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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 19:45:09


A guy I know from Bloodstock was on Metal Sucks too. Just because he has an emoy haircut and is wearing a Carcass shirt. Therefore he is supposedly a poseur, despite him not actually listening to any emo stuff at all and being genuinely into Metal.

These people are snobs who want to delude themselves into thinking they're more Metal than other people, or somehow better.
We all know these same people are probably all nerds too afraid to grow their hair awesomely long and sexy ;).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 19:49:06


At 9/3/09 07:45 PM, Nev wrote:
We all know these same people are probably all nerds too afraid to grow their hair awesomely long and sexy ;).

Hail!

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 20:02:30


I don't think I can forgive you. Don't think I will. Don't think I'll even bother trying to do anything else now. You pissed me off really bad. I had to go shoot some guns just to calm the fuck down. I was considering doing a better job at it WITH a band. But fuck it, way i see it you'll just laugh at me call me a village idiot again. whats the point of it.
I did it for the fact that I liked the sound,the song and the atmosphere. It was the first time I ever tried something like that but dickhead had to post it. Now my day is ruined.

I went and told my freinds they think it's hillarious and stated that they should do it with me and we could make millions witht hem just laughing at me. I seriously wanted to kill you. But I figure if we ever have an OFFICIAL NG Metal Hell meet up. I'll just humiliate you there makeing you look like the rat assed bastard you are.

Now then lets go on.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 20:03:31


At 9/3/09 06:40 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You can't tell someone how to react...

I swear you have aspergers sometimes.

and you guys tried to humiliate him...

I have nothing against smeagol at all but some people on the internet finding his video funny isn't the end of the world.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 20:17:10


At 9/3/09 08:02 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I don't think I can forgive you. Don't think I will. Don't think I'll even bother trying to do anything else now.

Criticism and abuse is part of success.
If you were in a band and you were playing in bars and shit you'd get fucking awful shit thrown at you (and maybe some actual stuff thrown at you).
You've got to be thick skinned and be able to take it without breaking down and letting it bother you.

Dude, it was a bad video. Duff and me and addressed the quality of your vocals.
And you weren't wearing a shirt which just looks desperate and lame.

You made an effort and got critised. Now go improve instead of accepting defeat and crying.

But I figure if we ever have an OFFICIAL NG Metal Hell meet up. I'll just humiliate you there makeing you look like the rat assed bastard you are.

Should totally have it in England.

... it's the home of Metal after all... <_<... >_>... <_<


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 20:28:58


At 9/3/09 08:02 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I don't think I can forgive you. Don't think I will.

Don't you remember the teachings of Jesus? Forgiveness is key.

oh wait you hate all judeo-christian religions
Don't think I'll even bother trying to do anything else now.

Because some people criticized you? If everyone quit playing music because they were criticized, there would be no music. Period. Duff and Nev gave you pointers on how to scream better (and how to dress properly), so take their advice and improve, rather than managing your anger poorly and plotting revenge.

is my post a paraphrasing of nev's? yes. do i care? no.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 20:52:39


At 9/3/09 08:28 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
Because some people criticized you? If everyone quit playing music because they were criticized, there would be no music. Period. Duff and Nev gave you pointers on how to scream better (and how to dress properly), so take their advice and improve, rather than managing your anger poorly and plotting revenge.

is my post a paraphrasing of nev's? yes. do i care? no.

I guess your right. I know I can do better than I did. I even tried it. I'll use a better sound system when I do it. If Idio posts it there again I demand to have his horsemen status.(I forget if he is a horsemen or not btw) But other than that I forgive him somewhat.

Still don't mean your safe asshat. :3

But yeah I guess I'll take sometime practiceing and actually screaming when no ones home. Maybe even redo the video. Infact I am, Im determined to be sucessful. This whole experience has been a painful one.

; Did I ever mention I have a stuttering issue? Yeah I was born with that.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 20:59:06


lol This is good stuff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 21:24:10


Well, when I said scream for real, I was not talking about destroying your lungs. But pushing the air with power out of your lungs. So yeah it's screaming... but not like random core fags would do.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 21:30:06


If it doesn't hurt, its means you don't mean it enough!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 21:35:51


At 9/3/09 09:30 PM, Nev wrote: If it doesn't hurt, its means you don't mean it enough!

On this subject, is there a way to scream without hurting your throat?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-03 22:20:42


I never said village idiot though. They did that whole thing.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 02:00:39


At 9/3/09 08:02 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I don't think I can forgive you.

If you love doing it, fuck what people think unless they give you advice or something on how to improve, no matter what there's always gonna be someone that will make fun of you for doing something you love. You already said you didn't really know how to do the vocals and were told some tips, so practice those tips, get better at vocals, do more covers, write your own stuff, whatever you want.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 02:41:28


At 9/3/09 09:35 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 9/3/09 09:30 PM, Nev wrote: If it doesn't hurt, its means you don't mean it enough!
On this subject, is there a way to scream without hurting your throat?

I'm pretty sure that's how people growl, like Mikael Akerfeldt, otherwise he wouldn't be able to do it like he does for 15 years. I think it's crazy though, how he went from this to this just from one album to the next. Vocally. But i know not how to do it. I think you have to do it from the stomach, but I don't know how.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 05:01:14


At 9/4/09 02:41 AM, jew193 wrote: I think you have to do it from the stomach

diaphragm

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 05:23:00


VOTE HERE FOR YOUR NEW HORSEMEN!!!!!!!!!!
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he did post it on YouTube, that was his choice, but posting it on MetalSucks was pointless and cruel. I can't see any good reason to act like that.

I agree with Duff and that was quite unnecessary and assholish to do... HOWEVER, it isn't Smeagol's right to complain as ONCE YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET IT BELONGS TO THE INTERNET, NOT TO YOU.

Also, he doesn't even suck that bad. I've hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd way worse.

Plus that saliva-ie sound in his voice is neat.

At 9/3/09 09:30 PM, Nev wrote: If it doesn't hurt, its means you don't mean it enough!

*Insert sexual innuendo here*

At 9/3/09 08:17 PM, Nev wrote: ... it's the home of Metal after all... <_<... >_>... <_<

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no.

In fact besides Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath I can't think of any real metal bands from the England(Now Ireland on the other hand...)

VOTE HERE FOR YOUR NEW HORSEMEN!!!!!!!!!!
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VOTE HERE FOR YOUR NEW HORSEMEN!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 06:59:25


That was fucking hilarious.

Also, Nazxul's new album is disappointing.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 09:35:47


I guess I'm partly to blame for bringing up the Metal Sucks article on smeagol. Ah well.

At 9/3/09 02:31 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax might tour together.

If this ever happens, I sure hope I can attend one of their concerts. This would definitely be something to remember. First, though, we need Anthrax to have a vocalist who won't back out a year later.

At 9/3/09 04:02 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/3/09 10:19 AM, Bahamut wrote: Also, I acquired Opeth's Morningrise today.
(Sorta) Yeeey!

I thought it was the best Opeth album to get next. What's left now are Orchid, Deliverance, Damnation and Watershed.

At 9/3/09 06:40 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: he did post it on YouTube, that was his choice, but posting it on MetalSucks was pointless and cruel. I can't see any good reason to act like that.

So, what are your thoughts on ED where MANY people are made fun of over there?

At 9/3/09 08:03 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 9/3/09 06:40 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You can't tell someone how to react...
I swear you have aspergers sometimes.

Maybe not him but I certainly have this disability.

At 9/3/09 08:52 PM, smeagol1 wrote: If Idio posts it there again I demand to have his horsemen status.

In your fucking dreams.

At 9/4/09 02:41 AM, jew193 wrote: I think it's crazy though, how he went from this to this just from one album to the next.

Funny because I noticed the difference in the vocals right away when I first listened to Morningrise yesterday.

At 9/4/09 05:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: VOTE HERE FOR YOUR NEW HORSEMEN!!!!!!!!!! x10

Why is it you who's doing this?

In fact besides Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath I can't think of any real metal bands from the England(Now Ireland on the other hand...)

Goddammit AniMetal, you didn't even mention Judas Priest or Motörhead.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 09:39:24


At 9/4/09 09:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: Goddammit AniMetal, you didn't even mention Judas Priest or Motörhead.

or the fact that metal CAME from the UK.

or an entire movement named because of the UK (NWOBHM, duh).

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 10:00:39


At 9/4/09 09:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: I thought it was the best Opeth album to get next. What's left now are Orchid, Deliverance, Damnation and Watershed.

In order of awesomeness:

1. Orchid
2. Watershed
3. Damnation (The acoustic one right?)
4. Deliverance.

So, what are your thoughts on ED where MANY people are made fun of over there?

I love ED but it's mostly just /b/ bullshit and that's fucking harmless.

Maybe not him but I certainly have this disability.

What the fuck is it exactly?

I thought it was believing cartoon characters were real and dating them.
In fact besides Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath I can't think of any real metal bands from the England(Now Ireland on the other hand...)

Only the best and hardcorest metal band in the world!

CRADLE OF FILTH!!!!

Fail.
Goddammit AniMetal, you didn't even mention Judas Priest or Motörhead.

Motörhead > Judas Queef.

Smeagol, shutup.

Right meow.

American was the first place to play metal wrong when you think about it.

Thoughts?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 11:55:18


Motorhead and Judas queef(lol) are both ok I guess, I just never really knew where they are from.

And CoF sucks cock.

I can think of one more UK band, Warpath. But that's it.

The UK started traditional metal. That was it.

All other genres of metal started in the US, Norway, Sweden, Finland and germany. And I don't really consider NWOBHM an official genre.

Also anyone who says the US ruined metal obviously isn't a fan of much thrash, death or prog. metal as the US is basically where these three genres started.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 12:00:40


Double post, missed this post.

At 9/4/09 09:35 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 9/3/09 02:31 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax might tour together.

Lol Anthrax.

I understand why the other three are famous but why are Anthrax famous again? I haven't heard a single song by them that was close to decent, let alone seemed like something that inspired a lot of thrash metal.

Why is it you who's doing this?

Someone has to do it.

And it's not like I nominated myself to the list of potentials or anything so I see why not.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 13:36:22


At 9/4/09 05:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: In fact besides Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath I can't think of any real metal bands from the England(Now Ireland on the other hand...)

We try not to blow our own horn.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 14:11:46


At 9/4/09 05:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: In fact besides Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath I can't think of any real metal bands from the England(Now Ireland on the other hand...)

Venom?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 14:17:07


What would Goat Christ do?!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 15:23:59


At 9/4/09 03:00 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Randall Flagg is not amused.

That album looks pretty horrible, to be perfectly honest.

At 9/4/09 01:36 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: We try not to blow our own horn.

Lol I said England, all those bands are from Ireland and Scottland.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 15:54:29


At 9/4/09 09:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: I thought it was the best Opeth album to get next. What's left now are Orchid, Deliverance, Damnation and Watershed.

I'd have put Damnation way up there :).

And it's not acoustic. Its just clean. Its still electrified.

At 9/4/09 03:23 PM, AniMetal wrote: Lol I said England, all those bands are from Ireland and Scottland.

Ryan is from Ireland. He was defending your argument that no Metal bands come from there.

Deeerp!

Also yes, Europe has done a lot for Metal.
Where would Power Metal be without Helloween?
Where would Doom be without Cathedral, etc?
Where would Melo-Death be with those gay Swedish bands?

The answer is no where if it wasn't for Maiden and Sabbath.

We invented Metal. Even Manowar admit that.
We win. Fuck off :P!

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 16:02:51


At 9/4/09 03:54 PM, Nev wrote: Ryan is from Ireland. He was defending your argument that no Metal bands come from there.

Oh, I thought he misunderstood me and was posting bands from all over the UK.


Also yes, Europe has done a lot for Metal.

Oh, of course.

Europe has produced a FUCKLOAD of awesome bands, I was just saying that compared to the rest of Europe and the US that the UK hasn't really produced any new bands sicne the late 70's more or less.

Where would Melo-Death be with those gay Swedish bands?

Where would any metal be if it weren't for those gay swedish bands?

In a better place, that's where. :333


The answer is no where if it wasn't for Maiden and Sabbath.

This is true.


We invented Metal.

I beg to differ. England only invented traditional metal like Maiden and Sabbath.

Not a single of the other COUNTLESS number of metal genres were made in England.

It's like saying you've MASTERED a video game if you've only beat it once on easy.

Even Manowar admit that.

Lol want some cheese?

We win. Fuck off :P!

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 16:20:53


At 9/4/09 03:00 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 9/4/09 12:00 PM, AniMetal wrote: Lol Anthrax.

I understand why the other three are famous but why are Anthrax famous again? I haven't heard a single song by them that was close to decent, let alone seemed like something that inspired a lot of thrash metal.
Randall Flagg is not amused.

You've read The Stand/Dark Tower series?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-04 16:30:35


At 9/4/09 04:02 PM, AniMetal wrote: I beg to differ. England only invented traditional metal like Maiden and Sabbath.

Carcass were an early Death/Grind band.
Gothic Metal was invented here with My Dying Bride, Anathema, Paradise Lost.
Sludge was heavily British with Iron Monkey and all the folk from Yorkshire.

Not a single of the other COUNTLESS number of metal genres were made in England.

Okay :P.

It's like saying you've MASTERED a video game if you've only beat it once on easy.

It's not at all.
Allow me to help you out.
It's like saying you built a house just because you layed the foundations.

A much better analogy.
But it still remains that we made those foundations and everything happened because of that. Had we not, someone else might of. But we'll never know.

And America have given the Metal world Trivium and Lamb of God.
Nothing you do can absolve that!


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