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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 22:26:49


At 7/2/07 10:00 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: Two fucking dogs for "vocals?!"
Thats so fucking lame, what an embarassment.

teh dogs are teh kvlt!!!

I agree. They're probably so bad at singing they have to have dogs sing for them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 23:05:52


Wow, I never though I would say this but normally I hate black metal. I just found a band that I enjoyed and were black metal. (it said black metal)

Blut Aus Nord

A song to check out by them is The choir of the dead I have no links. Yet it was kool. Very symphonic.

(dont know how old they are :P)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 00:27:18


At 7/2/07 09:45 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: To some: You're more annoying than you may think.

I believe everyone in this club dislikes me severely.
So I'm no more annoying to anyone than I may think ;).

Is one of them GC?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 00:30:15


At 7/2/07 09:45 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
To some: You're more annoying than you may think.

This had better not be directed at me. I think of myself as one of the few remaining intelligent people in this crew.

I mean lately, we've hit rock bottom.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 00:38:39


At 7/3/07 12:30 AM, TheBehemoth wrote: This had better not be directed at me. I think of myself as one of the few remaining intelligent people in this crew.

Aaahhh.... thats what Idio meant is it?
Nevermind my previous post then :).
In my defence its quarter-to-six in the morning (been up watching Titanic - now waiting for my Sleep Terror torrent to finish (dial up sucks balls)).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 00:55:48


At 7/3/07 12:49 AM, batman64 wrote: Insomnia Sucks.

Raises hand to give high five but falls over dazed.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 02:17:49


At 7/3/07 12:27 AM, Nev wrote: I believe everyone in this club dislikes me severely.

You're actually one of the reasons I still read up here, other then the occasional suggested bands. You almost never fail to give me a laugh. You're also beautiful in every way imaginable, and I love you and want to ride off into the sunset with you on a horse. A horse made of love.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 02:50:05


Hi im Dan.

Im an Englander straight out of London, but with ambiguous hereditary roots.

I like many types of music, including Classic Rock, Progressive Rock, Progressive Metal, Speed Metal, Power Metal, Heavy Metal, (or basically just any form of melodic metal), Synthpop, New Wave Romantics, 90s Britpop, Jazz/Funk/Blues, Classical and Folk.
Also like a fair bit of dance/techno/rave shit when the time is appropriate (drunk).

I'm not very consistant when it comes to obsessions, in that i'm very sporadic when it comes to taste. For example, I love metal but i'm not big on the metal community.

I do a bit of guitar. Would like to be in a band one day, but not necessarily a metal one, something that's diverse and progressive.

I have little ambition in life, other than to further my education, have a job I love and hopefully a loving family home.

I'm not weird like you guys lolz.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 04:03:55


Well not much seems to be happing right now so anyone like Job For A Cowboy?
I fucking love them maybe even more than Pantera! (Ah shit I'll probely get my ass kick by my friends for that...)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 04:48:51


At 7/2/07 10:30 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: NEW RULES

I guess it would have been nice if you had told me your plans BEFORE posting rules, which weren't discussed with any other horseman. Thus, they are unconfirmed, since this has to be done by more than just one.

1. If you are not a horseman do not rate bands other people list. You may rate the bands of a member who just wants to post his favorite bands.

This sounds acceptable to me.

2. New members must post 10 bands. I know this was established, but I'm carving it in stone.

I agree, nothing new.

3. There is a new point system. Good bands give one "metal point", bad bands give one "poser point". If the "metal points" overpower the "poser points" he/she is in. Obviously the other way applies too.
4. Do not give points (metal or poser) for the following bands: Pantera, Metallica, Lamb of God, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Slayer, or Cannibal Corpse. This list will change.

I could live with rule #3, but #4 is absolute garbage. We had this discussion going on before an d I still say that this won't work and is unfair to applicants. We horsemen always voted for or against newbies by judging their lists by personal experience and fairness, which is one major reason for electing a horseman in the first place - we should be proficient enough to judge a newbie fairly, without some flawed system - so, I say no to this rule. The former system has worked before and even if a newbie turns out to be a faggot, we may just kick him out.

5. Metalcore=poser points.

Read my comment to #3 and #4 - Metalcore is of course debatable.

6. That includes Trivium.

Yes, they are a no-no.

7. Crossover Thrash is accepted.

Of course it is.

OBEY

You should talk to other horseman before doing anything like that again, okay?

No hard feelings, but I think doing things like these is not the burden of just one horseman.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 04:54:45


At 7/3/07 12:30 AM, TheBehemoth wrote: I mean lately, we've hit rock bottom.

Yeah and one reason for that is your fucking whining all the time. "oh, this club is so bad now, oh I'm butthurt" - stop whining an do something against it. I'm fed up with people like you who can't do anything constructive to keep the club going.

and Nev, I don't dislike you in the least, you still worried about that argument we had like 200 pages ago? :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 05:59:49


At 7/2/07 10:00 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: What the fuck is this bullshit?
http://www.myspace.com/caninus
Two fucking dogs for "vocals?!"
Thats so fucking lame, what an embarassment.

the funny thing is your name is gore hound and you dont like it :P it was actually quite amusing i couldnt imagine how difficult a live show would be :D

At 7/2/07 11:05 PM, Bonemill wrote: Wow, I never though I would say this but normally I hate black metal. I just found a band that I enjoyed and were black metal. (it said black metal)

Blut Aus Nord

yep that is black metal and a band i have only just recently got into and i only have thier first album, i may look into the album its from (The Work Which Transforms God) however at this moment i am acquiring Grave Digger- Rhiengold as it has been awhile since i have got some power :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 06:29:51


apologies for the double but this mad me giggle :P

Thanks for voting, Charon!
Your experience points gave you a voting power of 5.95 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 12% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 6.66 votes!

how infantile :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 06:30:58


At 7/3/07 06:29 AM, Charon wrote: apologies for the double but this mad me giggle :P

Thanks for voting, Charon!
Your experience points gave you a voting power of 5.95 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 12% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 6.66 votes!

Te he...How conincidental.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 06:55:09


yay bandwagons!

hi i'm calum.

yeah i drink and...erm..do other stuff like most people.

i was born in england, but i'm half scottish & now live in scotland

i like metal, preferrably of the dooom varietry. i like to think i have a pretty impressively wide taste in music; i like rock, prog rock, psychedelic rock, grunge/alt-rock, folk rock, folk, blues, jazz, jazz fusion, funk, calssical, baroque, neo-classical, indian classical, punk, hardcore punk, new wave, crossover thrash etc. etc.

im a musician, mainly play fiddle (especially shredding on my electric fiddle) and guitar. i have a band called red handed. i'm also in another called the hookares. i'd like to think i'll be a professional musician some day.

i think you've heard enough.......


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 07:18:02


I'm too lazy to join this bandwagon.

At 7/2/07 10:30 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: NEW RULES

Alright, I agree with the rules, especially #9. :D

At 7/2/07 09:06 PM, TheBasics wrote: Man I've been listening to a lot of Iced Earth lately, and I gotta say its a fucking awesome band. Arguably my second favorite band. Anyone else listen to em' ?

Yeah, they're a great band. The only problem is that the guitar rhythms can get repetitive. I was going to get their new EP, but I think I'll get it another time.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 07:52:57


At 7/3/07 07:18 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'm too lazy to join this bandwagon.

i concur


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 09:20:26


At 7/3/07 04:48 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 7/2/07 10:30 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: NEW RULES
I guess it would have been nice if you had told me your plans BEFORE posting rules, which weren't discussed with any other horseman. Thus, they are unconfirmed, since this has to be done by more than just one.

I figured for the most part they would be acceptable.


1. If you are not a horseman do not rate bands other people list. You may rate the bands of a member who just wants to post his favorite bands.
This sounds acceptable to me.

What I thought.


2. New members must post 10 bands. I know this was established, but I'm carving it in stone.
I agree, nothing new.

Right.


3. There is a new point system. Good bands give one "metal point", bad bands give one "poser point". If the "metal points" overpower the "poser points" he/she is in. Obviously the other way applies too.
4. Do not give points (metal or poser) for the following bands: Pantera, Metallica, Lamb of God, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Slayer, or Cannibal Corpse. This list will change.
I could live with rule #3, but #4 is absolute garbage. We had this discussion going on before an d I still say that this won't work and is unfair to applicants. We horsemen always voted for or against newbies by judging their lists by personal experience and fairness, which is one major reason for electing a horseman in the first place - we should be proficient enough to judge a newbie fairly, without some flawed system - so, I say no to this rule. The former system has worked before and even if a newbie turns out to be a faggot, we may just kick him out.

Oh ok. We'll keep rule #3 but scratch rule #4. That's fine. I just wanted to see if we wanted to keep it because a long time ago, Ghoul established a list of borderline bands.


5. Metalcore=poser points.
Read my comment to #3 and #4 - Metalcore is of course debatable.

Fine. Just my personal opinion though.


6. That includes Trivium.
Yes, they are a no-no.

7. Crossover Thrash is accepted.
Of course it is.

OBEY
You should talk to other horseman before doing anything like that again, okay?

I had no way to. You're hardly on.


No hard feelings, but I think doing things like these is not the burden of just one horseman.

I didn't have enough time because people have been IM'ing me about problems in the Hell. They wanted me to do something.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 09:44:03


Metallica-Ride the Lightning=OBTAINED

'Nuff said.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 10:07:33


At 7/3/07 02:17 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: You're also beautiful in every way imaginable, and I love you and want to ride off into the sunset with you on a horse. A horse made of love.

Sounds good... lets me up on the rainbow.... of love.

At 7/3/07 02:50 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: I do a bit of guitar. Would like to be in a band one day, but not necessarily a metal one, something that's diverse and progressive.

So a Progressive Metal one :P?

At 7/3/07 04:54 AM, Goatchrist wrote: and Nev, I don't dislike you in the least, you still worried about that argument we had like 200 pages ago? :P

Its not so much the argument.... but what the argument was on.
I feel very unrespected for my actions (which were very silly.... but I wasn't thinking).

Assuming we mean the Kidd incident?
At 7/3/07 07:18 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'm too lazy to join this bandwagon.

My name is Luke.
I like most Metal except Old School and Stoner (and Doom, though I've not checked it out, but I imagine I won't (sorry Idio)).
And I don't want to be on the same boat as Bahamut.

And why do you only post once a day in this club >:(.
You post one multi-reply post and thats it.
Post more fag.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 10:36:32


is anyone here going to summer slaughter in new york? because my mom said she would take me, and i wanted to know if all of the bands there are gonna be good, (i only know a few)

and more importantly, will i look like an idiot if my mom is there with me?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 11:07:47


At 7/3/07 10:36 AM, StealThisAlias wrote: is anyone here going to summer slaughter in new york? because my mom said she would take me, and i wanted to know if all of the bands there are gonna be good, (i only know a few)

and more importantly, will i look like an idiot if my mom is there with me?

I already said on the last page that I'm going. The doors will open at 5 PM and my brother and I are going to get in line about 2-3 hours before that happens (which is around 2:00 to 3:00). If you want to meet me, I'll be wearing a Gorgoroth shirt with a large inverted cross on the back. There are a lot of good bands playing such as Necrophagist, Decapitated, Arsis, Cattle Decapitation and Cephalic Carnage. Beneath the Massacre is pretty good, judging from the material I've heard from them. The remaining two bands (Ion Dissonance and As Blood Runs Black) are more on the mediocre side.

Is your mom into metal too? She can come if she is, but if she's going just for the sake of accompanying you, tell her that it's not necessary because you don't need to have any parents with you to get in.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 11:25:08


At 7/3/07 11:07 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I already said on the last page that I'm going. The doors will open at 5 PM and my brother and I are going to get in line about 2-3 hours before that happens (which is around 2:00 to 3:00). If you want to meet me, I'll be wearing a Gorgoroth shirt with a large inverted cross on the back.

Is your mom into metal too? She can come if she is, but if she's going just for the sake of accompanying you, tell her that it's not necessary because you don't need to have any parents with you to get in.

my mom isn't into metal, shes going because she doesn't want to just leave me there, do you think going at 3:00-4:00 would be early enough?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 11:36:59


At 7/3/07 11:25 AM, StealThisAlias wrote: my mom isn't into metal, shes going because she doesn't want to just leave me there, do you think going at 3:00-4:00 would be early enough?

Try to be there by 3:00. I'm personally aiming for 2:30.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 12:53:05


When exactly is the summer slaughter? I live in brooklyn so I might go. How much do tickets cost an shit. Somebody fill me in.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 13:33:38


At 7/3/07 12:53 PM, TheBasics wrote: When exactly is the summer slaughter? I live in brooklyn so I might go. How much do tickets cost an shit. Somebody fill me in.

When I got my tickets, they were $19. I'd recommend bringing $20, maybe a little bit more. The show is on Sunday.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 13:44:57


At 7/3/07 01:33 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:
At 7/3/07 12:53 PM, TheBasics wrote: When exactly is the summer slaughter? I live in brooklyn so I might go. How much do tickets cost an shit. Somebody fill me in.
When I got my tickets, they were $19. I'd recommend bringing $20, maybe a little bit more. The show is on Sunday.

doesn't anyone think its funny that the show is gonna be in a blues and jazz club? at 1:30 before the show theres gonna be a gospel group singing.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 14:05:37


At 7/3/07 01:44 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: doesn't anyone think its funny that the show is gonna be in a blues and jazz club? at 1:30 before the show theres gonna be a gospel group singing.

For some reason, BB King's just happens to be a favorite venue for a lot of metal bands. I saw Emperor play there just last month, and I'm returning in the fall to see Overkill and maybe a couple of other bands if I can.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 14:56:01


At 7/3/07 09:20 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Oh ok. We'll keep rule #3 but scratch rule #4. That's fine. I just wanted to see if we wanted to keep it because a long time ago, Ghoul established a list of borderline bands.

A list which I rejected as an official requirement of the hell.

I had no way to. You're hardly on.

There are other horsemen, you know ;) Nah, I didn't mean to attack you, I just wanted to make a few things clear.

At 7/3/07 10:07 AM, Nev wrote: Its not so much the argument.... but what the argument was on.
I feel very unrespected for my actions (which were very silly.... but I wasn't thinking).
Assuming we mean the Kidd incident?

Yeah, we do. You still haven't digested that one? Get over it ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-03 15:12:08


At 7/3/07 02:56 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Yeah, we do. You still haven't digested that one? Get over it ;)

:O You're the one that brought it up like ages after it was first done!
Hypocrite :P.

And I'll get over it... now.

What incident...?

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