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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 20:08:37


At 2/5/06 06:51 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/5/06 06:39 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/5/06 06:29 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote: Cannibal Corpse is well-known, and they're not mainstreem.
Sure they are. Doesn't mainstream mean well known and centered music? CC aren't extreme, and they're certainly well known. Mainstream city, my friends.
Wait A minute, maybe. "Musically, mainstream music denotes music that is familiar to the masses, as for example popular music, pop music or middle of the road music."

Well, that's CC. I mean, just because they're mainstream doesn't mean I don't like em. Hell, I LOVE CC. They're the funniest band EVER.

However, most of the music I listen to is waaaaaaaaaaay less mainstream than CC.

Btw, like my new sig? -Juggernaut- made it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 20:18:54


At 2/5/06 08:08 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Well, that's CC. I mean, just because they're mainstream doesn't mean I don't like em. Hell, I LOVE CC. They're the funniest band EVER.

Not all mainstreem is bad, just the bands that have NO talent, and sound terrible! and erm..... why do you find Cannibal Corpse funny?

However, most of the music I listen to is waaaaaaaaaaay less mainstream than CC.

Yeah, not much Metal goes Mainstream.

Btw, like my new sig? -Juggernaut- made it.

Looks pretty cool, I guess.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 20:37:24


At 2/5/06 08:18 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/5/06 08:08 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Well, that's CC. I mean, just because they're mainstream doesn't mean I don't like em. Hell, I LOVE CC. They're the funniest band EVER.
Not all mainstreem is bad, just the bands that have NO talent, and sound terrible! and erm..... why do you find Cannibal Corpse funny?

a. go to their concerts. Corpsegrinder=fastest headbanger I've ever seen.

b. read their lyrics.

c. Barnes' voice is hilarious.


However, most of the music I listen to is waaaaaaaaaaay less mainstream than CC.
Yeah, not much Metal goes Mainstream.

usually they have to sacrifice a lot to go mainstream.

Btw, like my new sig? -Juggernaut- made it.
Looks pretty cool, I guess.

I think it looks eeeeeeeeevvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllll.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 21:02:57


oh, and has anybody heard of Sturmblut? It's good kvlt black metal with a female vokillist. She's all like "AAAAAAAAAAHRGHGHASDJKLHJDLASJHKLAS"


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 22:12:07


At 2/5/06 08:37 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: a. go to their concerts. Corpsegrinder=fastest headbanger I've ever seen.

Unfortunately, they don't have concerts where Iive.

b. read their lyrics.

I've read them. Not reallly that funny.

c. Barnes' voice is hilarious.

I hear he smokes weed, because it "relaxes" his vocal cords.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 22:44:51


Ghoul - Nice Siggy

I gave SOND a few spins...Probably my favorite Black Metal cd out of what I have so far (4 cds from 3 different bands). Every track is excellent.

I did, however, get the re-release, only because it had a DVD of one of thier shows, and seeing as how I never will have the possibility of seeing them live, I wanted to get as close as I could.

Shovel Headed Kill Machine is a good cd - solid but not earthshattering (for me)

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 22:54:22


At 2/5/06 09:26 PM, Brain-Dead wrote: Hey Ghoul, I've been searching for your Electronica club, and I cant find it anywhere! Did it get deleted or something? If it did, thats too bad cause I mighted joined...

There is an electronica/ambient/techno/industrial club in the general section that I'm now a member of. The club I started got deleted.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 23:01:47


At 2/5/06 10:12 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/5/06 08:37 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: a. go to their concerts. Corpsegrinder=fastest headbanger I've ever seen.
Unfortunately, they don't have concerts where Iive.

Shame. They're hilarious. George is teh funny.


b. read their lyrics.
I've read them. Not reallly that funny.

Oh c'mon, lyrics like "FROM BEHIND, I CUT HER CROTCH, IN HER ASS, I SLIP MY COCK, KILLING AS I CUM!!" are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


c. Barnes' voice is hilarious.
I hear he smokes weed, because it "relaxes" his vocal cords.

Opposite of what I do. Before I perform anything, I drink a whole pot of coffee. It gets me energized so I can fucking freak out on guitar or drums or vocals or something like that. If I did keys on stage, I'd probably smoke weed backstage too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 23:19:22


At 2/5/06 11:26 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Hey guys, I finally got a far superior drum sound for my future releases, sounds more real as well as a lot more powerful. Good shit. I use the Steinberg drumkit.

Steingberg? Nice.
Good luck with the drumming.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 23:19:43


At 2/5/06 11:01 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/5/06 10:12 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/5/06 08:37 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: a. go to their concerts. Corpsegrinder=fastest headbanger I've ever seen.
Unfortunately, they don't have concerts where Iive.
Shame. They're hilarious. George is teh funny.

Wait, I swear to god, I remember seeing them preform live on MUCh music long ago. then again, I could be wrong.

b. read their lyrics.
I've read them. Not reallly that funny.
Oh c'mon, lyrics like "FROM BEHIND, I CUT HER CROTCH, IN HER ASS, I SLIP MY COCK, KILLING AS I CUM!!" are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's "STUCK MY COCK" not "SLIP MY COCK" And actually, you make a point.....

c. Barnes' voice is hilarious.
I hear he smokes weed, because it "relaxes" his vocal cords.
Opposite of what I do. Before I perform anything, I drink a whole pot of coffee. It gets me energized so I can fucking freak out on guitar or drums or vocals or something like that. If I did keys on stage, I'd probably smoke weed backstage too.

You're aware if you drink too much caffine, you can get caffine poisoning, You kno what caffine poisoning is, right?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 23:42:21


i feel a bit out of place posting now, cuz i heve no knowledge of cannibal corpse, except they appeared in an ace ventura movie, but for those who know burzum, does anyone know how long his sentence was? my brother was asking me and i don't know any better than he.

anyone?


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 23:50:07


At 2/5/06 11:42 PM, tom3rulz wrote: i feel a bit out of place posting now, cuz i heve no knowledge of cannibal corpse, except they appeared in an ace ventura movie, but for those who know burzum, does anyone know how long his sentence was? my brother was asking me and i don't know any better than he.

anyone?

His sentance is 26 years. And he got put away for various church arsons and the murder of Euronymous.

He's getting out early, though.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 23:54:16


At 2/5/06 11:19 PM, Suudsu wrote:
At 2/5/06 11:26 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Hey guys, I finally got a far superior drum sound for my future releases, sounds more real as well as a lot more powerful. Good shit. I use the Steinberg drumkit.
Steingberg? Nice.
Good luck with the drumming.

Steinberg also made Cubasis VST, which I use. Great program.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 23:54:26


i knew about the arsons and the murder, and that he turned neo-nazi in prison, i just didn't know how long the sentence was.
thanks man.

on a side note, i have a new sig.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-05 23:58:04


At 2/5/06 11:54 PM, tom3rulz wrote: i knew about the arsons and the murder, and that he turned neo-nazi in prison, i just didn't know how long the sentence was.
thanks man.

on a side note, i have a new sig.

Good sig. On the other hand, the number of the beast is REALLY 616, not 666. Translation error. Lol.

On the other side, here's a pair of huge tits:

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 00:01:49


At 2/5/06 11:19 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/5/06 11:01 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/5/06 10:12 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/5/06 08:37 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: a. go to their concerts. Corpsegrinder=fastest headbanger I've ever seen.
Unfortunately, they don't have concerts where Iive.
Shame. They're hilarious. George is teh funny.
Wait, I swear to god, I remember seeing them preform live on MUCh music long ago. then again, I could be wrong.

Get Live Cannibalism DVD. It's hella hilarious.

b. read their lyrics.
I've read them. Not reallly that funny.
Oh c'mon, lyrics like "FROM BEHIND, I CUT HER CROTCH, IN HER ASS, I SLIP MY COCK, KILLING AS I CUM!!" are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's "STUCK MY COCK" not "SLIP MY COCK" And actually, you make a point.....

Oh, sorry, I didn't know... I was just going by what I heard... you could actually decode Barnes' voice. Shame, barnes, shame.


c. Barnes' voice is hilarious.
I hear he smokes weed, because it "relaxes" his vocal cords.
Opposite of what I do. Before I perform anything, I drink a whole pot of coffee. It gets me energized so I can fucking freak out on guitar or drums or vocals or something like that. If I did keys on stage, I'd probably smoke weed backstage too.
You're aware if you drink too much caffine, you can get caffine poisoning, You kno what caffine poisoning is, right?

No, what is it? I drink about a pot a day. I smoke weed and drink a lot of coffee. Me=coffee man. like Stan the Coffee Man from MADTV. Btw, it's Caffeine.

Here is the same woman, different shirt, same huge ass tits:

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 00:05:04


i knoiw it's 616, not 666, but seing as how i don't own macromedia fireworks, and wouldn't know how to use it if i did, i had the guys at the asm make it for me, so i couldn't really get it exactly perfect.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 02:36:35


i just ordered marduks warschau over the internet. i will give all of you my honest oppinion of it afterwards and reccomend if you should buy it or not. i also ordered enigmatic calling and celestial entrance, but you should all buy those. it doesnt even deserve an explination. if youre into power/progressive metal, they are a must.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 03:18:50


I love Type O Negative and Cannibal Corpse.

TON do definitely what they want in their music. That rules :P just listen to "I know you're fucking someone else", from their (obviously) fake-live album "The Origin of the Feces"

I hear lots of people complaining about their album "World Coming Down" (a doom masterpiece in my opinion) because it is too "unlistenable" because it's so depressive it makes your head spin :P Love it.

and Cannibal Corpse is just CLASSIC.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 04:43:22


At 2/6/06 03:18 AM, Goatchrist wrote: I love Type O Negative and Cannibal Corpse.

TON do definitely what they want in their music. That rules :P just listen to "I know you're fucking someone else", from their (obviously) fake-live album "The Origin of the Feces"

I hear lots of people complaining about their album "World Coming Down" (a doom masterpiece in my opinion) because it is too "unlistenable" because it's so depressive it makes your head spin :P Love it.

Personally I love depressive music. After all, why would all the Ulver and Burzum and Nargaroth be in my collection (ESPECIALLY Geliebte Des Regens)? Maybe I should give that album a spin.

and Cannibal Corpse is just CLASSIC.

I know. Total hilarity.

On a different note, I just got my half of the split with Naked Souls DONE!!! Everything is recorded. And, yes, as I promised/threatened, all vocals are clean vocals. All bass is clean bass. It's a really landmarkish album for me, kinda like how IWLW was, but more perfect and less distracting. If you are willing to go along for the ride, it will take you on one of the most demented, hallucinagenic mind trips you have ever been on.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 04:49:54


Im glad to hear you are a Type O Negative and Cannibal Corpse fan :D
I have world coming down and origin of the feces, both good albums hehe.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 05:10:53


I am going to put a thread together in the "Where is/How to" forum section with the entire rock history in it.

If anyone of you are intrested to help me with the information I'd be glad to work with you. =)

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 05:26:41


At 2/5/06 11:54 PM, tom3rulz wrote: i knew about the arsons and the murder, and that he turned neo-nazi in prison, i just didn't know how long the sentence was.
thanks man.

on a side note, i have a new sig.

he was a neo nazi before he went to prison. Now he's into all kins of weird pagan shit. He thinks that every part of Europe needs to back to the 'old ways' (worshipping Wodan, Jupiter and Thor and bullshit like that)

btw, I don't like huge boobs

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 07:51:17


Anyone heard what's been going on with Finntroll? They fired Milska a few days ago. There were personal problems that couldn't be resolved, apparently. It's kind of old news, but I ahven't been here in a little bit so blargh.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 07:55:13


one question? does the band raphsody count?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 08:19:52


At 2/6/06 07:55 AM, theknightwing wrote: one question? does the band raphsody count?

Yep. Power metal is always good. You like Dragonforce?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 11:26:21


DragonForce ain't good...
An' yeah, Finntroll fired their vocalist.
One more thing 'bout depressive music. Have you guys listened Pink Floyd? That is really teh Progressive stuff...

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 11:49:41


At 2/6/06 07:51 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote: Anyone heard what's been going on with Finntroll? They fired Milska a few days ago. There were personal problems that couldn't be resolved, apparently. It's kind of old news, but I ahven't been here in a little bit so blargh.

Yeah, heard of it. They didn't give any further explanations.

I do not care so much for Finntroll anymore, since I discovered Korpiklaani.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 12:09:52


At 2/6/06 11:49 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 2/6/06 07:51 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:
I do not care so much for Finntroll anymore, since I discovered Korpiklaani.

Haha.Korpiklaani is good! But i dunno,maybe Finntroll is a little better than Korpiklaani,but i dunno if its anymore,if Finntroll gonna get new vocalist and he/shes un-good/bad...

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-06 15:39:24


"Finntroll is now actively searching for a new singer, and will continue
working on a new album which should come out by the end of 2006."

good news, and Wilska's Swedish totally sucked anyway