At 3/21/07 12:42 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 3/21/07 12:36 PM, Nev wrote:

At 3/20/07 10:38 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: He is super active and doesnt completely talk out of his ass. Being newish or not won't effect a good candidate.

>:( You saying I talk out my ass!
BITCH!

Only a woman would twist that post that way!

Sounds like we need Gaston to combat all the femininity in the Metal Hell.

At 3/21/07 12:42 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Only a woman would twist that post that way!

I'm a faggot, get used to it >:(.

And Necrophagist > All.

At 3/21/07 12:43 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 3/21/07 08:28 AM, WillPostForFood wrote: >:C CRYPTOPSY IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST DEATH METAL BAND IVE EVER HEARD.

OBJECTIONS?

Demilich>Cryptopsy

Cryptopsy is all speed. Once you get finished jizzing over the speed of the guitars and drums, it becomes boring

I object! Really I don't even think of cryptopsy as insanely fast. Ive heard faster. Its not the speed thats attractive, its the song writing. Its catchy almost. Its got that strange addicting element that is rare in metal.

you realize Cryptopsy never had a good vocalist, and their songwriting is atonal and boring.

I disagree, i think the vocals well fit their style.

Listen to None So Vile. D: Its epic.

At 3/21/07 01:07 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:

At 3/21/07 12:43 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 3/21/07 08:28 AM, WillPostForFood wrote: >:C CRYPTOPSY IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST DEATH METAL BAND IVE EVER HEARD.

OBJECTIONS?

Demilich>Cryptopsy

Cryptopsy is all speed. Once you get finished jizzing over the speed of the guitars and drums, it becomes boring

I object! Really I don't even think of cryptopsy as insanely fast. Ive heard faster. Its not the speed thats attractive, its the song writing. Its catchy almost. Its got that strange addicting element that is rare in metal.

I find nothing addicting about clicking. I also find no melody or tone in their songwriting. I just hate Tech Death. There's no moments where I can go "FUCK, I just LOVE THAT MELODY! It'S SO VIIIIILE" while listening to cryptopsy.

you realize Cryptopsy never had a good vocalist, and their songwriting is atonal and boring.

I disagree, i think the vocals well fit their style.

If you like unintelligible "wroooooooooooo wrooooo wrooooooooooo" then more power to ya.

Listen to None So Vile. D: Its epic.

Epic is a term I reserve for albums like Borknagar's Epic, Setherial's Nord, Dissection's Storm of the Light's Bane, Avantasia, Blind Guardian's ...And Then There Was Silence, and TSO's Beethoven's Last Night, as well as a few others I can't think of at the moment. NOT Cryptopsy.

At 3/21/07 01:12 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

Demilich>Cryptopsy

Cryptopsy is all speed. Once you get finished jizzing over the speed of the guitars and drums, it becomes boring

I object! Really I don't even think of cryptopsy as insanely fast. Ive heard faster. Its not the speed thats attractive, its the song writing. Its catchy almost. Its got that strange addicting element that is rare in metal.

I find nothing addicting about clicking....

To each his own! ;)

you realize Cryptopsy never had a good vocalist,

I disagree, i think the vocals well fit their style.

If you like unintelligible "wroooooooooooo wrooooo wrooooooooooo"

Actually, i very much so enjoy unintelligible vocals. Its just part of death metal.

Listen to None So Vile. D: Its epic.

Epic is a term I reserve for albums like Borknagar's Epic,

Thanks for not picking up the joking way in which i said 'its epic'.

At 3/21/07 01:18 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:

If you like unintelligible "wroooooooooooo wrooooo wrooooooooooo"

Actually, i very much so enjoy unintelligible vocals. Its just part of death metal.

The rest I can dismiss as just being opinion, but here, you're wrong. Not all death metal bands have monotonous vocals. It's not "part of death metal." Only shitty cliche' death metal bands. The good ones have vocals you can understand. Good death bands' vocalists enunciate. You always tend to think that every band in a genre is stereotypical, and that stereotypical is good.

Well, just like how not every black metal band has paper thin production with cheesy photos and buried bass, not every death band has atonal wank fests with monotonous gurgled vocals.

Speaking of people who I want to kill by inserting a rusty hook into their anuses then stomping on their faces.

Ghoul likes to suck Demilich's dick? Dontchya?

At 3/21/07 12:51 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Sounds like we need Gaston to combat all the femininity in the Metal Hell.

Haha, fucking brilliant.

At 3/21/07 08:32 AM, PenisClown wrote: Oh that's just beautiful.

got me har... nevermind, i still like How'bout some coffee? by Macabre, especially the part about butt-fucking

A Man Escaped Jeffrey's Embrace
After Being Drugged At His
Grand Mother's Place

He Drank A Cup Of Drug Laced
Coffee Jeffrey Poured
Then He Ended Up On Grandma's Basement Floor

How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda
Or Some Beer
He Drank A Cup Of Coffee And Things Didn't Seem Too Clear
How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda
Or Some Beer
Asleep From The Drugged Potion
Jeffrey Fucked Him In The Rear

Having His Way With
The Man On The Floor
When Grandma Opened Up
The Basement Door
Because Of What Jeffrey's
Grandmother Saw
He Dropped The Man Off On
Someones Front Lawn

At 3/21/07 03:12 PM, TheBehemoth wrote: Ghoul likes to suck Demilich's dick? Dontchya?

It's the only death metal band he likes, I believe.

Thanks for considering me for candidate for the 2nd Horseman, even if I don't get it, I still loves you guys (and girl).

As a brother (lover) anyway.

I'd like to say I love you guys (and wannabe guy-girl) more for considering me as 2nd horseman.
Therefore I should probably get it :P.

At 3/21/07 12:43 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Cryptopsy is all speed. Once you get finished jizzing over the speed of the guitars and drums, it becomes boring

I agree with that.

and you realize Cryptopsy never had a good vocalist

I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT.

and their songwriting is atonal and boring.

I sortof agree with that.

Demilich, on the other hand, have fucked up, off kilter, unpredictable, and interweaving riffs over drumming that's sometimes "against" the grain of the guitars, and vocals so low you'd think he was talking out of his intestine, yet they're still intelligible.

Wow, I just have to check them out. So.... They're better than Necrophagist then?

Anyway, Lord Worm is fucking awesome! He's not the greatest death grunt in the land, but he's original and worthy of the title, "Good".

Some of the stuff he can do is mind blowing.

At 3/21/07 07:53 PM, Nev wrote: I'd like to say I love you guys (and wannabe guy-girl) more for considering me as 2nd horseman.
Therefore I should probably get it :P.

Im not a wanabe! D: Im in the wrong body damnit.

At 3/21/07 07:54 PM, PenisClown wrote: Anyway, Lord Worm is fucking awesome! He's not the greatest death grunt in the land, but he's original and worthy of the title, "Good".

Akerfeltd > all other Death Metal vocalists.
He's not the heaviest by far, but he fucking owns and thats final!

Lord Worm is a poet.

He can rape circles around other vocalists.-

At 3/21/07 08:09 PM, Nev wrote: Akerfeltd > all other Death Metal vocalists.
He's not the heaviest by far, but he fucking owns and thats final!

What band is he from?

I don't really have a favourite Death Metal vocalist.

I like Ghaal... But that's Black Metal....

Ooh, ooh, I like John Tardy from Obituary. That guy's hilariously good.

At 3/21/07 08:12 PM, PenisClown wrote:

At 3/21/07 08:09 PM, Nev wrote: Akerfeltd > all other Death Metal vocalists.
He's not the heaviest by far, but he fucking owns and thats final!

What band is he from?

Opeth.

They're not death metal. Well not tr00 death, just Prog/Death

At 3/21/07 08:14 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: They're not death metal. Well not tr00 death, just Prog/Death

They're like Melodic Death + Prog. But Mikael still owns like a mo'fucker.

If I had to pick a tr00 Death vocalist I'd pick the dude from Kataklysm... not the one who sounds like Daron from System of a Down.

At 3/21/07 08:14 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Opeth.

Well, he's not my favourite vocalist then. I've heard him, he's pretty good.

They're not death metal. Well not tr00 death, just Prog/Death

Yeah, I know.

Hmmmmm..... All I know is my favourite singer ever is Ian Gillan.

Go on.

Laugh.

At 3/21/07 08:11 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Lord Worm is a poet.

He can rape circles around other vocalists.-

I always loved Lord Worm's songwriting, but not his vocals. Especially on None So Vile.

Sven Gross, Peter Tagtgren and Glen Benton are better.

Glen Benton is great, but he never really did anything for me. He just didn't stand out much. He has a great, ultra low grunt but nothing that really seporates him from everyone else.

At 3/21/07 07:54 PM, PenisClown wrote:
Wow, I just have to check them out. So.... They're better than Necrophagist then?

Defiantly not. I don't enjoy burpcore.

At 3/21/07 08:20 PM, Nev wrote:
If I had to pick a tr00 Death vocalist I'd pick the dude from Kataklysm... not the one who sounds like Daron from System of a Down.

I pick Vehemence or Dark Tranquillity's vocalist.

Actually Lord Worm's lyrics are his best feature.

At 3/21/07 09:13 PM, batman64 wrote: Ian Gillan is an awesome vocalist, just listen to Child In Time for sheer vocal greatness.

I know, Ian Gillan wouldn't be my favourite singer if I hadn't heard just about every good Deep Purple song.

I've also got a rare Black Sabbath Live album called Bitch. It's live with Ian Gillan singing.

And they do SMOKE ON THE WATER.

Ian Gillian sang for Tony Iommi's solo effort, which was good btw.

At 3/21/07 09:19 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Ian Gillian sang for Tony Iommi's solo effort, which was good btw.

I've never heard it.

At 3/21/07 09:26 PM, PenisClown wrote:

At 3/21/07 09:19 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Ian Gillian sang for Tony Iommi's solo effort, which was good btw.

I've never heard it.

Then do.

At 3/21/07 09:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Then do.

Ok, I'll go download some Iommi.

Does that mean I have to get Rainbow too?

At 3/21/07 09:26 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote: The Locust are fucking great.

If you're into "white-belt" grindcore, yes they are.