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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:02:04


Nev, i thought you were on our side, what about Death? what would Chuck do?!?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:04:42


No genre is superior to another. Death metal isn't for real metalheads, it's for people who like death metal. Same with power, thrash, doom, classic, black, and prog.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:16:38


Power metal rulz.

Death metal rulz also, but on a lesser level.

Also, i'd like to voice my opinion and running the risk of getting an axe chucked at me, death metal>black metal. (If any of you have flamming, bloody chainsaws, feel free to tear down my house and brutally murder me)

Silly BM enthusiasts, with your burning churches and whatnot, you seem to have forgotten along the way the Scandanevia (spelling?) isn't one giant pit of fire filled with wittle wooden places of worship dotted throughout it. But a snowy place that many metal heads come to because they're pissed off about something or the other. Usually the mainstream music scene.

You also seem to have forgotten that most wooden churches were built as pagan establishments, then when they stopped believing in Norse mythology Christianity was teh ownzors. Quite in a literal context. So you've fucked yourself up the arse by burning them.

In non flamey news (see what I did thar>):
1. The Darkness has the potential to be the most metal game ever.
2. Hentai is NOT overrated.
3. Just because you can do an acoustic solo more successfuly, you are not better than Wes Borland. Coincidently, he shares my birthday.
4. In contrast, your ability to play an electric guitar merits you as better than Fred Durst.

Right, now I continue my endless pursuit of some sort of significance in this club.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:18:25


At 7/11/07 04:02 PM, Crowler wrote: Nev, i thought you were on our side, what about Death? what would Chuck do?!?

I like Death, its one of my favourite Metal genres, probably after Power... but I prefer Power :P.


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PSN: Look-a-Hill

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:36:07


At 7/11/07 04:16 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Silly BM enthusiasts, with your burning churches and whatnot, you seem to have forgotten along the way the Scandanevia (spelling?) isn't one giant pit of fire filled with wittle wooden places of worship dotted throughout it. But a snowy place that many metal heads come to because they're pissed off about something or the other. Usually the mainstream music scene.

I am a BM enthusiast, but this is silly. I don't care about church burnings, or similar crap. Hell, I don't even think that the Scandinavian scene is that good. So, stop all the generalizing, alright?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:40:04


At 7/11/07 04:36 PM, Goatchrist wrote: I am a BM enthusiast, but this is silly. I don't care about church burnings, or similar crap. Hell, I don't even think that the Scandinavian scene is that good. So, stop all the generalizing, alright?

Yes sir...

Well, I think this was an eventful evening, i'm off to play something...Whoa.

I've run out of games to play, songs to shred, and programmes to watch.

I'm bored and it's only 14 days into the summer. I better sleep on it. *sleeps* *begins to murmur, slowly* Raise our swords, we fight for life, shields and armour shining bright...

Yes, I murmur power metal songs when I sleep, okay?

My PSN: Obilisk745

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:44:04


A Flame To The Ground Beneath is awesomeness.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:46:22


At 7/11/07 04:40 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I've run out of games to play, songs to shred, and programmes to watch.

Pretending that he can shred :P.
Bless.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:52:10


At 7/11/07 04:44 PM, Metal-Command wrote: A Flame To The Ground Beneath is awesomeness.

hehe i thought you would like it :P he is at the very least my favourite power metal vocalist, its a shame he left for another band (Called "Heed") and they are kind of on Ice at the moment however they still search on for a new vocalist


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:52:14


At 7/11/07 04:46 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/11/07 04:40 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I've run out of games to play, songs to shred, and programmes to watch.
Pretending that he can shred :P.
Bless.

What the hell!?
*switches to petulant child voice*
I can to shwed!
*switches out*
In fact...(flicks through music folder) Godammit, he's right!

*watches about 5 different Yngwie Malmsteen instructional videos on Youtube*

And now I am ready.

No seriously, I was just using the word shred as a synonym for playing.

My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 16:57:53


At 7/11/07 04:52 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: *watches about 5 different Yngwie Malmsteen instructional videos on Youtube*

Malmsteen instructional videos suck balls.... he doesn't teach you anything... he just plays his stuff at normal speed with no guidelines or anything.

Paul Gilbert on the other hand..... fucking ace! Slows everything down for you and explains each section bit by bit.

And he is a fat cunt.


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PSN: Look-a-Hill

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:02:00


I just bough some tickets to see Symphony X on July 16th at the Medley in Montreal !!!

That show will fucking kick ass !!!

btw.... anybody bought their new album?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:04:41


At 7/11/07 04:57 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/11/07 04:52 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: *watches about 5 different Yngwie Malmsteen instructional videos on Youtube*
Malmsteen instructional videos suck balls.... he doesn't teach you anything... he just plays his stuff at normal speed with no guidelines or anything.

Paul Gilbert on the other hand..... fucking ace! Slows everything down for you and explains each section bit by bit.

And he is a fat cunt.

Lol amen brother. I tried to learn from him and failed horribly, hes a conceded asshole.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:04:45


At 7/11/07 05:02 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I just bough some tickets to see Symphony X on July 16th at the Medley in Montreal !!!

That show will fucking kick ass !!!

btw.... anybody bought their new album?

If by "bought" you mean "illegaly downloaded" then yes.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:05:08


At 7/11/07 05:02 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I just bough some tickets to see Symphony X on July 16th at the Medley in Montreal !!!

That show will fucking kick ass !!!

btw.... anybody bought their new album?

...Lucky.

Yeah, I got it. It's not really epic enough for my taste (With the exception of Oculus Ex Inferni and Set the World on Fire) and it felt to proggy. Still a solid album though. I can remember giving it a 5/5 on a review once.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:06:41


At 7/11/07 05:02 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I just bough some tickets to see Symphony X on July 16th at the Medley in Montreal !!!

I'm seeing them in November supporting Dream Theater :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:18:45


Private message from Kidd I feel I should share :).

"Power metal's gay, Man, How can you listen to that garbage, It's so...

Light.

Power metal is like the opposite of br00tal, I like some non-metal, Like classical, But power metal shouldn't be called metal, It should be called Power Rock or something, For the lack of metalness.

But, you are right about Death metal being like an Ogre, Always gets itself banned, Sometimes even it's Ogre Alt.

Because the Royalty Is Racist towards Scandinavians."


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:26:18


At 7/11/07 05:18 PM, Nev wrote:

Light.

Power metal is like the opposite of br00tal, I like some non-metal, Like classical, But power metal shouldn't be called metal, It should be called Power Rock or something, For the lack of metalness.

But, you are right about Death metal being like an Ogre, Always gets itself banned, Sometimes even it's Ogre Alt.

Because the Royalty Is Racist towards Scandinavians."

I'd now like to say so many hostile and condescending comments, it's canceled out all of my insults. Oh wait, here it is.

I'm really doubting you doing anything but talking out of your ass Kidd, since you know, you don't listen to anything that AMAZING and obscure, just mainly talking about being Scandinavian, picture spamming, and of course burning down churches.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:29:29


At 7/11/07 05:18 PM, Nev wrote: Private message from Kidd I feel I should share :).

"Power metal's gay, Man, How can you listen to that garbage, It's so...

Light.

Power metal is like the opposite of br00tal, I like some non-metal, Like classical, But power metal shouldn't be called metal, It should be called Power Rock or something, For the lack of metalness.

If the only way to recognize metal for him is how "br00tal" it is... then he doesn't understand any fucking thing about metal. Cause you can't say power metal is not metal. I could never consider a band like DragonForce being "rock"... they simply aren't rock.... they are METAL !!!
And yes.... Power metal is metal... I am a metalhead... I listen to some music like Decapitated, Threat Signal and Throught the Eyes of The Dead but that doesnt I can't listen to some power metal....


But, you are right about Death metal being like an Ogre, Always gets itself banned, Sometimes even it's Ogre Alt.

Because the Royalty Is Racist towards Scandinavians."

as you wish...

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:29:42


At 7/11/07 05:26 PM, 0peth wrote: I'm really doubting you doing anything but talking out of your ass Kidd, since you know, you don't listen to anything that AMAZING and obscure, just mainly talking about being Scandinavian, picture spamming, and of course burning down churches.

And Slayer :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:34:33


Since when the hell is power metal light? Let me give some examples of relatively heavy power metal:

Sex Machineguns
Axel Rudi Pell
Blind Guardian
Dio
Dragonheart
Dream Evil
Gamma Ray

List of remotely light power metal bands:
DragonForce

...I shall say no more.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:35:43


At 7/11/07 05:29 PM, Nev wrote: And Slayer :P.

He'll probably stop listening to Slayer soon, cause their not br00tal enough.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:37:48


At 7/11/07 05:34 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Since when the hell is power metal light? Let me give some examples of relatively heavy power metal:

Also Kiuas, Hibria and Domine.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:41:26


I always bet on what will be the first song played during a concert that I'll see.

Care to give it a try with me guys?

When I went to see Children of Bodom I have bet on Living Dead Beat and won
And I also bet on Hunting High And Low by Stratovarius when I saw their show.

So I'll bet on Set The World On Fire for Symphony X.

So tell me the song you think they will play first and I'll come back with the answer in 7 days :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 17:44:44


At 7/11/07 05:41 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: So tell me the song you think they will play first and I'll come back with the answer in 7 days :P

Inferno (Unleash the Fire)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 18:06:01


At 7/11/07 06:02 PM, CHRlST wrote: Here are my current top 10 bands:

I love people who read up on the rules and who you don't need to ask to post ten bands :).
I like you already :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 18:06:05


At 7/11/07 06:02 PM, CHRlST wrote: Here are my current top 10 bands:

Mortician
Dying Fetus
Enthroned
Origin
Stormlord
Mayhem
Dark Funeral
Darkthrone
Necrophagist
Necrophagia

So, can I join?

Yes you can ! I'm not really into brutal metal like you do, except for Necrophagist but still, welcome to the Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 18:07:37


At 7/11/07 06:06 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Yes you can ! I'm not really into brutal metal like you do, except for Necrophagist but still, welcome to the Metal Hell

Oh shit... you're so gonna get bummed now!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 18:13:14


At 7/11/07 06:07 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/11/07 06:06 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Yes you can ! I'm not really into brutal metal like you do, except for Necrophagist but still, welcome to the Metal Hell
Oh shit... you're so gonna get bummed now!

Well if your not getting bummed for your favorite bands in your profile (cause people say these bands are emo) than I don't know whats the problem with me being not a brutal death metal lover or black metal fan.... even if I like some Death metal and some melodic death metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-11 18:16:55


CHRIST, you joined already.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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