04:06 AM, batman64 wrote:
At 8/1/07 03:32 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 7/31/07 09:58 PM, batman64 wrote: As far as I am concerned Lordi are nothing but a GWAR ripoff and nowhere near as good.
...Fag.
I know damn well you are not calling me a fag.

...Nev told me to do it!

Also, album info on Diamonds Unlocked-Axel Rudi Pell (I talk about them a lot, don't I?). I was quite surprised at the songs featured on it, but...meh. I'm still getting it, even if the songs that are being covered suck.

The Diamond Overture (Intro - Axel Rudi Pell)*
Warrior (Riot)
Beautiful Day (U2)
Stone (Chris Rea/The Law)
Love Gun (Kiss)
Fools Game (Michael Bolton)
Heartbreaker (Free)
Rock The Nation (Montrose)
In The Air Tonight (Phil Collins)
Like A Child Again (The Mission )
Won´t Get Fooled Again (The Who)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 06:48:21


At 8/1/07 06:41 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Also, album info on Diamonds Unlocked-Axel Rudi Pell (I talk about them a lot, don't I?). I was quite surprised at the songs featured on it, but...meh. I'm still getting it, even if the songs that are being covered suck.

The Diamond Overture (Intro - Axel Rudi Pell)*
Warrior (Riot)
Beautiful Day (U2)
Stone (Chris Rea/The Law
Love Gun (Kiss)
Fools Game (Michael Bolton)
Heartbreaker (Free)
Rock The Nation (Montrose)
In The Air Tonight (Phil Collins)
Like A Child Again (The Mission )
Won´t Get Fooled Again (The Who)

I agree, most of these suck. I'd save "Warrior", "Love Gun", "Heartbreaker" and "Won't Get Fooled Again".

Now, about me:
Hail, Metal Hell! Here is SilentWings from Italy and I'd like to join this club... I love most metal genres, but Death, Classic and Epic reign supreme.

My favourite bands: Behemoth, Queensryche, Manilla Road. What do you think about them?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 08:01:55


At 8/1/07 06:48 AM, SilentWings wrote: Now, about me:
Hail, Metal Hell! Here is SilentWings from Italy and I'd like to join this club... I love most metal genres, but Death, Classic and Epic reign supreme.

My favourite bands: Behemoth, Queensryche, Manilla Road. What do you think about them?

List 10 Metal bands you listen to for proper judgment.
By the looks of things a Horseman will probably approve. Good luck :)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 09:22:12


I just made a post on newgrounds. I credited the hell and el ghoulio in it.

HERE IT IS

Normally when I get bulletins about filling out quizzes or repost this when ever I calmly let it pass by without saying thing. Yet this one cheesed (lol) me off.

It was this thing about filling in blocks and whichever category you had most of the blocks filled in thats what you were. Here is what I stumbled upon.

%u2022METALHEAD%u2022
[] You wear band shirts.
[] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
[] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
[] You HATE emo kids.
[] You love/like Black Sabbath.
[] You like to head bang.
[] You don't like rap.
[] You have a taste for classic rock as well.

Now right now half of you (who arent true metal heads) are saying, "WH475 WR0NG W1T D4T?!?!!"

Well, ill tell you whats wrong, line 3 is totallllllyyyyyyy inaccurate.

Line 3 states that, "You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains." NO SELF RESPECTING METALHEAD would listen to shit/mall-core music like that. Those bands were what made half of this country convert to so called metal which has barely any musical structure and screams. A true metal vocal is either a screech or a growl (the growl is also reffered to as a guttural.) Not a scream.

THERE ARE GENRES OF METAL.

Speed
Thrash
Death
Technical Death
Brutal Death
Old school
Power
grind core
Black
Epic
Folk

There are hundreds of genres that I can list. Then there is this new genre. called....

NU-METAL

That almost anyone you talk to that has listened to metal before half of these bands came out literally hate. Me myself being one of them. The tone is horrible and half of the fan base were just compelled to jump on the bandwagon because there was some kid in their school who was dark and mysterious thought he liked pain and was the stereotypical goth and listened to that new stuff and people decided to join him to be his fwiend.

ANOTHER THING true metal heads arent ass holes. THEY DONT WEAR MAKEUP. Ecxept if your into black metal LMAO. They dont sit around whining about life and saying how evil they are or how much pain they can take and they DONT WORSHIP SATAN. Except some if your into black metal LMAO. SOme do worship satan But not all of them. I dont worship satan.

Here I will link you to a group of people who know what they are talking about.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1226 10

SO STOP SPAMMING MY INTRANETS UP WITH RETARDED STUFF ABOUT NU SHITCORE MUSIC.

Also one more thing, emo music and screamo and elmo and gaymo crap. ATreyu Bullet for my valentine my chemical romance HIM stuff to that sort. (I dont know if those are emo bands cause I am not an expert on gay). KEEP IT OFF OF HEADBANGERS BALL. My god headbangers ball has just went downhill so much. It used to be the best thing on MTV and now it just went to shit and is filled with spider expertry (thank you elghoulio fo that term)

AND NOW I TAKE MY LEAVE AH-THANK YOU

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 09:29:03


Shit I meant make a bulletin on myspace. Not made a post in newgrounds.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 09:34:34


At 8/1/07 09:29 AM, Bonemill wrote: Shit I meant make a bulletin on myspace. Not made a post in newgrounds.

No one will listen anyway.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 09:41:48


Jesus fuck, calm down.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 09:53:37


At 8/1/07 09:34 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 8/1/07 09:29 AM, Bonemill wrote: Shit I meant make a bulletin on myspace. Not made a post in newgrounds.
No one will listen anyway.

How true they tend to just overlook all my posts.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 09:53:52


At 8/1/07 09:22 AM, Bonemill wrote:

ANOTHER THING true metal heads arent ass holes.

Errrr...
Am I being kicked out?
:P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 09:56:48


At 8/1/07 09:41 AM, jarrydn wrote: Jesus fuck, calm down.

Me??

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 10:11:22


At 8/1/07 09:41 AM, jarrydn wrote: Jesus fuck, calm down.

Shut up, fabbot.

:D


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 10:28:44


At 8/1/07 09:53 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 8/1/07 09:22 AM, Bonemill wrote:

ANOTHER THING true metal heads arent ass holes.
Errrr...
Am I being kicked out?
P

You, an asshole?
No Wai!
<3


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 10:39:29


At 7/31/07 10:46 AM, maverick-mechanic wrote: Yeah. i got that and "Advance and Vanquish" good stuff. :)

Which out of those 2 albums should I get first? I was planning to get one of their albums ages ago, but never bothered. :P

At 7/31/07 02:51 PM, Nev wrote: They're shit live.
And they're ugly.

Don't forget their stupid comments about Dream Theater. XD

At 7/31/07 03:33 PM, Nev wrote: Oh aye:

Iron Maiden,
Pantera,

HOLY SHIT!

At 7/31/07 05:32 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: And of course with any opinion I'm sure that it's subject to change sometime but if anyone here has listened to Edguy and thought "Meh." give Kingdom of Madness a chance.

I think "Meh" to some of the songs on Hellfire Club.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 10:48:51


Lolbrb. Gettin drunk with Sam.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 10:50:25


At 8/1/07 10:48 AM, AllMightyWut wrote: Lolbrb. Gettin drunk with Sam.

Make sure she doesn't read this.

DO HER.EVERY FUCKING ANGLE.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 11:03:43


At 8/1/07 10:50 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 8/1/07 10:48 AM, AllMightyWut wrote: Lolbrb. Gettin drunk with Sam.
Make sure she doesn't read this.

DO HER.EVERY FUCKING ANGLE.

TAKE PLENTY OF PICTURES.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 11:43:28


At 8/1/07 10:50 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 8/1/07 10:48 AM, AllMightyWut wrote: Lolbrb. Gettin drunk with Sam.
Make sure she doesn't read this.

DO HER.EVERY FUCKING ANGLE.

Correction: LET HER DO YOU IN EVERY ANGLE!


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 12:22:54


At 8/1/07 10:39 AM, Bahamut wrote: Which out of those 2 albums should I get first? I was planning to get one of their albums ages ago, but never bothered. :P

hmm well both albums kickass but i like their first album is better in my opinion. so get advance and vanquish cause Deadly Sinners is a fucking great song.

At 8/1/07 11:43 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 8/1/07 10:50 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 8/1/07 10:48 AM, AllMightyWut wrote: Lolbrb. Gettin drunk with Sam.
Make sure she doesn't read this.

DO HER.EVERY FUCKING ANGLE.
Correction: LET HER DO YOU IN EVERY ANGLE!

i fucking lol'd. hard. :D

At 7/31/07 10:35 PM, Attactivist wrote:
At 7/31/07 09:47 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 7/31/07 09:38 PM, Attactivist wrote: EXACTLY, Spinal Tap pretends they have talent, even when they suck. Thats why its a big joke...
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SPINAL TAP WAS CONCEIVED AS A JOKE, RETARD!
NO SHIT SHERLOCK?!! THEY STILL SUCK FAT HARD DICK.

Lordi = half the "shock" of GWAR, 10x the talent.

are we still on this "My bands are better bullshit"? i agree that this guy is a fucking retard and deserved what he got, but can we stop the band/genre bashing please (even though he started it)? i'm talking to everyone here. i'm getting really tired of it....

At 7/31/07 11:11 PM, batman64 wrote: You got that right, you have pissed off all 4 Horseman so GTFO and don't come back. And as the final word about it........Here's Johnny.

i never get tired of seeing GTFO johnny or GTFO Jamie though :D


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 12:25:58


At 8/1/07 12:24 AM, tony4moroney wrote: oh god did you guys hear?

Apparently Britney Spears is signing up for like two new albums!

I'm not really a fan but you got to admit her sound is getting a little more angst and grunge.

ummmm...who the fuck are you?


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 12:39:27


Sorry for the triple post, but i just found one of the best videos i have ever seen...
Not Safe For Work


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 13:34:59


At 8/1/07 08:01 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
At 8/1/07 06:48 AM, SilentWings wrote:
List 10 Metal bands you listen to for proper judgment.
By the looks of things a Horseman will probably approve. Good luck :)

Ok, so here's my top 10 (in no particular order):

Queensryche
Behemoth
Manilla Road
Judas Priest
Dream Theater
Korpiklaani
Slayer
Anathema
Blind Guardian
In Flames

Anyway, I can't express my taste with just 10 bands, there are hundreds more I listen to. I'm really into classic, power and epic bands, but I also love death, thrash, black, folk, doom... You know, I'm just open-minded when it comes to musical taste.


My flaming passions, oceans ov love and all thou call'st "the evil"...

I summon thee, Bringer ov war, Bearer ov light, Earth's son...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 13:42:13


At 8/1/07 01:34 PM, SilentWings wrote: Queensryche
Judas Priest
Dream Theater
Korpiklaani
Blind Guardian

all awesome


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 13:43:53


At 8/1/07 01:34 PM, SilentWings wrote: Queensryche
Behemoth
Manilla Road
Judas Priest
Dream Theater
Korpiklaani
Slayer
Anathema
Blind Guardian
In Flames

well i have no power to accept you, but that is a mighty fine list.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 13:44:21


At 8/1/07 12:39 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: Sorry for the triple post, but i just found one of the best videos i have ever seen...
Not Safe For Work

Lol, The Crab was Hilarious.
Some of those could break your dick though.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 13:45:48


At 8/1/07 01:44 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 8/1/07 12:39 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: Sorry for the triple post, but i just found one of the best videos i have ever seen...
Not Safe For Work
Lol, The Crab was Hilarious.
Some of those could break your dick though.

Brokedick Mountain lol


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 13:57:56


At 8/1/07 01:45 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 8/1/07 01:44 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 8/1/07 12:39 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: Sorry for the triple post, but i just found one of the best videos i have ever seen...
Not Safe For Work
Lol, The Crab was Hilarious.
Some of those could break your dick though.
Brokedick Mountain lol

OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
I can feel the pain just from reading that <x'(


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-01 14:07:04


At 8/1/07 01:34 PM, SilentWings wrote: Ok, so here's my top 10 (in no particular order):

Queensryche
Behemoth
Manilla Road
Judas Priest
Dream Theater
Korpiklaani
Slayer
Anathema
Blind Guardian
In Flames

That's an excellent list my friend; hereby, I officially invite you to the Metal Hell. Welcome to the club :)