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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 17:10:07


I get pissed at that band Within Temptation. I downloaded the history of symphonic metal, they were there with Dark Wing, a great song, but not mainstream. And now on itunes they have none of their remotely metal stuff and it all links back to shit.

Don't multialte me, they make some good Symphonic or even Modlic metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 17:55:38


Off to Download till Monday.
Toodles.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 18:08:51


At 6/5/07 05:10 PM, Abyssus wrote: Don't multialte me, they make some good Symphonic or even Modlic metal.

They're old stuff was great. New stuff sucks. It sounds like Evananaanaseses.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 18:13:28


At 6/5/07 06:08 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote: .......It sounds like Evananaanaseses.

now theres a band that needs to be taken away.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 18:16:54


At 6/5/07 06:13 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 6/5/07 06:08 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote: .......It sounds like Evananaanaseses.
now theres a band that needs to be taken away.

I'd slap Amy Lee's tits around.
And some.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 18:49:53


At 6/5/07 08:29 AM, Wahnsinn wrote: Fuck DF.

i agree, DragonForce is to Power Metal as Slipknot is to any kind of Metal

i saw an "instructional" guitar video with Herman Li, all it was is him finger tapping the highest frets for a minute, it really pisses me off that anyone thinks of him as a guitarist, if he likes tapping so much, he should be a pianist


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 18:49:57


Anyone got osme good black metal? I'm looking to expand on the genre, I currently ahve a bunch of Gorgoroth,Mayhem, Dimmu Borgir, Celtic Frost, Venom and Emperor.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 18:58:23


At 6/5/07 06:49 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: i agree, DragonForce is to Power Metal as Slipknot is to any kind of Metal

That is a tad extreme.
Okay, they're a mediocre Power Metal band.
But they still are a Power Metal band.
Slipknot are neither a Metal band... nor a mediocre one.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 19:11:16


At 6/5/07 06:16 PM, Nev wrote: I'd slap Amy Lee's tits around.
And some.

no shit, dude.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 19:20:03


At 6/5/07 02:42 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: In Iron Maidens Still Life, it starts out with a backwards speaking part, anyone know what it says?

What ho said the t'ing with the three "bonce", do not meddle with things you don't understand...<belch>

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 20:03:47


At 6/5/07 02:42 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: In Iron Maidens Still Life, it starts out with a backwards speaking part, anyone know what it says?

i was thinking the same thing for a while now


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 20:13:23


I just had one of the most thrilling moments, Ever.
However, It's VERY SEXUAL, And not metal at all.

I know some of you don't want to think of me that way but still,wanna know?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 20:17:37


At 6/5/07 08:13 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I just had one of the most thrilling moments, Ever.
However, It's VERY SEXUAL, And not metal at all.

I know some of you don't want to think of me that way but still,wanna know?

sure why not.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 20:17:58


At 6/5/07 08:13 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I know some of you don't want to think of me that way but still,wanna know?

Of course.
And DT's new album rocks my socks off.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 20:19:20


At 6/5/07 08:13 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
I know some of you don't want to think of me that way but still,wanna know?

Do tell.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 20:24:22


At 6/5/07 08:13 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I know some of you don't want to think of me that way but still,wanna know?

Only if you have videos.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 20:34:51


At 6/5/07 08:24 PM, Twone wrote:
At 6/5/07 08:13 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I know some of you don't want to think of me that way but still,wanna know?
Only if you have videos.

i was buying pornography.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 20:43:00


At 6/5/07 06:49 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Anyone got osme good black metal?

perhaps Primordial. I don't listen to black metal, but I like Primordial's non-black metal stuff.

Actually, I did a search on the metal archives for "bodhran"(it's an instrument) and they were the only result I got.

At 6/5/07 08:17 PM, TehPhilippe wrote: And DT's new album rocks my socks off.

A friend of mine got it today. I haven't heard anything from it yet except for Constant Motion.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 20:56:43


At 6/5/07 08:17 PM, TehPhilippe wrote:
At 6/5/07 08:13 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I know some of you don't want to think of me that way but still,wanna know?
Of course.
And DT's new album rocks my socks off.

OK, You guys might Think i'm fucking lame, But give me a break, I turned 15 in april.

OK, So there's this girl I like, And I have for a VERY long time, But since I never brought up the courage to confront her, I got stuck in the....FRIEND ZONE, and she hooked up with a guy, and they broke up just recently.

However, The last week or so, We have been hanging out, A LOT, Going to the pool together, To the movies, and basically the average teenage type of fun..
And talking, And I'm sure she likes me back

Today, Me, My friend Óli, The girl and her friend, Decided to go to the pool, While we were swimming, I got an Idea, let's have some fun, order some pizza, and rent a DVD!

Ok, that we did, Because my mom was having some retarded dinner party, We had to eat the pizza outside, By the sunset.

We invited more friends of mine, Gummi& Valdi to join us.

My mom wouldn't let me have People in the house, so we had to go to the girl's house to watch the DVD, as we were watching the DVD, I got dared to do this fucking idiotic thing!

rub some heat lotion on my cock, that you use on sprained muscles, It fucking hurt, It was like my crotch was on fire, for an hour, The girl, Was all compassionate, and asked my if I wanted her to rub my cock for a while...

I thought she was kidding, but apperantly she knows everything about strained muscles, and stuff like that, because she took some class, So...

I let her rub it through my pants, just for a while because I about to get a major hard on, It actually helped :S

So anyway, Gummi suggested we played my new favourite sport, Strip poker.

We did, I turns out I fucking suck at poker, So I was completely naked after like 15 minutes.
Luckily, the girl also sucked at poker, So we were both the only naked ones, because the others chickened out eventually... But, Since we're only teens, we got to have a sheet, to hide yourself.

There were only two sheets, My friend Valdi had one...
And me and the girl had to share our one.

So, Since we were so... Passionate, we took advantage of the situation, and, you know, touched, and... other stuff... Under the sheet, I got totally caught by Gummi, That fag!
So, I had to use a pillow to shield my schlong.

Ok, now the game was over, BUT there was an extra rule in the game, Everyone had to show everyone their.. bodies.

I just stood there, pretty normal, just you know " hang out with your wang out"

But the girl did a little strip tease aimed at me, fucking hot.
I mean DAMN!

Then, her sister came home when we were going to get dressed again, so we ( me and the girl) had to get dressed in the same room , we had this very awkward few minutes, just, You know like this:

Me: " Oh, errr... Here's your... Blue thong.
Her:" Yeah thanks, here's your belt By the way."
Me:" Errrr... Your errr... Bra is... On.. the counter, next to my boxers."
her:" Oh, could you help me...Clip my...Bra."

So yeah, Not as HAWT as you'd suspect, but... you know, she's the girl of my dreams, and it's fun to... Have a... Good time with.
her.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 21:00:21


At 6/5/07 08:56 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: So yeah, Not as HAWT as you'd suspect, but... you know, she's the girl of my dreams, and it's fun to... Have a... Good time with.
her.

You're making me jealous. As far as women, I haven't gotten much of anywhere yet. Don't think you're lame.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 21:05:16


At 6/5/07 08:56 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
So yeah, Not as HAWT as you'd suspect, but... you know, she's the girl of my dreams, and it's fun to... Have a... Good time with.
her.

Whoa, this is pedophilia right here.

Nice...job?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 21:12:44


At 6/5/07 09:05 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Whoa, this is pedophilia right here.

Not if it's two kids.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 21:16:49


At 6/5/07 09:12 PM, Twone wrote:
At 6/5/07 09:05 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Whoa, this is pedophilia right here.
Not if it's two kids.

Exactly.
But still, I hope this is a step forward, more than a one time thing.

if ti's a one time thing, I will pillage.
So.
Much.

That the only countries left un-pillaged are Iceland, AND NORWAY.

(I might get pissed, but I don't have a deathwish)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 21:30:37


At 6/5/07 09:16 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: That the only countries left un-pillaged are Iceland, AND NORWAY.

The girl I'm courting now is from Norway.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-05 22:16:33


At 6/5/07 09:00 PM, Twone wrote:
At 6/5/07 08:56 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: So yeah, Not as HAWT as you'd suspect, but... you know, she's the girl of my dreams, and it's fun to... Have a... Good time with.
her.
You're making me jealous. As far as women, I haven't gotten much of anywhere yet. Don't think you're lame.

I'm in the same boat. Although you are quite a bit older than me.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-06 01:52:14


At 6/5/07 08:56 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: So yeah, Not as HAWT as you'd suspect, but... you know, she's the girl of my dreams, and it's fun to... Have a... Good time with.
her.

How come stuff like that never happened to me when I was 15? Come to think of it, why doesn't stuff like that happen to me now?

Sounds like you had fun. Now get off your ass and ask her out on a proper date.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-06 04:16:02


Many kudos to you, if it happened, but that seems a bit too...realistic to be made up. Good job!

why can't shit like that happen to me?

Jylmu Raouls

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-06 07:07:02


At 6/5/07 06:49 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Anyone got osme good black metal? I'm looking to expand on the genre, I currently ahve a bunch of Gorgoroth,Mayhem, Dimmu Borgir, Celtic Frost, Venom and Emperor.

oh, and...Here you go, skippy!

sorry for double-post!

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-06 08:12:43


At 6/6/07 01:52 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

Sounds like you had fun. Now get off your ass and ask her out on a proper date.

Maybe I should bring her to Cannibal Corpse this July?

Or not.

Lol, I Don't know where we'd go, Iceland has almost no dating culture, We have a Different system, I would explain , But I don't think you'd get it.

I guess I could always take her to the movies, I have no Idea, I'm not an expert On where Chicks want to go.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-06 08:21:10


Man, it's hot up here! 30 degrees in the shade. I live in fucking Norway! I guess the polar bears are melting.

I've been listening to more Black Metal lately, even though all I have is Drudkh, Satyricon, Shores of Sheol and Windir. Any more great BM bands i should check out?