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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-21 22:40:17


I like Iron Maiden and all, but that was hilarious.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-21 22:44:06


At 2/21/07 10:40 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I like Iron Maiden and all, but that was hilarious.

I agree. He got me pretty bad.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-21 22:47:19


At 2/21/07 10:44 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 2/21/07 10:40 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I like Iron Maiden and all, but that was hilarious.
I agree. He got me pretty bad.

With a giant dildo.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-21 23:07:25


the only reaction I've gotten from a teacher with my band shirts was my history teacher who is the epitome of cool teacher, he saw my Iron Maiden shirt and gave me the devil horns


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-21 23:12:16


My coolest teacher, well I've never had one.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-21 23:24:17


I had an algebra teacher who was a 50 something jew who wore sweatpants and ripped t-shirts to school. He had a giant gut, and was mean, sarcastic, and totally awesome.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 01:38:55


Why is it that the metal hell always slows to a total crawl whenever I have time to go online?


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 01:39:54


At 2/22/07 01:38 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: Why is it that the metal hell always slows to a total crawl whenever I have time to go online?

I was waiting for someone to post. In fact, I come by every 30 minutes or so.


0peth alt

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 01:41:53


At 2/22/07 01:39 AM, Hypocrisy wrote:
At 2/22/07 01:38 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: Why is it that the metal hell always slows to a total crawl whenever I have time to go online?
I was waiting for someone to post. In fact, I come by every 30 minutes or so.

On different accounts occasionally.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 01:42:46


At 2/22/07 01:41 AM, 0peth wrote:

On different accounts occasionally.

Shut up man, no one cares if you have a couple of accounts.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 02:46:09


Someone suggest some Black metal bands? Dont really know too much about black metal, wanted to try it out.


Thanks to Turkeybean for the sig.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 03:15:54


At 2/22/07 02:46 AM, HaveUbeenFooFighting wrote: Someone suggest some Black metal bands? Dont really know too much about black metal, wanted to try it out.

Alex and I should be able to help you there.

Black Messiah
Catamenia
Dark Funeral
Emperor
Gjenferdsel
Graveland
Leviathan
Marduk
Merrimack
Nattefrost
Negurã Bunget
Rotting Christ
Sargeist
Satanic Warmaster
Taake
Xasthur

Keeping it real. Alphabetical y'all.

Jah.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 05:28:54


At 2/22/07 03:15 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Alex and I should be able to help you there.

AND MARSHALL.

MY NAME'S MARSHALL.

I HAVE THE NAME OF AN AMPLIFIER.

SUCK BALLS.

The ones you didn't name.

Celtic Frost (Sorrrrrrta)
Mercyful Fate
Satyricon
Shores of Sheol


Metal Hell.

Pill pop a dope a well run general hash pump a gonna led.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 07:51:14


anybody listen to Suidakra? I LOVE their song, Dead Man's Reel, but their other stuff has death vocals, which I hate. Do they have other instrumental songs?

The bagpipes made it even better.

At 2/21/07 11:48 AM, Nev wrote: The awful stage is as you say... awful.
Once you're past that stage long hair becomes great.
Just claim you're a Beatles fan until you've stepped into the realms of longish hair :P

lol Yeah, I know what you mean.

I haven't had a haircut in months. My hair is pretty long. In the front, it reaches past my mouth. In the back, It reaches just on the top of my back.

At 2/21/07 05:44 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: I accomplished nothing during my 5 day weekend

I had 6 days off. 2 snowdays.

At 2/21/07 11:07 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: the only reaction I've gotten from a teacher with my band shirts was my history teacher who is the epitome of cool teacher, he saw my Iron Maiden shirt and gave me the devil horns

I just hear people read my shirts out loud. Sometimes they ask what it is. The only real comment from a teacher I've gotten on a band shirt I wore was when I wore a King Crimson shirt. I pointed it out to the teacher, though, because I knew she liked them. She was like "oh, nice!."


sig by JaY11

Letterboxd

one of the four horsemen of the Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 08:51:08


At 2/22/07 03:15 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Alex and I should be able to help you there.

thanks >:(

some more bands:

Agatus
Zemial
Varathron
Deviser
Amestigon
Abigor
Judas Iscariot
Thou Art Lord

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 08:58:23


At 2/21/07 09:40 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: I wore my Iron Maiden shirt to school today and got owned by my Biology teacher. It went a little something like this.

lmao, your biology teacher sucks.

At 2/21/07 11:07 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: the only reaction I've gotten from a teacher with my band shirts was my history teacher who is the epitome of cool teacher, he saw my Iron Maiden shirt and gave me the devil horns

One of my computing teachers saw me with my Iron Maiden hoodie one day in college and said "I see you like Iron Maiden." and mentioned about Run to the Hills. Then he asked me "So you like Speed metal?" O__o I know Maiden aren't speed metal and he was silly for saying that, but he's a good teacher and so is my other computing teacher, they both like prog rock. :)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 11:08:19


Did somebody say black metal?

Antaeus
Craft
Hetroertzen
Mutiilation
Nargaroth
Non Opus Dei
Opthalamia
Taran
Vediog Savior
Xasthur

Sorry about the short list, mah laptop is in the shop, and that's where all my music is.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 11:49:20


At 2/21/07 09:40 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: I was so baffled I could only spit out "What the hell?" Then I got this really strong urge to take Nev from behind.

Everyone in this club has had that urge at one point or another. SOAS bought a strap-on for the very purpose.

And on the topic of hair.. who's in the longest in this club (out of the guys)?
I'd imagine its Jarryd's?
Mine can touch my nipple if I uncurly it.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 11:52:23


At 2/22/07 05:28 AM, PenisClown wrote: AND MARSHALL.
Celtic Frost (Sorrrrrrta)
Mercyful Fate
Satyricon
Shores of Sheol

Keep it to the professionals, kid.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 13:18:10


At 2/22/07 11:52 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 2/22/07 05:28 AM, PenisClown wrote: AND MARSHALL.
Celtic Frost (Sorrrrrrta)
Mercyful Fate
Satyricon
Shores of Sheol
Keep it to the professionals, kid.

I see an epic burn there.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 13:29:56


At 2/22/07 01:18 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 2/22/07 11:52 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
Keep it to the professionals, kid.
I see an epic burn there.

My spider-senses are tingling.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 13:56:40


At 2/22/07 11:52 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Keep it to the professionals, kid.

Hey, he posted me, that's nice :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 15:08:33


At 2/22/07 01:56 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 2/22/07 11:52 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Keep it to the professionals, kid.
Hey, he posted me, that's nice :P

Stop whoring yourself out, Marko.

:P


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 15:25:11


At 2/22/07 03:08 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Stop whoring yourself out, Marko.

P

I'm very cheap, i know :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 15:37:05


At 2/22/07 03:25 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 2/22/07 03:08 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Stop whoring yourself out, Marko.

P
I'm very cheap, i know :P

$30 for a blow?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 17:14:34


At 2/22/07 03:37 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: $30 for a blow?

Nah, that gets my anal juices flowing

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 18:44:02


At 2/22/07 05:14 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 2/22/07 03:37 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: $30 for a blow?
Nah, that gets my anal juices flowing

Oooh naughty.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 18:56:38


At 2/22/07 11:49 AM, Nev wrote:

And on the topic of hair.. who's in the longest in this club (out of the guys)?

Did that have to be specified? I feel so outcasted now :(

But either way, I'd have one of the shortest hair cuts here, anyways.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 19:02:36


At 2/22/07 06:56 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Did that have to be specified? I feel so outcasted now :(

Yes, sorry, but girls aren't allowed in such competitions. They have the unfair advantage of being accepted with long hair... and thus don't suffer the torment involved in growing it.

Or is that just a UK exclusive thing?


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-22 19:05:57


At 2/22/07 07:02 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/22/07 06:56 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Did that have to be specified? I feel so outcasted now :(
Yes, sorry, but girls aren't allowed in such competitions. They have the unfair advantage of being accepted with long hair... and thus don't suffer the torment involved in growing it.

Im the only girl here and it's pretty stated I have short hair. The need to specify only guys got to compete was just a rub in that I didnt have a penis :(

Or is that just a UK exclusive thing?

Long hair is pretty accepted and common here. Then again, when it comes to Montreal...what isn't accepted.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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