At 2/24/07 10:16 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote:

At 2/24/07 10:12 PM, 0peth wrote: I think my list wasn't to different than now.

Can someone give me a good black metal band? I've heard immortal, Silencer, Rotting Christ, Nazgul, and Emperor.

1349, Burzum, Ulver, and Gorgoroth, to start you off.

I've heard Burzum and Gorgoroth.

I'll get to listening to the other ones.

I first posted something that looked like this:
Marilyn Manson
Rammstein
Rob Zombie/White Zombie
Iron Maiden
Manowar
Rage Against the Machine
<Some power metal bands.>

No one answered.
I came back 2 months later with REAL bands.

Haha, I have an idea.

Whenever someone gives a really shitty list. Ignore them and if they try again continue to ignore them.

I want to see them make arses of themselves.

At 2/24/07 10:24 PM, 0peth wrote: Whenever someone gives a really shitty list. Ignore them and if they try again continue to ignore them.

Hey >:(

At 2/24/07 10:28 PM, TehPhilippe wrote:

At 2/24/07 10:24 PM, 0peth wrote: Whenever someone gives a really shitty list. Ignore them and if they try again continue to ignore them.

Hey >:(

But you're in.

Also, why does everyone think Rammstein is Metal and/or Industrial?

They sound nothing like either.

At 2/24/07 05:40 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Btw, how many users are on last.fm? My name is MysticalMeeting there, if you are.

Ever made the mainstream test on there? It's pretty fun.

You already have me as a friend on it, and I don't really feel like taking the mainstream test, and I joined on either page 416 or 417, and my tastes have improved since then too

At 2/24/07 10:30 PM, 0peth wrote:

At 2/24/07 10:28 PM, TehPhilippe wrote:

At 2/24/07 10:24 PM, 0peth wrote:

Also, why does everyone think Rammstein is Metal and/or Industrial?

Metal: Simple heavy riffs/deep vocals

Industrial: Keyboards

At 2/24/07 11:06 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote: I just got the weirdest prank phone call. It went something like this:

Me: Hello?
Guy: Is this the phone sex hotline?
Me: ....who is this?
Guy: Ooh baby my cock is so hard you're making me so horny... (something like that)
Me: *hangs up phone*

Some girls prank called me a week ago.

I star 69'd them and said I was John Gestouche of the F.B.I. and that there had been a complaint.

At 2/24/07 10:30 PM, 0peth wrote: Also, why does everyone think Rammstein is Metal and/or Industrial?

They sound nothing like either.

from wikipedia
"Rammstein is a German band that incorporates elements of metal/hard rock, industrial metal , and electronic music."

Some of Idiosyncratic's masterpieces of making fun of bands.

Tool- Tool is another pseudo-prog rock band which markets angsty lyrics about Maynards dad anally raping him to the point of him shitting out his talent. The rest of the pricks can't even fucking play more than four notes in a succsession, while the drumming tries to play technically while he fails miserably

Clutch- A band which manages to use recycled riffs throughout an album while Neil Faggot manges to rant on about non-important shit. A fat French bassist doesn't help them much either, in fact, well I mean, he is French afterall.

Making fun of ZAAL- ZAAL likes all this goth rock stuff which just sounds like three chords strummed over some faggot synths and a guy with a clamp on his balls singing in falsetto

At 2/24/07 11:12 PM, 0peth wrote:

Some girls prank called me a week ago.

I star 69'd them and said I was John Gestouche of the F.B.I. and that there had been a complaint.

When I was reaaaallly small, my cousin and I would call people, just random numbers. I can't even remember what'd we'd say to them, but we called this one guy and it just PISSED him off. I remember getting a call right back, saying it was the police, and that we received a complaint. I panicked, gave the phone to my cousin, and she hung up. From this day, I never doubted it wasn't the police, until this very moment.
Hahaha..Oh gosh.

At 2/25/07 01:05 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 2/24/07 11:12 PM, 0peth wrote:

When I was reaaaallly small, my cousin and I would call people, just random numbers. I can't even remember what'd we'd say to them, but we called this one guy and it just PISSED him off. I remember getting a call right back, saying it was the police, and that we received a complaint. I panicked, gave the phone to my cousin, and she hung up. From this day, I never doubted it wasn't the police, until this very moment.
Hahaha..Oh gosh.

One Brooklyn Italian guy got REALLY pissed at me.

''YOU DONT FUCKING CALL THIS FUCKING NUMBER BRO. I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS BRO.''

At 2/25/07 01:09 AM, 0peth wrote:

One Brooklyn Italian guy got REALLY pissed at me.

''YOU DONT FUCKING CALL THIS FUCKING NUMBER BRO. I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS BRO.''

We make fun of italians here. Montreal is over swarmed by them. But the sad part is that it became a trend to be Italian. Soon enough, in 5 years development, everyone was italian. I mean EVERYONE. I was hoping it'd be left behind in Highschool, but it got worse in college. They even have their own racial cafeteria.
We have the jew caf, the black caf, and the italian caf. The Italian caf is the most hated, since they always stand infront of stairs and the walking way. You pass by the area and all you hear is ;
"YO, BRO, WE GOING TO DA DOME BRO, PICK UP SOME CHICKS, BRO!"

It made our college shooting tolerable, since he actually went into that caf and shot it up. *grin* I may be going to hell for that, but I'll be going there anyways.

I don't get why half of those kids, fake italian, or real italian, bother going to college. They just clutter the already over flooded school, to block my stairways, and then make idiotic comments, and try to smart talk teachers, and talk so loud, no one else can figure out whats going on in class anymore.
Self absorbed sons of bitches.
God damnit. My views on italians are just horribly tainted now. I guess this is how people become racist.

Told you rammstien was metal >.>

At 2/25/07 01:21 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

We make fun of italians here. Montreal is over swarmed by them. But the sad part is that it became a trend to be Italian. Soon enough, in 5 years development, everyone was italian. I mean EVERYONE.

The place where I live-- Staten Island is sometimes called Staten Italy since it's like 90% Italian.

We have the jew caf, the black caf, and the italian caf. The Italian caf is the most hated, since they always stand infront of stairs and the walking way. You pass by the area and all you hear is ;
"YO, BRO, WE GOING TO DA DOME BRO, PICK UP SOME CHICKS, BRO!"

Hahaha. They say bro up there too?

It made our college shooting tolerable, since he actually went into that caf and shot it up. *grin* I may be going to hell for that, but I'll be going there anyways.

When my face and penis is burning I'll try and wave to you, k?

I don't get why half of those kids, fake italian, or real italian, bother going to college.

The fake Italians have a distinct taste and way of speaking. They usually like movies like Goodfellas and the Godfather.

They just clutter the already over flooded school, to block my stairways, and then make idiotic comments, and try to smart talk teachers, and talk so loud, no one else can figure out whats going on in class anymore.

Another thing I realized about them. they talk really loud.

Self absorbed sons of bitches.
God damnit. My views on italians are just horribly tainted now. I guess this is how people become racist.

Bleh, a kid who used to be my best friend was Italian and Greek who I saw for the first time in moths came over.

The conversation went something like this.

''Is this your iPod bro?''
''Yeah''
*puts on earphones and pushes play*
''OMG this sucks! What the fuck is this---Moonlight Sonata- Beethoven---I can't stand the metal you listen to Zach. Why don't you listen to rap?''

*large sigh*

I want to try out some new bands and seeing as this is the Metal discussion thread I'd thought I'd ask here.

Metal bands I like:

All That Remains (seen them classed as metal in some places, though I'm unsure as to if they actually are Metal)
Amon Amarth
Arch Enemy
Blind Guardian
Chimaira( Same as All That Remains)
Dark Tranquillity
Exodus
In flames
Megadeth
Opeth
Pantera

I've been browsing through the thread and found some bands that sound interesting but I can't be asked to do that any more so I thought I'd just ask direct at the source.

Specifically, I'd quite like some recommendations for some Viking Metal. The name intrigues me, and also gives me a mental image of a burly dressed in furs going mental in a mosh pit with an axe, so I have to give it a shot.

So any help for a musically lost soul trying to expand his tastes?

At 2/25/07 01:28 AM, Bloodxblade wrote: Told you rammstien was metal >.>

Wikipedia fucks up genres all the time. They may incorporate metal elements, but they're NOT metal. GTFO.

You fuckers remember me? Used to be a member of this place but then i didn't visit in like a year or something. Man hasn't changed a bit.

I remember when i first joined up my list consisted of Nu metal bands and cannibal corpse and COF.

Now all i listen to is death metal and grind (BTW is grind included in this little club?)

At 2/25/07 01:21 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: God damnit. My views on italians are just horribly tainted now. I guess this is how people become racist.

Come to the dark side.

>:(

At 2/25/07 12:07 AM, 0peth wrote: ... while the drumming tries to play technically while he fails miserably

You are aware that Danny Carey is actually one of the best drummers ever?

At 2/25/07 04:45 AM, bred4abortion wrote: You fuckers remember me? Used to be a member of this place but then i didn't visit in like a year or something. Man hasn't changed a bit.

I remember when i first joined up my list consisted of Nu metal bands and cannibal corpse and COF.

Now all i listen to is death metal and grind (BTW is grind included in this little club?)

Holy fuck, it's Bred! It's been a while!

Yes, grindcore is included here. Everything from Napalm Death to S.O.B, actually :)

Welcome back!

At 2/25/07 02:47 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Specifically, I'd quite like some recommendations for some Viking Metal. The name intrigues me, and also gives me a mental image of a burly dressed in furs going mental in a mosh pit with an axe, so I have to give it a shot.

I'm afriad the only Viking metal band I know is
Falkenbach. Bloody brilliant stuff though. You should be able to find torrents of all the albums, as well as being available on Amazon, Play.com etc.

At 2/24/07 05:40 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Btw, how many users are on last.fm? My name is MysticalMeeting there, if you are.

I'm on Last.fm, here's my account.

Ever made the mainstream test on there? It's pretty fun.

I havn't bothered to try that test.

At 2/24/07 07:17 PM, 0peth wrote: I just realized that guy spelled Megadeth as Mega Death.

I noticed it right away and I was unhappy at him.

At 2/24/07 08:57 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: While we're on that subject, here was my first post in this thread:

And here's my first post in the Metal Hell:

At 6/29/06 06:16 AM, Bahamut wrote: I guess I should join this club. The metal bands I like the most at the moment are:

Blind Guardian
DragonForce
Dream Theater
Fear Factory
HammerFall
Helloween
Iced Earth
Iron Maiden
Megadeth
Metallica (from Kill 'Em All to Black album)
Pantera

I'm not sure if that's a good enough list of metal bands I listen to. There are more bands I like, but they're either bands I don't like as much as the bands mentioned above or they're probably not metal to you people. And I am looking to find more metal music to listen to.

I still like those bands I listed back then, but I found loads more metal bands! :D

At 2/24/07 10:24 PM, 0peth wrote: Whenever someone gives a really shitty list. Ignore them and if they try again continue to ignore them.

Nice idea. >:)

At 2/25/07 07:48 AM, Stratosphere wrote: I'm afriad the only Viking metal band I know is
Falkenbach. Bloody brilliant stuff though. You should be able to find torrents of all the albums, as well as being available on Amazon, Play.com etc.

Thanks. I'll be sure to look into them.

At 2/25/07 05:13 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:

At 2/25/07 01:21 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: God damnit. My views on italians are just horribly tainted now. I guess this is how people become racist.

Come to the dark side.

>:(

We have cookies

At 2/25/07 03:19 AM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 2/25/07 01:28 AM, Bloodxblade wrote: Told you rammstien was metal >.>

Wikipedia fucks up genres all the time. They may incorporate metal elements, but they're NOT metal. GTFO.

Ok not all Rammstien is metal but come on heavy rifs slaming bass line deep vocals >.> sounds metal to me

At 2/25/07 09:51 AM, Bloodxblade wrote:

At 2/25/07 03:19 AM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 2/25/07 01:28 AM, Bloodxblade wrote: Told you rammstien was metal >.>

Wikipedia fucks up genres all the time. They may incorporate metal elements, but they're NOT metal. GTFO.

Ok not all Rammstien is metal but come on heavy rifs slaming bass line deep vocals >.> sounds metal to me

While some metal may have those elements, they do not make metal.

I'm sorry old chap, but you've already been rejected from this club by the founder himself, so if you would kindly leave it would be most appreciated. Thank you.

At 2/25/07 09:59 AM, Stratosphere wrote:

At 2/25/07 09:51 AM, Bloodxblade wrote:

At 2/25/07 03:19 AM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 2/25/07 01:28 AM, Bloodxblade wrote: Told you rammstien was metal >.>

Wikipedia fucks up genres all the time. They may incorporate metal elements, but they're NOT metal. GTFO.

Ok not all Rammstien is metal but come on heavy rifs slaming bass line deep vocals >.> sounds metal to me

While some metal may have those elements, they do not make metal.

I'm sorry old chap, but you've already been rejected from this club by the founder himself, so if you would kindly leave it would be most appreciated. Thank you.

Technicly metal does not aply to musical thread as the romans set mesure and notes making music posible there for metal is technicly just noise not music but do you want somthing to sound good or be played right ? anyway anything can be consider metal yet In todays days music music is set by the listeners opinon on its gender so there for we technicly are both right.........I took a class >.>

part'n the spelling

At 2/25/07 10:11 AM, Bloodxblade wrote: Technicly metal does not aply to musical thread as the romans set mesure and notes making music posible there for metal is technicly just noise not music but do you want somthing to sound good or be played right ?

What are you babbling about? Use English please.

anyway anything can be consider metal yet In todays days music music is set by the listeners opinon on its gender so there for we technicly are both right.........I took a class >.>

What on earth does gender have to do with anything?

It doesn't matter what classes you took, your idea of metal seems to differ ours. As a result you were rejected from the club.

So I must ask you again to please leave. Thank you.