At 6/16/07 01:06 PM, PenisClown wrote:

At 6/16/07 11:11 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: I've come to the conclusion that Black Metal is hilarious.

No, it's only Immortal. Only a couple of BM bands are like that.

I think it's all quite funny though.
That video just added to the hilarity.

In my school, I am pretty much the only metalhead that can tell what is or is not true metal. We have preppies, wiggers, emos, mallcores, stoners, indie kids, punks, and maybe 3 metalheads.

and the opinion of metal is "Metal sucks, its all some guy screaming about cutting himself or some shit" or "I don't like metal, its too loud" both are quotes I've heard

At 6/16/07 01:35 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I think it's all quite funny though.
That video just added to the hilarity.

Nah, just some of the early stuff turned out a bit comical. Black Metal is serious business.

At 6/16/07 01:59 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: In my school, I am pretty much the only metalhead that can tell what is or is not true metal. We have preppies, wiggers, emos, mallcores, stoners, indie kids, punks, and maybe 3 metalheads.

and the opinion of metal is "Metal sucks, its all some guy screaming about cutting himself or some shit" or "I don't like metal, its too loud" both are quotes I've heard

I fell for you, in my school theres only myself and my friends you actually listen to actual metal.
Everyone else who claims to 9 time out of 10 listens to Emo or Metalcore.

But we have less of the wiggers etc, and a stupid amount of jocks, I mean more than 70% are jocks.

At 6/16/07 12:18 PM, batman64 wrote: Me chilling in the Batcave:

Ahaha, is that really you? :D

Metalheads here are mostly feared, at least VERY respected, Because my town used to be the Metal Capital of Iceland, And All the trendies and etc. of today have heard rumours of the brutality of the times of old...

So I haven't been in a fight or anything for a while, since everyone is afraid of " The Metal guy", Since, today I am one of like, 3 metal heads here, Me being the most Infamous/ tr00.

Basically, Here metal heads are feared, Since everyone has been spreading tales of us eating our rivals for breakfast and burning churches ,lol.

I'm surprised kids in my area even know what metal is. They're too obsessed with pop music lik FoB. Honestly, they would probably think As I Lay Dying is metal. It's quite disgusting.

At 6/16/07 03:03 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: I'm surprised kids in my area even know what metal is. They're too obsessed with pop music lik FoB. Honestly, they would probably think As I Lay Dying is metal. It's quite disgusting.

A chick in my school thought muse was Metal, And Called Týr Death metal.
Beat that.

Some kid I met outside of school thought AC/DC was metal.

No lies, bruh.

a kid in my scout troop thinks Pantera and anything that is extreme metal in any way shape of form is death metal

At 6/16/07 03:08 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: a kid in my scout troop thinks Pantera and anything that is extreme metal in any way shape of form is death metal

What an idiot. Did you bother explaining how Pantera is not death metal?

At 6/16/07 03:04 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 6/16/07 03:03 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: I'm surprised kids in my area even know what metal is. They're too obsessed with pop music lik FoB. Honestly, they would probably think As I Lay Dying is metal. It's quite disgusting.

A chick in my school thought muse was Metal, And Called Týr Death metal.
Beat that.

Hmmmm, I don't think that's possible.

At 6/16/07 03:04 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Beat that.

Some music shops in Britain put Muse in the metal section, and also put other shit bands like blink-182, My Chemical Romance and Panic! At the Disco in there. Also, I remember one of my friends saying Trivium was Power metal. :S

lol

If any of you saw Doctor Who then I think you'll agree the 'future humans' are the most metal species ever.

At 6/16/07 03:05 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: Some kid I met outside of school thought AC/DC was metal.

No lies, bruh.

Some kid, and the majority of kids, thought that DragonForce is a movie, that Funeral for a Friend are Emo, think Good Charlotte are metal and to top it off...Have never heard of Metallica.

Also, someone said Cliff Burton was a weed-smoking, 'smelly' (actual word used, by a ginger kid) person. You can guess who left with a few bruises that day.

Ignorance, the thing I hate most about the human race.

At 6/16/07 03:13 PM, Abyssus wrote: If any of you saw Doctor Who then I think you'll agree the 'future humans' are the most metal species ever.

Yeah, I guess.

That was a pretty damned good episode. 'Cept for that fag Jack.

Remember kiddies, Piercings, all canine teeth and black paint=metal.
A time travelling police box, Iranian-British companion, brown blazer and bisexual friend=not metal.

Teh Mastor onz your arses.

I love the average metalhead's fury towards music-related ignorance.

At 6/16/07 03:21 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I love the average metalhead's fury towards music-related ignorance.

They're not really ignorant.... just not very open minded.

At 6/16/07 03:26 PM, Nev wrote:

At 6/16/07 03:21 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I love the average metalhead's fury towards music-related ignorance.

They're not really ignorant.... just not very open minded.

No, they're ignorant.

Even my MOTHER has heard of Metallica, and used to be quite a big fan of them.

My response should be, "If you don't listen to metal, you're a wuss". I'd just be telling it like it is.

At 6/16/07 03:41 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: My response should be, "If you don't listen to metal, you're a wuss". I'd just be telling it like it is.

That's just being an opinionated asshole. You don't have to listen to their music, and they don't have to listen to theirs. Now I'M telling it how it is.

At 6/16/07 03:43 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote:

At 6/16/07 03:41 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: My response should be, "If you don't listen to metal, you're a wuss". I'd just be telling it like it is.

That's just being an opinionated asshole. You don't have to listen to their music, and they don't have to listen to yours. Now I'M telling it how it is.

**Fixed. God dammit. They seriously need to check the post's content before saying "omfg double post."

At 6/16/07 03:21 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I love the average metalhead's fury towards music-related ignorance.

I love the fact that you always mock us at the bottom of a page, thereby ending the bandwagon.
P.s. Me and Bonemill have made a plan.

#1 He moves to Iceland at 18.
#2 He moves here, and gets a job as a Fisherman, gettin' about 500.000 Krónur/10.000$ a month (insane wages BTW) , Living with me 'till he gets enough money to buy his own Apartment/ house
#3 After chilling in my Hottub, And drinking öl for a while, we found the best band ever, Blóðþorsti (Icelandic For bloodthirst)
#4 We record a few über songs, get a record deal.
#5 Tour Scandinavia, Fucking Icelandic/Norwegian Chicks in between.
#6 Make money, And Tour Europe , And then the world... Blah blah blah, Awesomely rich, Any chicks we want, Drugs and Öl.

We're Serious with this, And I'll make sure we give Newgrounds, The metal hell, Shores of sheol, And All you guys projects ALOT of publicity along the way.

At 6/16/07 03:43 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote:

At 6/16/07 03:41 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: My response should be, "If you don't listen to metal, you're a wuss". I'd just be telling it like it is.

That's just being an opinionated asshole. You don't have to listen to their music, and they don't have to listen to theirs. Now I'M telling it how it is.

You understand though? Liking metal is one thing, but not even HEARING of many mainstream bands and still saying you don't like them is not open-minded in anyway.

At 6/16/07 03:41 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: No, they're ignorant.

I'm talking about the average metalhead... not the others.

At 6/16/07 03:49 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 6/16/07 03:21 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I love the average metalhead's fury towards music-related ignorance.

I love the fact that you always mock us at the bottom of a page, thereby ending the bandwagon.
P.s. Me and Bonemill have made a plan.

#5 Tour Scandinavia, Fucking Icelandic/Norwegian Chicks in between.

*sniff*
You're a Saint.

Well I have made a plan for my life

1. Slide through school, always narrowly missing expulsion and failure.
2. Live by the axe.

And that be it. (Also, I was gonna be a Historian)

Wait a minute...THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY! I DEMAND FUNNINESS!

At 6/16/07 04:05 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Wait a minute...THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY! I DEMAND FUNNINESS!

I wasn't trying to be funny, In Two years....
The times will change, We will see the beginning of a new Aeon....
the aeon of...
BLÓÐÞORSTI!!!

The skies will turn black, And the rivers will run with blood.
The feeble and weak will crumble in the sheer metalness of our band, We will stand as brothers,Unmatched by ANYONE, And I mean Anyone, SLAYER TOO.

We'll ride the skies on chariots of Our fan's screams, And we will blow you away.
We'll Unravel the fabric of the universe, And break the wall of sound.

And oh yes there will be sparklers.

At 6/16/07 04:17 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: We'll ride the skies on chariots of Our fan's screams

Does that mean you'll fall when they take a breath?

At 6/16/07 03:49 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I love the fact that you always mock us at the bottom of a page, thereby ending the bandwagon.

Lol you guys are funny. You're like Star Wars fans who get furious when someone pronounces a Star Wars related name wrongly.

Well, not that bad :P

At 6/16/07 03:53 PM, Nev wrote: I'm talking about the average metalhead... not the others.

Well I wasn't, so how dare you change the arguement.

U AINT GOT DA RITE.

At 6/16/07 04:25 PM, Nev wrote:

At 6/16/07 04:17 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: We'll ride the skies on chariots of Our fan's screams

Does that mean you'll fall when they take a breath?

No, Because there will be so many.

Quite possibly who will care when our fans are of a breed such as this.