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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-20 22:35:45


At 5/20/07 09:30 PM, JadeDavis wrote:
Avenged Sevenfold (Metal?)
Bullet for My Valentine (Metal?)
Disturbed
Dope
Drowning Pool
Hatebreed
HIM (Metal?)
KoRn
Linkin Park (Metal?)
Mudvayne
Sepultura (Max Era)
Slipknot
Soulfly
Static X
Stone Sour
Trivium
Unearth

Red flags?


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-20 23:05:36


Listening to both Bathory and Avenged Sevenfold is like eating a t-bone steak for lunch and then settling down at dinner to a nice big pile of dog shit.


?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-20 23:26:03


At 5/20/07 10:24 PM, JadeDavis wrote:
At 5/20/07 10:22 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 5/20/07 10:20 PM, JadeDavis wrote:
Yeah you cant beat the Classics. oh, and why do i throw up alot of red flags???

because you listed a ton of nu metal/metalcore bands


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-20 23:27:17


At 5/20/07 11:05 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Listening to both Bathory and Avenged Sevenfold is like eating a t-bone steak for lunch and then settling down at dinner to a nice big pile of dog shit.

best line I've heard for a few years


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 00:05:02


At 5/20/07 11:40 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 5/20/07 11:26 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 5/20/07 10:24 PM, JadeDavis wrote:
At 5/20/07 10:22 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 5/20/07 10:20 PM, JadeDavis wrote:
Yeah you cant beat the Classics. oh, and why do i throw up alot of red flags???
because you listed a ton of nu metal/metalcore bands
He also listed a lot of good bands which outweighed the bad, everyone has a band or two which others may find questionable. For the most part his list was good and i stand by my decision to give him my vote.

Well, listing numetal/metalcore bands shows a misunderstanding of what metal is... I said let him in, but I'm gonna watch him as if I have the lidless eye of flame.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 00:43:26


favorite bands:
Dimmu Borgir
Devildriver
Testament
Chimaira
Opeth
Spineshank
Mr Bungle (not really metal, but oh well.)
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden (my thrash band is definitely named after one of their songs)
Static-X
Sepultura
White Zombie
High On Fire
Nightcrawler (my thrash band)
The Head Cutter-Offers (my prog/death band)

and that's basically it.
some electronica and hard trance kick ass too.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 00:47:21


actually, i guess mr bungle could definitely be metal.

and a bunch of other stuff too, but oh well.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 01:08:46


get this faggot out of here thise r some of the worst bands know to man.. and go koin a emo club while ur at it
ounk bitch

metal 4 life

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 01:22:05


At 5/21/07 12:43 AM, hypersomniax wrote: favorite bands:
Dimmu Borgir

meh

Devildriver

no

Testament

\m/

Chimaira

no

Opeth

\m/

Spineshank

no

Mr Bungle (not really metal, but oh well.)

never heard

Judas Priest

\m/

Iron Maiden (my thrash band is definitely named after one of their songs)

\m/

Static-X

no

Sepultura

\m/

White Zombie

\m/

High On Fire

?

I'd say innage, but wait for either Idio, Batman64, GC, or Ghoul to let you in


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 01:32:20


At 5/21/07 12:43 AM, hypersomniax wrote: list

sounds like a bunch of mallcrap with a couple metal bands thrown in there. I don't think the other 3 horsemen will disagree with me when I say GTFO WITH ALL DUE HASTE.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 09:37:21


At 5/20/07 10:35 PM, 0peth wrote:
Avenged Sevenfold (Metal?)
Bullet for My Valentine (Metal?)
Disturbed
Slipknot
Soulfly
Stone Sour
Trivium
Red flags?

More like fags. Cept for Trivium of course ;).

Did anyone actually read my point about Peter leaving Opeth?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 11:44:36


At 5/20/07 09:30 PM, JadeDavis wrote: Anal Cunt (Metal?)

no

Anthrax

hmmm... yes preferrably older

As I Lay Dying

sadly, yes

At The Gates

yup

Avenged Sevenfold (Metal?)

no

Behemoth

yup

Black Sabbath

yes

Botch

no

Bolt Thrower

yes!

Bullet for My Valentine (Metal?)

FUCK NO!

Cannibal Corpse

yeah

Carcass

older please

Children Of Bodom

well... yeah

Chimaira

sadly, yes

Coal Chamber

nah

Daath

yeah

Danzig

sure

Death

ayup

Deftones (Metal?)

no

Dethklok

yeah

DevilDriver

no

The Dillinger Escape Plan

no

Disturbed

no

Dope

no

Down

yup

Drowning Poo(l)

no

Exodus

ayup

Eyehategod

yeah

Faith No More (Metal?)

yes

Fear Factory

metalcore shit

Guns N' Roses (Metal?)

no

Hatebreed

hardcore shit

Helmet

sadly, yes

HIM (Metal?)

ehm... no!

Iced Earth

yes

Killwhitneydead

sadly, yes

KMFDM

nope

KoRn

fuck no

Kreator

yeah

Lamb Of God

sadly, yes

Linkin Park (Metal?)

NO!

Machine Head

yeah especially older

Marilyn Manson

NO!

Mastodon

well... yeah

Mayhem

FUCK YEAH!

Megadeth

yeah

Meshuggah

yeah

Metallica

older, yes

Motley Crue

yup

Mudvayne

no

Mushroomhead

nope

Napalm Death (First 2 Cds)

fuck yes

Nine Inch Nails

nope

Norma Jean

Fucking metalcore crap (thats a no)

Obituary

FUCK YES!

Orgy (Metal?)

nope

Ozzy Osbourne

yeah

Pantera

yeah

Prong

sure

Rage Against the Machine

nope

Rob Zombie

nope

Satyricon

they`re shitty now, but if its pre nemesis divina

Sepultura (Max Era)

yeah

Skid Row

yeah

Slayer

yeah

Slip(k)not

no!

Soulfly

NO!

Static X

no!

Stone Sour

no!

Suicidal Tendencies

its shit but ok

Superjoint Ritual

shit, but ok

System of a Down

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Testament

ayup

Tool

no

Trivium

shit, but ok

Type O Negative

ok

Unearth

shit, but ok

White Zombie

yup

Venom

yay

much shit, but ill say you`re in


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 11:45:59


At 5/20/07 07:41 PM, Nev wrote: S'not that many.... look at Bahamut's playcount for Helloween and shit.... that boy is insane.

But that's reasonable, because I find them the best band ever and they'll soon have over 4k plays. >:)

At 5/20/07 08:24 PM, JadeDavis wrote: Does anyone besides me listen to Meshuggah or Ministry???

Meshuggah - Yes, I like their song I. I couldn't get into their Nothing album, however.
Ministry - Nope.

At 5/20/07 09:30 PM, JadeDavis wrote: Bullet for My Valentine (Metal?)

NO WAY!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 12:46:08


At 5/20/07 09:57 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 5/20/07 09:54 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 5/20/07 09:48 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Jade Davis is a bit sketchy. Lot's of good metal and lots of nu-metal/metalcore.

It's borderline leaning towards in, but I'm not sure.
His second list is definite win, he has my vote.
Ok, then he's in.

Oh to JadeDavis the Melvins are 300% metal.

they always come up as 'alternative' on my windows media player info, despite being metal as hell. probably cuz of the whole grunge connection...
am i too late to join in the last.fm whoring yet?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:00:27


Chimaira
no

What do you mean 'no'? Those guys rock! You DARE have differing music tastes to the great Kerry King!? I should go and whack your ass with a McFly CD! (I don't actually own one...but you know what I mean)

BTW...I either have lung cancer, bronchitis, or a nasty cough. But I've never actually coughed up blood before.

In other news, FUCK IT! I'm taking £90-£100 and buying a futching guitar! I can't bear it anymore, I can't deal with the incredible amount of fretbuzz an acoustic has!

PS, how hard is it to play bass?

My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:02:18


At 5/21/07 01:00 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Chimaira
no
What do you mean 'no'? Those guys rock! You DARE have differing music tastes to the great Kerry King!? I should go and whack your ass with a McFly CD! (I don't actually own one...but you know what I mean)

BTW...I either have lung cancer, bronchitis, or a nasty cough. But I've never actually coughed up blood before.

In other news, FUCK IT! I'm taking £90-£100 and buying a futching guitar! I can't bear it anymore, I can't deal with the incredible amount of fretbuzz an acoustic has!

PS, how hard is it to play bass?

Sorry, I meant is it hard to play bass properly Because frankly, I'm just playing it the way I played a guitar at the start (I didn't actually know any chords, I just played something that sounded good)


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:05:53


At 5/21/07 01:00 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
PS, how hard is it to play bass?

Quite hard, once you get further, and have to learn slap picking and the such, but if you play guitar, you can get by with the whole finger picking thing, and pick.
but still, bassists are teh win.

Not as much as guitarists, though.
because of the...
The...
errrr...
Because the guitar is in the...
Front of the music?!
The Front ground?
Agh, my english is not very good right now. :S


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:06:57


Aha! The FOREGROUND!
the guitar is in the foreground of the music.

Sorry for double post.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:14:12


Whoa, Kidd, you are really speaking Fátækur Englendingar today.

By the way, I didn't translate that off of a site. I actually speak basic Icelandic.

As well as German, French, Spanish, Japanese, Gaelic and Latin.

My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:19:42


Been away for a while.

I'm currently listening to the new Behemoth. My opinions are somewhat mixed. The experimention is mostly great, except for some awful parts with the Nevermore singer in "Inner Sanctum". I suggest you listen to "The Apostasy" for yourself, since it leaked a week ago.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:24:57


At 5/21/07 01:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Whoa, Kidd, you are really speaking Fátækur Englendingar today.

By the way, I didn't translate that off of a site. I actually speak basic Icelandic.

As well as German, French, Spanish, Japanese, Gaelic and Latin.

Þú gleymdir að Fallbeygja orðið

You forgot teh conjugation, don't worry, it's very complex, I don't expect you to know that.

Also what you said was actually " poor englishman." as in an englishman with no money :D

But, yeah my english isn't too good today, but still, I speak and spell it better than most of the foreign teenagers on NG.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:44:12


Undirstöðu- Íslenska

I think what I previously said might have been the most complex sentance (phrase) i've ever said. (In said language)

And, yeah, i'm still not that great at it, but it's self taught, mind you, no help from teachers or anything. It was enough to tell someone how to invade Iceland :), though.

No, seriously, the British army are coming, get a gun, and hide. (not really)

My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:47:12


At 5/21/07 01:24 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 5/21/07 01:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Whoa, Kidd, you are really speaking Fátækur Englendingar today.

By the way, I didn't translate that off of a site. I actually speak basic Icelandic.

As well as German, French, Spanish, Japanese, Gaelic and Latin.
Þú gleymdir að Fallbeygja orðið

You forgot teh conjugation, don't worry, it's very complex, I don't expect you to know that.

Also what you said was actually " poor englishman." as in an englishman with no money :D

But, yeah my english isn't too good today, but still, I speak and spell it better than most of the foreign teenagers on NG.

You even speak it better than most English and American teenagers on Newgrounds.

I got We Are Motörhead today. I'm 3 CDs away from having all their studio albums.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:52:08


At 5/21/07 01:00 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Chimaira
no
What do you mean 'no'?

They mean fuck no. Chimaira sucks hardcore.

At 5/21/07 01:19 PM, Goatchrist wrote: I suggest you listen to "The Apostasy" for yourself, since it leaked a week ago.

Linkage?!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:53:13


At 5/21/07 01:00 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Chimaira
no
What do you mean 'no'? Those guys rock! You DARE have differing music tastes to the great Kerry King!? I should go and whack your ass with a McFly CD! (I don't actually own one...but you know what I mean)

Chimaira aren't metal, they're metalcore. Get it right, dammit, and end the unwarranted self-importance. Kerry King isn't great, and certainly isn't a great guitarist.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:59:04


At 5/21/07 01:00 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Chimaira
no
What do you mean 'no'? Those guys rock! You DARE have differing music tastes to the great Kerry King!? I should go and whack your ass with a McFly CD! (I don't actually own one...but you know what I mean)

Chimaira are metalcore, not metal. Get it right. And, I'm damn sick of people worshipping and circle jerking all over Kerry King. He's not that great. He's actually quite mediocre. Most of his solos are just random bursts of notes. I listen to superior guitarists every day, and I would even posit that I can play most if not all Slayer songs/solos.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 13:59:41


At 5/21/07 01:53 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 5/21/07 01:00 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Chimaira
no
What do you mean 'no'? Those guys rock! You DARE have differing music tastes to the great Kerry King!? I should go and whack your ass with a McFly CD! (I don't actually own one...but you know what I mean)
Chimaira aren't metal, they're metalcore. Get it right, dammit, and end the unwarranted self-importance. Kerry King isn't great, and certainly ISN'T A GREAT GUITARIST.

I fear this man is posssesd by demons, i'll get the Bible, somone get the Holy Water. (Which, is kinda ironic, if you think about it)

Anyway, I hate Kerry King and the rest of that fucking bunch of satanist pricks, but he DOES have the skillz to pay da billz.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 14:01:35


Sorry for the "double" post. My internet's been shitting bricks lately, and I didn't know that the first post had been posted. Sorry, mang.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 14:06:35


At 5/21/07 01:44 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Undirstöðu- Íslenska

Still, good for you to try to learn my language, I'm proud of you.

P.s. also, you can use it to say just about anything to your friends without them understanding, very fun, i do it all the time on TEH BBS, from now i'll try to help my fellow Metal hellions,

to learn the icelandic language, if any of you actually bother, but i can't help you speak it, compared to other languages, it's hard as Fuck to speak.

You have earned a pic of me and my nephew for your hard work. :D
i'm "Ze Täll åune"

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-21 14:10:01


At 5/21/07 01:00 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I should go and whack your ass with a McFly CD! (I don't actually own one...but you know what I mean)

Don't worry, I own one :P.

PS, how hard is it to play bass?

Easy.... its like drums, but a bit harder.

At 5/21/07 01:59 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Anyway, I hate Kerry King and the rest of that fucking bunch of satanist pricks, but he DOES have the skillz to pay da billz.

Kerry King is teh suxx0rs.
As are Chimaira.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

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