Has anyone seen the video for behemoth's "conquer all"? Either its meant to be all weird n stuff like that or hes lip syncing and hes fucking bad at it. You just have to look at his mouth for a second and it looks so weird and out of sync to the music. I hope it was meant to look like that. I rekon the video for slaves shall serve is much better.

i remember reading somewhere that the director of Conquer All clip usually did pop star clips, so I thought he would be good at lip syncing...
Yeah Zos Kia Cultus is a weak album too. Least favourite of my behemoth collection.

I just read my last post and it looks like im saying conquer all is on zos kia cultus, which its not. Zos kia was the last album I got, and yeah, I dont like it much. That is all.

At 9/9/05 02:33 AM, Salmondog wrote: i remember reading somewhere that the director of Conquer All clip usually did pop star clips, so I thought he would be good at lip syncing...
Yeah Zos Kia Cultus is a weak album too. Least favourite of my behemoth collection.

A pop director? Lol fuckin untalented pop director then. Maybe it was too hard to get the lip syncing right because he growls so fast sometimes. but still its sooooo far off

Hey remember that christian site that said manson created metal and shit like that? Well it was pissing the shit outta me n i was bored so i made a site spoofing it. H E R E Ive only just started but have a look i wanna know if its alright. Heh i know the terri pic i "redid" is a bit fucking cruel but im pretending to be a fucking harsh evil person and i had to have that pic on there.

At 9/9/05 05:54 AM, bred_4_abortion wrote: Hey remember that christian site that said manson created metal and shit like that? Well it was pissing the shit outta me n i was bored so i made a site spoofing it. H E R E Ive only just started but have a look i wanna know if its alright. Heh i know the terri pic i "redid" is a bit fucking cruel but im pretending to be a fucking harsh evil person and i had to have that pic on there.

haha!! it's awesome dude, very good stuff.. if only it were like a forum so we could see the stupid reactions =P

At 9/9/05 02:33 AM, Salmondog wrote: Yeah Zos Kia Cultus is a weak album too. Least favourite of my behemoth collection.

I dunno.. I like Zos Kia Cultus... and a lot.. o well, to each his own

At 9/9/05 10:36 AM, setsuna956 wrote:

At 9/9/05 02:33 AM, Salmondog wrote: Yeah Zos Kia Cultus is a weak album too. Least favourite of my behemoth collection.

I dunno.. I like Zos Kia Cultus... and a lot.. o well, to each his own

I like it too. Even got a ZKC t-shirt. My favourite by them is Thelema.6, though.

and the Slaves Shall Serve video is good.

At 9/9/05 10:57 AM, Goatchrist wrote: I like it too. Even got a ZKC t-shirt. My favourite by them is Thelema.6, though.

and the Slaves Shall Serve video is good.

true.. although I still have to say ZKC is my fav album so far.. since I've only got From the Pagan Vastlands, Demigod and of course ZKC.. I'll have to check out yours then =)

At 9/9/05 11:03 AM, setsuna956 wrote: true.. although I still have to say ZKC is my fav album so far.. since I've only got From the Pagan Vastlands, Demigod and of course ZKC.. I'll have to check out yours then =)

I have only heard very few of their old stuff, like "Grom" which I think is quite good, but not up to their newer work.

At 9/8/05 08:13 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
I heard "In Your Face" and the intro riff is straight stolen from Godsmack. The single is horrible and they covered Britney Spears. The cover is not funny.

They covered Britney....*sigh* I'm not wasting my money then, I'll just buy some old DT instead...Thanks for the heads up

At 9/9/05 04:37 PM, FatMarley wrote: Which album do recomend getting by them? I was thinking of getting Demigod...

Everything after Pandemonic Incantations is a must have: Satanica, Thelema.6, Zos Kia Cultus and Demigod.

You're welcome, Imperial X, I was quite disappointed with the new CoB shit, even though they already went downhill with Hatecrew Deathroll.

At 9/9/05 07:12 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 9/9/05 04:37 PM, FatMarley wrote: Which album do recomend getting by them? I was thinking of getting Demigod...

Everything after Pandemonic Incantations is a must have: Satanica, Thelema.6, Zos Kia Cultus and Demigod.

I personally find their new stuff to be bland death metal. I like their older stuff, namely From The Pagan Vastlands, And The Forests Dream Eternally, Sventevith, and Grom.

You're welcome, Imperial X, I was quite disappointed with the new CoB shit, even though they already went downhill with Hatecrew Deathroll.

S/h. I like Follow the Reaper, Hatebreeder, and Something Wild.

I'm metal, man

At 9/9/05 09:13 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I'm metal, man

That is tr00.

HOT!

On a serious note, everyone heard the new Cryptopsy song? http://mp3.centuryme..sy_thepestilence.mp3

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? ITS TERRIBLE!
Hope the new albums isnt all like this.

At 9/9/05 09:13 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I'm metal, man

dude, are those plain nails? cuz they look awesome

At 9/9/05 08:34 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I personally find their new stuff to be bland death metal. I like their older stuff, namely From The Pagan Vastlands, And The Forests Dream Eternally, Sventevith, and Grom.

I don't want to start arguing about that all over again, but if there's any "bland death metal" in "Thelema.6" I want to hear it.

At 9/10/05 05:06 AM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 9/9/05 08:34 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:

I don't want to start arguing about that all over again, but if there's any "bland death metal" in "Thelema.6" I want to hear it.

I agree. I love both their death and black metal, and don't find their death metal bland at all. I've heard a few tracks from Demigod, and it's br00tal.

At 9/10/05 12:02 AM, setsuna956 wrote:

At 9/9/05 09:13 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I'm metal, man

dude, are those plain nails? cuz they look awesome

Some are screws, and others are nails.

And to goatchrist and TehGaySatanist, I never said they weren't br00tal, just they sound like every other mediocre death metal band I've stumbled upon. I have good death metal (Deteriorot, Dawn of Dreams) and they have an innovative sound, and innovative song structures, but Behemoth seem intent on playing the exact same death metal that almost everybody else plays.

By the same token, the only Darkthrone CD I like is Under a Funeral Moon. The rest is bland, cliche` black metal. I don't care how tr00 or kvlt or br00tal it is, it still sounds like every other piece of shit black metal band out there.

As you can see, I'm very picky. And yes, I've heard Thelema 6, and pretty much every song sounds like, well, 99% of all death metal I've heard. I'm very picky about my death metal, a lot of it sounds the same, so I only listen to epic death metal or experimental stuff.

Oh, and I made the I'm metal man... post when I was stoned out of my mind. Do a post search for The_Ghoul and you can see the incredible stoned-ness of those posts.

At 9/10/05 09:55 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Oh, and I made the I'm metal man... post when I was stoned out of my mind. Do a post search for The_Ghoul and you can see the incredible stoned-ness of those posts.

Yeah... but you are not the first to post "I'm Metal, Man" when they were stoned.

At 9/10/05 09:53 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: As you can see, I'm very picky. And yes, I've heard Thelema 6, and pretty much every song sounds like, well, 99% of all death metal I've heard. I'm very picky about my death metal, a lot of it sounds the same, so I only listen to epic death metal or experimental stuff.

Then I want to know what kind of Death Metal you heard. Compare Thelema.6 with Deicide, Morbid Angel or Cannibal Corpse. There are almost NO similarities to these bands, for example. I don't know what you are smoking :P

At 9/11/05 08:19 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Then I want to know what kind of Death Metal you heard. Compare Thelema.6 with Deicide, Morbid Angel or Cannibal Corpse. There are almost NO similarities to these bands, for example. I don't know what you are smoking :P

weeeeeeed... and good one it seems =)

you should share!

At 9/9/05 10:46 PM, Salmondog wrote: On a serious note, everyone heard the new Cryptopsy song? http://mp3.centuryme..sy_thepestilence.mp3

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? ITS TERRIBLE!
Hope the new albums isnt all like this.

well my friend just bought the CD because its his favorite (or used to be) band but he said to stay away from it, i heard it and.......I hated it. It was complete shit nothing new each song sounds the same. stay away because its one of the worst black metal albums

At 9/11/05 08:19 AM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 9/10/05 09:53 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: As you can see, I'm very picky. And yes, I've heard Thelema 6, and pretty much every song sounds like, well, 99% of all death metal I've heard. I'm very picky about my death metal, a lot of it sounds the same, so I only listen to epic death metal or experimental stuff.

Then I want to know what kind of Death Metal you heard. Compare Thelema.6 with Deicide, Morbid Angel or Cannibal Corpse. There are almost NO similarities to these bands, for example. I don't know what you are smoking :P

The death metal I listen to is mostly Nile, Deteriorate, Deteriorot, Chton, and Gorerotted, Dawn of Dreams, and Benighted.

And at the time, the last weed I was smoking was Catpiss, a particularly potent one.

At 9/11/05 03:46 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: The death metal I listen to is mostly Nile, Deteriorate, Deteriorot, Chton, and Gorerotted, Dawn of Dreams, and Benighted.

Another reason why I can't understand it. You enjoy Nile but you don't enjoy Behemoth's Demigod?

And at the time, the last weed I was smoking was Catpiss, a particularly potent one.

sounds...interesting.

At 9/11/05 04:49 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 9/11/05 03:46 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: The death metal I listen to is mostly Nile, Deteriorate, Deteriorot, Chton, and Gorerotted, Dawn of Dreams, and Benighted.

Another reason why I can't understand it. You enjoy Nile but you don't enjoy Behemoth's Demigod?

Pretty much. Except I don't find Nile that new or interesting. I just listen to it when I've gotten dr0kn. The only clincher being that Nile did it before Behemoth. :)

Not that I hate behemoth's new stuff. I will listen to it on occasion, but most of the time I don't find it innovative or interesting.

And at the time, the last weed I was smoking was Catpiss, a particularly potent one.

sounds...interesting.

it really is. It fucks with your senses, and makes you see TV in 3D.

Hey guys, check out this video clip. Makes fun of nu metal so well!!

http://www.newprojec..ds/princesssmall.wmv