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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 17:17:25


At 12/21/09 05:15 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Meh. I know a chick kinda like that, my ex girlfriend. She pretends to be into pretentious bands but really she enjoys pop music secretly. She's also a bitch.

Yeah, it's a pretty common story when it comes to hipsters. There are really cute, nice girls at my school though. Both of my exes were pretty indie, but only one is sort of a bitch. The other is pretty all-around great.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 17:37:22


At 12/21/09 05:17 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Yeah, it's a pretty common story when it comes to hipsters. There are really cute, nice girls at my school though. Both of my exes were pretty indie, but only one is sort of a bitch. The other is pretty all-around great.

I think my ex is pretty and she has nice moments but in general she's a controlling get whatever she wants bitch. I have pictures, but they're too high quality for to post and I'm sure that you guys would flame the picture or whatever.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 20:10:49


At 12/21/09 04:22 PM, DrMafesto wrote:
A girl on the internet? They put computers in kitchens now?

Ha. Such a perfect comment in that situation

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 20:11:44


At 12/19/09 05:55 PM, DrMafesto wrote: So?
Having diverse tastes is where it's at. Metal 100% of the time sucks, anyway.

Im with the Dr here. Don't get me wrong Im 15 and I think metal is one of the best things but sometimes I just want to listen to Steve Ray Vaughn or Jeff Beck


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 20:32:29


At 12/21/09 08:11 PM, missingjack wrote:
At 12/19/09 05:55 PM, DrMafesto wrote: So?
Having diverse tastes is where it's at. Metal 100% of the time sucks, anyway.
Im with the Dr here. Don't get me wrong Im 15 and I think metal is one of the best things but sometimes I just want to listen to Steve Ray Vaughn or Jeff Beck

what is this all about?
No fucking one. And I really mean NO FUCKING ONE in here has only metal in their playlists...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 20:42:24


At 12/21/09 08:32 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 12/21/09 08:11 PM, missingjack wrote: Im with the Dr here. Don't get me wrong Im 15 and I think metal is one of the best things but sometimes I just want to listen to Steve Ray Vaughn or Jeff Beck
what is this all about?
No fucking one. And I really mean NO FUCKING ONE in here has only metal in their playlists...

Exactly. If you think everyone here is a closed minded tightwad then you're wrong. Metal is influenced by all sorts of music, rock, blues, even jazz and electronic.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 20:43:10


I just started talking to my ex again on Facebook recently, and I'm trying to get her to come back to New York over the course of the next month.

I really do miss her and think about her every day. She is a power and prog metal kind of person, but more importantly, she's also very easy on the eyes.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 20:43:18


And btw... what is this big freakin argument you guys are having over metal girls and girlfriends in general.

Does a girl has to look like a freakin poser goth chick to be into metal? It's funny how you classify people as "indie" or "metal girl" or whatever. My girlfriend doesn't fit in any of these classifications and she's into metal. Not a big fan like me, but I think it's better. I would not like to live with a girl that would be a huge metal fan cause I know that sometimes we would just end up shitting on each others bands, saying how poser, crappy, commercial, corish they are.

Something I have observed though is that I only go out with girls who are into arts. Visual arts most of the time, but also music, reading books and writting poetry or music. These girls are just perfect for me :)

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 20:57:03


At 12/21/09 08:43 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Something I have observed though is that I only go out with girls who are into arts. Visual arts most of the time, but also music, reading books and writting poetry or music. These girls are just perfect for me :)

My ex was like that. Very creative, loved art. There's this hot senior in our class who is the same way too. She's very skinny, into the emo fashion, and overall has a nice curvy body. Anyways, Gory, good luck with getting her back. That's really sweet that you still think of her.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:02:14


At 12/21/09 08:42 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 12/21/09 08:32 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 12/21/09 08:11 PM, missingjack wrote: Im with the Dr here. Don't get me wrong Im 15 and I think metal is one of the best things but sometimes I just want to listen to Steve Ray Vaughn or Jeff Beck
what is this all about?
No fucking one. And I really mean NO FUCKING ONE in here has only metal in their playlists...
Exactly. If you think everyone here is a closed minded tightwad then you're wrong. Metal is influenced by all sorts of music, rock, blues, even jazz and electronic.

I didn't mean it like everyone here listens to metal 100% of the time. Some user back a couple of pages said he listens to only metal, and got mad at some Metal band member for liking a MCR album. I was making a statement that people who like Metal can like other things too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:04:39


At 12/21/09 09:02 PM, DrMafesto wrote: I was making a statement that people who like Metal can like other things too.

No! They can't! It's not allowed!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:19:20


At 12/21/09 09:02 PM, DrMafesto wrote: I didn't mean it like everyone here listens to metal 100% of the time. Some user back a couple of pages said he listens to only metal, and got mad at some Metal band member for liking a MCR album. I was making a statement that people who like Metal can like other things too.

You can't blame him for getting mad about that though, I mean, if you aren't listening to metal you should at least listen to decent music.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:25:06


At 12/21/09 09:19 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You can't blame him for getting mad about that though, I mean, if you aren't listening to metal you should at least listen to decent music.

Decent is not an objective thing.
MCR do nothing for you. They do something for a lot of other people.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:25:51


At 12/21/09 09:25 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/21/09 09:19 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You can't blame him for getting mad about that though, I mean, if you aren't listening to metal you should at least listen to decent music.
Decent is not an objective thing.
MCR do nothing for you. They do something for a lot of other people.

Oh they do something for me alright. Make my ears bleed with their blasphemies. Their fans are deranged.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:33:05


Hey I was trying to say I agree with someone and argument breaks out? wtf also to the guy that said the stuff bout u don't need to have a weird gf to be a good metal fam I agree I like a girl that likes Taylor Swift and this is not chainging how I think of her.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:37:04


At 12/21/09 09:33 PM, missingjack wrote: Hey I was trying to say I agree with someone and argument breaks out? wtf also to the guy that said the stuff bout u don't need to have a weird gf to be a good metal fam I agree I like a girl that likes Taylor Swift and this is not chainging how I think of her.

My ex had a typical teenage girl taste in music and movies but that didn't matter to me.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:37:41


At 12/21/09 09:33 PM, missingjack wrote: Hey I was trying to say I agree with someone and argument breaks out? wtf also to the guy that said the stuff bout u don't need to have a weird gf to be a good metal fam I agree I like a girl that likes Taylor Swift and this is not chainging how I think of her.

*Despairs*


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:42:51


Hey guys let me ask u a metal drumming ? Who is better The Rev from A7X or Brann Dailor I got to go with Brann Dailor from Mastodon cause the guy is one bad man on the drums and vocaling.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:48:02


At 12/21/09 09:42 PM, missingjack wrote: Hey guys let me ask u a metal drumming ? Who is better The Rev from A7X or Brann Dailor I got to go with Brann Dailor from Mastodon cause the guy is one bad man on the drums and vocaling.

Brann Man, definitely. He has three things all crazy metal drumming needs - chops, accuracy, and of course, speed and stamina. He has some fucking amazing fills and drum parts. He's a beast. Best metal drummer has to be Inferno from Behemoth. He blast beats at 280 bpm and the fills are insane.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:55:11


At 12/21/09 09:48 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 12/21/09 09:42 PM, missingjack wrote: Hey guys let me ask u a metal drumming ? Who is better The Rev from A7X or Brann Dailor I got to go with Brann Dailor from Mastodon cause the guy is one bad man on the drums and vocaling.
Brann Man, definitely. He has three things all crazy metal drumming needs - chops, accuracy, and of course, speed and stamina. He has some fucking amazing fills and drum parts. He's a beast. Best metal drummer has to be Inferno from Behemoth. He blast beats at 280 bpm and the fills are insane.

I haven't heard any Behemoth stuff what would u recomend for drum songs for me since I am a drummer? Also Gene Holgan from Dethklok and Strapping Young Lad is a crazy blastbeater.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 21:59:22


At 12/21/09 09:55 PM, missingjack wrote:
At 12/21/09 09:48 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Brann Man, definitely. He has three things all crazy metal drumming needs - chops, accuracy, and of course, speed and stamina. He has some fucking amazing fills and drum parts. He's a beast. Best metal drummer has to be Inferno from Behemoth. He blast beats at 280 bpm and the fills are insane.
I haven't heard any Behemoth stuff what would u recomend for drum songs for me since I am a drummer? Also Gene Holgan from Dethklok and Strapping Young Lad is a crazy blastbeater.

Any Behemoth song showcases his talent, but Slaves Shall Serve is 280 bpm and he still manages fills most drummers couldn't accomplish in a slow song.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 22:15:04


At 12/21/09 09:04 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/21/09 09:02 PM, DrMafesto wrote: I was making a statement that people who like Metal can like other things too.
No! They can't! It's not allowed!

*cough*Taylor Swift*cough*

At 12/21/09 09:19 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 12/21/09 09:02 PM, DrMafesto wrote: I didn't mean it like everyone here listens to metal 100% of the time. Some user back a couple of pages said he listens to only metal, and got mad at some Metal band member for liking a MCR album. I was making a statement that people who like Metal can like other things too.
You can't blame him for getting mad about that though, I mean, if you aren't listening to metal you should at least listen to decent music.

I like that part two :P
Pretty funny XD

At 12/21/09 09:25 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/21/09 09:19 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You can't blame him for getting mad about that though, I mean, if you aren't listening to metal you should at least listen to decent music.
Decent is not an objective thing.
MCR do nothing for you. They do something for a lot of other people.

Oh God, here we go again...

That shit statement would suggest that 50 Cent and Agalloch are on the same level as artists.
FUCK NO !!! There is artistic value. And copying other artists to puke an un-original shit album has no kind of artistic value. So yeah, it's good for some people because they don't know shit about music. That's all.

Agalloch > 50 Cent
Ulver > Pitbull
Black Sabbath > Tokyo Hotel

Some artists just aren't good. No matter if they make music that some idiots will like.
Pitbull makes crap music. It's just a shitload of puke sexism, the one and only reggeaton beat looped. A cheap chorus with no kind of lyrics... cause saying numbers just to fill some space in the track is not a chorus... especially if the chorus comes back 5 times in a 3 minutes title.
If people like it, it's because people are trapped in a cheap musical industry. Instead of making something with an artistic value, just make a ton of shit music, pay a lot of money for it to play on the radio and eventually people will start liking the crap you feed them. They will eventually loose all kind of judgement and intelligence to finally end up being total retards...

But yeah, quality is subjective. So Pitbull = win music :)

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 22:40:12


At 12/21/09 10:15 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: blah blah blah

no, seriously, quality is a subjective term and you can't disprove that. no matter how much you argue, your definition of quality differs from others. "quality" is only decided by individual listener, and is not and will never be universal. end of story.

and stop ranting about the music industry, you sound like a conspiracy theorist who's at tinfoil hat level paranoia.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 22:48:28


At 12/21/09 09:19 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 12/21/09 09:02 PM, DrMafesto wrote: I didn't mean it like everyone here listens to metal 100% of the time. Some user back a couple of pages said he listens to only metal, and got mad at some Metal band member for liking a MCR album. I was making a statement that people who like Metal can like other things too.
You can't blame him for getting mad about that though, I mean, if you aren't listening to metal you should at least listen to decent music.

Like Nev said, decent music is in the eye of the beholder. Some people will love MCR for a long time and think Metal sucks. Of course they are wrong, because as a band I don't like MCR, but I like two MCR songs. :3

Oh God, here we go again...

That shit statement would suggest that 50 Cent and Agalloch are on the same level as artists.
FUCK NO !!! There is artistic value. And copying other artists to puke an un-original shit album has no kind of artistic value. So yeah, it's good for some people because they don't know shit about music. That's all.

No it doesnt. That statement is saying that quality is subjective, people COULD place those on the same level. But thats their opinion, and honestly, I would love to meet that person. I love people with diverse musical tastes because they can find beauty in many genres a lot of close-minded people couldn't. And as far as "levels" of artistry, what makes one artist on a higher level than another? One artist may spend a year making an album, and it could be terrible, whereas one person could make an album in half a year and it could be amazing.

Honestly, what it comes down to is what sounds good. And sometimes that means computer generated notes sound good, too. And with genres varying so vastly today, it's hard to say definitively what genre or artists are better. They are completely different. They can't be compared that way. I used to think the same thing, but honestly, I think that's a little closed minded. Once I grew up a little, I started to see that liking some artists may not be the most popular choice, but if it sounds good, then who cares?


Agalloch > 50 Cent
Ulver > Pitbull
Black Sabbath > Tokyo Hotel

Some artists just aren't good. No matter if they make music that some idiots will like.
Pitbull makes crap music. It's just a shitload of puke sexism, the one and only reggeaton beat looped. A cheap

But yeah, quality is subjective. So Pitbull = win music :)

Exactly, actually.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-22 03:33:49


I got my band, Seven Deadly Sins, on a few internet radio stations, called RockKrusher radio and High Power radio. They are pretty cool people to talk to.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-22 11:09:16


At 12/21/09 10:15 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: *cough*Taylor Swift*cough*

That was me being ironic.


Oh God, here we go again...
That shit statement would suggest that 50 Cent and Agalloch are on the same level as artists.

I actually said nothing about the artistic merit of MCR.
MCR however definately have plenty of artistic merit.

But few of you like them so few will agree with me. Boo, hoo, get over it.

Agalloch > 50 Cent
Ulver > Pitbull
Black Sabbath > Tokyo Hotel

It's always bands you like that have more artistic merit than something else.
Seems a bit fishy to me.

Art is not some one-fold thing. 50 Cent is art. In my opinion its not good art, but its still art none the less and to some people it'll mean something more than it does to me.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-22 11:11:53


At 12/21/09 10:40 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 12/21/09 10:15 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: blah blah blah
no, seriously, quality is a subjective term and you can't disprove that.

Yes I can, proof is that I'm doing it.
I'm not the kind of douche who believes that all is decided by individuals.
You sound like our elementary school teachers saying "every single person in the world is intelligent"

So why do we create words to describe something and give it a precise definition if absolutely EVERYTHING can fit the description?

It's like when you talk about beauty. It is in fact subjective... but to a certain extent. Some people are fucking ugly, no matter what you say, and cannot be in anyway attractive. I'm not talking about thug fags or goth posers. Cause they can be beautiful to someone.
But some people are just UGLY.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-22 11:22:59


At 12/22/09 11:11 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: So why do we create words to describe something and give it a precise definition if absolutely EVERYTHING can fit the description?

Because at the end of the day we all have our own opinions.
And there is a difference between being opinionated and being arrogant (and wrong).

But some people are just UGLY.

To you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-22 11:28:51


I'm gonna try and find a balanced centre in the argument going on here.

I believe in what I like to call the 99.9%" philosophy. The way I see it, most things are subjective. But there are indeed some things out there that a overwhelming majority of people will think. A majority so large that the minority is barely existent. Say, 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999 [etc.] of people think that BrokenCyde are awful. However, say that they have one fan. Ergo, the statement "BrokenCyde are awful" is not conventionally subjective, and yet it can't be said for certain, because they have one fan.

Although I will admit this argument is very unrealistic. BrokenCyde have no fans.

However, I believe Duff's statement about some people being universally considered ugly is false. I think that every single person in the world has something that other people would find attractive about them.

Also, Metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-22 12:15:44


At 12/22/09 11:28 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Although I will admit this argument is very unrealistic. BrokenCyde have no fans.

Believe it or not, my school has brokeNCYDE fans.


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