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NG Audio Potral:Metaljonus

(shitty attempt at transliterating Russian)
Vi sooki, Russkiye yest'?
Russian>Y'all.

I am proud to know no other languages. Because I've pretty much mastered English.

Well, when I've had too much wine.

I'm serious, when I drink wine my vocabulary opens up and I start using long words.

I only speak English aswell. Though Maybe I do know a bit of French. Anyway, my dad just gave me his Metallica - Ride the Lightning album. It's an authentic vinyl album too. The thing is like 23 years old.

hey guys, would it be ok if i joined? i luv metal and practically know every band, good or bad. my favs a new one just came out called beneath the sky. totally different sound and very set apart from the crowd (cause noone knows who they r) so can i join?

At 4/14/07 12:55 AM, gibleto wrote: hey guys, would it be ok if i joined? i luv metal and practically know every band, good or bad.

I have a very large hunch you don't know practically every band. But that's why we're here.

my favs a new one just came out called beneath the sky. totally different sound and very set apart from the crowd (cause noone knows who they r) so can i join?

If you ask me, quite a lot of Hardcore bands sound alike, which leads me to believe you've never heard Hardcore before.

It also leads me to believe you're 12.

At 4/14/07 01:03 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 4/14/07 12:55 AM, gibleto wrote:

my favs a new one just came out called beneath the sky. totally different sound and very set apart from the crowd (cause noone knows who they r) so can i join?

If you ask me, quite a lot of Hardcore bands sound alike, which leads me to believe you've never heard Hardcore before.

It also leads me to believe you're 12.

Yeah, i agree with Clown, and also isn't it funny how little kids learn of a semi un heard of band and think they instantly know everything about metal?

At 4/14/07 01:20 AM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Yeah, i agree with Clown, and also isn't it funny how little kids learn of a semi un heard of band and think they instantly know everything about metal?

It's a sad world. But, if he can name 10 metal bands he likes we have but no choice to let him in. Hopefully we can educate him further.

ide like to join. my favorite bands beneath the sky. they are very unheard of though, so google em and u will like. i also know lots others. can i join?

10? thats it? P.S. i respectfully disagree that beneath the sky is hard core. they are a mix of black metal to vocals, with some simphonic roots from the keyboard. also i know i said the same thing twice. i did that cause im retarted. but 10 bands are:

1 satyricon

2 goat whore

3 cradle of filth

4 darkest hour

5 dir en grey

6 rammstein

7 trivium Note: old stuff. new stuff sucks ass

8. autumn offering

9. cannibal corpse

10. children of bodam

i have more but u said just 10

ok, now im gettin the feeling that everyone thats on right now is an ass....is it just me? i have heard hardcore before, i dont assume i know everything about metal and im not 12. and why is it that ng members are hating on the 6th graders? seriously.

At 4/14/07 01:38 AM, gibleto wrote: 10? thats it?

10 at the least. If you like other bands, please list them.

P.S. i respectfully disagree that beneath the sky is hard core.

They are. Actually they're more Metalcore.

1 satyricon

Nice.

2 goat whore

Havn't heard.

3 cradle of filth

Old = Borderline New= No

4 darkest hour

No, that's Metalcore.

5 dir en grey

No, that's rock.

6 rammstein

Industrial... I don't know if we let that in.

7 trivium Note: old stuff. new stuff sucks ass

All of their stuff sucks, metalcore.

8. autumn offering

Again, Metalcore.

9. cannibal corpse

I doubt you own any of their albums, but yes.

10. children of bodam

It's Bodom, and yes, they rule, but a few members don't like them.

i have more but u said just 10

Judging by all the Metalcore bands I'd say keep listing them, because with that list I'd say you can't join.

I'd suggest you join the Nu-Metal/Metalcore Crew.

At 4/14/07 02:14 AM, PenisClown wrote: I'd suggest you join the Nu-Metal/Metalcore Crew.

Link.

Listen.

At 4/14/07 02:14 AM, PenisClown wrote:

2 goat whore

Havn't heard.

Seriously? this is their myspace if you're interested in hearing

At 4/14/07 03:07 AM, KingOfTheKill wrote: Listen.

I can't believe you listened to that 500 times in a week.

At 4/14/07 02:14 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 4/14/07 01:38 AM, gibleto wrote: 10? thats it?

3 cradle of filth

Old = Borderline New= No

I'd say that old is yes. But new is definately no.

Principle of evil made flesh? Great album.
Anything since they signed up with roadrunner, GAY!

Basically Damnation and a Day And back, are metal.

who agrees that there should be a rule that sais you have to have more then 100 posts to join metalhell? it would rlly reduce the amount of alts and stuff...

Old CoF is Extreme Gothic Metal, which is acceptable... I just can't stand Dani. Thirteen Autumns and a Widow is one of the most annoiying songs I've ever heard.

At 4/14/07 07:19 AM, Origina-l wrote: who agrees that there should be a rule that sais you have to have more then 100 posts to join metalhell? it would rlly reduce the amount of alts and stuff...

No.

At 4/14/07 07:19 AM, Origina-l wrote: who agrees that there should be a rule that sais you have to have more then 100 posts to join metalhell? it would rlly reduce the amount of alts and stuff...

I'd rather say you'd have to take a pic of yourself throwing the horns,and if you extended your thumb, you'dd be kicked out, i hate when people do that.

Also, George Bush is metal as fuck.

At 4/14/07 07:32 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
I'd rather say you'd have to take a pic of yourself throwing the horns,and if you extended your thumb, you'dd be kicked out, i hate when people do that.

also a good idea

At 4/14/07 07:28 AM, PenisClown wrote: Old CoF is Extreme Gothic Metal, which is acceptable... I just can't stand Dani. Thirteen Autumns and a Widow is one of the most annoiying songs I've ever heard.

Yeah , i hate him too, i wish some demon woud possess him or something, so he'd make proper metal once more!

At 4/14/07 07:43 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Yeah , i hate him too, i wish some demon woud possess him or something, so he'd make proper metal once more!

Riiiiiiight.

Or they could just get a better singer. But then again, without Dani it isn't CoF anymore...

At 4/14/07 07:44 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:43 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Yeah , i hate him too, i wish some demon woud possess him or something, so he'd make proper metal once more!

Riiiiiiight.

Or they could just get a better singer. But then again, without Dani it isn't CoF anymore...

Cradle of filth with Dio, would own.
Although, that will never happen.
:(

At 4/14/07 07:48 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Cradle of filth with Dio, would own.

Evidently you and I have different definition of the word 'own'.

I'm listening to Midian right now.... 'Saffron's Curse'.

At 4/14/07 07:52 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:48 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Cradle of filth with Dio, would own.

Evidently you and I have different definition of the word 'own'.

I'm listening to Midian right now.... 'Saffron's Curse'.

Saffron's curse, Nice.
My favourite CoF song is probably "Better To Reign in Hell"
I do backyard wrestlin' with my mates, and it's my entrance song.
Maybe i'll show you later.

But still CoF With Dio would kick arse.
Basically anything with dio would own.
Dio owns.
Yeah.

I'm not a big fan on Traditional Metal and NWOBHM.

The earliest shit I can cope with is Black Sabbath (DOOOOOOM) and Motorhead (SPEEEEEED).

Iron Maiden? Dio? Judas Preist? Def Leppard? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

It's been a while since I gave a melodic death/thrash album from Sweden a chance, but Carnal Forge's "Aren't You Dead Yet?" is quite good. It does drag a bit and the songs tend to blur together after the 5th song or so, but it's an okay release.

At 4/14/07 08:23 AM, Goatchrist wrote: It's been a while since I gave a melodic death/thrash album from Sweden a chance, but Carnal Forge's "Aren't You Dead Yet?"

That title sounds oh so similar to a certain extreme melodic power metal album from Finland..

At 4/14/07 08:30 AM, PenisClown wrote: That title sounds oh so similar to a certain extreme melodic power metal album from Finland..

Carnal Forge - Aren't You Dead Yet - 2004
CoB - Are You Dead Yet - 2005