At 11/30/09 12:38 PM, PenisClown wrote: The traditional definition in the true metal gods tablets is, "Doom metal in which you can prepare a cup of coffee in between snare hits."

So its just slower Trad Doom, but not slow enough to be Drone?

Or is it just slow Doom, be it Trad or Deathy?

And let me tell you something. Dio had nothing to do with the real metal gods and those who wrote these magical tablets. Dio is no god.

It's cause Dio isn't Manowar.

The only thing I like from Dio is Holy Diver.

And thats it!

I don't really loove Dio but i was hoping i could see him live before he dies.
cancer better not fuck that up for me

I've always thought of Funeral Doom as being really slow, brutal death/doom.

Guys, I want to get all your opinions of Cradle of Filth.

Honestly I don't really listen to them that much, but my friend is always showing me them. Some of their songs are pretty good and some of them are kind of shitty IMO. Do you guys consider them to be a REAL black metal band?

Omnium Gatherum - Gravesilence

At 11/30/09 07:29 PM, mothballs wrote: Guys, I want to get all your opinions of Cradle of Filth.

Honestly I don't really listen to them that much, but my friend is always showing me them. Some of their songs are pretty good and some of them are kind of shitty IMO. Do you guys consider them to be a REAL black metal band?

Im not a fan of them but i dont know a lot about them either, from what i believe the general thought is that they are not a real black metal band

At 11/30/09 07:29 PM, mothballs wrote: Honestly I don't really listen to them that much, but my friend is always showing me them. Some of their songs are pretty good and some of them are kind of shitty IMO. Do you guys consider them to be a REAL black metal band?

Labeling them as real black metal is a joke. They're simply mallcore or Hot Topic core because mall rats love them for their "underground obscurity" and other shit they pull out of their asses to be hardcore and brutal, etc.

At 11/30/09 04:02 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 11/30/09 03:54 PM, missingjack wrote: That's also one of the bands that I know that is death metal cause I heard them live and I wanted to hear mor of their stuff and I like it but with old school Im talking bout Megadeth and Slayer(and for those are reading this Slayer is ther god father of Death metal)

Ah, Slayer and Megadeth are not death metal - They are Thrash metal!

Besides the obvious big four of thrash metal(Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer) some other great ones include Kreator, Exodus, Overkill, Artillery, Demolition Hammer, Destruction and Municipal Waste.

These are just some of the more noteable thrash metal bands, but all great none-the-less.

Some other great thrash bands:
Sodom
Testament
Death Angel
Voivod
Flotsam and Jetsam
Coroner
Annihilator
Metal Church
GWAR
Tankard
Sepultura
Stormtroopers of Death
Blood Tsunami
Cyclone Temple
Xentrix
Znowhite
Nuclear Assault
Holy Terror
Reverand
Swashbuckle
Dark Angel
Evile
Mekong Delta
Vio-lence
Forbidden
Hobbs' Angel of Death
Warbringer
Bulldozer
Sacred Reich

And that's my entire library of thrash metal bands, except for the ones already mentioned.

At 11/30/09 07:48 PM, Zodir wrote: listlol

Are we forgetting the greatest?

At 11/30/09 08:52 PM, batman64 wrote: Damn fine list.
As the 4th Horseman I gladly welcome you to Metal Hell.
Welcome to the family.
And please post as often as you can and or like.

Thank you very much, ill probably be able to post quite a bit considering i dont have a lot to do during weekdays other then listen to some metal and hangout on the computer

At 11/30/09 12:38 PM, PenisClown wrote: That's the second name that comes to mind. Because it's the one you always say.

O u.

I ordered some shit for Christmas today. My mom just told me to order some stuff as a gift from her. So I got like eight shirts and a pair of boots. I got a couple of Ulver shirts, a Taake shirt to replace the one that got the side ripped out of it, a Deathspell Omega shirt, a Black Witchery shirt, a Hellhammer shirt, an Exhumed shirt and a Beherit shirt. Plus a free sticker. Jingle belllllllllls.

At 11/27/09 04:02 PM, Nev wrote:

Drone is Metal.
But like with Prog, Thrash and Doom you don't need to say Metal in order for people to know what you're talking about. Whereas Power, for example, sounds retarded with the Metal suffix.

Or maybe that was when you were talking about Slude?

Sludge is perhaps less Metal as its a mixture of Doom Metal and Hardcore Punk. Its like taking the misery of Doom and making it into misantrophy :). Sorta like slower, heavier, more misery and weed-laden Thrash.
And in some cases like Dystopia its apparently more Crust Punk than it is Metal, but I don't really care for that, it sounds Metal enough for me.

Drone is noise influenced minimalist Doom. It's too slow for riffs so its all about the ambience and soundscapes.

Stoner Metal is stuff like Kyuss and Fu Manchu, isn't it? Stoner Doom is just Doom with extra psychedelia.

Man! Better write this somewhere, cause these three genres are the "part" of the metal universe that I really know the less... just to avoid saying not at all :P.

Thanks for the infos :)

At 11/28/09 07:46 PM, Nev wrote:

At 11/27/09 10:38 PM, PenisClown wrote: Folk Metal.... They have a folk influence. And the EP 'The White' is folk. Very nice folk. But I would have to say that Agalloch is a combination of post-rock and black metal.

Meh, I don't care about Agalloch.
They can be what they like :P.

What about... Awesome Metal?

I had this image going through my head when I watched a tv show in french here in Quebec. They were interviewing Loreena McKennit. And... all of a sudden I imagined her walking in a field and one of the guys of Agalloch was standing in the forest like a deer, staring at her.
I just like music like this... music that makes you think about nature...
Awesome :)

At 11/28/09 08:45 PM, missingjack wrote: So who here in this club plays some kind of insturment? Cause I play the drums which is badass.

I play bass and I just love to do the vocals!

At 11/29/09 03:52 AM, burnoutfool wrote: it's kinda annoying when nobody listens to your post.

attention whore.

At 11/29/09 07:50 PM, Zodir wrote: Should I check out Cannibal Corpse? I have several friends telling me to look into them, and I want your guys' opinion on them. If I should check them out, where should I start?

Their best musician obviously is Alex Webster, the bassist. So I would recommand you check out the band Blotted Science, as he is a member of both of these bands.
But Cannibal Corpse... what can I say. they are good, somehow, they make interresting music. I would recommand the album Tomb Of The Mutilated, but other than that, I can't say I really like their stuff. Except for that one track on the album Kill... Time To Kill Is Now. And here is an awesome montage a guy did with the track and a scene from the movie 300. As you listen to it and watch the video, you'll eventually realise that the lyrics fits the scene perfectly :)
Other than this, I don't really like CC, but their vocalist is pretty good, and their bassist is fuckin' great :)

At 11/30/09 07:44 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote:

At 11/30/09 07:29 PM, mothballs wrote: Guys, I want to get all your opinions of Cradle of Filth.

Honestly I don't really listen to them that much, but my friend is always showing me them. Some of their songs are pretty good and some of them are kind of shitty IMO. Do you guys consider them to be a REAL black metal band?

Im not a fan of them but i dont know a lot about them either, from what i believe the general thought is that they are not a real black metal band

That :)

CoF are in fact, not considered as "true metal" at all :P
They are commercial posing goth fags... IMO :)

Favourite record label(s)?

Nuclear Blast over here <3

At 12/1/09 06:16 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Favourite record label(s)?

Earache, fo sho

southern lord has some pretty good bands on it

At 11/30/09 07:29 PM, mothballs wrote: Guys, I want to get all your opinions of Cradle of Filth.

Don't really like their music. I found most of their songs longer than they needed to be and they do a poor job at writing long songs. Then again, you could say the same thing about their shorter songs.

At 12/1/09 06:16 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Favourite record label(s)?

Nuclear Blast over here <3

Considering how many bands I like are with them as well as them letting Rhapsody escape the wrath of Joey DeMaio, my vote has to go with Nuclear Blast as well.

Nuclear Blast, Earache, Century Media and Metal Blade.

yeaaa roy \m/

Entombed - Left Hand Path (Live video)

Nuclear Blast clearly wins really.

At 12/1/09 02:21 PM, AniMetal wrote: Nuclear Blast clearly wins really.

Metal Blade would rape them in there sleep!

Nuclear Blast is my favourite one. I also love their magazine.

At 11/29/09 04:30 PM, Charon wrote:

At 11/29/09 07:12 AM, PenisClown wrote: Listening to Black Pyramid right now. I dig it real good.

ok, i saw this and got the s/t full length

i love you

that is all

I'm listening to their stuff on Myspace. I like it, and the album cover is cool, too.

"Cauldron Born" a metal song with a name straight out of the Prydain Chronicles. The Prydain Chronicles should be made into a series of movies already, what with all these other kid's/family fantasy novels being made into movies. I mean, all it got was the Black Cauldron, which mashed together two books and messed up the story, leaving out a whole bunch of characters, one of them being especially important. oh yeah, and it's totally a Disney cartoon.

At 11/29/09 09:14 PM, Trivium666 wrote: Hey I'm looking for some more funeral doom bands

Esoteric
Wormphlegm
Doom:VS
Skepticism
Monolithe
Ahab

At 11/30/09 11:25 AM, Nev wrote:

At 11/30/09 04:20 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I usually come up with Wormphlegm.

Aren't they Drone?

They are so funeral doom.

At 12/1/09 12:46 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I had this image going through my head when I watched a tv show in french here in Quebec. They were interviewing Loreena McKennit.

My mom likes her stuff.

Their best musician obviously is Alex Webster, the bassist. So I would recommand you check out the band Blotted Science, as he is a member of both of these bands.

hells yes

At 11/30/09 03:23 PM, missingjack wrote: I only know a couple of death metal like Lamb of God and Devil wears Pradea (if there not sorry for the mistake)

yeah, you're forgiven. you want death metal?

Death
Cynic
Atheist
Demilich
Disincarnate
Necrophagist
Sculptured
Illogicist
Edge of Sanity
Obscura

Yo Zodir where's Venom on that list? They are really fucking heavy even heavier than Slayer and thats saying something.

Any members of this club wanna help me with a metal ezine?

If sooooooooo PM me, it'll be fun. :)

At 12/1/09 04:02 PM, AniMetal wrote: Any members of this club wanna help me with a metal ezine?

If sooooooooo PM me, it'll be fun. :)

wat is a metal ezine

At 12/1/09 04:22 PM, missingjack wrote: wat is a metal ezine

Ezine = Online Magazine
Metal = The most awesome thing ever.

At 12/1/09 04:24 PM, AniMetal wrote: Metal = The most awesome thing ever.

???

At 12/1/09 03:26 PM, missingjack wrote: Yo Zodir where's Venom on that list? They are really fucking heavy even heavier than Slayer and thats saying something.

Don't really consider them thrash metal. I list them as proto-black metal. Some of their later stuff may even be considered straight up black metal. And that is why they are not on my ginat list of thrash bands that I listen to.

At 12/1/09 05:12 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 12/1/09 04:24 PM, AniMetal wrote: Metal = The most awesome thing ever.

???

Also arguable.

At 12/1/09 03:05 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: They are so funeral doom.

I can hear it. But I'm in agreement with MA that they're definately Droney too.

At 12/1/09 05:24 PM, Zodir wrote:

Don't really consider them thrash metal. I list them as proto-black metal. Some of their later stuff may even be considered straight up black metal. And that is why they are not on my ginat list of thrash bands that I listen to.

Alright thats cool man