At 3/29/07 06:56 PM, Nev wrote:

At 3/29/07 06:52 PM, OfTheBirds wrote: I'd like to join this club. My favorite metal bands are:

Yer a shoe in.... just wait for one of the Horse(fuckah)men to let you in.

What are they, like the mods of this club or something?

At 3/29/07 06:59 PM, OfTheBirds wrote: What are they, like the mods of this club or something?

Yes... we need to keep the filth out.... they do just that... well we all do. They just do with actual powah.

Oooh, and something interesting happened yesterday, we were talking about what we're going to wear for a fancy dress party coming up in a week. I suggested to someone they should go as someone from Manowar. And then to my surprise my emo friend Jake - who's favourite bands are MCR and Rise Against - is like, 'Omg I gots Manowar on my iPod'.... so he shows me and he has.... and then we sing Hail and Kill together :).
I'm so proud of him.

At 3/29/07 07:05 PM, Nev wrote:

At 3/29/07 06:59 PM, OfTheBirds wrote:

I'm so proud of him.

Speaking of Manowar, I forgot to add them to my list.

quick question, what's up with everyone putting down slayer? i understand they aren't as good as some other metal bands, but they still count as metal, come on everybody, can't we all just get along?

i mean, what would jesus do?

At 3/29/07 07:41 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: quick question, what's up with everyone putting down slayer? i understand they aren't as good as some other metal bands, but they still count as metal, come on everybody, can't we all just get along?

Sure they're Metal.... I just think they're extremely, extremely bland.

Its actually possible for the awesome sounds of manowar to reach the ears of an emo?

At 3/29/07 07:57 PM, Nev wrote: Sure they're Metal.... I just think they're extremely, extremely bland.

Hell, I even like Slayer and I have to agree, they're pretty bland.

Almost every song sounds the same...

Their shit does sound the same.

I listen to alot of Morbid angel, nevermore, opeth, necrophagist, cannibal corpse and nile. Yet here lately I have found myself listening to black sabbath and metallica all the time. I havent listened to actual HEAVY METAl in like 2 weeks. I wonder what the fuck is going on.

At 3/29/07 07:59 PM, Gendo wrote: Hell, I even like Slayer and I have to agree, they're pretty bland.

Almost every song sounds the same...

i actually have to agree with you, i got christ illusion and each song sounds like a continuation of the other, but the songs are still pretty good, and the lyrics are pretty good too, take cult for example.

Oppression is the Holy Law
In God I distrust
In time His monuments will fall
Like ashes to dust
Is war and creed the master plan?
The Bible's where it all began
Its propaganda sells despair
And spreads the virus everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The pestilence of Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

Corruption breeds the pedophile
Don't pray for the priest
Confession finds the lonely child
God preys on the weak
You think your soul can still be saved
I think you're fucking miles away
Scream out loud, here's where you begin
Forgive me Father for I have sinned!

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The target's fucking Jesus Christ
I would've lead the sacrifice
And nailed him to the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

Jesus is pain
Jesus is gore
Jesus is the blood
That's spilled in war
He's everything
He's all things dead
He's pulling on the trigger
Pointed at your head!

Through the fear you're sold into the fraud
Revelation,
Revolution,
I see through your Christ illusion!

The war on terror just drags along
My war with God is growing strong
His propaganda sells despair
And spreads this violence everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

There is no fucking Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

At 3/29/07 07:59 PM, Bonemill wrote: Its actually possible for the awesome sounds of manowar to reach the ears of an emo?

Evidently, it is.

Sarcasm noted.

Hahaha, anyone here like morbid angel?

At 3/29/07 08:05 PM, Nev wrote:

At 3/29/07 07:59 PM, Bonemill wrote: Its actually possible for the awesome sounds of manowar to reach the ears of an emo?

Sorry for the double post but nev i would like to let you know im reviewing some of your music and stuff man.

Hey do u think i could join? My favorite bands are System of a Down, old Avenged Sevenfold, Devil Driver, and Lamb of God.

At 3/29/07 08:52 PM, XdarkabyssX wrote: Hey do u think i could join? My favorite bands are System of a Down, old Avenged Sevenfold, Devil Driver, and Lamb of God.

Nope, needs moar metal.

List ten bands please.

I forgot to mention, I'm Alex's little brother John.

At 3/29/07 08:52 PM, XdarkabyssX wrote: Hey do u think i could join? My favorite bands are System of a Down, old Avenged Sevenfold, Devil Driver, and Lamb of God.

False positives and not metal.

At 3/29/07 08:55 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 3/29/07 08:52 PM, XdarkabyssX wrote: Hey do u think i could join? My favorite bands are System of a Down, old Avenged Sevenfold, Devil Driver, and Lamb of God.

Nope, needs moar metal.

List ten bands please.

ok then, System of a Down, Lamb of God, Avenged Sevenfold, Lamb of God, Nocturnal Fear, Godsmack, Disturbed, Judas Priest, Rob Zombie, and Black Sabbath

At 3/29/07 09:12 PM, 0peth wrote:

At 3/29/07 08:52 PM, XdarkabyssX wrote: Hey do u think i could join? My favorite bands are System of a Down, old Avenged Sevenfold, Devil Driver, and Lamb of God.

False positives and not metal.

Which?

At 3/29/07 09:12 PM, XdarkabyssX wrote:

ok then, System of a Down, Lamb of God, Avenged Sevenfold, Lamb of God, Nocturnal Fear, Godsmack, Disturbed, Judas Priest, Rob Zombie, and Black Sabbath

I have no power here, but I still know that that list isn't going to get ya in.

At 3/29/07 09:14 PM, XdarkabyssX wrote: Which?

All, except Sabbath.

can we just keep a running list of bands commonly mistaken as metal, false positives, and all of the bands that won't get you in?

At 3/29/07 10:47 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: can we just keep a running list of bands commonly mistaken as metal, false positives, and all of the bands that won't get you in?

Good idea. I was actually thinking about that.

At 3/29/07 09:12 PM, XdarkabyssX wrote:

At 3/29/07 08:55 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 3/29/07 08:52 PM, XdarkabyssX wrote:

ok then, System of a Down, Lamb of God, Avenged Sevenfold, Lamb of God, Nocturnal Fear, Godsmack, Disturbed, Judas Priest, Rob Zombie, and Black Sabbath

hmm a shitload of mallcore and and an insanely popular traditional metal band, yep that's going to get you in

sarcasm for those mentally impaired

At 3/29/07 07:59 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 3/29/07 07:57 PM, Nev wrote: Sure they're Metal.... I just think they're extremely, extremely bland.

Hell, I even like Slayer and I have to agree, they're pretty bland.

Almost every song sounds the same...

I used to have a gif of Kerry King moving his hand from the 1st to the 7th fret and a caption saying "lol same riff in every song".

At 3/29/07 01:22 PM, EvIL-duck-from-hEll wrote: are you serious?

Yeah, I am. TV is absolutely fucked up as long as there's loads of overrated shitty shows.

who do you need to play with your PS(2/3), XBOX(360), Wii, GC, etc...?

The TV, but that's different. By saying fuck TV, I was talking about broadcast TV.

At 3/29/07 02:12 PM, Nev wrote: The 4th is the best. 1st is the second best. The other too are pretty crap.... well not as good as 1 and 4 by far.

Actually, the one I saw a while ago was The Secret Tape and that one is the funniest out of them all. I did watch the rest of the videos.

At 3/29/07 06:31 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I feel that way a lot of the time except with Comedy Central and Adult Swim (Venture Bros vol 2 in April!).

Although I'm not able to watch Comedy Central, but I'm really happy for them to bring back Futurama next year.

Futurama > The Simpsons

At 3/29/07 07:41 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: quick question, what's up with everyone putting down slayer?

I like them (well, just Reign in Blood), but they're not such a great band, that's all. I also don't like how repetitive they can get.

At 3/29/07 08:21 PM, Bonemill wrote: Sorry for the double post but nev i would like to let you know im reviewing some of your music and stuff man.

Please don't.... its like two years old and shit.

At 3/29/07 09:12 PM, 0peth wrote: False positives and not metal.

The False positive thing has been eradicated I believe.

At 3/30/07 11:55 AM, Nev wrote:

At 3/29/07 09:12 PM, 0peth wrote: False positives and not metal.

The False positive thing has been eradicated I believe.

Let's reword it, then: metal bands that won't get you in.

I'll run a list:

Children of Bodom
In Flames
Arch Enemy
Cradle of Filth
Dimmu Borgir
Slayer
Pantera
Metallica
etc...

Basically, mallcore and bands with hugely mallcore audiences. Remember, we're trying to keep mallkiddies (or at least closeminded mallkiddies) out of this club, and if a band's audience is mostly mallkiddies, the applicitor is most likely a mallkiddie.

At 3/30/07 01:25 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

Basically, mallcore and bands with hugely mallcore audiences. Remember, we're trying to keep mallkiddies (or at least closeminded mallkiddies) out of this club, and if a band's audience is mostly mallkiddies, the applicitor is most likely a mallkiddie.

Wait, woa. I guess I have another definition of malcore then? How are some of those bands malcore? Or better yet whats a malcore audience to clear it up?

At 3/30/07 01:28 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Wait, woa. I guess I have another definition of malcore then? How are some of those bands malcore? Or better yet whats a malcore audience to clear it up?

Mallcore=music mall kiddies listen to. It's simple as pie, really. COF and Dimmu Borgir are both easily mallcore. Mallcore audience=a bunch of mall kiddies.

So if "Mall" kids started listening to Kali Yuga... Kali Yuga would be Mallcore?