At 3/1/07 05:14 PM, StealThisAlias wrote:

At 3/1/07 12:14 AM, mrkillbot5000 wrote: hi my name is mrkillbot5000 as you see i am 20% steel, 50%zink and 30% murcury. anyways ill like to join, my fav band is red hot chilly peppers.

is this a joke or is he serious?

I'm pretty sure it's an alt.

Anyway, these guys were my favorite band for a really long time. I'm curious to know what you guys think of them..

Knights of the Abyss
Their best song is either Welcome to Camelot, Hadlock, or Megabrain. Let me know what you think. I'm just curious.

At 3/1/07 04:32 PM, TotallySpies wrote: Case closed because I'm right.

*salutes* YES MR ELITIST SIR! I am so HUMBLE You could take 4 minutes out of your day to vaguely state your opinion. I would be lost without you. Sir!

At 3/1/07 05:24 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 3/1/07 04:32 PM, TotallySpies wrote: Case closed because I'm right.

*salutes* YES MR ELITIST SIR! I am so HUMBLE You could take 4 minutes out of your day to vaguely state your opinion. I would be lost without you. Sir!

this is why I rule so much

At 3/1/07 05:46 PM, TotallySpies wrote:

this is why I rule so much

No, it just makes you an ass on how you go about things.

At 3/1/07 05:49 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 3/1/07 05:46 PM, TotallySpies wrote:

this is why I rule so much

No, it just makes you an ass on how you go about things.

detect a sarcasm, retard

I missed the family bickering I see.

I'm getting into more doom metal now, like High On Fire, Isis, Cult of Luna, and Om.

Om is a great band formed in the remnants of Sleep, it's only a bassist and a drummer, yet it's quite meditative and heavy.

3 words:

NanOwaR

At 3/1/07 06:39 PM, TotallySpies wrote: 3 words:

NanOwaR

Care to explain yourself, mister?

At 3/1/07 06:42 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 3/1/07 06:39 PM, TotallySpies wrote: 3 words:

NanOwaR

Care to explain yourself, mister?

I got the Nanowar discography, it's insanely epic.
TRUE METAL OF STEEL

Hey all. I'm just here because I like to share my favorite metal bands.

AC/DC
Steppenwolf
Ozzy Osbourne
Van Halen
Guns n' Roses
and... Judas Priest

Not exactly much, but all I listen to is classic Rock n' Roll and Metal.

At 3/1/07 06:36 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I missed the family bickering I see.

I always miss the bickering....

At 3/1/07 06:39 PM, TotallySpies wrote: 3 words:

NanOwaR

Man, they are so fucking win that it defies description.

At 3/1/07 06:48 PM, patriotextremeist wrote:

ehhhhhhhhh
ok?

At 3/1/07 06:48 PM, patriotextremeist wrote: Hey all. I'm just here because I like to share my favorite metal bands.

AC/DC
Steppenwolf
Ozzy Osbourne
Van Halen
Guns n' Roses
and... Judas Priest

Go get scissors. Cut your dick off.

At 3/1/07 06:55 PM, TheBehemoth wrote:

At 3/1/07 06:48 PM, patriotextremeist wrote: Hey all. I'm just here because I like to share my favorite metal bands.

AC/DC
Steppenwolf
Ozzy Osbourne
Van Halen
Guns n' Roses
and... Judas Priest

Go get scissors. Cut your dick off.

Two false-postives and a shitload of non-metal?

Yep, that is indeed worthy of dick-removal.

Fuck the scissors, I'm getting my goddamned chainsaw.

At 3/1/07 07:12 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 3/1/07 06:55 PM, TheBehemoth wrote:

At 3/1/07 06:48 PM, patriotextremeist wrote:

Go get scissors. Cut your dick off.

Two false-postives and a shitload of non-metal?

Yep, that is indeed worthy of dick-removal.

Fuck the scissors, I'm getting my goddamned chainsaw.

fuck the chainsaw, use an old-fashioned battle-axe

At 3/1/07 05:57 PM, TotallySpies wrote:

detect a sarcasm, retard

detect my penis, in your mouth, and thrust.

At 3/1/07 07:23 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 3/1/07 05:57 PM, TotallySpies wrote:

detect a sarcasm, retard

detect my penis, in your mouth, and thrust.

you will go through his head and kill him with that massive thing

At 3/1/07 07:28 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:

At 3/1/07 07:23 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 3/1/07 05:57 PM, TotallySpies wrote:

detect a sarcasm, retard

detect my penis, in your mouth, and thrust.

you will go through his head and kill him with that massive thing

You don't even know the power of massive chickdick.

Chickdicks = M3t4l!

At 3/1/07 07:38 PM, Nev wrote: Chickdicks = M3t4l!

I strangely find my erection agreeing with you :D

At 3/1/07 08:48 PM, KozmoKramer wrote:

At 3/1/07 07:38 PM, Nev wrote: Chickdicks = M3t4l!

I strangely find my erection agreeing with you :D

Dickgirls?

OMG TEH INSANITEH!!!!

Sam, I want your penis in my vagina now.

Damn it, someone please put a chickdick in my mouth.

Could I get a no homo?

On the subject of chickdicks, Ghoul, due to Kidd's inability to record now, can you do guitar AND vocals for Banished?

I've finished two of the songs and am writing the third, and I hope to get 4 songs done for an EP.

If you agree to do this, I will suck your 13 inch e-cock

At 3/1/07 07:12 PM, Gendo wrote: Fuck the scissors, I'm getting my goddamned chainsaw.

what about a spork, it would take alot of time and be very painful

At 3/1/07 09:29 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: what about a spork, it would take alot of time and be very painful

Oooh, good idea!

Also, on the subject of chickdicks, this is now Ladyboy Hell, not Metal Hell.

Quit the cocktalk, if you haven't already.

and I'm getting LSD tommorrow to use on Sunday out in the woods along with an eighth of some bomb ass hawaiian grass.

At 3/1/07 04:10 PM, TheBehemoth wrote: I've just listened to the first song on the CD, Hollow Grounds. Oh my fucking god. This is amazing shit right here.

Fucking oath ;D

I should have thrown it on my MP3 player this morning...it's nice to spice up my regular playlist every once in a while ;D

But yes...Pandemonium...definitely one of my top 10 favourite bands.

At 3/1/07 11:30 PM, batman64 wrote: Way off topic but any other Hawkwind fans in here? They were metal with Lemmy.

They fucking were, I've got their debut album.

At 3/1/07 04:32 PM, TotallySpies wrote: I got sick of doing this.

Wikipedia disagree's "Viking metal is a cross-genre reference usually used to describe the lyrical and thematic elements of bands rather than the music itself. The bands that are associated with Viking metal cover a broad range of musical genres and influences, such as folk metal, thrash metal, death metal, black metal, and power metal."
To believe you or wikipedia? Well, wikipedia has never failed me.