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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-07 21:13:48


At 11/7/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: why is it that we have the same argument every week?

i can do what the fuck i want regarding my opinions.

You would think that since this is an extreme metal club every week churches would be burned to the ground and people would be murdered brutally and bands would break up and such.

nothing like a tad of tasteless dark humor

Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-07 21:25:47


At 11/7/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: why is it that we have the same argument every week?
i can do what the fuck i want regarding my opinions.

Here, here.

At 11/7/09 09:13 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You would think that since this is an extreme metal club every week churches would be burned to the ground and people would be murdered brutally and bands would break up and such.

The majority in here prefer spliffing up, killing dragons and then being depressed and sombre about the entire endeavour... in a dodgy time signature.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-07 22:28:43


Guys, guys, guys, I'm reading The Fellowship of the Ring. It really is metal and a thrilling engrossing read. Now I'm beginning to understand all this Mordor and Orc stuff. Maybe I'll start to appreciate black metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-07 23:34:30


At 11/7/09 08:56 PM, Nev wrote: Shit is just a general word I'm using for 'meh'.
I don't mean their music is vile and disgusting, meritless and devoid of talent. It's just slang.

Yeah, and slang fails to express intelligent opinions.

You should see the difference between you and the guys that I'm actually talking to. I never saw you bashing any one's tastes in here. In fact, most of the time you are the guy defending other people's tastes. Or at least, you just stay neutral.

At 11/7/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
i can do what the fuck i want regarding my opinions.

And my opinion is that bashing randomly is a meaningless and useless act.
So according to what you are saying.... "I have the right to express it"

And I feel great tonight. I went to visit my future University and the uni's radio is just fucking great. I'm planning on joinning the radio as soon as I'll be starting classes.
The radio is gonna get fuckin brutal !!!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 02:16:37


I don't even like metal that much and I post here, don't sweat the small stuff dude.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 03:39:35


You get used to it. it's like white noise.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 07:20:32


At 11/6/09 07:55 PM, smeagol1 wrote: List of Tr00 black metal

I doubt it, you're a retard.

1349 (before Revelation Of The Black Flame)

Meh. They always wanted to make shitty music. Therefore their black metal albums aren't even good. Or true. Fail.

Mayhem

Well. I'll take De Mysteriis for some very nice trueness. But man I dunno. That album is from '94. Way after the really true stuff. Every kvlt grim black metal fan knows the tv0est bm is from '92.

Burzum

I'd have to say, fuck yes. But lying nazi douche keyboard playing 'sole member because he was such a backstabbing douche he couldn't play music with a real band and play live shows' Count Nutsack is a douche.

Immortal

I'd have to say, fuck yes. And even when they weren't tr00, fuck yes.

Gorgoroth

Fuck yes for two albums. Fail.

Satrycon

Fuck no.

Dark Funeral

No trueness at all. A bit too melodic. And it sounds like it cost more than $100 to make. It's not true like Vlad Tepes.

Darkthrone (before they turned punk ewww)

Fuck yes. And their new shit rules, it is black metal in it's primitive form. Therefore being totally brutal.

You're close, my son.

At 11/7/09 01:24 PM, Getpwnt wrote: So can I join Bands I like are

1. Opeth
2. Dream Theater
3. Cannibal Corpse
4. Mastodon
5. Testament
6. Strapping Young Lad
7. Pantera
8. Behemoth
9. Napalm Death
10. Vader

Is that good enough?

Yep. COOL FOR YOU :D:D:D

At 11/7/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: why is it that we have the same argument every week?

Because Duff is a douche. I KEEP SAYING THIS AND YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME.

Duff, the shit you say makes me picture you as a fat 50 year old blonde woman eating cake.
And that's not just because I'm high as balls.

SO I JUST FUCKING COMPLETED BRUTAL LEGEND'S STORY MODE. IT WAS BRUTAL AND SWEET AND THE SOUNDTRACK WAS KICK ARSE. AND OZZY AND LEMMY WERE BRUTAL AND FUNNY AND KICKED ARSE. FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Alright nizzaz.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 07:44:01


I only started it last night. The campaign is pretty fucking short. But still awesome.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 08:16:00


At 11/8/09 07:44 AM, PenisClown wrote: I only started it last night. The campaign is pretty fucking short. But still awesome.

I plan on buying it shortly.

... Right after I get tired of Borderlands :p


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 09:06:14


At 11/7/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: why is it that we have the same argument every week?

My arguments with Duff are rather new. Well, for myself at least as I barely know anything about black metal. All I've learnt so far is that symphonic black metal is apparently not very welcomed amongst the underground fans.

At 11/7/09 09:25 PM, Nev wrote: killing dragons

Definitely not something I'd want to do.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 09:34:42


Ok... that's it... I got to admit, I am a Metalcorefag, I love Trivium, Bullet for My Valentine, All that Remains, Killswitch Engage, The Human Abstract, As I Lay Dying, August burns Red, Shadows Fall and almost every metalcore band that exist... I can't talk about Metal without make reference to Metalcore... because that's my wave... and I won't hide myself much longer, I am a true metalcore fan... it's like I am The Unwise "Metalcore" Poet... fuck! fuck! fuck!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 10:19:01


At 11/8/09 08:16 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
... Right after I get tired of Borderlands :p

You won't. Borderlands is amazing, well until Tuesday.

COD Modern Warfare 2 fuck yes. It'll be the most metal game out there for a while.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 10:27:09


At 11/8/09 09:34 AM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: Ok... that's it... I got to admit, I am a Metalcorefag,

Why?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 11:20:09


At 11/8/09 09:34 AM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: Ok... that's it... I got to admit, I am a Metalcorefag, I love Trivium, Bullet for My Valentine, All that Remains, Killswitch Engage, The Human Abstract, As I Lay Dying, August burns Red, Shadows Fall and almost every metalcore band that exist... I can't talk about Metal without make reference to Metalcore... because that's my wave... and I won't hide myself much longer, I am a true metalcore fan... it's like I am The Unwise "Metalcore" Poet... fuck! fuck! fuck!

I'd like to point out that you practically just committed Metal Hell blasphemy. Hell, you did just spout blasphemy. Even I'm not stupid enough to do that...yet.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 11:36:19


Poet, i'd just like to point out that using the fact you are a teenager and that teenagers love core is a pretty bullshit excuse.

I mean, almost all(Not bill, lol) of the members in this club are teenagers themselves, or so young of adults that they might as well be consider teens.

Yet we all hate metalcore, because we all broke free of the media run trends.

I mean, that's what a 'wave' is - A trend.

That is not an excuse for liking a genre of music. If you don't like The Beatles your opinion shouldn't automatically change if you hear the beatles on the radio because their famous.

Whatever.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 12:04:30


At 11/8/09 11:36 AM, AniMetal wrote: Poet, i'd just like to point out that using the fact you are a teenager and that teenagers love core is a pretty bullshit excuse.

I did not say that... I love metalcore period...


I mean, almost all(Not bill, lol) of the members in this club are teenagers themselves, or so young of adults that they might as well be consider teens.

Yet we all hate metalcore, because we all broke free of the media run trends.

I mean, that's what a 'wave' is - A trend.

That is not an excuse for liking a genre of music. If you don't like The Beatles your opinion shouldn't automatically change if you hear the beatles on the radio because their famous.

Whatever.

Helloween - Ride The Sky

I don't like all core, I like metalcore, and it's not because I am a teenager, I just love it, Metalcore touch me in all the ways, hate, love, religion... everything, it's just so melodic, fast, breakdowns probably too much but depend which band you're hearing, some times I just listen to some Trivium song and say to myself... what... the... fuck... exist excelent metalcore stuff, and all the shit I compose too it's all Metalcore with Black, Thrash or Death influences...

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 12:41:34


At 11/8/09 11:36 AM, AniMetal wrote:

Yet we all hate metalcore, because we all broke free of the media run trends.

I mean, that's what a 'wave' is - A trend.

Its funny because hating metalcore is a bigger trend than the genre itself.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 13:01:07


Im really getting into folk metal mainly those of Norse theme.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 13:15:28


At 11/8/09 12:41 PM, DeIirium wrote: Its funny because hating metalcore is a bigger trend than the genre itself.

Go to warped tour next year and tell me that the hate the metal community has for metalcore is bigger than the metalcore community.

Do it, I dare you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 13:23:45


At 11/8/09 11:36 AM, AniMetal wrote: I mean, that's what a 'wave' is - A trend.

No, its not.
Is the New Wave of British Heavy Metal a trend? Cause thats been going for fucking ages now :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 13:26:27


At 11/8/09 01:15 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 11/8/09 12:41 PM, DeIirium wrote: Its funny because hating metalcore is a bigger trend than the genre itself.
Go to warped tour next year and tell me that the hate the metal community has for metalcore is bigger than the metalcore community.

Do it, I dare you.

What i mean is that i find it ironic that so many people who listen to metal call people who like metalcore "posers"and such things, even though a poser is somebody who is trying to fit in, and the metalcore haters are trying to fit in more than the people who listen to metalcore.
Its stupid anyway that people see metal as some kind of community that you can be a member of only if you listen to the right bands.
There's no such thing as "true metal" and "false metal". It sounds like a bunch of stupid bullshit from a Manowar song.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 13:36:09


At 11/8/09 01:26 PM, DeIirium wrote: There's no such thing as "true metal" and "false metal". It sounds like a bunch of stupid bullshit from a Manowar song.

Thats cause it is.
Theres Manowar. And theres False Metal.
And thats fact!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 13:57:04


At 11/8/09 01:23 PM, Nev wrote: Is the New Wave of British Heavy Metal a trend? Cause thats been going for fucking ages now :P.

I don't even consider that a legitimate genre. :P

So i've been researching pirate metal bands since I saw both Swashbuckle and Alestorm in this past week and.....I think I have a complete list of metal bands who are pirate themedwho have albums out.

The ones you all know:
Running Wild - Like a million albums
Swashbuckle - Two albums
Alestorm - Two albums

The ones no one has heard of:

Skull Branded Pirates - One album - Power Metal, Folk Metal
Los Pirates - One album - Power Metal
Verbal Deception - One album - Death Metal, Folk Metal
Dom Vetrov - One album - Folk Metal
Cauldron Black Ram - One album - Black Metal, Death Metal
Abordazh - One album - Power Metal

I've also listened to Scuurvy(power metal) and Pirates of Acheron(Thrash Metal) whom both have their first albums coming out sometime next year.

So yeah, as you guys can tell - I have way to much time on my hands.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 13:59:53


At 11/8/09 01:57 PM, AniMetal wrote: I don't even consider that a legitimate genre. :P
At 11/8/09 01:57 PM, AniMetal wrote: I don't even consider that a legitimate genre. :P

Heavy Metal is a genre. There was a wave of British HM in the 70s.
That wasn't a trend as those bands are still huge names in Metal.

So i've been researching pirate metal bands

Oh, and Pirate Metal is a legitimate genre?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 14:08:00


At 11/8/09 01:59 PM, Nev wrote: Heavy Metal is a genre. There was a wave of British HM in the 70s.
That wasn't a trend as those bands are still huge names in Metal.

I know, but the fact that it's impossible to be a "heavy metal" band today makes it seem like it's not even a genre.

Most of those bands could be classified as power metal or thrash metal IMO.

I think Heavy Metal is just the universal term used to describe all metal bands, period.

I don't consider it a genre.


So i've been researching pirate metal bands
Oh, and Pirate Metal is a legitimate genre?

No, if you looked next to the band names I wrote there genres.

It's easier to say "Pirate metal" than "Pirate themed metal bands that can be power metal, thrash metal, death metal or folk metal"

Just like how people say "Viking Metal" instead of "Metal that has viking themed lyrics!"


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 14:19:28


At 11/8/09 02:08 PM, AniMetal wrote: Most of those bands could be classified as power metal or thrash metal IMO.

I think Heavy Metal is just the universal term used to describe all metal bands, period.

I don't consider it a genre.

Well you're wrong.

Look at Iron Maiden? They're not Power or Thrash.
Manowar? A bit Powery at times, but on the whole they're not, especially their early stuff.
Slough Feg could be considered HM.
Motorhead.
Saxon
Judas Priest


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 15:39:48


At 11/8/09 02:19 PM, Nev wrote:
At 11/8/09 02:08 PM, AniMetal wrote: Most of those bands could be classified as power metal or thrash metal IMO.

I think Heavy Metal is just the universal term used to describe all metal bands, period.

I don't consider it a genre.
Well you're wrong.

Look at Iron Maiden? They're not Power or Thrash.
Manowar? A bit Powery at times, but on the whole they're not, especially their early stuff.
Slough Feg could be considered HM.
Motorhead.
Saxon
Judas Priest

I agree with Nev here. Iron Maiden isn't thrash or power, and same with Saxon and Judas Priest. They don't fit into any other genre except standard metal. I just consider them straight up metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 16:02:56


At 11/8/09 01:26 PM, DeIirium wrote:
What i mean is that i find it ironic that so many people who listen to metal call people who like metalcore "posers"and such things, even though a poser is somebody who is trying to fit in, and the metalcore haters are trying to fit in more than the people who listen to metalcore.
Its stupid anyway that people see metal as some kind of community that you can be a member of only if you listen to the right bands.
There's no such thing as "true metal" and "false metal". It sounds like a bunch of stupid bullshit from a Manowar song.

What you say is just right, I entirely agree with you... That's just my thoughts exacly, it's lame not everybody think like you...


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 16:22:44


At 11/8/09 03:39 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: You get used to it. it's like white noise.

Really?

At 11/8/09 07:20 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 11/6/09 07:55 PM, smeagol1 wrote: List of Tr00 black metal
I doubt it, you're a retard.

That is totally not prooving my point...

Because Duff is a douche. I KEEP SAYING THIS AND YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME.

You keep saying a lot of retarded stuff and you DID proove that you are a douche.


Duff, the shit you say makes me picture you as a fat 50 year old blonde woman eating cake.
And that's not just because I'm high as balls.

And the things you say makes you look exactly like who you are. A stupid 16 years old stupid elitist metalhead. You are a retarded stoned dumbass with too much self-confidence and even when you get owned you stay blind as a retarded mole.
I know you feel sad because you recognize yourself in the descriptions I've made in my previous posts of these pretentious metalheads.

At 11/8/09 09:06 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 11/7/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: why is it that we have the same argument every week?
My arguments with Duff are rather new. Well, for myself at least as I barely know anything about black metal. All I've learnt so far is that symphonic black metal is apparently not very welcomed amongst the underground fans.

I think Symphonic Black Metal can be good. Maybe SBM as too many gay Icon bands...
like Cradle Of Filth and Dimmu Borgir.
But bands like Illnath, Abigail Williams, Anthelion and The Kovenant are awesome SBM bands :)

At 11/8/09 09:34 AM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: Ok... that's it... I got to admit, I am a Metalcorefag, I love Trivium, Bullet for My Valentine, All that Remains, Killswitch Engage, The Human Abstract, As I Lay Dying, August burns Red, Shadows Fall and almost every metalcore band that exist... I can't talk about Metal without make reference to Metalcore... because that's my wave... and I won't hide myself much longer, I am a true metalcore fan... it's like I am The Unwise "Metalcore" Poet... fuck! fuck! fuck!

I can't see people complainning about The Human Abstract and All That Remains, because they are both very good bands with very good musicians.

So yeah... even if you are a core-fag...
some of us also are members of Nu-Metal/Metalcore crew... so you don't have anything to be embarassed about :)

At 11/8/09 11:36 AM, AniMetal wrote:
I mean, that's what a 'wave' is - A trend.

Trends are not all bad...
There as been waves of Thrash Metal in the 80's. It's not making bands like Megadeath poor bands...

At 11/8/09 01:59 PM, Nev wrote:
Oh, and Pirate Metal is a legitimate genre?

Fuck no!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-11-08 16:27:45


At 11/8/09 04:22 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Really?

White noise can be totally sweet.

Check out some Merzbow :D.

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