Haha, I love how my idiot mallcore friend knows nothing about metal, He thought that Judas Priest's "Painkiller" was by Pantera, and denies that it in fact isn't.
I said "Well,that isn't QUITE the Pantera style, notice how the vocals are completely different"
*Shows him some pantera off of my iPod*
Him: "Yeah, but you know, he can sing in more than ONE way"
Me: Ok, what about the guitar sound then?"
Him :" It's exactly the same guitar style"
...This is the same guy that did the Cannibal Corpse MSN thing.
And the other day, I asked him:
" Seeing that you're such a huge cannibal corpse fan, are you coming to their concert this july with me?"
Him: " No, I'd rather go to the Deep Purple one, I'm a HUGE fan of theirs"
Me: "Name ONE song by Deep Purple."
Him :" Enter Sandman."
Me: " Enter sandman is by metallica, you idiot"
Him :" Yeah but I'm sure Dp played it sometime."
Me: " I'm giving you another chance, name one song by deep purple"
* LONG SILENCE*
Him: "Another brick in the wall?"