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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 13:36:52


...Fuck.

My account's going to be deleted. My fucking brother had a little review streak and left about 20 reviews on my account. All left in the manner of an ignorant 5 year old (Using phrases like 'what the crap!?' and ignoring the flash completely and commenting on a single bit that he didn't understand)

I've sent personal apologies to about 10 people because of the git. Now i'm proper fucked.

Kidd, you know what to do.

That was the cue for the battle axe, in case you're wondering.

My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 13:47:11


At 7/14/07 01:36 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Kidd, you know what to do.

That was the cue for the battle axe, in case you're wondering.

*Turns on Guttural Secrete*
*Runs Outside*

Fucker's Dead.
In the Basement he goes.

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 13:58:26


At 7/14/07 01:35 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 7/14/07 01:28 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Also, Leper Messiah-BEST.WORKING OUT.SONG.EVER.
W-w-w-w-wrong!

Helmet's first album, Strap it On, is so raw and angry that it makes me want to kill something, thus it equals great workout music.

I disagree both ways, the only band I listen to while working out is Lamb of God.

Vigil = best workout song.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 14:02:01


At 7/14/07 01:47 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/14/07 01:36 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Kidd, you know what to do.

That was the cue for the battle axe, in case you're wondering.
*Turns on Guttural Secrete*
*Runs Outside*

Fucker's Dead.
In the Basement he goes.

To add to the pain, I touched him with my St. Anger album.

God, why did I buy that? I told him he had to listen to some true metal in order to cleanse his soul. Guess what he does? He goes into my room and pulls out my copy of Demon Hunter-The Tryptich. And plays it at full blast.

I believe this will incur another killing. That, or I could just chuck ReLoad at him.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 14:02:35


At 7/14/07 01:58 PM, Kreator0943 wrote:
At 7/14/07 01:35 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 7/14/07 01:28 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
I disagree both ways, the only band I listen to while working out is Lamb of God.

Vigil = best workout song.

I disagree with all three of you. Any song by Nasum.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 14:17:06


At 7/14/07 01:58 PM, Kreator0943 wrote:

I disagree both ways, the only band I listen to while working out is Lamb of God.

Vigil = best workout song.

Hell no, Deicide- Homage for Satan Beats that by a million.
It's Fast, brutal, Satanic, And Catchy, All in one.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 14:41:15


The best work out song is something thats really long... but really good like:

Octavarium
A Change of Seasons
And Then There Was Silence
Keeper of the Seven Keys
Halloween

etc, etc.

Cause they go fast, so your exercise is over before you know it.
And singing along to ATTWS whilst fagging it on the exercise bike is total ownage :D.

The worst are DragonForce... just cause exercising to three minutes of solos is ridiculous. Even if the singing parts are good and inspiring.

Good Mourning/Black Friday is a brilliant song too :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 14:54:12


At 7/14/07 02:41 PM, Nev wrote: The worst are DragonForce... just cause exercising to three minutes of solos is ridiculous. Even if the singing parts are good and inspiring.

Yet you ignore all the other bands with ridiculously long solos. How...Actually I don't know any other bands with solos that long.

Anyway, if all you guys think that they do is play fast, does that mean their slow songs are the musical equivilant of a scribble?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 14:59:51


At 7/14/07 01:19 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
brb, I tink Crowlers knokin at mah door.....

Hi Crowl-

LAMO you just made my day!


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 15:29:52


At 7/14/07 02:59 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
LAMO you just made my day!

Well then calling him a lamo is a bit harsh

kekekekekeke

Funny story, turns out I leave monday for that camp. So i dont have my guitar for a whole week and I am tempted. So, bad-man-inc. made the drums for extreme unction for me. I will be doing that song next. Yet, were i dont have my guitar i wanted to play along and make sure they were right. So I had to break out my banjo (DEAD SERIOUS LOL) I tuned it like a guitar and played extreme unction. If any of you have never heard extreme unction on a banjo. Trust me its worth it lol. (the drums were right too.)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 15:33:03


At 7/14/07 02:54 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Anyway, if all you guys think that they do is play fast, does that mean their slow songs are the musical equivalent of a scribble?

All of their music is, Fuck them.

With a Knife.

And devour their corpses...
And puke 'em back out.

...And fuck 'em again.

*Repeat*


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 15:40:53


At 7/14/07 03:29 PM, Bonemill wrote:
At 7/14/07 02:59 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
LAMO you just made my day!
Well then calling him a lamo is a bit harsh

kekekekekeke

Oh...I meant LMAO :P


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 15:52:43


At 7/14/07 03:40 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 7/14/07 03:29 PM, Bonemill wrote:
At 7/14/07 02:59 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
LAMO you just made my day!
Well then calling him a lamo is a bit harsh

kekekekekeke
Oh...I meant LMAO :P

Too Late.

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 16:00:29


At 7/14/07 03:52 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/14/07 03:40 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 7/14/07 03:29 PM, Bonemill wrote:
At 7/14/07 02:59 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
LAMO you just made my day!
Well then calling him a lamo is a bit harsh

kekekekekeke
Oh...I meant LMAO :P
Too Late.

oh poo...


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 16:11:51



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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 17:33:24


im on a road trip through Europe right now, since i am in Spain at the moment i will try to hunt down Visceral Damage so i can touch one of em. I also went to this awesome bar in Amsterdam, i just went to an internet cafe to check in here.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 17:41:35


At 7/14/07 05:33 PM, Crowler wrote: im on a road trip through Europe right now, since i am in Spain at the moment i will try to hunt down Visceral Damage so i can touch one of em. I also went to this awesome bar in Amsterdam, i just went to an internet cafe to check in here.

Yo, Post in my 3000 thread, And read my Shitknawt fan impression 1 page back.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 17:44:09


great Shitnot impression, luckily for you im not at home :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 17:50:49


ANDSKOTINN!!!!!!
Not again....

Banned for Three Days.
This is NEWGROUNDS, I'm not supposed to get banned for supporting fetus Cannibalism.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 17:51:38


At 7/14/07 05:44 PM, Crowler wrote: great Shitnot impression, luckily for you im not at home :P

You see, kiddies, this is why we do not mention they-who-must-not-be-named in Crowler's presence, lest ye be smited. (And by smited, we mean instantaneously being transformed into a mushroom cloud, aparently)

I feel another Harry Potter referance coming up!

'Evanna Lynch is hawt'

I am tru-Wait...What the hell? Better call my house elf...Einn Brandari! Get in here! You gave me the wrong list, mother fucker! (shoots)

And that's the end of those retarded referances. You may proceed to kill me at any time.

Other, less important, news:
Did I mention my constant playing of Smoke on the Water is annoying my mum to the point of insanity?
Slipknot. That's right, Crowler! I said it! *realises* Oh...........No.
New Iron Maiden is the heavy metal equivalent of New Metallica.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 17:55:47


Job: Guitarist/Celt

Errr... Ryan?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 17:57:26


At 7/14/07 05:55 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Job: Guitarist/Celt

Errr... Ryan?

Errr... Yeah?


My PSN: Obilisk745

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 17:58:39


At 7/14/07 05:57 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 7/14/07 05:55 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Job: Guitarist/Celt

Errr... Ryan?
Errr... Yeah?

Job: Guitarist/Viking

RYAN?!?!?!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 18:00:14


At 7/14/07 05:51 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: 'Evanna Lynch is hawt'

Have you heard her voice though?
Its horrible :P.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 18:00:27


At 7/14/07 05:58 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 7/14/07 05:57 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 7/14/07 05:55 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Job: Guitarist/Celt

Errr... Ryan?
Errr... Yeah?
Job: Guitarist/Viking

RYAN?!?!?!

I am not guilty of plagerism and any such accusations are, to be frank, totally unfounded and...TRUE! *runs out of building, gets in teh car and flees*

You see? That's what life would be like if people in Iceland could pose a serious threat to people in Ireland.


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"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 18:04:41


At 7/14/07 06:00 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

You see? That's what life would be like if people in Iceland could pose a serious threat to people in Ireland.

This is what life in Ireland would be like If I had a plane right now.

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 18:17:24


I say the horsemen should kick Kidd out for not following the constant reminders that his picture spamming should stop :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 18:32:26


At 7/14/07 06:17 PM, Nev wrote: I say the horsemen should kick Kidd out for not following the constant reminders that his picture spamming should stop :).

"Picture Spamming consists of REPEATEDLY POSTING THE SAME picture (If you like it so much, Add it as your signature) or Posting IRRELEVANT or OVERUSED images such as the FAIL picture"

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 18:44:36


At 7/14/07 06:32 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 7/14/07 06:17 PM, Nev wrote:

"Picture Spamming consists of REPEATEDLY POSTING THE SAME picture (If you like it so much, Add it as your signature) or Posting IRRELEVANT or OVERUSED images such as the FAIL picture"

He's got you thar, Nev.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-14 18:47:32


At 7/14/07 06:32 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Posting IRRELEVANT or OVERUSED images such as the FAIL picture"

Your point being?


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