At 4/10/07 03:07 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Well, I can't remember any valid points about why a certain band sucks ass coming from you.

Allow me to refresh your memory:
Iron Maiden - Too slow and repetative, the whole gallop thing is boring. And I'm not keen on the lyrics, or Bruce's vocals.
Pantera - I just don't like Phil. He's an arrogant wanker.
Slayer - I like Reign In Blood stuff, the other stuff is just boring, it just didn't appeal to what I liked.
Children of Bodom - Don't like the vocals, and its all to predictable and lacks any dynamic variation.

Any better?

Nothing major, but your constant bitching made one think that you might have grown some kind of spine over time :)

I have a spine... people can insult my favourite bands, question my sexuality or anything they like and I'll be fine with it. I'm a laid back guy.
However, when someone brings up my mum (who is only person in my family I actually care for) and cancer, just cause I made a joke about Slayer, I draw the line. And I think that is reasonable.

To all the faggots who hate industrial, suck a dick.

Also, I happen to agree with most of Nev's points, stop beating up on him, etc.

</bitchfights>

At 4/10/07 03:17 PM, Nev wrote: Any better?

Nothing too deep or philosophical, but I'm gonna let that count :)

cancer

You lied! :P

Oh well, I guess we just make <3 now and shut the fuck up. Sounds reasonable.

At 4/10/07 03:24 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Nothing too deep or philosophical, but I'm gonna let that count :)

I'm only going to get deep and philosophical about music if the basis of it sounds good to my ears.

You lied! :P

I touched wood afterwards :P.... if anyone else does that superstituous thing...

Oh well, I guess we just make <3 now and shut the fuck up. Sounds reasonable.

<3.

At 4/10/07 03:31 PM, Nev wrote: I'm only going to get deep and philosophical about music if the basis of it sounds good to my ears.

I see.

I touched wood afterwards :P.... if anyone else does that superstituous thing...

I didn't quite get that sentence. That's probably because I'm a poor Austrian farmer :P

At 4/10/07 03:35 PM, Goatchrist wrote: I didn't quite get that sentence. That's probably because I'm a poor Austrian farmer :P

Its like, if you say something bad, you touch wood so it won't come true.

At 4/10/07 03:39 PM, Nev wrote: Its like, if you say something bad, you touch wood so it won't come true.

Aah, that explains it, thanks.

At 4/10/07 02:58 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 4/10/07 02:51 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: You guys are a bunch of butthurt pussies. I'm going to go to 4chan's /b/, and I won't come back until the metal hell is un-pussified.

4chan is for pussies with no life.

I agree with the second, not the first. 4chan is for those who are impossible to offend, have a cruel sense of humor, and think rape, Nev's mom, AIDS, child abuse, and death is funny.

Oh, by the way, I've recently ordered this little guitar here.

I was in dire need for a better guitar and I didn't want one with some extreme form (already got the Dean ML for that). Something more traditional, I love the design:

(It's a Cort Zenox series)

It's not too expensive, but I'm probably going to put some EMG HZ Humbuckers into it, if I don't like the stock pickups.

At 4/10/07 03:48 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: I agree with the second, not the first. 4chan is for those who are impossible to offend,

Didn't you show me a cat being burned to death and told me you found it sick? ;)

At 4/10/07 03:54 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/10/07 03:48 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: I agree with the second, not the first. 4chan is for those who are impossible to offend,

Didn't you show me a cat being burned to death and told me you found it sick? ;)

That, son, was before /b/. Now I find it amusing.

At 4/10/07 04:01 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 4/10/07 03:54 PM, Nev wrote:
Didn't you show me a cat being burned to death and told me you found it sick? ;)

That, son, was before /b/.

*before I discovered /b/.

LONG LIVE ZIPPOCAT!

At 4/10/07 05:17 PM, batman64 wrote: Why is it that when I go in chatrooms I meet more women when I pretend I'm a Lesbian?

Cause they're all teenage boys who want pics.

At 4/10/07 05:17 PM, batman64 wrote: Why is it that when I go in chatrooms I meet more women when I pretend I'm a Lesbian?

I swear, every day I like you more and more.

At 4/10/07 05:17 PM, batman64 wrote: Why is it that when I go in chatrooms I meet more women when I pretend I'm a Lesbian?

What are you talking about? There are no girls on the internets.

At 4/10/07 05:37 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: What are you talking about? There are no girls on the internets.

And those who are actually girls... don't want to be...

... Sam?

At 4/10/07 05:57 PM, batman64 wrote:

And those who are actually girls... don't want to be...

... Sam?

Which is one of the reasons I decided to make Sam my squire.

My transgenderness is the cause of me getting places in the e-world?

Also, this has been the best page and a half to come back to after school. I lol'd :D

At 4/10/07 05:17 PM, batman64 wrote: Why is it that when I go in chatrooms I meet more women when I pretend I'm a Lesbian?

It just occured to me as well...Why..were you doing this..?

At 4/10/07 06:16 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:07 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 4/10/07 05:17 PM, batman64 wrote: Why is it that when I go in chatrooms I meet more women when I pretend I'm a Lesbian?

It just occured to me as well...Why..were you doing this..?

I was stoned out of my mind and bored and it seemed like a good idea at the time lol.

I'm going to St. Paul one day. And I'm bringing a quarter ounce of kief, a tenstrip of acid, and an ounce of dense purple/neon orange buds.

At 4/10/07 06:16 PM, batman64 wrote:

I was stoned out of my mind and bored and it seemed like a good idea at the time lol.

That's how most of man's great discovery's were made. haha

At 4/10/07 06:05 PM, batman64 wrote:

Well it also helps that I like ya kiddo and feel you will make a great squire.

aw shucks :D

Also, happy 1,000th post.

Also! Someone asked me today why i liked metal. It was really weird, because no one has every asked me straight out like that. I was arguing with matt, since our friend was having his metal show at the moment in college, and I forgot what it was about, but in generalities, it was about melody in Death metal.
And a friend just turns and asks "why do you like metal?"

I didnt even know how to answer it D: Matt and I just looked at each other, shrugged, and said " cause? "
Does it dignify any other answer? Or does metal need that constant defense since it's such a taboo genre for outsiders? D: Iunno. I dont feel satisfied.

At 4/10/07 06:16 PM, batman64 wrote:

I was stoned out of my mind and bored and it seemed like a good idea at the time lol.

Story of my life (well ok not the stoned bit that would be a lie but the latter is deffinatly true) I am currently waiting to Download some Lycanthropy's Spell after doing a bit of reading on MA, just wondering if anyone else knows anything of them?

metal needs no reasons or answers.

At 4/10/07 06:35 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I didnt even know how to answer it D: Matt and I just looked at each other, shrugged, and said " cause? "
Does it dignify any other answer? Or does metal need that constant defense since it's such a taboo genre for outsiders? D: Iunno. I dont feel satisfied.

Your answer was fine. I just say 'I dunno... its fun.'

did anybody happen to pick up The Alphabet of Maniless by Maddox? The chapter on metal was fucking awesome. "If manliness had a soundtrack, it would be metal."

The Metal Effect: "An opposite to the theory of the Mozart effect, which states that playing Mozart to your unborn child will make them smarter, the “Metal effect” promotes playing metal through headphones to your testicles to ensure that your kids will be “the meanest sons o’ bitches on the block."

Addon to above:

M Is for Metal

If manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal. No other genre of music is in jeopardy of dying out because its fans keep getting killed at concerts. Decades ago, angry menstruating moms and fanatical Christian conservatives tried to get metal banned for being a bad influence on our youth. They claimed that metal caused harm to children and caused violent behavior in adolescents. Today we know for a fact that they were right. . . .

Rock historians often try to connect classical influences with metal in a strained attempt to make heavy metal seem more complex and sophisticated. They talk about the sociopolitical statements the lyrics make, using fancy words like "dichotomy" to describe the impact metal has on our culture. I don't even want to know what "dichotomy" means. I've never used that word in my life, except in the last two sentences. These forced references and $6 words are made in an attempt to legitimize metal as an art form.

I don't want metal to become more legitimate; I want it to become less legitimate. Metal isn't made by a bunch of guys discussing the subtleties of 15th century melodic form; it's made by a bunch of dudes with heroine addictions and bad haircuts. Part of what makes metal rule so hard is the aggressive mannerisms associated with it.

Headbanging is the act of banging your head in synch with a particularly heavy riff. Headbangers who practice this act too violently have been known to suffer from whiplash, brain damage and fatalities. No other genre of music requires you to die in order to enjoy it fully.

At 4/10/07 06:28 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:22 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:16 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:07 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 4/10/07 05:17 PM, batman64 wrote: Why is it that when I go in chatrooms I meet more women when I pretend I'm a Lesbian?

It just occured to me as well...Why..were you doing this..?

I was stoned out of my mind and bored and it seemed like a good idea at the time lol.

I'm going to St. Paul one day. And I'm bringing a quarter ounce of kief, a tenstrip of acid, and an ounce of dense purple/neon orange buds.

Sounds like a party bro haven't tripped in years and kind of miss it. And on a completely different note this is my 1,000th post, yay for me.

If you're with me, you'll trip balls. I can score the best that the Bay Area has to offer. Straight from the chemist's lab. Genuine Bay Area Naked Lady acid. And congrats on your 1000th post.

At 4/10/07 06:49 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

I don't want metal to become more legitimate; I want it to become less legitimate. Metal isn't made by a bunch of guys discussing the subtleties of 15th century melodic form; it's made by a bunch of dudes with heroine addictions and bad haircuts. Part of what makes metal rule so hard is the aggressive mannerisms associated with it.

Headbanging is the act of banging your head in synch with a particularly heavy riff. Headbangers who practice this act too violently have been known to suffer from whiplash, brain damage and fatalities. No other genre of music requires you to die in order to enjoy it fully.

These last two parts made me incredibly happy. Dear god, I wish I had this book to refer to when I was asked why I liked metal. :D

At 4/10/07 07:12 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

These last two parts made me incredibly happy. Dear god, I wish I had this book to refer to when I was asked why I liked metal. :D

it's only like $15. well worth it though! just go to Boarders, or Books-a-million, barnes and noble, Whatever and get it. it's funny as shit.

Hey guys, I'm back, and i want to tell you something.

You know, i've realized, there are three types of people:
Dicks, pussies, and assholes.

Dicks just want to fuck everything.
Pussies just want everyone to get along.
And
Assholes, frankly just wanna shit all over everything.

Well, pussies don't get along with dicks very well, because, they get fucked by dicks..
But, you know what?

Dicks also fuck assholes.

And do you know, what happens if the dicks don't fuck the pussies and the assholes?

You get your dick, and your pussy, All Covered in SHIT!