At 2/19/09 08:54 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote: I'm actually hiding my massive erection right now.

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!!!*

At 2/19/09 08:57 PM, smeagol1 wrote: *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!!!*

Yeah, it's an awesome guitar. :D

At 2/19/09 08:54 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote: I'm actually hiding my massive erection right now.

Chicks don't get erections, silly.

At 2/19/09 08:36 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I talked to bonemill a while ago he said he might come back too.

Great. He is simply awesome.
What happened to him?

He isn't in MSN anymore...

At 2/19/09 08:20 PM, Nev wrote: Shaving equipment wouldn't help that.

It would help it with shut up >=(

FUCK YOU ROLLING STONE:

"Emo-Metal Attack

This Florida fivesome - who fuse death-metal grunts with pop-punk hooks - sold 21,745 copies of their new album its first week out. They'll be on Warped Tour this summer."

Emo metal? fuck you.

on the opposite page is an ad for Guitar Hero: Metallica, which says "It Ain't truly metal without the second pedal. Get a free double bass drum pedal when you pre-order guitar hero Metallica, only at Gamestop. Cuz if you really want to play fast and heavy like Lars and get the true* Metallica experience, you gotta use both feet."

I'M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK HERE, GUYS

*metallica is fvkking tr00

At 2/19/09 09:25 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This Florida fivesome

They are touring with the Devil wears prada, they are bound to suck.

At 2/19/09 09:29 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote: They are touring with the Devil wears prada, they are bound to suck.

I know you're not supposed to judge a book by it's cover and all, but I mean, they've got such a fucking scene name they can't NOT suck.

At 2/19/09 09:30 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I know you're not supposed to judge a book by it's cover and all, but I mean, they've got such a fucking scene name they can't NOT suck.

HEY BOTH THOSE BANDS ALONG WITH A COUPLE OTHER GREATBANDS ARE COMING HERE!

I'M TOTALLY GOING TO SPEND FUCKING $45.50 AMERICAN DOLLARS TO SEE THEM!

At 2/19/09 09:30 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I know you're not supposed to judge a book by it's cover and all, but I mean, they've got such a fucking scene name they can't NOT suck.

Oh God, my Ex's new boyfriend is a emo dude and he said he can do the "hardcore" vocals to that band. I was like, JESUS CHRIST.

At 2/19/09 09:30 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I know you're not supposed to judge a book by it's cover and all, but I mean, they've got such a fucking scene name they can't NOT suck.

Speaking of that, I constantly judge thing by their cover. The more original a band's name or album title the more likely their material is original and good.

Tyr and Alestorm going on tour soon, hopefully they will come down here :/

'Perfect Gentleman' makes me want to be a... perfect gentleman. You know, just so I can sing it.

Also finished tabbing the first part 'Electric Counterpoint' in Guitar Pro.. Copying from sheet music isn't fun - especially when spread out over 3 days.

Do do do.. do do do.. do do do.. do do do.... I AM THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN. YES I AAAAAMM. I AM THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN... do do do.. do do do.

At 2/19/09 08:54 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote: I'm actually hiding my massive erection right now.

just couldnt pass up a chance to post a picture of yourself so that everyone can see that your a girl, could you?

please dont feed the attention whores, people.

oh and metal sucks.

At 2/19/09 11:26 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: just couldnt pass up a chance to post a picture of yourself so that everyone can see that your a girl, could you?
please dont feed the attention whores, people.
oh and metal sucks.

Don't come into our zoo and tell us who we can't feed.

At 2/19/09 11:45 PM, Nev wrote: Don't come into our zoo and tell us who we can't feed.

Did you ever think that when the animals at the zoo go towards the window and see all the people that they think they're at some kind of backwards human zoo or do you think they're just thinking well, shit at least they're not making me wear lipstick anymore?

At 2/19/09 11:26 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: trollolololol

To much funny in this page, i think my head's going to explode. For once, nobody is arguing (yet).

At 2/19/09 11:26 PM, Wtfpwn wrote:

So you're onto stalking people around forums? Creep.

At 2/19/09 11:56 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: backwards human zoo

im pretty sure the thought process is:

"hey..? what the fuck you doing in my house?"

At 2/19/09 10:42 AM, batman64 wrote: I talk to ghoul everyday, he is fine.

Ah, good to hear. :)

At 2/19/09 11:41 AM, Nev wrote:

At 2/19/09 10:13 AM, Bahamut wrote: And let's not forget what he was like to Kidd and Ryan back then. :P Fun times.

Yeah, bullying, cool :D.

I'm glad you remember those days.

At 2/19/09 06:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Are you guys all depressive or suicidal?

I'm one of the more cheerful ones in the Metal Hell.

At 2/19/09 08:59 PM, Nev wrote:

At 2/19/09 08:54 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote: I'm actually hiding my massive erection right now.

Chicks don't get erections, silly.

Hey, you learn something new everyday. :P

At 2/19/09 09:25 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: "Emo-Metal Attack

Part of me died inside when I read that.

At 2/20/09 09:12 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'm glad you remember those days.

Yeah, but its not something I'd consider 'fun times'.

I was being ironic...

I'm one of the more cheerful ones in the Metal Hell.

Only cause life hasn't got to you yet... man... like, the world is black.
Like ink.

In happy news however I installed my motherflippin' graphics card just now and mothershiggin' Obliziblings works :D.

Goodbye life.

Unfortunately a mouse died last night, have to make do with a shitty one until I manage to replace my beloved Vaio mouse :(.
Which cost £40 on eBay! I got mine for like £5.

Also, my Earth ticket has come, though I have to pick it up from the post office on Monday. Sadly Jesse Sykes isn't supporting unlike the American shows they did :(.

Ugh, I just woke up after the concert last night. I'll have pics up a little later, but I'll just describe it to you guys.

Alright, I bought a pretty cool Cynic Focus shirt, which was $25, and after that, I went up to the second floor balcony to grab a seat. I knew the Faceless was going on first, and I don't really care for them, so I was just going to sit down and just talk to my buddy who went with me. The Faceless played this really cool tune which was very similar to Cynic's song Textures; it was a great instrumental showing off their prowess and all that. After that, they played their generic deathcore stuff. I just remember the song Xenochrist just because of the ridiculous name. They played a song after that one, not sure which one, which erupted into a pit all of the sudden. It was kinda funny.

Well, Cynic was, simply put, absolutely godly. They opened up with The Space for This, and played some really great songs, like Veil of Maya and How Could I. Their new bassist, Robin Zielhorst, was a great player, and a great stand-in for Sean Malone. Everything they did was just amazing. Their were some dudes who tried to mosh, but it never evolved past four guys.

Now, Meshuggah came on with the fervor of a freight train going at light speed. They played Pravus first, and everything just exploded into a shitstorm of awesome. Now, I haven't done more than headbang all night, so I figured now would be the time to do something more. I basically ran into the pit and did whatever, no hxcx flailing or karate or anything like that, just good old jumping shoving and acting like a dick. Regardless, Meshuggah played their best songs, Rational Gaze, Sane, Straws Pulled at Random, New Millennium Cyanide Christ, Bleed (the most intense 7 minutes of my life), Combustion, and the closer, FUTURE BREED MACHINE. I couldn't imagine a better ending.

By the way, Jens is the most intimidating person I have ever seen. Seriously, he's 6'3 ish, bald, has a great beard, and he's fucking muscular. I mean this guy could wreck anyone.

At 2/19/09 10:30 PM, Oppugnant wrote: Speaking of that, I constantly judge thing by their cover. The more original a band's name or album title the more likely their material is original and good.

Is it possible to not have an original name?

Seriously, the worst bands are like MCR which if I didn't know I would assume be the name for a ambient and techno group that sings about romance.

At 2/19/09 10:54 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Tyr and Alestorm going on tour soon, hopefully they will come down here :/

If they don't come to Dublin I will cry.

At 2/19/09 11:10 PM, Nev wrote: 'Perfect Gentleman' makes me want to be a... perfect gentleman. You know, just so I can sing it.

Its fun to make pretend. :P

Do do do.. do do do.. do do do.. do do do.... I AM THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN. YES I AAAAAMM. I AM THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN... do do do.. do do do.

That song is so fucking fun to see live.

No lie.

At 2/19/09 11:26 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: just couldnt pass up a chance to post a picture of yourself so that everyone can see that your a girl, could you?

Yup, i'm too busy making guys online jealous alright.

Yup, defiantly.

oh and metal sucks.

^Says a black guy with an afro.^

*No racism intended*

At 2/20/09 05:33 AM, Charon wrote: im pretty sure the thought process is:

"hey..? what the fuck you doing in my house?"

I saw a video online once from Saturday night live which was a parody music video making fun of Power metal.

I can't find it now but it was basically Stratovarius with Hansi singing more or less and the chorus was:

"NO! IT'S THE GIRAFFE! THE GIRAFFE IS COMING, COMING FOR YOU!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, NOW THAT THE GIRAFFE IS COMING FOR YOU! THE GIRAFFE IS COMING FOR YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

It was fucking hilarious, the first and the last time i'ver ever seen something on actual TV make fun of Power metal...it was obviously a filler skit that I bet no one got but it was still awesome.

At 2/20/09 11:29 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: By the way, Jens is the most intimidating person I have ever seen. Seriously, he's 6'3 ish, bald, has a great beard, and he's fucking muscular. I mean this guy could wreck anyone.

I hate you :P.
Meshuggah better get their arse over here soon. They sound pretty good by the way you describe it :D.
And about Jens, I think bald people are generally more intimidating. It's a harsh look, can get right in peoples faces and not have to worry and silly hair getting in the silly way.

At 2/20/09 03:06 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote: That song is so fucking fun to see live.
No lie.

I know, I was at Bloodstock last year :D.

Whats not fun however is poor mixing resulting in the show being fairly quiet. I could hear my own voice without shouting and I was right at the front.

Scandanavian folk music (metal and non-metal) in general is very enjoyable. This band Tyr themselves said they liked - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL6eEcw9-
Vg&feature=related

Favorite band, In Flames. Been listening too them for years, since the Album Lunar Strain,

Anyway favorite Song, "The Hive" Off of the Album Whoracle.

So, it turns out my best friend doesn't give a shit about my feelings and thinks I'm *ahem* "a fucking wanker".

I'm not writing a song about her, because then I'd just be repeating myself.

I'm still majorly pissed off about it, so this is where the Hell comes in:

Give me the most brutal, fucking angriest shit you can find.

You ever wonder how people who don't listen to Metal deal with this shit?

For that matter, what the fuck do they listen to when playing racing games?

At 2/20/09 04:44 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: So, it turns out my best friend doesn't give a shit about my feelings and thinks I'm *ahem* "a fucking wanker".

Rape the bitch.

Or try and patch things up.
You wouldn't go from best friend to 'fucking wanker' without having done something wrong.

The sooner the better, cause after a while that stuff becomes impossible to do. 'So hey... err, not spoke in months but... blah blah blah'.
Cure dat shit soon duude.

At 2/20/09 04:44 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: For that matter, what the fuck do they listen to when playing racing games?

The non-metal creature likes Paul Oakenfold when it plays racing games, I think. I may need to study this further.

At 2/20/09 05:27 PM, Nev wrote:

At 2/20/09 04:44 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: So, it turns out my best friend doesn't give a shit about my feelings and thinks I'm *ahem* "a fucking wanker".

Rape the bitch.

Noted.

Or try and patch things up.

Also noted.

You wouldn't go from best friend to 'fucking wanker' without having done something wrong.

What I 'did' was, I objected to the manner in which I was informed of her latest boyfriend.

And by that, I mean she passed me a note in German class after I had given her a heartfelt speech about how I felt that we were growing a little distant and I was getting a little jealous of guys talking to her.

The sooner the better, cause after a while that stuff becomes impossible to do. 'So hey... err, not spoke in months but... blah blah blah'.

That didn't stop me last time something like this happened.

Admittedly, it didn't work.

Cure dat shit soon duude.

You are truly knowledge-bank of the highest and most sophisticated calibre.