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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 15:35:27


At 3/24/09 03:32 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
At 3/24/09 12:23 AM, burnoutfool wrote: psycroptic? nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

dont check out psycroptic...well their new stuff...their old stuff is ok.
Why not? It's a hell of a lot better than a lot of other Tech Death bands out there.

They're one of the best IMO.

one of the best before their new album...Im not a fan of the new shit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 17:26:18


yo metalheads. i think i already posted something here.. but i can't find it in my posts.. so here i go again :p
i listen to many sorts of metal.

bands i like are: (not listed by ranking)

Blotted Science - progressive (they can give me a relaxed feel, or really pump me up.)
Finntroll - folk metal (their songs are fun to listen to.)
Korpiklaani - also folk metal (while not as good as Finntroll, it's still pretty good.)
Dimmu Borgir - melodic black metal (i must agree that their vocals aren't the best about it, but the guitars and especially the drums make me cream.)
Powerglove - speed/video game metal (the drums suck but the guitars are awesome, my fave are tetris and mario)
Apocalyptica - ...cello metal? (it's awesome that you can make such awesome music with just cello's.)
Therion - gothic metal (well, sometimes i enjoy the music, although the female voices sometimes bug me.)
Alestorm - scottish pirate metal (xp) (don't take their lyrics serious, it's all about fun!)
Sepultura - ....metal? (well.. yeah, they're not my favourite band but they're okay.)
Nirvana - grunge (it counts right?)
Dethklok - [some say melodic] death metal (it has the brutality of deathmetal, but you can still comprehend the lyrics.., sortof. oh, i laugh my ass off with the lyrics.)

i have been jumping around about 10 pages (yeah, what did you think? 1834 pages!) , and i was surprised that nobody mentioned Dethklok. how can you not mention it, in all it's awesomeness? and for the ones who don't know them: SHAME ON YOU! DICKHEADS! they're from a metal-ass show called metalocalypse, it's so brutal it'll make your face melt and your anus bleed. but i'm sure you guy's will know them. :D
so, ehh am i being accepted? D8


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 17:34:45


At 3/24/09 05:26 PM, Breaktroll wrote: Blotted Science - progressive (they can give me a relaxed feel, or really pump me up.)

Never heard of them, i'll check em out.

Finntroll - folk metal (their songs are fun to listen to.)
Korpiklaani - also folk metal (while not as good as Finntroll, it's still pretty good.)

Yes, Folk metal wins.

Although Korpiklaani's latest album is absolute shit.

Dimmu Borgir - melodic black metal (i must agree that their vocals aren't the best about it, but the guitars and especially the drums make me cream.)

They are metal and acceptable to join with, but I personally don't think they are very good.

Powerglove - speed/video game metal (the drums suck but the guitars are awesome, my fave are tetris and mario)

Lol video game metal.

Apocalyptica - ...cello metal? (it's awesome that you can make such awesome music with just cello's.)

Sure.

Therion - gothic metal (well, sometimes i enjoy the music, although the female voices sometimes bug me.)
Alestorm - scottish pirate metal (xp) (don't take their lyrics serious, it's all about fun!)
Sepultura - ....metal? (well.. yeah, they're not my favourite band but they're okay.)

Great.

Nirvana - grunge (it counts right?)

Overrated and not metal.

Dethklok - [some say melodic] death metal (it has the brutality of deathmetal, but you can still comprehend the lyrics.., sortof. oh, i laugh my ass off with the lyrics.)

Whatever, acceptable.

so, ehh am i being accepted? D8

Pretty much, just wait for a horseman to accept you in a bit.

But to be safe you may want to list one or two more metal bands.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 17:39:06


At 3/24/09 05:26 PM, Breaktroll wrote: i have been jumping around about 10 pages (yeah, what did you think? 1834 pages!) , and i was surprised that nobody mentioned Dethklok. how can you not mention it, in all it's awesomeness? and for the ones who don't know them: SHAME ON YOU! DICKHEADS! they're from a metal-ass show called metalocalypse, it's so brutal it'll make your face melt and your anus bleed. but i'm sure you guy's will know them. :D

Dethklok is funny, but they should not be taken serious as a band. Their just putting out music for the sake of comedic purposes. I in fact did like the Dethalbum, and am waiting for the Dethalbum V.2...damn that brendon small.

so, ehh am i being accepted? D8

I wouldnt see why not...you have quite a grasp on what is and is not metal.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 17:41:25


At 3/24/09 05:34 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/24/09 05:26 PM, Breaktroll wrote: Nirvana - grunge (it counts right?)
Overrated and not metal.

I actually like grunge, tho its not metal ;3

Dethklok - [some say melodic] death metal (it has the brutality of deathmetal, but you can still comprehend the lyrics.., sortof. oh, i laugh my ass off with the lyrics.)
Whatever, acceptable.

Dethklok is just funny, I just listen to them coz they make fun of cannibal corpse (which I love, they have always ruled) and all the other like bands.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 18:08:59


At 3/24/09 06:05 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Grunge is actually hated by most metalheads because it overtook metal in the 90s.

in the early 90s...it was rlly only popular from 1991 - 1994 when Nirvana was famous...started with the release of Ten by Pearl Jam, and ended with Kurt Cobain's death.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 18:11:41


At 3/24/09 05:26 PM, Breaktroll wrote: i have been jumping around about 10 pages (yeah, what did you think? 1834 pages!) , and i was surprised that nobody mentioned Dethklok.

Dethklok are hardly new. And ten pages is less than a weeks discussion in this place.

At 3/24/09 05:34 PM, AniMetal wrote: Never heard of them, i'll check em out.

Its essentially Instrumental Tech Death.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 18:50:31


At 3/24/09 05:34 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/24/09 05:26 PM, Breaktroll wrote: Blotted Science - progressive (they can give me a relaxed feel, or really pump me up.)
Never heard of them, i'll check em out.

Seriously? I feel like we talk about them all the time

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 18:51:58


lately I've been missing Valfar....Windir is one of my favorite bands...gawd...its a shame that Valfar died.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 18:56:12


At 3/24/09 06:50 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 3/24/09 05:34 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/24/09 05:26 PM, Breaktroll wrote: Blotted Science - progressive (they can give me a relaxed feel, or really pump me up.)
Never heard of them, i'll check em out.
Seriously? I feel like we talk about them all the time

exactly what I was thinking...
his he serious?
sounds like a joke to me :O

but if it's not, you better check them out NOW
they are by far my favorite Tech Death band.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 18:59:29


At 3/24/09 06:05 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Grunge is actually hated by most metalheads because it overtook metal in the 90s.

The only metalheads who were angry were the hair metal guys. Otherwise, most metalheads weren't concerned with their music being shunned because their music never got much attention anyway save for Metallica who was popular during the 90's anyway.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 19:36:59


At 3/24/09 06:59 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 3/24/09 06:05 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Grunge is actually hated by most metalheads because it overtook metal in the 90s.
The only metalheads who were angry were the hair metal guys. Otherwise, most metalheads weren't concerned with their music being shunned because their music never got much attention anyway save for Metallica who was popular during the 90's anyway.

There is barely any hair metal I like and I hate grudge metal.

Besides Pearl Jam's Ten and the band Sonic Youth(If you consider them grudge, I don't) there isn't anything grunge I like at all.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 19:39:17



Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 19:57:23


At 3/24/09 07:39 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also, lol Manowar.

I'm not too worried about Manowar being there, especially when they listed Emerson, Lake & Palmer at #2! Seriously, WTF?! I may only have Tarkus and Brain Salad Surgery, but those are fantastic albums. That list may be 5 years old now, but I could name hundreds of artists who are more deserving to be #2 on that list.

I know ELP are more prog rock than metal, but I'm still baffled at their terrible list.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 19:58:55


At 3/24/09 07:39 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also, lol Manowar.

That list is fail.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 19:59:38


At 3/24/09 06:51 PM, burnoutfool wrote: Its a shame that Valfar died.

And in one of the shittiest ways possible...


?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:04:26


At 3/24/09 07:59 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: And in one of the shittiest ways possible...

Other than in the tsunami of course.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:08:14


At 3/24/09 07:36 PM, AniMetal wrote: Besides Pearl Jam's Ten and the band Sonic Youth(If you consider them grudge, I don't) there isn't anything grunge I like at all.

Sonic Youth are not grunge, you are correct. Starting with Dirty, though, they started to take more influence from grunge, but Sonic Youth are noise rock.

At 3/24/09 07:39 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also, lol Manowar.

Jesus Christ. Manowar? Oingo Boingo? Skinny Puppy? PRIMUS? Fuck, shoot whoever wrote that shit. At least ICP was number 1.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:17:10


At 3/24/09 08:08 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Fuck, shoot whoever wrote that shit.

"By John Aizlewood, Clark Collis, J.D. Considine, John Harris, Howard Johnson, Rob Kemp, Daniel Krauss, Mat Snow and Jonah Weiner"

The fact that it's written by more than one person makes it even more fail.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:19:38


At 3/24/09 08:17 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: The fact that it's written by more than one person makes it even more fail.

That just means we have more work to do if we're gonna track them down.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:20:43


At 3/24/09 07:36 PM, AniMetal wrote:
There is barely any hair metal I like and I hate grudge metal.

Besides Pearl Jam's Ten and the band Sonic Youth(If you consider them grudge, I don't) there isn't anything grunge I like at all.

there is no such thing as grunge METAL...it is rock...often slow...

Pearl Jam is actually one of the worse grunge bands, I rlly only liked their Ten album. There is so much better grunge.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:22:32


At 3/24/09 07:59 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 3/24/09 06:51 PM, burnoutfool wrote: Its a shame that Valfar died.
And in one of the shittiest ways possible...

yup, Freezing to death...gah, its one of the worst tragedys in Black Metal history...that and when Euronymous was killed and Dead shot himself

Windir isnt black metal, but they have roots there, the only reason he called his music Songdameal, was because of the cult surrounding of black metal


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:27:37


At 3/24/09 08:22 PM, burnoutfool wrote: ... Songdameal ...

forgive that insensitive fail...I meant "Sognametal".


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:30:09


At 3/24/09 08:22 PM, burnoutfool wrote: the only reason he called his music Songdameal, was because of the cult surrounding of black metal

Or because they spoke Sognamal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:33:49


At 3/24/09 08:30 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 3/24/09 08:22 PM, burnoutfool wrote: the only reason he called his music Songdameal, was because of the cult surrounding of black metal
Or because they spoke Sognamal.

true, but I also failed at the spelling v.v


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:39:16


I learned today in Latin class that they are trying to make Latin the offical language in Finland.

Whack.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:55:05


At 3/24/09 07:39 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also, lol Manowar.

ouch... the moron who made that list doesn't know shit about music...

Primus
CĂ©line Dion
Yngwie Malmsteen

are in his list of worst artists in Music History...

what a fucking moron... no matter what are your tastes in music you just got to realise at some point that some artists are talented...

what a stupid asshole...

and look at his ridiculous little test at the end of the list...

he says that if your lyrics are "about the pain of loving"
you are in a good band.

I smell failure...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 20:59:31


At 3/24/09 08:39 PM, AniMetal wrote: I learned today in Latin class that they are trying to make Latin the offical language in Finland.

Whack.

I just died a little inside


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 21:32:02


At 3/24/09 08:59 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 3/24/09 08:39 PM, AniMetal wrote: I learned today in Latin class that they are trying to make Latin the offical language in Finland.

Whack.
I just died a little inside

At least Latin is cool. Better than Finnish anyway.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-24 21:43:21


At 3/24/09 09:32 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 3/24/09 08:59 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 3/24/09 08:39 PM, AniMetal wrote: I learned today in Latin class that they are trying to make Latin the offical language in Finland.

Whack.
I just died a little inside
At least Latin is cool. Better than Finnish anyway.

Their nothing alike...Finnish is a norse language and latin is well LATIN...they are complete opposites.

ps: Norwegian and German pwn all


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.