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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 19:52:32


At 5/1/07 07:47 PM, batman64 wrote:
Name gave ya away kiddo, plus being a Horseman I know these things......................

I'm not very good at being subtle. Oh well :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 19:54:42


At 5/1/07 07:47 PM, batman64 wrote:
Name gave ya away kiddo, plus being a Horseman I know these things......................

How did the name give her away?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 19:57:18


At 5/1/07 07:45 PM, Nev wrote: ....they dismissed Týr as some novelty wannabe Viking band. Fags >:(

they must be eliminated.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 20:08:47


At 5/1/07 07:57 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 5/1/07 07:45 PM, Nev wrote: ....they dismissed Týr as some novelty wannabe Viking band. Fags >:(
they must be eliminated.

May Beezulbub, the lord of the flies himself, toss them into a void of eternal torment, where from there is no return, may their suffering be horrid and long.

May the monsterous demons that dweel therein torture them intensely until they are ridden of their sanity, filling every moment of their existance with pain and darkness.

May their pitiful souls be shat out like the waste they are.

No-one copy this, i might use it for lyrics sometime lol.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 20:17:57


At 5/1/07 08:08 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
No-one copy this, i might use it for lyrics sometime lol.

Pit of Eternal Pain?


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 20:21:28


At 5/1/07 07:54 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 5/1/07 07:47 PM, batman64 wrote:
Name gave ya away kiddo, plus being a Horseman I know these things......................
How did the name give her away?

It's girly AND viking. You can see where he is coming from.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 20:27:14


At 5/1/07 08:21 PM, Valykrie-Alvitr wrote: It's girly AND viking. You can see where he is coming from.

the girl has a point


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 20:53:10


At 5/1/07 08:17 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 5/1/07 08:08 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
No-one copy this, i might use it for lyrics sometime lol.
Pit of Eternal Pain?

IT'S AWWWWWRIIIIIIGHT!!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 20:55:31


Hey, I was just wondering, WHERE THE FUCK IS PENISCLOWN?!
Seriously, I miss my bitch <:(

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 21:38:07


At 5/1/07 08:53 PM, kiddi1 wrote: IT'S AWWWWWRIIIIIIGHT!!

no i meant for the title of your song.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 21:45:07


At 5/1/07 08:55 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Hey, I was just wondering, WHERE THE FUCK IS PENISCLOWN?!

I dragged him out to the Sahara desert and left him to death


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 21:48:19


At 5/1/07 09:45 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 5/1/07 08:55 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Hey, I was just wondering, WHERE THE FUCK IS PENISCLOWN?!
I dragged him out to the Sahara desert and left him to death

i thought penisclown was immortal?


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 22:07:01


I swear to god, I love Cradle of Filth videos.

Dani Filth is such a fat cunt, it's hilarious. His fat ass plopping around with his make-up when he jumps makes me die laughing.

But they suck, really.

And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 22:10:39


At 5/1/07 10:07 PM, 0peth wrote: I swear to god, I love Cradle of Filth videos.

Dani Filth is such a fat cunt, it's hilarious. His fat ass plopping around with his make-up when he jumps makes me die laughing.

But they suck, really.

He's fat? I always thought he was just merely short. Then again, I think the last and only pic I saw of him was when I was in High School four years ago.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 22:11:19


At 5/1/07 10:07 PM, 0peth wrote: Dani Filth is such a fat cunt, it's hilarious.

Every person I've ever met that listened to Cradle of Filth has been fat. I'm not exaggerating, I'm not kidding. They've all been fat.


?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 22:15:16


At 5/1/07 10:11 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:

Every person I've ever met that listened to Cradle of Filth has been fat. I'm not exaggerating, I'm not kidding. They've all been fat.

My friend who is obese also likes them...

At 5/1/07 10:10 PM, Valykrie-Alvitr wrote:
He's fat? I always thought he was just merely short. Then again, I think the last and only pic I saw of him was when I was in High School four years ago.

His video I just watched on my TV, the song was Nymph.

He's short and chubby. Not obese, but fat enough for me to laugh really hard. I pissed my boxers and couldn't breathe.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 22:24:07


am i in? i posted my list earlier

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 22:30:29


At 5/1/07 10:24 PM, agentSA wrote: am i in? i posted my list earlier

Didn't see buttt...

Favorite Bands:

* drudkh
* taake
* immortal

I would say yes...just wait for one of the four horsemen.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 00:08:11


PEOPLE WHO DETRACT OR HAVE DETRACTED FROM THE METAL HELL:

1. numetalheads who assume Vh1 knows more about metal than the metal community and think they know more about metal than a club dedicated to just that.

2. Metalcorers who believe that their favorite metalcore band is "ZOMG BR00TAL DETAH METAL!"

3. People who take drama to unhealthy levels.

4. People who think Zakk Wylde is a great guitarist.

5. people who listen to only mainstream metal bands and refuse to listen to anything else, thus offering nothing to the metal hell.

6. People who act like they have authority on a subject they clearly know nothing about.

Feel free to add to this list.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 00:33:09


At 5/1/07 10:11 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Every person I've ever met that listened to Cradle of Filth has been fat. I'm not exaggerating, I'm not kidding. They've all been fat.

Damn, I know one guy who is just mildly fat. Does that still count?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 00:43:03


At 5/2/07 12:08 AM, ElGhoulio wrote:
4. People who think Zakk Wylde is a great guitarist.

Zakk's good but he is incredibly overrated because he plays for Ozzy IMO


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 00:50:29


At 5/2/07 12:43 AM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 5/2/07 12:08 AM, ElGhoulio wrote:
4. People who think Zakk Wylde is a great guitarist.
Zakk's good but he is incredibly overrated because he plays for Ozzy IMO

I said "Great", not good. Abbath of Immortal is a good guitarist, but not great. John Petrucci is a great guitarist.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 01:04:56


And I'm listening to Gods of War. It's fucking great. Words cannot describe how fuckign great it is.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 01:32:57


At 5/2/07 01:12 AM, batman64 wrote:
At 5/2/07 01:04 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: And I'm listening to Gods of War. It's fucking great. Words cannot describe how fuckign great it is.
Like I said it's total win and epic as fuck.

HAIL! GODS OF WAR!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 01:35:19


At 5/2/07 01:32 AM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 5/2/07 01:12 AM, batman64 wrote:
At 5/2/07 01:04 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: And I'm listening to Gods of War. It's fucking great. Words cannot describe how fuckign great it is.
Like I said it's total win and epic as fuck.
HAIL! GODS OF WAR!!

SONS OF ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My introduction to Thrash metal:)

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 01:40:52


At 5/1/07 07:57 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 5/1/07 07:45 PM, Nev wrote: ....they dismissed Týr as some novelty wannabe Viking band. Fags >:(
they must be eliminated.

YES! Eliminate the fags! TYR is good. Just because they don't sound like Unleashed, Amon Amarth, or Enslaved dosn't mean they're not viking metal. They're Viking metal with a hint of epic power metal. What's wrong with that, absolutly NOTHING.


My introduction to Thrash metal:)

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 01:56:39


At 5/2/07 01:40 AM, Devilrider2 wrote:
At 5/1/07 07:57 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 5/1/07 07:45 PM, Nev wrote: ....they dismissed Týr as some novelty wannabe Viking band. Fags >:(
they must be eliminated.
YES! Eliminate the fags! TYR is good. Just because they don't sound like Unleashed, Amon Amarth, or Enslaved dosn't mean they're not viking metal. They're Viking metal with a hint of epic power metal. What's wrong with that, absolutly NOTHING.

Viking metal really isn't a genre. It started out as mid-paced heavy metal (mid-era Bathory), turned into viking themed black metal (Enslaved), and slowly incorporated folky influences as well. And now Manowar is riding the "viking metal" bandwagon.

Viking metal often has to do with a somewhat dramatic sound and viking themed lyrics, but a genre it does not make.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 02:24:20



Viking metal really isn't a genre. It started out as mid-paced heavy metal (mid-era Bathory), turned into viking themed black metal (Enslaved), and slowly incorporated folky influences as well. And now Manowar is riding the "viking metal" bandwagon.

Viking metal often has to do with a somewhat dramatic sound and viking themed lyrics, but a genre it does not make.

Yah. Black Metal really influenced it. Enslaved helped coin the term Viking Metal. So, I agree. Even varg virkernes (currently in prison for murder of Mayhem member Euronymous and arson) of Burzum used his Viking heratige as an influence for his black metal creations.


My introduction to Thrash metal:)

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 04:06:50


At 5/2/07 12:08 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: PEOPLE WHO DETRACT OR HAVE DETRACTED FROM THE METAL HELL:
Feel free to add to this list.

7. Jarrydn.

Or would I belong to the first couple of groups? ;D

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-02 06:26:14


At 5/2/07 04:06 AM, jarrydn wrote:
7. Jarrydn.

Or would I belong to the first couple of groups? ;D

Poor jarrydn. Always getting caught up between the elitist rantings.