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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 10:02:11


At 4/15/07 09:46 AM, PenisClown wrote: It's not that simple, because Satan is only recognised in Christianity. For your metaphor to work he would have to recognised in more than one religion.

Satan is in Old Testament.
Judaism accepts the Christian Old Testament.

Thats two religions.

Also Metal.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 10:20:58


I really can't stand Lamb of God.

It's like they're farting in my ears.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 10:50:08


At 4/15/07 10:20 AM, 0peth wrote: I really can't stand Lamb of God.

It's like they're farting in my ears.

Which songs have you heard?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 11:01:13


At 4/15/07 10:02 AM, Nev wrote: Satan is in Old Testament.
Judaism accepts the Christian Old Testament.

Thats two religions.

You win.

At 4/15/07 10:20 AM, 0peth wrote: I really can't stand Lamb of God.

I have a Metal Hammer issue with them on the front, with a quote from one of them saying, "We're fucking brutal!!!"

I cried, and swore never to buy another Metal Hammer.

They voted Trivium the best band of 2005....

Fuck them in their british arseholes.


Metal Hell.

Pill pop a dope a well run general hash pump a gonna led.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 11:09:41


At 4/15/07 11:01 AM, PenisClown wrote: Fuck them in their british arseholes.

Indeed, they're shit. I saw the new issue on Saturday in the shops and it had HIM on the cover.
There are no good music magazines. Not in regards to Metal anyway.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 11:12:22


At 4/15/07 11:09 AM, Nev wrote: Indeed, they're shit. I saw the new issue on Saturday in the shops and it had HIM on the cover.

Oh god.

There are no good music magazines. Not in regards to Metal anyway.

True. True.

And I'm not telling you my secret.


Metal Hell.

Pill pop a dope a well run general hash pump a gonna led.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:00:29


At 4/15/07 11:09 AM, Nev wrote:
At 4/15/07 11:01 AM, PenisClown wrote: Fuck them in their british arseholes.
Indeed, they're shit. I saw the new issue on Saturday in the shops and it had HIM on the cover.
There are no good music magazines. Not in regards to Metal anyway.

limey bastards. except for a few good metal bands they haven't had anything to make for a metal magazine. let a country who knows about metal make a magazine and educate thesee people on what metal really is. I'm sad to say this, but metal is dying out (it'll never die in our hearts, that will last until we die) in the world around us. I live in the US and i hear evey wannabe gangster asshole blaring rap from his or some faggy emo/scene kid singing. it's enough to make me want to start kicking skulls in.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:13:45


At 4/15/07 12:00 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: I'm sad to say this, but metal is dying out (it'll never die in our hearts, that will last until we die) in the world around us.

You're stupid. "Heavy Metal will never die!" -Joey DeMaio


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:21:42


At 4/15/07 12:13 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/15/07 12:00 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: I'm sad to say this, but metal is dying out (it'll never die in our hearts, that will last until we die) in the world around us.
You're stupid. "Heavy Metal will never die!" -Joey DeMaio

Seriously. I think it's just North America as a problem with what he was trying to say. This land is way too commercial and metal in it has being going to shit. We barely can spring any good metal like we us to, or compare to other countries. Either it gets converted to metalcore due to commercialism, or is like nu metal, cuz thats kewl. Compared to Europe, NA has just went all kinds of down hills when it comes to metal. We're way too trendy as well as a touchy feely I'LL SUE YOU FOR ANYTHING of a continent :(


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:26:10


i want to know something... if you listen to the song called "domination" by pantera someone is screaming something in the beginning.. i only understand the word motherfucker at the end.... but i want to know what the complete sentence is .... i cant find it in lyrics...

so in short... whats the first sentence in the song domination by pantera?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:50:04


At 4/15/07 12:26 PM, Origina-l wrote: so in short... whats the first sentence in the song domination by pantera?

Burns victim like a motherfucker.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:50:24


For fuck's sake guys, stop asking me about my secret! I told you I wouldn't tell you it!

Fuck!


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:54:57


At 4/15/07 12:50 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/15/07 12:26 PM, Origina-l wrote: so in short... whats the first sentence in the song domination by pantera?
Burns victim like a motherfucker.

hey yeah! thank you

btw 250 post... hooray..

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:57:48


At 4/15/07 12:50 PM, PenisClown wrote: For fuck's sake guys, stop asking me about my secret! I told you I wouldn't tell you it!

Fuck!

secret?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:58:01


At 4/15/07 12:50 PM, PenisClown wrote: For fuck's sake guys, stop asking me about my secret! I told you I wouldn't tell you it!

Fuck!

tell us now!


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 12:58:07


At 4/15/07 12:57 PM, Origina-l wrote:
At 4/15/07 12:50 PM, PenisClown wrote: For fuck's sake guys, stop asking me about my secret! I told you I wouldn't tell you it!

Fuck!
secret?

secret?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 13:03:49


At 4/15/07 11:09 AM, Nev wrote:
There are no good music magazines. Not in regards to Metal anyway.

this is a good frank zappa quote that sums it up; "Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read."

any melvins fans here that know if their last album is any good? i'm quite intrigued by the whole double-drummers thing.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 13:05:01


At 4/15/07 12:58 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 4/15/07 12:57 PM, Origina-l wrote:
At 4/15/07 12:50 PM, PenisClown wrote: For fuck's sake guys, stop asking me about my secret! I told you I wouldn't tell you it!

Fuck!
secret?
secret?

see Crete?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 13:10:30


At 4/15/07 12:21 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Seriously. I think it's just North America as a problem with what he was trying to say. This land is way too commercial and metal in it has being going to shit. We barely can spring any good metal like we us to, or compare to other countries. Either it gets converted to metalcore due to commercialism, or is like nu metal, cuz thats kewl. Compared to Europe, NA has just went all kinds of down hills when it comes to metal. We're way too trendy as well as a touchy feely I'LL SUE YOU FOR ANYTHING of a continent :(

I fucking hate that. "I'm gonna sue you!" These goddamn people are really pissing me off. I love my country and everything but the american people are just stupid. These people get offended at the drop of a hat. We use to have some balls. Yeah, we used to be badasses. If you didn't like what somebody else said, you took it outside and settled it like a man, but the continued pussifacation of our people due to these whiny, born again Christians and soccer moms between the ages of 35 and cunt, keep baning everything that may be viewed as offensive. If they would just have some responsibility and watch their little shits instead of ruining it for the rest of us, things might be different. But no! "This should be removed because I don't have time to watch over my child and explain things to him/her" These are the same people who wonder why their kids are turning gay.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 13:26:30


At 4/15/07 01:23 PM, Hellraiser wrote: metal is cool

statement of the year, congratulations


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 13:33:21


I found the new Mayhem album to be a splendid mix of Chimera (album) and Black Sabbath. Though it's barely even black metal anymore.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 13:57:23


PenisClown, telling me your secret would be a perfect birthday present, I won't tell, I swear on the blood of my scribe,the honor of my creed and mjölnir, the hammer of thor.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 14:09:11


At 4/15/07 01:33 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: I found the new Mayhem album to be a splendid mix of Chimera (album) and Black Sabbath. Though it's barely even black metal anymore.

Hehe, I liked the Necrobutcher interview on headbangers journey "Who said that who are they....fuck them too!"


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 14:17:44


nice sig Kiddmeizter haha


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 14:33:54


At 4/15/07 02:17 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: nice sig Kiddmeizter haha

I'm assuming you mean the text one, Thank you , i made it myself.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 14:35:55


At 4/15/07 02:33 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 4/15/07 02:17 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: nice sig Kiddmeizter haha
I'm assuming you mean the text one, Thank you , i made it myself.

it's much more rewarding when you make it yourself isn't it? and i just did mine in MS paint haha


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 14:39:44


I should get around to making a sig for myself soon. Yeah, I'll get to that, later.


Signature...Ha...

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 15:02:49


At 4/15/07 02:39 PM, MoonClock wrote: I should get around to making a sig for myself soon. Yeah, I'll get to that, later.

Same boat.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 15:16:50


At 4/15/07 03:02 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 4/15/07 02:39 PM, MoonClock wrote: I should get around to making a sig for myself soon. Yeah, I'll get to that, later.
Same boat.

It would make you not be as recognizable.

The huge anal sex text makes you stick out.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-15 15:25:07


At 4/15/07 03:16 PM, 0peth wrote:
It would make you not be as recognizable.

The huge anal sex text makes you stick out.

hahaha. The only reason I put it there was so I could figure myself out between me and the other dr0kns who had the same sig for the "so are we still friends" topic. I feel somehow still committed to the sig, since we had the pack of keeping them forever, assuming the thread would never be deleted..but "anal sex" isnt vulgar enough for my liking anymore AND the thread is gone...

oo confliction! :(


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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