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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-26 18:50:34


At 12/26/09 04:07 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: I reckon Tool would be the perfect band for Flower...

But it wouldn't annoy AniMetal as much :P.

I think its AniMetal anyway. Forgive me if I'm wrong.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-26 21:08:27


At 12/26/09 12:39 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote:
At 12/25/09 07:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
It just SCREAMS power metal cheese to me.
You don't have to spell it out for me, I see your reasoning, and it's perfectly sound. I just don't feel it is all.
Zelda has its distinct feel to it, its not generic enough to be power metal..

Maybe that's what it is. The time line suggests power metal as well, but you really don't know exactly what time the games take place.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-26 21:39:38


How is there a Power Metal discussion and Im not in it? Are we saying what video games are Power Metal?

Because Legend of Zelda is the most Power Metal game ever. It would be epic and cheesy. Someone needs to write a GOOD legend of Zelda PM tribute.

As for what I think is PM... Shadow of the Colossus, and Disney's the Sword in the Stone. :3

also Aladdin.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-26 21:41:34


At 12/26/09 09:39 PM, DrMafesto wrote: Because Legend of Zelda is the most Power Metal game ever. It would be epic and cheesy. Someone needs to write a GOOD legend of Zelda PM tribute.

I agree. Until that day, I'll kick back with the rap tribute to it, Ocarina of Rhyme.

As for what I think is PM... Shadow of the Colossus, and Disney's the Sword in the Stone. :3

That Sword in the Stone movie scared the shit out of me when I was little. The kid was in the library and out of fucking nowhere a dragon burned the place down. I want to see it again to relive it though.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-26 21:48:12


At 12/26/09 09:41 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 12/26/09 09:39 PM, DrMafesto wrote: Because Legend of Zelda is the most Power Metal game ever. It would be epic and cheesy. Someone needs to write a GOOD legend of Zelda PM tribute.
I agree. Until that day, I'll kick back with the rap tribute to it, Ocarina of Rhyme.

As for what I think is PM... Shadow of the Colossus, and Disney's the Sword in the Stone. :3
That Sword in the Stone movie scared the shit out of me when I was little. The kid was in the library and out of fucking nowhere a dragon burned the place down. I want to see it again to relive it though.

Lmao. I thought it was a very odd type of movie. But it quickly became my favorite Disney movie. Even over the Lion King.

Lion King is african music.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 00:30:02


At 12/26/09 09:48 PM, DrMafesto wrote: Lmao. I thought it was a very odd type of movie. But it quickly became my favorite Disney movie. Even over the Lion King.

Lion King is african music.

No fucking way. Nothing beats the King. That is, except TOY STORY MOTHERFUCKER. Toy Story is country/90's rock.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 11:33:31


I was able to listen to the whole of Helloween's Unarmed and as we all guessed, it sucks. The only track I thought was worth listening to was The Keeper's Trilogy but even that came with a few flaws. And now to try and review this piece of shit.

At 12/26/09 11:59 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:
At 12/26/09 09:41 AM, Bahamut wrote:
Haha, there's no denying that but that doesn't mean the soundtrack sucks.
I didn't say it sucks :s I think the soundtracks fuckin awesome :3

I never said you thought that, just someone else might think that because it's ripping off certain metal bands.

At 12/26/09 06:48 PM, Coop83 wrote: Well, judging by a quick look at the discography, I've got the first 9 studio albums. The next two aren't as good (The X Factor; Virtual XI), due to the absence of Bruce Dickinson. However, I do like the track Futureal from Virtual XI.

Futureal's not bad but if you're going to listen to the Blaze Bayley-era albums, beware of The Angel and the Gambler. It is hands down the WORST Iron Maiden song!

Hard to imagine that there has only been one number 1 single for Maiden voer their entire career. Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter isn't their best single, in all honesty. I much prefer things like Flight of Icarus and The Trooper

Well, the UK charts do blow most of the time.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 11:48:00


At 12/27/09 11:33 AM, Bahamut wrote: I never said you thought that, just someone else might think that because it's ripping off certain metal bands.

oo right, fair enough

Well, the UK charts do blow most of the time.

Yep.

Come to think of it, why the fuck did people want RATM to get to no.1? One my friends told me it was because it would be a result of 'raging against the x-factor machine' (or that soft twat with the shitty pop song)

Despite the fact that by catapulting such an old and random song to no.1 in the charts, they've exposed it to the lemming mainstream audience, which is surely the opposite of what RATM would want, if they lived up to their name.

eurgh.

I'd like to see Anal Cunt - I Lit Your Baby On Fire in the charts, that would be awesomely hilarious.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 12:16:47


At 12/26/09 02:54 PM, batman64 wrote:
Hey there stranger, nice to see you again.
So the question is, is this a brief hello or are you back?

I believe I should be back if not for a little while for a long time hopefully. Just according to if I have to get back out on the road again lol.

Been keeping pretty busy.

So what is everyones thoughts on "Those whom the gods detest"? New nile album. I personally thought it was a bit repetitive BUT Utterances of the crawling dead was pretty damned amazing.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 13:07:44


How'd we go from power metal to disney movies?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 13:58:39


So I just got Demigod by Behemoth, and am currently in awe of how fuckin great it is.

Slaves Shall Serve is a ridiculously good song, nice and heavy.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 16:10:35


At 12/27/09 02:22 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 12/27/09 01:58 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: So I just got Demigod by Behemoth, and am currently in awe of how fuckin great it is.

Slaves Shall Serve is a ridiculously good song, nice and heavy.
Demigod is the only Behemoth disc I own so far.
I like it a lot.
Good shit man.

If you like Demigod, get The Apostasy and Evangelion. Zos Kis Cultus, too. Those 4 albums are some of Behemoth's best work in my opinion.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 17:27:52


Im gonna be going to the mall to look for the new Immortal and Marduk cd's. I don't know if gf iis getting me the new dark funeral cd.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 17:50:21


I have recently discovered that DragonLord is putting out another album in late 2010, early 2011 (the site said at latest Feburaury). YAAAY!!! Another reason 2010 will be a great year for metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 18:04:56


At 12/27/09 11:33 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 12/26/09 06:48 PM, Coop83 wrote: Well, judging by a quick look at the discography, I've got the first 9 studio albums. The next two aren't as good (The X Factor; Virtual XI), due to the absence of Bruce Dickinson. However, I do like the track Futureal from Virtual XI.
Futureal's not bad but if you're going to listen to the Blaze Bayley-era albums, beware of The Angel and the Gambler. It is hands down the WORST Iron Maiden song!

Coming from a man that hates Killers as an album, I'm quite surprised. I'll be sure to listen out for them when I get the albums. I have now acquired a copy of Brave New World and I can confirm that. I'll get it on the iTunes later today / tomorrow :P

Hard to imagine that there has only been one number 1 single for Maiden voer their entire career. Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter isn't their best single, in all honesty. I much prefer things like Flight of Icarus and The Trooper
Well, the UK charts do blow most of the time.

Yeah. Did you get the irony of Rage Against The Machine? Simon Cowell actually owns a share of Sony Music, so his pockets get deeper as a result of people trying to stick two fingers up to him. Sad.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 20:01:35


At 12/27/09 05:50 PM, Zodir wrote: I have recently discovered that DragonLord is putting out another album in late 2010, early 2011 (the site said at latest Feburaury). YAAAY!!! Another reason 2010 will be a great year for metal.

Very interesting. Now if only Gaahl and King could kill Infernus and take back Gorgoroths name. I don't like there new name God Seed.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 21:25:41


Hey guys I might be getting one of the best internships in the summer. My mom knows the guy that owns Clumbus Percussion and he said he would let me be a intern there for the whole summer! Sweet I'll get paid to play the drums! I don't bout u but that be Metal!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 22:50:00


You lucky bastard! When I tried to learn drums my teacher died so I quit. Now I just do vocals for sex. :3


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-27 23:22:19


At 12/27/09 01:58 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: So I just got Demigod by Behemoth, and am currently in awe of how fuckin great it is.

Slaves Shall Serve is a ridiculously good song, nice and heavy.

The drummer is ridiculously coordinated, and beastly. That's the disc I started on too, it's a good album to start with if you want to get into Behemoth. My favorite songs would be Sculpting the Throne ov Seth and The Reign ov Shemu-Hor.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 01:05:45


At 12/27/09 08:01 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Very interesting. Now if only Gaahl and King could kill Infernus and take back Gorgoroths name. I don't like there new name God Seed.

Infernus IS Gorgoroth.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 01:30:47


I like turtles


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 01:46:49


At 12/28/09 01:30 AM, DrMafesto wrote: I like turtles

Made my day.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 03:20:21


At 12/28/09 01:05 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
At 12/27/09 08:01 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Very interesting. Now if only Gaahl and King could kill Infernus and take back Gorgoroths name. I don't like there new name God Seed.
Infernus IS Gorgoroth.

I think Gorgoroth belongs to Infernus. He's the one who started it and wrote a lot of their stuff.
In fact, it pretty much sucks that these guys didn't stick together. Also, I've just watched the True Norwegian Black Metal documentary... and Gaahl is a sick fuck. He's scary...
And I really like the part when they say he went to school for 18 years and that there was only one other kid at school with him for all these years :P

And also yes... Infernus is Gorgoroth and the others guys should move on to something else.
So this is God Seed? The new band of Gaahl and King?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 03:34:31


sorry for double-post

I've just read that God Seed was not going to really exist because Gaahl wanted to retire from music. So King's band will be called Ov Hell...
well... that's from what I've read on Wikipedia so...

Also, it seems that Gorgoroth's lyrics cannot be found anywhere anymore...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 06:56:24


At 12/27/09 04:10 PM, batman64 wrote:
Demigod is the only Behemoth disc I own so far.
I like it a lot.
Good shit man.

Awesome :D

At 12/27/09 04:10 PM, Zodir wrote: If you like Demigod, get The Apostasy and Evangelion. Zos Kis Cultus, too. Those 4 albums are some of Behemoth's best work in my opinion.

Yea I will thanks mate, Evangelion sounds damn good from what I've heard so far, I'll check out the others too.

At 12/27/09 04:10 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: The drummer is ridiculously coordinated, and beastly. That's the disc I started on too, it's a good album to start with if you want to get into Behemoth.

Damn straight man he's insane, and yea I really like it, gooooooood shit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 09:50:18


I couldn't care less if he retired. I'll take Pest over him any day.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 10:12:08


At 12/27/09 10:50 PM, smeagol1 wrote: You lucky bastard! When I tried to learn drums my teacher died so I quit. Now I just do vocals for sex. :3

Lol don't give up on a insturment u could learn guitar and bass and try to sing at the same time(which I can kinda of do) Plus it could = double the sex ;3


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 11:47:04


At 12/27/09 01:58 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: So I just got Demigod by Behemoth, and am currently in awe of how fuckin great it is.

Slaves Shall Serve is a ridiculously good song, nice and heavy.

Greatest Behemoth album out there. Demigod and Conquer all are two great fucking songs.

Oh, and I want to ask you all, what is the greatest solo you ever heard? Mine has got to be the one in In Defeat from Dew-Scented.

I want to get all of yours, just because I want to hear more awesome solos :D

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 12:45:26


At 12/28/09 03:20 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Also, I've just watched the True Norwegian Black Metal documentary... and Gaahl is a sick fuck. He's scary...

"What inspires Gorgoroth the most?"
"... Ssssatan."

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-28 13:43:16


At 12/27/09 11:48 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: Come to think of it, why the fuck did people want RATM to get to no.1? One my friends told me it was because it would be a result of 'raging against the x-factor machine' (or that soft twat with the shitty pop song)

The main purpose was to prevent the X Factor winner from claiming Christmas No 1. I would have let this alone since I've known the UK charts to be full of shit for years now. However, I'd much rather have RATM being Christmas No 1 than the latest X Factor winner who we'll all forget very shortly. Seriously, do you even hear much else from the winners after they release their single?

Despite the fact that by catapulting such an old and random song to no.1 in the charts, they've exposed it to the lemming mainstream audience, which is surely the opposite of what RATM would want, if they lived up to their name.

RATM were supporting this campaign and so were many other popular bands and artists. What I hated most about this was how it all started on Facebook.

At 12/27/09 05:27 PM, smeagol1 wrote: new Immortal

Be sure to let us know what it's like as last time I asked no-one even answered.

At 12/27/09 06:04 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 12/27/09 11:33 AM, Bahamut wrote: Futureal's not bad but if you're going to listen to the Blaze Bayley-era albums, beware of The Angel and the Gambler. It is hands down the WORST Iron Maiden song!
Coming from a man that hates Killers as an album

I never said I hated Killers. I just stated that Killers has a few fillers. Still a good album, though.