At 12/23/10 12:37 AM, PenisClown wrote: If I was Norsk and frostbitten I would be proud of my ancestors ancient religion and how they fought against Christianity. Then I would punish Christianity for driving out my viking ancestors by burning down all the churches in Bergen.

Varg Vikernes, right? Yeah, he set the church I was meant to be baptized in on fire...on Christmas.

At 12/23/10 03:02 AM, PenisClown wrote: Why does Primus suck? Say baby do ya wanna lay down bYE mYe sYed.

Inside joke with Primus fans.

I'll go listen to that. I should get a Primus album or two before I go see them.

Sailing the Seas of cheese, Antipop or Pork Soda.

Anyone listen to Cloudkicker? Pretty good progressive metal with some post rock influence, you can download his album Beacons for free here.

I really should make it a New Year's Resolution to listen to Primus.

At 12/22/10 10:45 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 12/22/10 10:33 PM, Dalnaki wrote: The only industrial metal that matters is Godflesh. Industrial metal started and stopped with them.

Well then there's Ministry

DRINKING THE BLOOD OF JESUS, DRINKING IT RIGHT FROM HIS VEINS! LEARNING TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN, LEARNING TO PROWL IN HIS NAME!

I mean yes, even though the only Ministry album I have so far is Pslam 69. Title track is so good, though.

At 12/23/10 01:28 AM, ArtDanVal wrote:

Hey there. :)

Black Sabbath, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Testament, Faith No More, Pantera, Anthrax, Megadeth, Cradle of Filth, Strapping Young Lad, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Lamb of God

These are all acceptable to me.

The Deftones, Slipknot, Disturbed, Korn, System of a Down

However, these are not. As part of the Metal Hell's standards, we don't accept nu-metal bands. Even so, you've still pleased me with the other bands you mentioned. Welcome to the hell!

I also wish to learn more about death metal, 'grind' styles, power metal, and prog. metal, as some of the material I have heard out of these areas are lacking in my library and I am interested in listening to more of it.

I can easily help you out with power metal. If you want to go with some starters, my recommendations are Helloween, Gamma Ray and Blind Guardian. If you've given these guys a listen to and wish to hear more, feel free to ask. As for progressive metal, the most I know are Dream Theater, Symphony X, Opeth, Fates Warning, Queensrÿche and Mastodon but they're all good stuff. Well, Queensrÿche's dependable, though. If you wish to hear more from the prog metal genre, I'm sure others will assist you.

At 12/22/10 10:33 PM, Dalnaki wrote: The only industrial metal that matters is Godflesh. Industrial metal started and stopped with them.

Listen to Malignant Eternal.

Do not cry in the dragon's cave!

At 12/23/10 02:18 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:

At 12/23/10 01:53 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Primus sucks.

Beat me to it.

Also, I'm sure Ponos would love Wynona's big brown beaver.

Wynona had a big brown beaver and she stuck him up in the air. She said "I sure do love this big brown beaver and I wish I did have a pair."

Hey, can anyone tell me if the new Slough Feg album is worth getting?

At 12/23/10 03:08 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Hey, can anyone tell me if the new Slough Feg album is worth getting?

It's pretty good, but not on the level of things like Traveller and Ape Uprising.

At 12/22/10 08:25 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Don't talk shit about Industrial. Industrial Metal is pretty boring, but Industrial Goth, Industrial Rock, pure Industrial and shit fucking rules.

*Go back, read the original post*

Right... He said Industrial Metal...
I said Industrial Metal... we both didn't mention any other form of Industrial.

At 12/23/10 12:37 AM, PenisClown wrote: Seen them live? When I see Claypool slappin that fretless I'm probably going to pull out my wang, start jerking off, go crowd surfing then jizz all over the security guard when he grabs me over the barrier.

I lol'ed

Four months and I'm 18 :) I think at my age I'm allowed to hate organised religion, government and immoral forms of mass control. Seeing as I'm like, cool and stuff.

I like how this kid summed all this shit up perfectly :)

We do not hate on religion, we hate on the dicks who "speak in the name of God" and do mass control. I suggest you read Max Weber, he explains in one of his books how they could make people work harder by making up some bullshit saying that "If you work hard to make God's creation better, you will get a place in Paradise." Talk about bullshit to keep poor people calm while rich motherfuckers exploit them.

At 12/23/10 01:53 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 12/21/10 02:40 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: It's alright mate! ... Because I know... that somewhere, deep down in my heart... I still love you!

MYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I'm happy someone got this one ;)

Definitely get Sailing the Seas of Cheese. I also really liked Frizzle Fry. The only one I still don't have is Pork Soda.

At 12/23/10 01:28 AM, ArtDanVal wrote: Black Sabbath, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Testament,

yes

The Deftones, Slipknot,

no

Faith No More, Pantera, Anthrax,

yes

Disturbed, Korn,

no

Megadeth

yes

System of a Down,

no

Cradle of Filth, Strapping Young Lad, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Lamb of God,

yes

good enough. welcome.

as for recommendations, I've done this so much I'm kinda tired of it so I'll just throw out what comes to mind and post this real quick....

heavy metal: Slough Feg, Grand Magus, King Diamond, Mercyful Fate, Danzig

death metal: Death, Disincarnate, Atheist, Obscura

thrash metal: Annihilator's first two albums, Coroner, Sodom, Exodus, Kreator, Mekong Delta, Witchery, Morbid Saint

Although I got this during Christmas shopping, I had to swipe Legend's From the Fjords when I saw it on eBay. If I waited until after, I'm sure I wouldn't have seen the album then so it's best taking my chances now. I got the album today and it's good. It's a shame this band only ever released one album and I'm glad I discovered them from the song Slough Feg covered in Twilight of the Idols.

At 12/23/10 03:54 PM, Zodir wrote:

At 12/23/10 03:08 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Hey, can anyone tell me if the new Slough Feg album is worth getting?

It's pretty good, but not on the level of things like Traveller and Ape Uprising.

But still manages to beat a lot of 2010 releases nonetheless. I still recommend The Animal Spirits to any Slough Feg fan but they've definitely made better albums in the past.

Hey guys! Remember when I suggested you guys listen to Sculptured... WELL DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS !!! And tell me what you think about it !!!

Hey guys. Sorry I aint been around in awhile, I've been working on our new song and it's finally done. So everyone please give it a listen. We are very proud of it. Here's the link:

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At 12/23/10 06:11 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey guys! Remember when I suggested you guys listen to Sculptured... WELL DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS !!! And tell me what you think about it !!!

Will listen, challenge accepted.

I mostly listen to power metal or REAL metal like metalica and all the same genre
I listen to a little of rock like AC/DC
For ``new`` metal i would say FFDP or Disturbed but that is when im bored...

At 12/23/10 05:23 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: We do not hate on religion, we hate on the dicks who "speak in the name of God" and do mass control. I suggest you read Max Weber, he explains in one of his books how they could make people work harder by making up some bullshit saying that "If you work hard to make God's creation better, you will get a place in Paradise." Talk about bullshit to keep poor people calm while rich motherfuckers exploit them.

During the Industrial Revolution? I read about how they used God's punishment as a motivation to work hard in the factories.

I'm happy someone got this one ;)

God, that video. My friends and I watched it once and we couldn't breath.

At 12/24/10 01:54 AM, BobTheSpoonKiller wrote: I mostly listen to power metal or REAL metal like metalica and all the same genre
I listen to a little of rock like AC/DC
For ``new`` metal i would say FFDP or Disturbed but that is when im bored...

Hahaha, ha.

At 12/23/10 05:29 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Definitely get Sailing the Seas of Cheese. I also really liked Frizzle Fry. The only one I still don't have is Pork Soda.

Pork Soda is really good. I only have these three albums, but I love them all. Pork Soda is significantly darker than Seas and Frizzle, but it's pretty awesome all the same.

At 12/24/10 02:35 AM, Xarnor wrote: I'm interested in looking into some black metal, and as usual, I have no idea where to start so I'll ask you guys. What are some of your favorite black metal bands? I listen to some symphonic black metal already but I want to expand in this genre.

Call me weird but I could never get into black metal. The only band from the genre I really liked were 1349. So check them out.

At 12/24/10 02:05 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: During the Industrial Revolution? I read about how they used God's punishment as a motivation to work hard in the factories.

I don't know if they used God's punishment, but I'm sure they said that "contributing" to "God's creation" would most likely help you get your VIP spot in Heaven.

God, that video. My friends and I watched it once and we couldn't breath.

Hahaha! Have you watched the auto-tuned version? It's hilarious!

Pork Soda is really good. I only have these three albums, but I love them all. Pork Soda is significantly darker than Seas and Frizzle, but it's pretty awesome all the same.

I own Sailing The Sees of Cheese and Antipop. Antipop is the best when it comes to the instrumental, but Sailing The Sees Of Cheese is the funniest.

At 12/24/10 01:54 AM, BobTheSpoonKiller wrote: I mostly listen to power metal or REAL metal like metalica and all the same genre
I listen to a little of rock like AC/DC
For ``new`` metal i would say FFDP or Disturbed but that is when im bored...

So tell me about that REAL metal you are talking about. And please, when you do so... avoid naming the most popular and most commercial band ever, and try to name at least a few other metal bands. If you are interrested, there is probably 1000000000000000000 metal bands you could try listenning to... and maybe that will surprise you... but they are not "all the same genre" !!! :O :O :O

OMFG !!!

At 12/24/10 02:35 AM, Xarnor wrote: I'm interested in looking into some black metal, and as usual, I have no idea where to start so I'll ask you guys. What are some of your favorite black metal bands? I listen to some symphonic black metal already but I want to expand in this genre.

Sorry for the double-post, but I didn't notice your post.

My favorte Black Metal is mainly atmospheric or depressive black metal.

I suggest you check out Wolves In The Throne Room, Austere and the early work by Agalloch (From Which Of This Oak EP and Pale Folklore). I realise that Agalloch are playing Folk/Black, so... might as well list some other black/folk metal bands, like Ulver (Bergtatt) and Enslaved.

I don't know if they count, but Empyrium's music could be of some kind of interest to you if you like Symphonic Black Metal.

If you would like to listen to more agressive Black Metal... Balrog, Sigh, Ulver (Nattens Madrigal), Peste Noire, Gorgoroth, Burzum, Mayhem. I'm not the BM pro in here, but these are still awesome bands :)

At 12/24/10 02:35 AM, Xarnor wrote: I'm interested in looking into some black metal, and as usual, I have no idea where to start so I'll ask you guys. What are some of your favorite black metal bands? I listen to some symphonic black metal already but I want to expand in this genre.

You have two choices. Dirty, filthy black metal that's raw and primitive or atmospheric bullshit. Choose wisely. Or you could just listen to Tormentor. They're pretty much the band that all the Norwegian BM bands ripped off.

Sculpted were awesome by the way. I really enjoy it. It wasn't what I was expecting, but in a good way, they had a unique sound.

Speaking of good black metal, I just got my hands on the Profanatica.

At 12/24/10 01:54 AM, BobTheSpoonKiller wrote: I mostly listen to power metal or REAL metal like metalica and all the same genre

I'm wanting to know what you've heard from power metal. Just a matter of curiosity.

At 12/24/10 02:44 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Call me weird but I could never get into black metal. The only band from the genre I really liked were 1349. So check them out.

The only one I find myself to enjoying a lot right now is Immortal. I think I can work my way with black metal if I knew more bands that are similar to them.

At 12/24/10 03:19 AM, Xarnor wrote: Thanks for the quick feedback guys. I'll check em all out. I prefer the "atmospheric bullshit" over the filthy raw stuff actually, so Duff, hit me with some more atmospheric black metal bands if you have any ;D

Mirrorthrone definitely. It's like fucking black/death/ awesome metal.

Also emperor, ancient, immortal, unholy matrimony is amospheric but not in the synth abuse way.

At 12/23/10 01:28 AM, ArtDanVal wrote: power metal, and prog. meta

oh and for power and prog

power: Helloween Stratovarius, Angra

prog: Dream Theater, Queensryche, Psychotic Waltz, Apokatastasia, Vanden Plas, Liquid Tension Experiment, Spastic Ink, Blotted Science, Cynic, Pain of Salvation, Scale the Summit, Canvas Solaris

At 12/23/10 06:11 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey guys! Remember when I suggested you guys listen to Sculptured... WELL DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS !!! And tell me what you think about it !!!

I checked them out quite a while ago. They're not bad.

At 12/24/10 02:35 AM, Xarnor wrote: I'm interested in looking into some black metal, and as usual, I have no idea where to start so I'll ask you guys. What are some of your favorite black metal bands? I listen to some symphonic black metal already but I want to expand in this genre.

Negura Bunget, Klabautaman, Mirrorthrone, Diabolical Masquerade, Blut Aus Nord, Lux Occulta, Darkestrah, Rotting Christ

At 12/24/10 03:04 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I suggest you check out Wolves In The Throne Room,

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes. I was worried for a second that no one had recommended them. WitTR are my favourite BM band easily, I've seen them live twice and it's fucking amazing.

At 12/23/10 05:23 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Right... He said Industrial Metal...
I said Industrial Metal... we both didn't mention any other form of Industrial.

Well...

At 12/22/10 07:10 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

I think most Industrial is plain boring...

That sounded like you were talking about Industrial in general.

At 12/24/10 03:19 AM, Xarnor wrote: Thanks for the quick feedback guys. I'll check em all out. I prefer the "atmospheric bullshit" over the filthy raw stuff actually, so Duff, hit me with some more atmospheric black metal bands if you have any ;D

Pretty much what I just did :O

Wolves In The Throne Room
Austere
Agalloch (From Which Of This Oak EP and Pale Folklore)

Listen to Bergtatt by Ulver, not atmospheric, but awesome :)

At 12/24/10 03:31 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Sculpted were awesome by the way. I really enjoy it. It wasn't what I was expecting, but in a good way, they had a unique sound.

Fuck yeah !!

Her Silence is a great title by them :)

At 12/24/10 08:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: The only one I find myself to enjoying a lot right now is Immortal. I think I can work my way with black metal if I knew more bands that are similar to them.

Immortal are more like Blackened Thrash Metal :O

But they kick ass :)

At 12/24/10 01:13 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 12/23/10 01:28 AM, ArtDanVal wrote: power metal, and prog. meta

oh and for power and prog

power: Helloween Stratovarius, Angra

prog: Dream Theater, Queensryche, Psychotic Waltz, Apokatastasia, Vanden Plas, Liquid Tension Experiment, Spastic Ink, Blotted Science, Cynic, Pain of Salvation, Scale the Summit, Canvas Solaris

So many bands I love !!!

At 12/24/10 01:14 PM, SomaGuye wrote:

At 12/24/10 03:04 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I suggest you check out Wolves In The Throne Room,

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes. I was worried for a second that no one had recommended them. WitTR are my favourite BM band easily, I've seen them live twice and it's fucking amazing.

I would love to see them live, I'm pretty sure they are amazing :)

At 12/24/10 03:04 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: My favorte Black Metal is mainly atmospheric or depressive black metal.

Sorry for double post, but... are you my soul mate?