At 10/12/06 03:35 AM, Diabolis-Interium wrote:
Woo i'm off my ban. Cannibal Corpse are a great band, but I don't think they're taking themselves too seriously. I love them the same way Jim Carey loves them. Their imagery and their controversy. They have an alright sound, and did pioneer the moden DM sound, but their lyrics are awsome, their song titles are awesome, their album covers are awesome, and they sound alright. And I have the best sig pic in the world.
Ok. Challenge for you guys, then: I'm going to the bank this weekend, and walking out with 100 dollars. I will mail you 13 dollars (the average price for a relatively new CD on Amazon.com) if you can tell me how "Kill" is special, e.g. why I would get it over any of the other countless fast, technical, and heavy death metal releases, or why I should get a release in that genre at all.
Don't say "because it's br00tal" or "because Blind Guardian are gay/lame (IronFist, I knew you were gonna post that, I'm stopping you before you do it -- I know blind guardian have nothing to do with this.) Don't say "Because it's heavy, fast, and mildly technical -- I already know that. Don't say "because it's funny." The Bleeding and Live Cannibalism are funnier. Pretend you're selling the CD to me. Actually persuade me to buy it. Then I'll send the money to whoever can convince me to part with my money like that.