What the fuck is this shit?

Every Time I Die are decent for what they are, but it's not really my kind of music. So I don't know how Buckley's going to do.

I'm not even going to count the Fall Out Boy guys as a negative. Hurley seems to be a very good drummer if this is anything to go by. And I'm almost positive that Trohman can do more than the 3 chords he's used throughout his career up until this point.

Anthrax? Don't get me fucking started on Anthrax.

At 11/26/09 09:43 AM, missingjack wrote:

At 11/26/09 01:23 AM, burnoutfool wrote: sigh, I'm tired of relationships...

Wat happend man?

saying it again sucks...

anyway, I was with someone, they left me because her friends told her to, told me to get my shit out of her place, won't talk to me, and now is dating someone else and probably screwing them nightly too. yay me.

At 11/26/09 03:28 PM, batman64 wrote: Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Be thankful that there is still good metal out there.
Also I am making my first Turkey today, one and a half hours to go.
After I eat gonna smoke a bowl and tell you guys about how I met Accept in 86.
Until then keep it heavy
Peace

Yeah, all you guys have fucking metal Thanksgivings. Let's all go out and slay turkeys!!

Ok so let me tell u guys something funny. my step bro and me want to start a band and I told him dude we have to do metal songs like raining blood and peace sells cause i can do that on double bass. U know wat the joker tells me.. Lets do paramore and jimmy eat world... no joke

At 11/26/09 12:32 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

I'd suggest Lateralus and 10,000 Days to start with, both have a different sound and are equally awesome.

Schism from Lateralus is my favourite fucking song, ever, of any band. I'm not entirely sure why I love it so much, but I do.

And 10,000 Days has the awesome Vicarious, The Pot and Wings For Mary Pt.1 & 2

Dude i recomend Lateralus cause of schism and parabola but instead of 10,000 days which is my first tool album i recommend Aenima bcause of the badassnes of it.

At 11/26/09 10:28 PM, missingjack wrote: Lets do paramore and jimmy eat world... no joke

Man, I'd do Paramore... especially that singer.... oof!

At 11/26/09 10:35 PM, Nev wrote:

At 11/26/09 10:28 PM, missingjack wrote:

Man, I'd do Paramore... especially that singer.... oof!

Ha ure not the only man.

Man tommarow I gotta worl off the turkey sweats by playing this drum stupp im working ong for my other band thingy with my friend cause i only have one bass so he wants me to pretty much pull a brann dailor (the badass mofo drummer from mastodon who I meet) for this song so I guess wish me a brutal good luck guys.

Sry for so many post byt i forgot to say something bout my metal band my friends me are making check out the news on my profile about the first track and our bands name will be the first song Burning Diasator. Sry for the crap spelling.

So apart from meeting the bands, what have you guys gotten thrown to you/picked up at shows? I have Phil Demmel's guitar pick, and a gay little badge from Matt Heafy (which is how i almost shook his hand, being on the rail has its benefits).

Wouldn't mind getting a set-list one day, or a drumstick.

At 11/27/09 12:44 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: So apart from meeting the bands, what have you guys gotten thrown to you/picked up at shows? I have Phil Demmel's guitar pick, and a gay little badge from Matt Heafy (which is how i almost shook his hand, being on the rail has its benefits).

Wouldn't mind getting a set-list one day, or a drumstick.

I was at a show for Eluveitie on Saturday, and I was in the pit, and all of a sudden this shirt for the venue I was at fell into my hand. Does that count?

At 11/26/09 10:58 PM, missingjack wrote:

At 11/26/09 10:35 PM, Nev wrote:

At 11/26/09 10:28 PM, missingjack wrote:

Man, I'd do Paramore... especially that singer.... oof!

Ha ure not the only one.

fix't.

At 11/27/09 12:44 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: So apart from meeting the bands, what have you guys gotten thrown to you/picked up at shows? I

I was part of an assload of people tug of war over Lars's drumstick, I didn't get it though.

At 11/26/09 12:12 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Ponos, you really need to get Snailking and Lucifer Songs.

HAHA! I already got Snailking and I listened to it while I was really high last night. While killing people in Saints Row 2.

And welcome to the new dude who actually posts. good that you dug High on Fire when you saw 'em. They're badass.

High on Fire are the MAD NOTES. I would love to see them as Matt Pike is one of my many heroes.

I think concerts are amazing. Like the greatest thing in the world. You actually get to see your heroes with your own eyes.

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At 11/26/09 10:28 PM, missingjack wrote: Lets do paramore and jimmy eat world... no joke

Some people deserved to be punched in the face. hard.

The only good thing about Paramore is their voaclist. hawtness.

Getting a guitar for christmas, I've been wanting to learn for bloody ages, never had the funds though.

Definately gonna be learning some metal, will obviously take a while though :p

At 11/27/09 07:56 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

Getting a guitar for christmas, I've been wanting to learn for bloody ages, never had the funds though.

Definately gonna be learning some metal, will obviously take a while though :p

Ya that be no joke it took me a good solid week to try and learn raining blood on the drums which was fucking hard. Gool luck learning metal man

Thanksgiving sucked, our turkey had cancer. I think it was Dio.

THAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF HE TURNED INTO A TURKEY, LOL

Lol most suck ass shorts ever.

Paramore - Awesome singer, and not just her body - I like her voice and personality too, but the rest of the band sucks.

Anthrax/Every Time I Die/FOB - Will obviously be a shittie metalcore project, not an actual metal band.

Ensiferum North America Tour - Hypocrisy completely dropped off this tour, and since i've seen Ensiferum, BlackGuard and Swashbuckle all twice before i'm not going(Although I haven't seen Ex Deo yet, I admit)

Municipal Waste - IS GOING TO FUCK ME UP ON TUESDAY DECEMEBER 8TH, anyone ever listen to Brutal Truth, Phobia, Cauldron or Beyond The Line Of Sight? Those four bands are introing for Municipal Waste on the 8th. Also, this show is only ten bucks - win? I THINK SO!

Stuff i've gotten from shows - Toooooo much to list off remembrance, i've gotten a LOT of picks, drumsticks and set-lists over the years. But the only time I ever caught a shirt was a Sonata Arctica shirt when I saw them in '08 with Nightwish,

HELP PL0X - My parents have given me a choice, either see three 20 dollar shows in january 15 minutes away all on weekends or one 65 dollar show two hours away on a tuesday.

The three shows in worcester:

Korpiklaani (I've seen once)
Tyr
Swashbuckle (I've seen twice)
White Wizzard

Nile
Immolation
Krisiun (I've seen twice)
Abigail Williams
Dreaming Dead

Arch Enemy
Exodus (I've seen once)
Arsis
Mutiny Within

And the Boston show, two hours away:
Slayer
Megadeth
Testament
(Haven't seen none of these^)

If you were in my shoes, which would you chose and why?

I need help making up my mind!

Testament - Into The Pit

Hey I know im the new guy but u know wat this club should have? Mustaine and Lombardo day. But jack who they be? Dave Mustaine is the man who made Megadeth and Dave Lombardo be the godfather of double bass. Im just saying

At 11/27/09 12:45 PM, AniMetal wrote: Slayer
Megadeth
Testament

I need help making up my mind!

Slayer
Megadeth
Testament

I need help!

MOTHERFUCKING SLAYER
COCK SHITTING MEGADETH
BALL BUSTIN TESTAMENT

Do you really have to ask?

At 11/27/09 12:45 PM, AniMetal wrote:

Do you really have to ask?

Im too scared to ask

At 11/22/09 10:49 AM, PenisClown wrote:

What music have you guys listened to whilst boning?

I wouldn't say boning...
Maybe more like making love. I show respect for my girlfriend sir :)

Mine are
Images And Words - Dream Theater
An Ancient Muse - Loreena McKennitt
Perdition City - Ulver

I know you asked this question ages ago, but I really like music, and I do like sex two. Both are fucking great together. But Ponos didn't get a lot of answers for his question.

At 11/24/09 02:16 PM, Nev wrote:

Close your eyes and pretend :P.
All you're really doing is watching and enjoying the music.
You don't need to beat the shit out of people to enjoy Exodus. You don't need to fuck corpses for whatever to enjoy Cannibal Corpse.

The ambience of music like CC is agressivity, so this is why people make mosh pits during their show. Ambience is not just in the words of the music, but also in their sound. So when I listen to Funki Porcini, I don't sleep, I feel the ambience of sleepyness.

They're just sounds in your ear, and you get to enjoy them with other people in front of a band you like, who are there playing for you and everyone in the room.

As I said, I should give it a try.

But to make that kind of show I'd need to know a little more about three specific genres
Stoner and Doom.... and em... that Drone thing? what is it exactly? Thanks guys :)

A shitload of suggestions

Thanks man. But what is Drone? It's not metal right? Cause I heard you guys talking about Drone and Drone Metal as two different genres. Or maybe that was when you were talking about Slude?
I'll go check out some infos online, but I trust your words, so if you have any good explanations on what exactly these genres are.

I know what Doom is, I really like bands like Agalloch, but I don't know bands who are straight down Doom Metal. I know stoner metal is... stoner metal :P
but what about Drone and Sludge?

At 11/24/09 05:59 PM, mothballs wrote:

Out of them all, this is easily the band I've been listening to the most for the past week. I'll be honest, my favorite genre is melodic death metal. Just has the emotion, along with the brutality and awesomeness. Still like Insomnium and Kataklysm the best though, but I pretty much been only liking Dark Tranquillity's song "Focus Shift".

I thought they had a very special sound, that made them kind of different. To me, Dark Tranquillity are a very good definition of what Melodic Death Metal is at his best. Along with Kalmah and Wintersun.
What I dislike about MDM is when they fall into poppyness and easy writting parterns with the catchy chorus. A catchy chorus is not bad at all, it just sucks when a band stick to one writting patern and sell-out like All That Remains did :'(

At 11/25/09 02:42 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:

Robert Rich plays, or at least used to play, shows where people would be served tea and sleep while he played his set.

Haha, great stuff! Music is an art that is still full of surprises :)

At 11/25/09 05:17 PM, Nev wrote:

At 11/25/09 03:41 PM, missingjack wrote: What would you consider Slipknot and Korn man?

Gay.

I lol'ed

Korn and Slipknot are not horrible. But far from what really is metal. Well... far from the great metal acts.
Go check out Benighted, Blood Red Throne, Braindrill and Origin. If you don't like them, you are officially un-metal >:(

Cause Metal is all about death anyway.

At 11/25/09 06:18 PM, missingjack wrote:

At 11/25/09 06:09 PM, AniMetal wrote:

Slipknot on the other hand, are the complete opposites and have even claimed that there 4th album is the most brutal album is the most brutal album ever released.

Ok I listened to the new one its good but as brutal as the first one was. Wat do u think is the most brutal album of all time?

Em, I'm not sure... maybe...
Apocalyptic Feasting by Braindrill
or
Antithesis by Origin

Well... not the most brutal albums of all time... but in the Technical Brutal Death Metal scene, they are among my favorites and are still very brutal :)

At 11/25/09 07:37 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 11/25/09 07:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Dio!

He'll fuck cancer, trust me.

FUCK!!!
Dio can't die from cancer.
He's Dio.
This is fucked up.

Dio's destiny is to die fighting Dragons and Dark Knights. Of course he'll survive!
Cancer better be ready for a brutal ass whoop :P

At 11/26/09 04:30 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

I made eye contact with Dave Mustaine, Phil Demmel, and on a slightly gay note, i almost shook hands with Matt Heafy. Oh, and i used to be friends with the drummer from Switchblade, and got myself on his local radio show once.

I made eye contact with Timo Tolkki from Stratovarius. He smiled at me. Epic moment :P

And I made eye contact with the vocalist/guitarist of Kalmah. I was body surfing and fell on the stage. So I looked at him, raised the horns. So he stared at me with is "Swamp" face and I jumped in the crowd. Also Epic moment :P

At 11/26/09 10:35 PM, Nev wrote:

At 11/26/09 10:28 PM, missingjack wrote: Lets do paramore and jimmy eat world... no joke

Man, I'd do Paramore... especially that singer.... oof!

So you really aren't gay? At all? You sure Nev?

Sorry for huge post. My comp is dead, so when I can leave a post, I answer all the posts I can :P

At 11/27/09 12:44 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: So apart from meeting the bands, what have you guys gotten thrown to you/picked up at shows?

Just Joe from Gojira's plectrum.
And some signed shit by DragonForce and James LaBrie.

At 11/27/09 12:45 PM, AniMetal wrote: If you were in my shoes, which would you chose and why?

Megadeth. Because Megadeth.
Megadeth.

... Megadeth.

At 11/27/09 03:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Thanks man. But what is Drone? It's not metal right? Cause I heard you guys talking about Drone and Drone Metal as two different genres.

Drone is Metal.
But like with Prog, Thrash and Doom you don't need to say Metal in order for people to know what you're talking about. Whereas Power, for example, sounds retarded with the Metal suffix.

Or maybe that was when you were talking about Slude?

Sludge is perhaps less Metal as its a mixture of Doom Metal and Hardcore Punk. Its like taking the misery of Doom and making it into misantrophy :). Sorta like slower, heavier, more misery and weed-laden Thrash.
And in some cases like Dystopia its apparently more Crust Punk than it is Metal, but I don't really care for that, it sounds Metal enough for me.

Drone is noise influenced minimalist Doom. It's too slow for riffs so its all about the ambience and soundscapes.

I know what Doom is, I really like bands like Agalloch, but I don't know bands who are straight down Doom Metal.

I don't consider Agalloch Doom. I have them under Folk Metal in my iTunes, but whatever.
Straight up Doom Metal would be your Reverend Bizarre's and Candlemass's. Very Sabbathy.

I know stoner metal is... stoner metal :P

Stoner Metal is stuff like Kyuss and Fu Manchu, isn't it? Stoner Doom is just Doom with extra psychedelia.

So you really aren't gay? At all? You sure Nev?

I'm positive.
I just pretend I'm gay to get guys.

Nev's gay for Smeagol cock. :/ So I have a facebook thingy now.

nickplencner@sbcglobal.net look me up.

At 11/27/09 12:45 PM, AniMetal wrote: Arch Enemy
Exodus (I've seen once)
Arsis
Mutiny Within

If I were in your shoes, I would go to this one, simply because I want to rape the shit out of Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy vocalist) but if you're not like me then please ignore what I just said.

At 11/27/09 12:45 PM, AniMetal wrote: Nile
Immolation
Krisiun (I've seen twice)
Abigail Williams
Dreaming Dead

If what I previously said doesn't apply to you, I would easily choose this one. Nile is one of my favorite Death metal bands (third after Suffocation and Cannibal Corpse), and Immolation is fucking awesome as well. Krisiun is pretty good too, I would see them again even though you've seen them twice already.

Tsjuder - Unholy Paragon

At 11/27/09 04:02 PM, Nev wrote: I don't consider Agalloch Doom. I have them under Folk Metal in my iTunes, but whatever.
Straight up Doom Metal would be your Reverend Bizarre's and Candlemass's. Very Sabbathy.

Folk Metal.... They have a folk influence. And the EP 'The White' is folk. Very nice folk. But I would have to say that Agalloch is a combination of post-rock and black metal.

I know stoner metal is... stoner metal :P

Stoner Metal is stuff like Kyuss and Fu Manchu, isn't it? Stoner Doom is just Doom with extra psychedelia.

Er. Stoner ROCK is stuff like Kyuss and Fu Manchu. Bands I both fucking adore. And stoner doom is taking the blues influence from early Sabbath. Stoner metal is all about the blues.

Speaking of stoner rock, you should listen to my beautiful voice Nev:

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So you really aren't gay? At all? You sure Nev?

I'm positive.
I just pretend I'm gay to get guys.

Speaking of gayness, I'm pretty sure the next album I get will be a Queen album. Was listening to them the other day whilst stoned and pretty sure they kick ass, but I don't have their music on my computer.

I want to ride my bicycle.

At 11/27/09 09:16 PM, batman64 wrote: Life is good.
Yeah , I'm thankful this year.
Keep it heavy.
Peace.

Cool story bro.

At 11/27/09 12:45 PM, AniMetal wrote: If you were in my shoes, which would you chose and why?

Nile
Immolation
Krisiun (I've seen twice)
Abigail Williams
Dreaming Dead

This one. Without a doubt. If not just for Abigail Williams but you also get NILE!? Dude your dumb if you don't go to this one lol

Thanks for your advice guys, i'm going to see if I can convince my parents to bring me to all four shows. :)

So shows i'm going to for certain:
1.) Municipal Waste, Brutal Truth, Phobia, Cauldron and Beyond The Line Of Sight all on Dec. 8th.
2.) Epica, Threat Signal, Blackguard and Agents Of The Paranormal on January 30th
3.) Hammerfall, Powerglove, Frozen and Infinite Descent on March 6th.

Shows I HOPE to go to, but not sure if I can or not:
1.)Ensiferum,Ex Deo,Blackguard, Swashbuckle and Underlying Truth on Dec. 4th (Hypocrisy canceled)
2.) Korpiklaani, Tyr, Swashbuckle and White Wizzard on Jan. 8th
3.) Nile, Immolation, Krisiun, Abigail Williams and Dreaming Dead on Jan. 16th
4.) Arch Enemy, Exodus, Arsis and Mutiny Within on Jan. 23rd
5.) Slayer, Megadeth and Testament on Feb. 14th

So three shows i'm going to for certain, five potential shows. :D How is the rest of you guys's concert future looking for potential goings and positive goings?

Also, Smeagol - Add me on facebook.

Everyone else, add me: smc316@hotmail.com

Yes, I realize that is my old username shutthefuckupnaowkthxbai

Also, some guy from india and I had a huge talk today and we're going to start up a ezine about metal, metal and more metal!

I'll keep you guys in touch as to what becomes of this discussion we had.

Riverside - The Same River - LIVE - Lamest crowd i've ever seen, no one is head banging or even head bobbing, they're all just sort of standing there talking and this is making me angrey.