At 7/20/10 05:41 PM, DeIirium wrote:

At 7/20/10 04:50 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 7/20/10 10:21 AM, DeIirium wrote: "Metal" is not a fucking adjective. The adjective form is metallic.

Just like how the adjective cognate of "rock" is "rocky." AC/DC is rocky. Death is metallic.

Yeah, no, "metal" can still be used as an adjective if you're referring to the genre.

Its still stupid to use it as an adjective."this song is really metal".. Yeah, no shit, it's a metal song. Of course it's "metal".

I think it's great. "Metal" in this context doesn't mean "this song is a metal song," it means something more like "this song is characteristically metal" or "this song is what metal should be."

HEY EVERYONE LETS BE BORING AND NOT HAVE FUN ANYMORE! BEING BORING AND NOT HAVING FUN ANYMORE IS WAY METALLIC!

I've been to Latte-tude (Latitude). Poshest and most beautiful festival evar. Whoever loves pretentious art (read: art) and stand up comedy would love it too :).
And Posh girls are way better looking than what we get up North :(.

There is not much going on in here...

So I'm just dumping some shiiit in here, so you guys can have a little fun. At 0:08, look at the hardcore kid getting owned.

Btw, I'm totally buying that album two. Origin is fucking great !!!

At 7/20/10 06:25 PM, Nev wrote: HEY EVERYONE LETS BE BORING AND NOT HAVE FUN ANYMORE! BEING BORING AND NOT HAVING FUN ANYMORE IS WAY METALLIC!

I've been to Latte-tude (Latitude).

You just reminded me of this awesome Sludge/Post Metal band Latitudes. Any one else heard of them?

I love this thread. It reminds me to go and redownload Blotted Science after losing their album years ago.

And that it made me download a Maudlin of the Well album.

I worship thee, The Hell.

At 7/20/10 05:08 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: That's pretty much what I was thinking two...
And I've read some reviews on Metal Archives...
Like or dislike... reviewers all seems to agree that they do sound like Slayer :O

Reviewers can suck my dick, they're not the all mighty. Just because you think one thing but they think another and they're reviewers, you don't need to agree with them...

At 7/20/10 10:21 AM, DeIirium wrote: "Metal" is not a fucking adjective. The adjective form is metallic.

Since when has ANYONE followed that "rule"?

At 7/21/10 03:37 AM, PenisClown wrote: I love this thread. It reminds me to go and redownload Blotted Science after losing their album years ago.

I actually want to get this album. Oddly enough, I'm holding off my quick metal instrumentals preference for this and Liquid Tension Experiment. I mean, they're instrumental only so surely I'll find some awesome stuff from them.

At 7/20/10 01:33 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 7/18/10 11:54 PM, SomeAlt wrote: I listened to some Dissection and they sound awesome from I've heard so far. What would be a good album by them?

Storm of the Light's Bane

'Cos Reinkaos is a big fat turd.

At 7/19/10 04:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: wrote a song about hatred

Slipknot are kvlt...

At 7/21/10 01:35 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

At 7/19/10 04:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: wrote a song about hatred

Slipknot are kvlt...

Yup, but they forgot about Satan, Wolves, War and Mythology

Hey guys :)

Just wanted to extend my Atmospheric Metal library.
So far, I have

Agalloch
Isis
The Morningside
Wolves In The Throne Room
Austere (they are more likely to be classified as Depressive Black Metal, but they are still Atmospheric enough for my tastes)

If These Trees Could Talk (Atmospheric Post-Rock)
Alcest (Atmospheric Post-Rock, Shoegaze, Black Metal)

So if you have any bands to add to my list, feel free to do it :)

I have no idea what Atmospheric Metal is so I'm just going to list Drone bands:

Sunn O))) (especially the Altar album with Boris)
Earth
Khanate
Wormphlegm
Nadja
Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine

At 7/21/10 03:12 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 7/21/10 01:35 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

At 7/19/10 04:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: wrote a song about hatred

Slipknot are kvlt...

Yup, but they forgot about Satan, Wolves, War and Mythology

Well, this is pretty much satan lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GLLlOQ5 2I

At 7/21/10 05:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey guys :)

Just wanted to extend my Atmospheric Metal library.

If you like Alcest you'll probably like Amesoeurs too, another project by Neige with a very similar style.

At 7/21/10 05:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey guys :)

Just wanted to extend my Atmospheric Metal library.

So if you have any bands to add to my list, feel free to do it :)

Spacebong?

At 7/21/10 06:03 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

At 7/21/10 03:12 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 7/21/10 01:35 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

At 7/19/10 04:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: wrote a song about hatred

Slipknot are kvlt...

Yup, but they forgot about Satan, Wolves, War and Mythology

Well, this is pretty much satan lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GLLlOQ5 2I

I'm a pop star threat and I'm not dead yet
Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner, I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer
A hideous man that you don't understand
Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranted to fucking snap
It's evilsonic, it's pornoholic
Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wanna be

If you're 555, then I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
(What's it like to be a heretic?)

Everybody's so infatuated
Everybody's so completely sure of what we are
Everybody defamates from miles away
But face to face, they haven't got a thing to say
I bleed for this and I bleed for you
Still you look in my face like I'm somebody new
TOY - nobody wants anything I've got
Which is fine, because you're made of
Everything - I'm - NOT

If you're 555, then I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
(What's it like to be a heretic?)

30 seconds, 16, 8, 4, lemme tell you why
I haven't the slightest, I'm teaching your brightest
They're listening, clamoring
All the money in the world can't buy me
GO AHEAD, LIE TO ME
Tell me again how you're tortured
I wanna know how you followed your orders so well
You're full of SHIT
You had a dream, but this ain't it

IIf you're 555, then I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
(What's it like to be a heretic?)

I don't know where you see anything about Satan in that song. Except for the use of the 666... but even then, he says "I'm 666", so there really is not reference to Satan whatsoever...

But maybe you are just being a bitch because you don't like my definition of kvlt >:(

At 7/21/10 05:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: So if you have any bands to add to my list, feel free to do it :)

I can only think of Atmospheric Black Metal at the moment, so here you go.

Darkspace
Negura Bunget
Lurker of Chalice
Nazxul
Vinterriket

At 7/19/10 04:27 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 7/19/10 03:35 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 7/19/10 12:42 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Coop83 is more metal than the rest of us because he has a metal axe with a skull logo.

That's kvlt... I loose...

Coop83 obtained that trve axe of vanquished souls by traveling through the frost bitten and grim moors of Norway, battling the undead, sorcerers, and himself. He found it caved into a rotten skull in a cannibal dungeon.

Well, that was 4 skulls in particular.. these guys were dressed in what looked like bondage gear and they appeared to be begging for death's caress.

At 7/20/10 09:24 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/19/10 12:42 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Coop83 is more metal than the rest of us because he has a metal axe with a skull logo.

Hey, I already stated the metalness of the skull axe a few months back.

I remember - if only I can get some strings for this... I wonder if there were any guitar strings on those corpses back in the Norwegian Cave...

Dammit, I'll just have to go to a music store now >:(

At 7/21/10 07:54 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I don't know where you see anything about Satan in that song. Except for the use of the 666... but even then, he says "I'm 666", so there really is not reference to Satan whatsoever...

You know, even when I liked Slipknot, I thought the lyrics to that song were stupid.

At 7/22/10 07:26 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/20/10 09:24 AM, Bahamut wrote: Hey, I already stated the metalness of the skull axe a few months back.

I remember - if only I can get some strings for this... I wonder if there were any guitar strings on those corpses back in the Norwegian Cave...

Dammit, I'll just have to go to a music store now >:(

You want to make that skull axe your guitar? Hey, it actually works, go for it! I'll do the same thing when I get it in November.

At 7/22/10 08:20 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:54 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I don't know where you see anything about Satan in that song. Except for the use of the 666... but even then, he says "I'm 666", so there really is not reference to Satan whatsoever...

You know, even when I liked Slipknot, I thought the lyrics to that song were stupid.

Slipknot is trve kvlt because there's... Nine of them and there are nine rings of hell? Seriously, I'm sure this has been mentioned somewhere in this thread already, but what "metal" band needs NINE FUCKING MEMBERS? They have what, a vocalist, two guitarists, bassist (psyche not anymore), drummer, DJ (wtf, anyways?)... So that leaves, what, three people who don't do jack shit?

The three other noobs are 2 custom percusionists and the third guy is a "sampler". You know... the guy that you don't need on stage.

But whatever... Why are we talking about Slipknot anyway?
We are talking about being kvlt, so we need to find which band is more kvlt than any other :O

Slipknot has 9 members because with the usual 4/5 member setup they would suck even harder.

Don't they only have 8 members now...?

At 7/23/10 06:36 AM, Nev wrote: Don't they only have 8 members now...?

They replaced the dead guy.

At 7/23/10 06:36 AM, Nev wrote: Don't they only have 8 members now...?

That's a good point, actually. I heard nothing about a new member joining the band but I suppose the less news I hear from Slipknot, the better.

I know I'm probably late on this, but, listen to Shrinebuilder if you haven't already. Great doom/stoner metal.

At 7/21/10 07:54 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 7/21/10 06:03 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

At 7/21/10 03:12 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 7/21/10 01:35 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

At 7/19/10 04:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: wrote a song about hatred

Slipknot are kvlt...

Yup, but they forgot about Satan, Wolves, War and Mythology

Well, this is pretty much satan lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GLLlOQ5 2I

But maybe you are just being a bitch because you don't like my definition of kvlt >:(

I just want to troll the shit out of you :3

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY ASS!
IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME WANNA YELL!
BUT ITS MADE OF THINGS BEACAUSE... I'M HERE TODAY
SATAN, NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS HIS WAY INSIDE
IF THE PLEASURE GOES ON....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

dong dong dongdong dededong doooong!

At 7/21/10 09:31 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Is it just me or is Heretic Anthem the most hypocritical song ever?

It's not just you, it's you and me...

At 7/23/10 08:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

I heard nothing about a new member joining the band but I suppose the less news I hear from Slipknot, the better.

I'm just assuming they did because I have heard no news of Slipknot breaking up.

Try Bullet For My Valentine they're pretty good